one shot for life

Ruan Xingyun ran much slower than Qi Haoyu, and he was overtaken before he reached the station.

"You little villain, you dare to tease me." Qi Haoyu held Ruan Xingyun's T-shirt from behind with one hand, and squeezed his chin with the other, threatening, "Believe it or not, you've offended me, I'll fuck you to death!"

"Woo...it hurts, Haoyu, let me go." Ruan Xingyun frowned and looked at the passers-by who cast surprised glances around him, and those who didn't know thought they were going to fight.

"Tell me, do you still dare to tease me?" Qi Haoyu said with a smile.

"Don't dare, don't dare." Ruan Xingyun shook his head quickly, looking extremely pitiful with his brows furrowed.

Only then did Qi Haoyu let go of Ruan Xingyun in satisfaction, but still flicked his forehead.

Ruan Xingyun doesn't know why, but Qi Haoyu seems to like to flick his forehead, so it can only be understood as Qi Haoyu's special hobby.

Because every time he finished playing his forehead, Qi Haoyu would become very happy.

The two walked side by side towards the station, Qi Haoyu stared at him, and Ruan Xingyun kept rubbing his forehead.

"What's wrong? Did I hit hard?"

"Well, it still hurts..." Ruan Xingyun pouted.

"Let me take a look." Qi Haoyu held Ruan Xingyun's face to look at it, grinned and clicked his tongue, "It seems to be bulging."

"Ah, what should I do, I'm disfigured." Ruan Xingyun frowned, very unhappy.

"It's not so exaggerated, I'll blow it to you." Qi Haoyu blew lightly on his forehead, still muttering something, something like "blowing can't scare you".

"Okay, okay, I don't hurt anymore." After being blown by Qi Haoyu like this, the pain didn't ease, but itched even more.

Qi Haoyu hooked the corner of his mouth, "Since it doesn't hurt anymore, don't frown, those who don't know think I'm bullying you."

"Have you bullied me less often?" Ruan Xingyun murmured in his heart.

When returning home in the car, Ruan Xingyun thought that he could only write the manuscript of SexyNight, if it was handed over to Qi Haoyu, he might not be able to describe it as a ghost.

After returning home, Ruan Xingyun took a shower first.When I lay on the bed and was about to go to sleep, I realized that I didn't bring my mobile phone with me when I went out. It had been a night since I looked at my mobile phone.

After he turned on his phone, he found that he had received several WeChat messages from the Polaris boy.

It's Nolan Chen!

Ruan Xingyun immediately became full of energy.

Nolan Chen showed up and asked him what he was doing.After a while, I asked if he was there, why didn't he speak...

Ruan Xingyun immediately turned back.

Little Lucky: I just went out without my mobile phone (sweating)

After 5 minutes, no response.

Little Lucky: Are you there? (Wronged)

Polaris Boy: Yes (yawn), just going to sleep

Little Lucky: Oh (cold sweat) I'm sorry

Polaris Boy: Just got home?Why did you go (left humming)

Little Lucky: Hmm (cute) I went drinking with my colleagues

Polaris Boy: The nightlife is quite rich, did you go fishing for men?

Little luck: nothing (sweating) is drinking.By the way, why haven't you replied to my message for several days?

Polaris boy: I’ve been too busy at work recently, so I haven’t been on WeChat much (rolling eyes) What, you think I’m fooling you, so I ignore you, don’t you?

Little Lucky: No, no (cold sweat)

Polaris Boy: Haha (grinning teeth) I’ll just hit your ecstasy ass, and I won’t fool you (smirk)

Little Lucky:  …

Polaris boy: I have good news for you. I will come to City A to work for a period of time in about a month. I will ask you out when I come. (呲牙)

Little lucky: ok (cute)

Polaris Boy: Okay, it’s getting late, go to sleep, we’ll talk tomorrow night (goodbye)

Little Lucky: Well, good night (Moon)

Ruan Xingyun turned off the cell phone and the lights in the bedroom, but Ruan Xingyun didn't feel sleepy at all.

Nuo Lanchen contacted him again, and said that she didn't lie to him, because she was too busy before and didn't reply.Moreover, he will come to City A soon, and will make an appointment with himself again.

Ruan Xingyun felt like drinking honey.No, it should be said that it is like eating a magpie egg.

This is really a hopeless situation, and there is another village.

After tossing and turning dozens of times, Ruan Xingyun still didn't fall asleep.He felt that he would definitely suffer from insomnia tonight, but he was happier than ever because of insomnia.

On the second day, Ruan Xingyun's excitement hadn't passed, and he almost skipped and walked on the way to work.The flowers on the street seemed to be more colorful, and even the little dog who barked at him every day seemed less annoying.

Is this the legend that people are refreshed on happy occasions?

"Hey, little lucky, why are you so happy today?" Qi Haoyu leaned against Ruan Xingyun's desk, stroking his neither long nor short bangs with one hand.

"Is there?" Oh my god, is it obvious that I am acting.

