[The Lord of the Rings - The Hobbit] The era of poverty alleviation in the dark jungle

Legolas waited for Rosewen for a long time, and seeing that she hadn't come back, he went out to look for her.

He only heard the sound of shooting arrows in the training ground, so he followed the direction of the sound and looked for it.A tall wood elf was drawing a bow, aiming at a target several hundred paces away.

Exactly what he was looking for.

A warm body approached her, and the strength of the muscles under the other's clothes could be felt on her back. A pair of clean and strong hands belonging to a male elf rested on her slender hands, and a serious teaching voice came from her ear: "Not strong enough, Pull it out a little more..."

With a sound of "咻", it hit the bull's-eye.Sure enough, no matter how many hundreds of years of archery he practiced, he would not be able to catch up with Legolas.

Luo Siwen breathed a sigh of relief, pushed Legolas who was almost lying on top of her, and said, "Get up, you're dead..."

Hearing this, Legolas put his head on her shoulder instead, rubbing his head against her ears and neck, with a slight smell of alcohol—he had been drinking.Rosewin sighed.

"Legolas, I think it seems a little strange that we are like this..."

"What's wrong?" Legolas rested his chin on her shoulder and thought for a while, "It's really a little bit, does it mean that you are often busy with work and leave me behind?"

There was unspeakable sadness on his fair face: "The people who married at the same time as me have all given birth to children."

This resentful tone is really permeating.

Luo Siwen asked him seriously: "First, how much do you know about that?"

"Very well, I have studied it."

"I heard that it's easy to get pregnant, right?"

The clever Legolas immediately grasped the problem, and immediately replied, "No, how is it possible, the birth rate of elves is very low."

Under his expectant eyes, Luo Siwen said with difficulty: "I think maybe I can try it?"

Legolas, an old man who has lived for nearly a thousand years, cheered like a big human boy and said: "By the way, you said last time that you like my formal suit very much. I can let you try it on tonight..."

He even said this kind of thing for granted, with my pure appearance, Luo Siwen's pointed ears were a little red.

Leaving aside whether they succeeded in creating a human being, Rosewin never let Legolas get what he wanted after his waist ached and his back ached.

For the elf, he has plenty of time, as long as he is always by her side.

Rosewin didn't quite understand the elf's feelings. After she had sex with Legolas, it was like giving birth to a baby, and she quickly turned her attention to other things.Much to Legolas' dismay, she wasn't pregnant, a fact that frustrates him more than not shooting a needle in the dark.

However, next, they did not have more time to focus on this matter.

Gandalf was urging the convening of a new White Council again. He seemed to be fighting against Sauron. As long as the White Council refused to attack Dol Guldur, he would not give up.However, only by killing the big villain BOSS as soon as possible, can he end this hard life as soon as possible—of course, at the same time, he is also a wizard with a very sense of justice and love.

The harassment of the dwarves annoyed him to death, but as a model worker, he never refused the opportunity to fight against evil forces.So, he wrote to Rosewin——

Luo Siwen, how are you doing these days, happy newlyweds.I was too busy with business to find a strong assistant for the Dwarf King Thorin at his request.I've already found a target, but I don't have time to invite him. Can you make a trip for me?This is a man you'll love to meet, as we went to his birth and christening decades ago!I remember you once prophesied that this child will become famous in Middle-earth in the future.

Yes, Bilbo Baggins of the Shire.I'd like you to start within a month, if you can, because I can't do business with those stubborn little people.By the way, when you come back, bring me some long tobacco over there.

your dear misranda

Bag End is quite famous in the Shire area, because in this warm and dry cave lives a wonderful hobbit.Different from ordinary hobbits who live and work in peace and contentment, this little hobbit fantasizes about finding elves every day and takes a wonderful journey.

As he grew older, the little hobbit became a writer, and spent every day at home writing about his eccentricities.Fortunately, his ancestors accumulated virtue and left a large amount of property for him to toss about.However, until that day came, he stayed in his little cave safely and lived his peaceful life.

On this day, our Bilbo Baggins was sitting at the door puffing smoke rings from his big pipe. Come lunch time.But never mind, that soon, the hobbits will eat six meals a day!

However, after a while, he saw a strange scene appearing in the distance where there had been nothing special.

"My God!" He stared blankly for a while, almost getting burned by the pipe in his hand.

A majestic great white wolf with a whole body of snow and an immaculate white horse walked together, and a mysterious man in a gray cloak sat on their backs.

