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Airi hesitated again and again, but still couldn't ask Gilgamesh such an embarrassing question.

At this moment, there was a sound of opening the door at the entrance.

Airi hurriedly asked, "Archer, are you going out?"

Gilgamesh said: "Today is the day when the manga is released, and I am going to buy manga."

There should be a convenience store near the comic shop, Airi seems to have found a savior: "Please, please help me buy something by the way!"

"what?"

Airi coughed lightly, and said in a low voice, "That... a girl's sanitary napkin."

Gilgamesh raised his eyebrows: "Oh? No more at home?"

Airi replied awkwardly, "Yes."

Gilgamesh laughed suddenly, and a golden light was released from the door: "Be grateful, woman, this king will give you the ancestor of human sanitary napkins from the treasure house."

Airi was taken aback.

Could it be that there are sanitary napkins in Gilgamesh's King's Treasure?

She dubiously opened the bathroom door a crack.

After a few minutes.

Tachibana threw away the leaf that Gilgamesh handed her through the crack of the door, red-faced inside: "This can't be used!"

Gilgamesh snorted.

Troubled woman.

But in the end he agreed to help her go to the convenience store to buy a few packs of modern sanitary napkins.

Airi sat on the toilet, counting the patterns of the ceiling tiles to pass the time.

I don't know how many times I counted the tiles on the ceiling, but Gilgamesh still didn't come back.Airi glanced at the time, almost half an hour had passed since he left the house.

Airi couldn't wait any longer, and if she sat down, the venous plexus under the mucous membrane of the end of her rectum and under the skin of the anal canal might expand and buckle to form a soft venous mass.

Abbreviation, hemorrhoids.

In the end, she still had to adopt option one, and went to a nearby convenience store to buy it herself.

Ever since Gilgamesh was summoned, Airi has almost never used the communication between the servant and the master, and even often cut off the communication for some reason.

This is the first time she took the initiative to contact Gilgamesh.

"Where have you been, Archer, I've been waiting for you at home!"

Gilgamesh's voice sounded in his mind: "Quiet, human, this king is punishing a heroic spirit who challenged this king's authority."

The original annoyance seemed to be poured with cold water, and Airi became nervous: "Heroic spirit? Is it an enemy Servant?"

"Yes."

"What heroic spirit, can you tell the other party's class?"

"It should be Saber."

Airi was shocked. Among the three knights, Saber is the strongest class in the Holy Grail War. Since the sword ranks have the highest values ​​in each panel, they are often the strongest contenders for the Holy Grail.

If Gilgamesh and Saber fight, it must be a devastating battle. Airi can already imagine the scenes of the two sides' opposing armies and even the city's Noble Phantasms.

The King of Heroes has the character of not caring about anything when he is playing high again.

They need to be stopped quickly.

Thinking so, Airi ran to where Gilgamesh was at the fastest speed.

"Wait, Gilgamesh, don't do anything, I'm coming to you right now!"

...a comic shop?

Airi hesitated for a moment, and as soon as she opened the door of the comic shop, she saw her own Archer confronting Saber.

It's just that the picture seems to be different from what she imagined.

"Hurry up and give me the last Jump in your hand, miscellaneous cultivator!"

"Didn't your mother teach you the principle of first come first served, bastard?"

Airi:?

The Saber in front of him was not the noble knight with a sword in his imagination, on the contrary, this guy in a blue flower kimono with a white background and half of his sleeves hanging down looked more like a Japanese samurai doing nothing.

Gilgamesh said coldly: "How dare you disrespect the king, you don't know the heights of heaven and earth, all the treasures in this world belong to this king, including the comics in your hand."

Sakata Yinshi put his hands in his pockets, and exuded a sense of laziness from his bones: "Are you kidding me? Watching Jump is a hobby I have had since I was alive. Don't take away the meaning of life from others, blond boy."

Gilgamesh narrowed his eyes dangerously as a golden swirl appeared behind him.

Airi was taken aback, this was a public place, she quickly used shielding magic to numb the perception of other passers-by in the comic shop.

Before she had time to stop Gilgamesh, she heard a familiar voice: "Forget it, Saber, go to another comic store to buy."

Yinshi plucked his ears: "Since the Master has said so, I will reluctantly give you this Jump."

Gilgamesh said coldly, "Don't try to escape, Miscellaneous."

Airi asked in surprise: "Qi Mu-jun?"

……

Rewind time to yesterday afternoon.

The magic club, as the name suggests, is a club that studies magic. There are three members in total, the president Kaito Shun, Saiki Kusuo who was forced into it by Kaito, and Tachibana Airi who joined the club in order to get close to a certain club member.

Kaito complained that he and Akashi had lost sight of their love in love and forgot their friends. With a boyfriend, he didn't even participate in club activities after school.

Qi Mu looked thoughtfully at the backs of those two people leaving.

Hai Teng drew a magic circle with "blood" (ketchup) according to the pattern in the old book at home, and recited the spell solemnly.

Nothing happened.

Haiteng shrugged habitually, looking for a reasonable excuse for his failure, "Damn it, Dark Union must have sealed my power."

The second-year boy didn't know that he was only one key thing away from summoning the heroic spirit.

--medium.

"Qimu, you should try it too."

Qi Mu took the spell from Hai Teng and recited it without interest.

When the fourth "fullness" was read, Hai Teng patted Qi Mu's shoulder eagerly: "Go ahead, I'll go to the bathroom first."

After Qi Mu finished reading "Yingman" for the fifth time, he casually picked up a box of strawberry milk, frowned when he saw the expired production date, and was about to throw it away. Suddenly, the magic circle on the ground emitted a dazzling light. bright light.

What happened next, even Saiki Kusuo could not have predicted.

A warrior with silver hair and red eyes stood in front of him.

"Nice to meet, Master, Saber Gintoki Sakata sees you."

Qi Mu tried it and found that he could not read the other party's thoughts.

He was a little puzzled: "Aren't you human?"

"It used to be, but now, it's a Heroic Spirit." Seeing that his Master knew nothing about magic, not even what the Holy Grail War was, Gintoki couldn't help scratching his head, "This is troublesome."

He explained to Saiki the origin and rules of the Holy Grail War.

"All in all, the Holy Grail is a universal wish-making machine. It can realize any wish. For example, if you have any regrets, you want to reverse time and space and modify the past, or you want to change the world according to your own wishes."

Qi Mu thought for a while, and thought: "Isn't this me?"

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False Treasure: The Holy Grail

The real gem: Jump