"Of course there is, I just need to use a loudspeaker to tell you that you are very happy." Qi Haoyu smiled, "I have something good to share with my brother."

"Well, it's really nothing. It's just that Nuo Lanchen contacted me last night." Ruan Xingyun said with a blushing face.

"Noran Chen? Who is it?" Qi Haoyu raised his eyebrows.

"I went to City B a few days ago, that one followed me..." Ruan Xingyun opened his mouth and didn't continue.

"Oh, your friend." Qi Haoyu sneered, "Didn't he ignore you, why did he contact you again?"

"I didn't ignore me because I was busy and didn't log on to WeChat." Ruan Xingyun pouted, "He said he would talk to me tonight. If I had known that I should have brought my phone with me when I went out last night, I wouldn't have missed his message." news."

"Look at your youthful look." Qi Haoyu clicked his tongue, "You like him that much? Is he handsome and attractive?"

"Yeah." Ruan Xingyun said with a smile, "Not only is he handsome, but he also has a good figure. He is really a rare handsome man."

"Blow it and you will." Qi Haoyu said with a grin.

"I'm not bragging, really." Ruan Xingyun frowned and said, "Haoyu, if you don't believe me, take a look, I have his photo."

Ruan Xingyun opened WeChat, and clicked into Nuo Lanchen's photo album.

"Look, isn't he handsome?" Ruan Xingyun excitedly handed the phone to Qi Haoyu.

"Oh, it's okay." Qi Haoyu said with his lips curled up, "he's not as handsome as you said."

"Your vision is really high, this is just 'okay'." Ruan Xingyun looked at the photos on the phone, his eyes lit up.

"Okay, okay, please stop flirting, okay?" Qi Haoyu clicked his tongue, "He contacted you again, what did he want to do, chat?"

"Of course not, he told me that he will come to City A next month..."

"Come to City A, why is he here?" Qi Haoyu asked with raised eyebrows.

"Come here to work." Ruan Xingyun said, "When he comes, we can meet again."

"Shouldn't you be dating again?" Qi Haoyu slapped him on the forehead.

"Haoyu, why do you keep talking about me like that?" Ruan Xingyun said unhappy, covering his forehead.He caught him just because he had a gun appointment, and he didn't know how many times he scolded her.

"Am I wrong? When I first met him, I did it three times a night. When he comes to City A, it will be fine!" Qi Haoyu sighed, "I feel sorry for your little chrysanthemum, and I will help you later Buy a box of hemorrhoid cream."

Ruan Xingyun rolled his eyes at him, turned his head and continued writing the manuscript.

"What's the matter, are you angry?" Qi Haoyu shook Ruan Xingyun's shoulder.

"I'm not angry, that's right, it feels weird." Ruan Xingyun clicked his tongue, "You have a girlfriend, I never said anything to sleep with her, why are you so stubborn when I sleep with someone else once?"

"It's not because you're stupid!" Qi Haoyu flicked his forehead again, "I'm afraid you will be cheated, understand?"

"How did you get tricked?"

"Being lied to by others, idiot! Others just treat you like a gun. You are rushing to fall in love with them. I advise you not to be too concerned, so as not to regret it when you get it, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment." bigger."

"Not necessarily. Nuo Lanchen is willing to go out with me again, which means he has a good impression of me. He likes me to some extent. At least it proves that he wasn't cheating at first." Ruan Xingyun raised his head and said.

"Hey, it's still not going well, so I just protect him, you are hopeless! Idiot!" Qi Haoyu patted Ruan Xingyun and went back to his seat.

The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, but if there is no hope, how can you find a boyfriend?Ruan Xingyun cursed.

Ruan Xingyun felt that the time passed surprisingly slowly today. The minute and hour hands of the clock seemed to be stuck with glue and did not move at all.After finally getting off work, he hurriedly packed his things and ran home.

While eating biscuits, Ruan Xingyun stared at his phone, waiting for Nuo Lanchen to send him a message.

When the screen is black, press the button, and when it is about to go dark, press it again.

In this way, after 9 o'clock, Ruan Xingyun had already eaten three bags of Oreos, and was about to die of sweetness. Nolan Chen finally sent him a message.

Polaris Boy: Hey, where is it?

Little Lucky: Well, I’m waiting for you, didn’t I say to continue talking tonight (smile)

Polaris boy: (haha) You are really obedient, are you busy with work today?

Little Lucky: Not busy, as usual, how about you?

Polaris boy: Fortunately, I was scolded by the boss today, I am not happy

......

The two chatted like this for more than half an hour.

Although they were all non-nutritive plain water topics, Ruan Xingyun felt very content, and he felt like getting along with Nuo Lanchen like a couple.

Polaris Boy: Lucky, let’s not just chat, let’s watch a video (smirk)

Little Lucky: Oh, what is the video for?

Polaris Boy: (kiss) You know, I still have a month to go to City A, but I'm very hungry now.How about we video the plane?

Little Lucky: Ah!so...