In the bright morning sun, the two white spots that were almost glowing all over were approaching quickly from a distance—looking at that direction, they seemed to be heading towards their own home.

"This morning is so different!" He stood up a little flustered.Since his parents passed away, he has been living alone all the time. Those two strange uninvited guests made him search in his mind. Did his parents do something to make others come to him?

"I hope it's not a debt collector." He muttered.

The white wolf and the white horse were soon at his door, and Bilbo Baggins was still wondering if he should close the door and pretend he was away.

A beautiful female voice stopped the white wolf, and the white horse also stopped.Probably because they ran too fast, they snorted roughly at the little man in front of them.

Bilbo took a few steps back in horror, away from the frightening looking white wolf. If he hadn't had presbyopia, the white wolf would be a wolf!

The cloaked men rolled over and dismounted from their mounts, and each lifted their hoods. Their beautiful hair shone like pearls in the sun.After Bilbo breathed a sigh of relief, he was a little excited again.

"Elves," he asked nervously, his heart beating fast, "what do you want?"

At this time, the female elf spoke, and it was obvious that she was the leader of the two.

"Bilbo Baggins?"

"Yes, I am... well, are you looking for me?" The elf even had such a nice voice.Bilbo, who used to go into the forest all the time to find the elves, suddenly felt a little bit like a dragon.

He moved his pointed ears, rubbed his broad little palms, and glanced back and forth between the two elves. The male elf was looking at the female elf tenderly—well, these two must be lovers!

"I am Rosewin, an elf of the Woodland Kingdom. This is my husband Legolas, the prince of the Woodland Kingdom." Rosewen introduced him.

Bilbo thought hard, and slapped his head suddenly: "I know you, my mother mentioned you before! Super invincible and delicious dried elf fish!"

It was only then that Luo Siwen realized that she had been labeled as dried fish. She smiled and said, "Yeah, I haven't been to Shire for a long time. I didn't expect you to grow into an adult."

"Yeah," he gushed, "and Gandalf the Wizard, God knows you two have caused Shardo trouble. My mother has had countless complaints that you two have ruined their family. My child. Ever since real elves appeared in the Shire, how many little hobbits have been running around looking for the legendary kingdom of elves! I heard that Gandalf’s fireworks were well set off, but it’s a pity that I didn’t have the chance to see them. By the way, his The stories are good, too, and someone has put together his tales of dragons and elves and orcs and giants, which are now every little hobbit's bedtime book."

"It sounds like you like adventure very much?" Rosewin said with a smile, "Gandalf will let you get what you want."

"Adventure?" said Bilbo, patting his pocket. "No, no, I don't like that stuff, and I'm quite happy with my life. You see, I have the biggest and most precious garden in all the Shire— —Oh, I heard from my mother that many flowers were dug from you. But you see, my gardener takes good care of them. Also, I can sit by the door every day in the sun and smoke, Enjoy the flowers. Let those legends be entertained—I mean, my lord elf, I am a grown man now, and I know what to do and what not to do, and children's fantasies don't count."

Rosewyn's frown became tighter and tighter until Bilbo spouted a lot of words, said "Good morning" and slammed the door shut.

"What is to be done?" asked Legolas, "to hand him directly to Gandalf?"

"Gandalf needs his help, we can't force Bilbo." Rosewen felt that the little hobbit was such a bastard, and he didn't even give him his saliva when he came all the way to find him.With dry mouth and tongue, she sat on the white wolf's back unhappily, and Legolas immediately brought the water bottle to him thoughtfully.

"Thank you." She said casually when she took the kettle, but saw Legolas looking at her with a smile.

Well, it's a love every day, Luo Siwen pulled Legolas and gave him a good morning kiss.

"Is that the way to go?" Legolas looked back at Bag End, where the door was still tightly shut.

"It's rare to have a honeymoon, let's go out and do some shopping! As for Bilbo's matter..." Rosewen just said, and saw a message bird flying towards it from afar.

"Oh dear!" she exclaimed, with a headache. "It's them again! Gandalf is a bastard!"

The author has something to say: In the era of river crabs, I will not teach bad paper to children. You impure clippers, don’t leave emails, don’t give meat, only broth==[or meat dregs?

There is a BUG to say, I made a mistake before.Tooke is on Bilbo Baggins's mother's side, and Baggins is on his father's side. I misremembered Tuke as being on his father's side before, so I'll make a statement here.However, it does not affect the development of the plot.ok let's continue