[Comprehensive] I'm thinking about quitting the club every day

When Kujo Jotaro came home from the laboratory, he found his wife, a housewife, squatting on the sofa with dull eyes and a lemony face.

"..." Mr. Kujo, who had just become a doctor, decided to ignore her for the time being due to his astonishing combat intuition, and go to the refrigerator to find something to eat to fill his stomach.

But ignore her words, and problems will soon erupt.

"Xu Lun," he called to stop his daughter who was running past him with her hand in her arms, "what's wrong with your mother?"

"I don't know, it's been like this since she got up in the morning and made breakfast for us." The daughter answered him, and then showed a very dissatisfied expression, "And Dad, I'm Irene."

"...Sorry, Irene," Jotaro replied.

"I'm lying to you, I'm Xu Lun." The daughter stuck out her tongue at him, and then ran away briskly like a deer.

Jotaro: ...

Kujo Jotaro, 29 years old, has two daughters who are almost eight years old, and he still can't tell who is who.

——Next time, they must change their hairstyle to a different one, which is super difficult to comb, so complicated that they are not happy to untie it when they sleep, so that they will not change their hairstyle just to deliberately play daddy.

And his biggest problem now is the wife who is squatting on the sofa and hugging her legs, her chin is curled up on her knees, she is wearing pajamas with dark circles on her eyes, her eyes are dull, and her face is lemon.

... The face of lemon is literally. Jotaro didn't know why his wife who never took care of skin suddenly cut a whole lemon and stuck it on his face, making himself look like a cake.

Thinking of this, he decided to put her on play first, walked to the refrigerator and took out the milk he just bought yesterday and the custard toast his wife just made yesterday, put them in the microwave for a bit, and waited for him to finish eating When I was there, I found that my wife still had a dead look in her eyes.

"What's the matter with you?" At this moment, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and speak.

Dr. Kongjo is very clear about one thing, that is - his wife is much more annoying than the remnants of Dior plus the whole Dior, and he can't fight yet.

The key is not to fight.

The wife sniffled, "I want to buy this." She pointed to the shopping list on the side, which also attached a picture of the product - the picture was not large enough, Jotaro glanced casually at the one with the spray gun head Large bottles, "You can buy kitchen cleaners if you want," he said.

"..." My wife looked at him with eyes that looked at reinforced concrete, "This is a new perfume from fresh."

"You never use perfume." Jotaro frowned, and brought over the list, "Don't choose a brand that puts perfume in a bottle of Mr. Mighty." Mr. Jotaro Kujo, a straight steel and concrete man, coughed dryly in the middle of speaking "If you want it, go buy it."

But the wife is still not happy.

After so many years of marriage, Jotaro is the first time to see his wife so unhappy, and the whole person is very depressed.

"What's wrong?" He had to ask again.

At this time, the wife raised her head and looked at him seriously, "If you go back to ten years ago, would you chase me?" She looked so weak, innocent and helpless, which reminded Jotaro of the first time The way I saw her.

He was referring to her packing fraud thing.

There was also the matter of her double lifting the Platinum Star's loincloth.

Kujo Jotaro has a bad memory, but he holds grudges.

He thought about it seriously, and replied: "I don't know." After all, he doesn't know what chasing is, and the invincible Kujo Jotaro has always been the one being chased.

The wife wiped the lemon off her face, cried and threw the lemon slices into the trash.

So what happened to her today?Why is this woman always trying to do things that he can't figure out?

"I knew woo woo woo." My wife huddled into a ball again, "My heart is so cold now, it's as cold as using abc's mint bathroom in winter."

"..." Jotaro didn't know what it was like to use ABC's mint sanitary pads in winter, and he would be a pervert if he knew, so he had to sit next to Hanako and try to get his wife out of her autism out of space.

"Okay, stop making trouble." He grabbed her two wrists super easily and broke her defense.

Hanako sobbed twice, "Jotaro."

"Ok?"

"Platinum Stars don't show their faces when beating people. Thick skin can't break your defenses. You can die if you hit your temples and pinch your throat normally."

"...What's the matter with you?" He was silent.

"I just feel that you are 40 years old and still can't correctly master the skills of one-hit kills."

"I'm not yet thirty."

"You're going to be 40 sooner or later."

"..." Jotaro felt that the problem was a bit big, at least it was much more serious than when she deliberately made trouble and made trouble for no reason before.

"You don't have a fever, do you?" Jotaro put his hand on his wife's forehead very straightly, even though he knew that Hanako, who was in charge of the heaven, was unlikely to be injured or ill.