Polaris Boy: What, don’t you like it ((‵□′))

Little Lucky: No...would it be too lewd, I've never done this kind of thing with anyone

Polaris Boy: Shit!You've already slept with me, so what if you play a plane in the video, don't pretend to be pure!Come on, I want a video!

In the end, Ruan Xingyun accepted Nolan Chen's video invitation. Apart from masturbating and touching himself for Nolan Chen to watch, he also had to moan and say some embarrassing words according to his request.Ruan Xingyun found it unbelievable, his face was probably covered with calluses.And Nuo Lanchen seemed to be quite satisfied with his performance, and he was also extremely excited, and his masturbation was unambiguous.

Although I think this kind of sex and love is a bit strange, Ruan Xingyun is still very happy to be able to do it with the person I like.At least the other party is doing it with me, not sleeping with someone else, and next month I can have sex with a real person, right?

The relationship between the two of them as a "video gun.friend" lasted for nearly a month, and it was almost the day when Nuo Lanchen came to City A.

On this day, Ruan Xingyun asked Nuo Lanchen when he would come, and if he needed to go to the station to pick him up.But the other party didn't reply, maybe he was busy with work, Ruan Xingyun thought so.But at night, Nuo Lanchen never replied. Ruan Xingyun asked again on WeChat, and found that Nuo Lanchen had deleted and blocked his WeChat. Ruan Xingyun fell into pain again.

"Hey, it's rare for you to take the initiative to call me. What's the matter?" Qi Haoyu was lying on the bed, answering Ruan Xingyun's call while watching the game.

"Haoyu...I, I'm so sad..."

"What's wrong? You, are you crying? Damn, what's going on, speak slowly." Qi Haoyu turned off his voice and sat up.

"It's... me... that... he... woo..."

Qi Haoyu was so anxious that he wanted to beat Ruan Xingyun to death, and he couldn't figure out what was going on while crying and uttering words.

"Okay, don't talk about it, I'll go over right away, I really convinced you!" Qi Haoyu clicked his tongue, hung up the phone, put on a coat, and went out to Ruan Xingyun's house.

Ruan Xingyun was still crying on the sofa, but Qi Haoyu had already rushed over.

"Cry ass, what's wrong with you!" Qi Haoyu shouted out of breath.

"I, I was cheated..." Ruan Xingyun twitched.

"Cheated? Who lied to you?" Qi Haoyu pulled Ruan Xingyun to sit on the sofa.

Ruan Xingyun's mouth was flattened, tears fell down, but he kept silent.

"Fuck! Is that your friend Chen? " Qi Haoyu clicked his tongue. If Ruan Xingyun's eyes were not swollen from crying, he would really want to ravage this fool.

How can you be so stupid, so cheap?

"Noran Chen." Ruan Xingyun nodded.

"What did he lie to you? Does he care about you borrowing money, and have you been deceived?"

Ruan Xingyun said hesitantly that during this period of time, he just had a video with him, and there was no borrowing money, but the other party blocked him now.

After hearing this, Qi Haoyu was very annoyed, and scolded Ruan Xingyun again.

"Tell me, why are you so cheap!" Qi Haoyu clicked his tongue, "You're so horny! If you really can't wait to let a man fuck you, why don't I do it myself, okay?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Ruan Xingyun pushed away the big hand rubbing his face and said, "I'm so sad, didn't you come to comfort me?"

Qi Haoyu sighed heavily, he smiled and shook his head.

"You are so stupid that you are going to explode. After all, you are still too young and too young."

"I'm already 23, and I'm not too young or tender." Ruan Xingyun said with his head down.

"Just like you, you are an idiot even when you grow up to 32." Qi Haoyu put his arm around Ruan Xingyun's shoulder and said, "There are too many bad men in this world. You are so simple and easy to be deceived. Be careful in the future." , you must tell me if you have any relationship with others, brother will help you review and check, so that you will not be fooled again, understand?"

"Oh." Ruan Xingyun nodded.

"Okay, I see you are crying like a little cat, wash your face quickly." Qi Haoyu pinched his face, "You haven't had dinner yet, go out with me to eat."

Ruan Xingyun obediently went to wash his face, but when he looked in the mirror, his eyelids were so swollen that he couldn't see anyone.

Oh, how sad!

"It's late at night, why are you wearing sunglasses?" Qi Haoyu screamed.

"The eyes are swollen." Ruan Xingyun raised his sunglasses and pointed to his eyes, "How can I meet people otherwise."

"You deserve it." Qi Haoyu patted his forehead with a smile, "Let's go, little lucky, I'll treat you to dinner tonight."

Ruan Xingyun is very fortunate to have Qi Haoyu as a friend.

No matter what sad things he encountered, he could always comfort himself tirelessly.As big as today's emotional problems, as small as the death of a goldfish, whenever he is sad, Qi Haoyu will comfort him.Although it is sometimes simple and rude, it always warms his heart.

The author has something to say: Beijing has been raining for so many days, it’s so annoying that I don’t even do my laundry (┬＿┬)