I sell hot pot in Dasong [farming]

Si Jia Dalang broke his head!

No more books!

Goulan Wasi is not going either!

Cooking porridge in front of the stove the day before yesterday!

Pulled weeds in the vegetable garden yesterday!

Today I quarreled with Mrs. Yu's family again!

Grandpa Tian, ​​I probably lost my mind!

At the northernmost end of Chatang Lane, a group of onlookers surrounded the doorway hung with "Si Zhai" lanterns.

A tall and thin woman in her thirties had her hips akimbo, her eyes hanging down, and her yellow fingers almost poked the tip of the nose of the boy opposite.

"The neighbors have seen it. My Qibao was beaten bloody by your Erlang, almost disfigured! Sijia Dalang, tell me, what is the matter?"

A shorter woman next to her persuaded her in a nice voice: "Miss Yu's family calm down, Erlang can't be solely responsible for this matter, if Qibao didn't provoke Niuniu, Erlang wouldn't push him down..."

"Missed? Is that called a mishandled? That little slave nearly killed my son! If something happens to my Qibao, I will make him surnamed Si pay for his life!" Mrs. Yu's voice was so shrill that the bullfinch on the willow branches flew away. .

Si Nan wiped the saliva off his face, and asked with a half-smile, "Are you dead?"

Yu Niangzi choked, and almost fell down angrily, "You——are you talking human words?"

"Don't you understand? It's a 'human' language, so you don't understand it!" Sinan leaned lazily on the door, with a hint of sneer in his eyes.

"You—" Yu Niangzi trembled with anger.

Feeling scolded, but there is no proof!

Si Nan's voice changed: "Since Mrs. Yu can still come to my door to piss, she seems to be still alive--have you seen the doctor? How much is the medical bill? Tell me the amount, and I will pay for it."

When Lady Yu heard the words, she finally breathed a sigh of relief.

However, before she could open her mouth, Sinan said again: "Which doctor did you see, what medicine did you catch? Bring the receipts, and I will verify them one by one. If there is a difference, see you at the Yamen."

Yu Niangzi choked again.

Check shit!

Qibao just had a nosebleed, and the doctor didn't even look at it, so where did he get the double receipts!

She just came to find fault, and extort property by the way.

Si Nan saw through it long ago, and said with a smile: "Who is the governor of Kaifeng now? Bao Qingtian? I heard that he solves cases like a god and never bends the law for personal gain. Moreover, he is very vicious towards bad guys. With a click, his head will swell." It was cut off by a dog's head."

Yu Niangzi felt cold on her neck, almost pissing in fear, "Zizi! Hugh, don't talk nonsense, even if you want to kill me, you will kill the bastard who hurt my son!"

"Success, let's go." Sinan straightened his sleeves and took a step forward.

Madam Yu was so frightened that she took three steps back, "Where are you going?"

"Kaifeng Mansion, let's see if Mr. Bao is going to kill our two lonely brothers who are still in their filial piety, or you, a greedy woman who is full of nonsense." Si Nan blinked, "Crack——the head fell off."

Yu Niangzi's legs gave way and she almost fell to the ground.

The onlookers were stunned.

Is this still the arrogant, conceited, ignorant Si Dalang?Why did it suddenly become powerful?

Did you hit your head?

Si Nan received a wave of "worshiping" gazes in satisfaction.

"By the way, Qibao is an important 'evidence', and it cannot be left behind. Wait, I will hire a donkey cart, so as not to bump into my family Erlang on the road."

Lady Yu: ...

Really, she regretted that she shouldn't have come today.

Want to explode in place.

Sinan made a gesture to leave.

Neighbor Mrs. Liu hurriedly stopped her, "It's just children's house fighting, how could it go to the yamen?"

In fact, everyone has seen what happened just now, it is clear that Yu Qibao bullied Liu's daughter, Niuniu, and Sinan's younger brother Erlang pushed Yu Qibao's ass.

Not a trace of oily skin was scratched, but there was a nosebleed, or Qibao accidentally knocked on the edge of the well.

The wife of the Yu family didn't dare to stay any longer, for fear that Si Nan would say something that would choke her to death.It's just that before leaving, I still have to save my face and say harshly: "This matter is not over, when the head of the family comes back, I will see you!"

Si Nan copied his hands and said unhurriedly, "Sister-in-law of the Yu family, how do you want us brothers to look good?"

The sound of "sister-in-law" made Madam Yu stop, and also made the neighbors' thoughts come alive.

The two families of Si and Yu originally had friendship, but it was not shallow.

Mrs. Yu's husband, Yu San'er, was originally a servant of the Si family. He signed a death contract. In the early years, when he went out to run a business with Sinan's father, Si Xu, he encountered gangsters and was stabbed. Can no longer go far.

Si Xurenhou not only gave him freedom, but also presented him with a generous sum of money.

Yu San'er just opened a small tavern, and the wine is directly provided from Sijia Winery, which has always been the lowest price.

When Si Xu was here, when did the Yu family not nod and bow when they saw the Si family members, with a flattering expression?

Not to mention that Si Erlang just pushed Yu Qibao, even if he was killed, the Yu family would not say anything.

Ever since something happened to the Si family, the Yu family's attitude has taken a 180-degree turn.

Sinan has all these in his memory, otherwise he wouldn't be so merciless. "Miss Yu, don't forget to tell shopkeeper Yu, let's make it clear whether it is a knife or a gun. If anyone dares to touch Erlang behind his back, I will return it ten times."