"……Why."

Jotaro heard his wife complaining in a very low voice, "I know that there is a world where Jotaro is chasing after him, and I also know that not all worlds have the opportunity to meet Jotaro... But I know that you are married to someone else I'm so sour, woo woo woo..."

The word "world" may be a sensitive word for Jotaro, so when his wife said this sentence, he first trembled, extending from the world to Dior, and then deriving from Dior to a substitute attack—"You were The substitute attacked?" Didn't Kishibe Rohan add an "uncontrolled" setting to her?She wiped it?

And what about "marrying someone else"?He didn't remarry?The old man was cheating.And Jotaro could swear he wasn't cheating either.

"It's okay to marry someone else, but you still have a divorce..."

"……???"etc?Even though he was as witty as Jotaro, he could no longer understand what his wife was saying.

"You still think Xu Lun has a fever and won't go home..."

"...?????"

"She was framed for stealing her wallet and didn't even try to save her..."

"...????"

"My daughter was caught in a trap and rushed to the prison. If the prison failed, she held back and asked her to save her... If you have the time, why don't you spend money in advance to hire a dream team of American lawyers. You have been caring about what you promised, and you are not short of money..."

"...?????????"

"you--"

"Hanako Kujo, if you frame me again, I will get angry." Jotaro said with a deadpan expression.

Then he just watched his wife cry out, hugged himself, and used his shirt as a facial tissue.

"I think this is the poisonous trick of Marley's ring. It shows me that so many parallel worlds are meant to drive a wedge between our husband and wife... But you are really scumbag, scumbag father! Scumbag husband!" The wife hugged him Weeping loudly without giving him a chance to explain.

Damn it, this woman just boasted that she is the best husband and father in the world not long ago, what's going on with this woman, is turning face faster than turning the book?

The two daughters who heard their wives crying poked their heads out from the back door and looked at them, "Oh~ Dad is bullying Mom again!"

"Great-grandfather said that at this time, you should look like a pig in a pigsty..."

"...you two, go back to your rooms," Jotaro ordered with what little (or none) of his fatherly dignity was left.

The two little guys ran upstairs with a sense of face.

If the daughter is dealt with, the only thing remaining is——

Jotaro tried his best to pull his wife off his body, "Okay, next, let's explain 'Malei's Ring' first." This is the most likely key word he has grasped now after hearing it.

The wife who was pulled down gave him a blank look, stretched her waist, went to the kitchen and turned on the faucet to wash her face, "Okay, lend me your Platinum Star, I'll use it to make coconut whipped cream."

After all, the master of heaven is weak, and it is impossible to squeeze out raw coconut juice. In this respect, Platinum Star is still good.

"..." Mr. Kujo Jotaro, who was so angry with his wife's jumping thinking, couldn't bear it anymore, called out Platinum Star, and grabbed the dead woman and carried him back to the bedroom.

He doesn't want any explanation now.

He wants to deal with this woman who is not afraid of death.

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"Are you a devil?" I curled up on the bed, hugging my weak, innocent and helpless self.

"You asked for it." He stretched out and put his arms around my waist, "Okay, explain."

"You are really concise and to the point." I rolled his eyes at him, "When you were not at home, I got another ring that could set off a bloodbath..."

"Same as Vengley's ring?"

"Basically, it's just that bloodlines are not required as a condition for inheritance. This ring allows me to see myself in countless parallel worlds. I haven't slept well for the past two nights... Let alone whether I have become a Penguin or not. Ge Lie, instead, he was admitted to the world of the natural substitute messenger of the Faculty of Medicine of Dongdae - the most abominable world is actually you chasing me! How angry!" I thumped him angrily.

"Hmph." He couldn't hold back and laughed.

"There is even a world where you are a sister," I looked at him blankly, and threw a big thunder at him, "The man/wife who is twenty (eight) eight years old, keeps his surname, is very intellectual, see Makes me want to be the male version of myself in the NTR parallel world."

Jotaro hit me on the head with a dark face.

In addition—

There are also countless "worlds where I have never met him".

I in those worlds have my own career, my own life, without exception.

Most are singles.

I was born more than ten years later in the world where I didn't become a single dog and didn't meet Jotaro, pass.

So to put it simply, the "I" in the parallel world who was born in the "same year" as me in this world is almost single if I haven't met Jotaro.

Is this a curse? !

What are you doing?Do you want to tell me that without Jotaro, I will marry Peng Gelei for the rest of my life? !

Marley Ring, you are too cruel, aren't you!

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Yes, Hanako is a woman with the curse of being single.