When he said this, Si Nan not only showed no anger, but curled the corners of his mouth, smiling slightly, as if joking.

"Crack—" Sinan chuckled.

Yu Niangzi trembled violently.

dying!

This Sijia Dalang went around the ghost gate, why did he become so weird?

Strange, strange and terrible!

The neighbors on the left and right looked at it, only feeling horrified.

Thriller is right.

Si Nan just wanted to let them know that even if the Si family collapsed and their grandparents were gone, the two brothers would not let anyone bully them.

Everyone dispersed, leaving only Niuniu's mother, Mrs. Liu.

Mrs. Liu looked apologetic, "Brother Nan, in the final analysis, my girl caused this incident, and my aunt will apologize on her behalf...Erlang is also kind, so please don't blame him."

Si Nan smiled, "Auntie is serious, Niu Niu is soft-tempered, and she is a girl, Erlang should protect her."

Liu looked at him blankly, always feeling that there was something different about Si Dalang in front of her.

After Mrs. Liu left, Si Nan turned and went back to the yard.

The yard is very small, and two vegetables will be planted. There is a grass shed under the west wall, and a stove is built inside the shed. On the stove, there are two iron pots, one large and one small, which can be said to be the Si family's most Valuable possessions.

Who would have thought that a year ago, the Si family was the wealthiest family on Panlou South Street. They lived in a large courtyard with two entrances, opened a large restaurant facing the street, and also operated a government-run winery.

Si Nan's father, Si Xu, was known as the "Jade Face Shopkeeper" because he was born handsome and a scholar.

He is a shrewd man without losing his morality. At the age of 20, he abandoned his literature and went into business. In just over ten years, he opened the Sijia Restaurant, which is well-deserved. thumb.

However, the imperial government's wine tax was getting heavier day by day, food prices were rising even more, wine shops were losing money one after another, and later even had to use the profit of the restaurant to subsidize it.

However, Fan Sixu was more selfish and stopped the loss in time by shutting down the winery.However, Si Xu couldn't help himself when he thought that the guys in the shop and the foot shop below were all relying on this little money to support their families.

In order to find a way out, he took risks and went to the Western Regions to seek wine making recipes, but never thought that he would never return.

After many inquires, I found out that the caravan was caught in a sandstorm at the border, and people and horses were buried alive.

Si Nan's mother didn't believe in evil, and entrusted her two sons to her in-laws to take care of her, she resolutely went to the Western Regions to find her husband.This is also a strange woman.

Her surname is Yue, and Si Xu called her "Ba Niang" on weekdays, and "Linglong" when she was intimate.

Yue Linglong is not a good girl raised by a small family, but a Jianghu heroine that Si Xu met when he was doing business.

In Yuanshen's memory, he saw his mother swinging a long stick to dry clothes more than once like Wu Song in "Water Margin", and more than once saw her pick up her father and throw him on a tree branch to hang.

However, whenever mentioning her natal family, Yue Linglong always kept it secret.

After Yue Linglong left, her grandparents worried day and night and fell ill one after another.In half a year, the two elderly people searched for doctors and medicines, and buried their dead. They emptied the Si family's wealth, leaving only this small courtyard.

Si Nan sorted out the memories in his mind, pushed the door open and entered the room.

A tiger-headed young gentleman was crossing his arms, sitting on the main seat facing the door with a vigilant face, his eyelashes trembling with nervousness, and he put on an aura of "killing or cutting casually".

Si Nan raised his eyebrows, picked him up and put him aside, taking the seat of the head of the family himself.

Unconvinced, Erlang jumped to the ground with a whoosh.

The little paw was about to touch Si Nan, but he easily blocked it, then grabbed the back collar and lifted it up.

Like catching wolf cubs.

Erlang shrunk his neck, dumbfounded.

Brother Smelly was obviously a soft-legged shrimp three days ago, why did he become stronger after a fall?

Si Nan raised his eyebrows, "Are you honest?"

Erlang stiffened his neck and refused to admit cowardice.

On the contrary, Simon was quite satisfied.

From now on, I can beat my younger brother when I have nothing to do. If I am too honest, it is not easy to strike.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

"I was right! It was Yu Qibao who pulled Niuniu's braids first, and then robbed her to be his wife! I didn't use my strength, it's because he is too weak!" Erlang said loudly.

Si Nan picked his ear, "Since you are right, why are you so guilty?"

"I'm not guilty!"

"What kind of table do you pick if you don't feel guilty?"

"I didn't pick it!" Erlang quickly withdrew his hand.

Si Nan smiled, and changed his voice: "Yu Xiaobao snatches Niuniu as his wife, what's your business?"

"Just, just can't! Niuniu won't marry that idiot!"

Si Nan raised his eyebrows, "Are you smart?"

"Anyway, he's smarter than that slug surnamed Yu..."

"If you were really smart, you wouldn't watch his mother come and still not know how to run - if it wasn't for Aunt Liu's protection, would you still let Mrs. Yu beat you up?"

"Hit it, who is afraid of her?"

"Being beaten in vain, is this what you think is smart?"

"If she hits me, I'll hit her!"

"A good man doesn't suffer from immediate losses, have you heard that? When encountering this kind of thing again, if you can beat it, you will beat it, if you can't beat it, you will run away, if you have a debt, you will settle it later, put a sack on it, beat a sap stick, there are many tricks, and a fool will rush to suffer Beat it." Sinan took a sip of tea slowly.

Erlang looked at him like a ghost.

Is this still the elder brother who is more beautiful than the woman in the tile and more respectable than the sour scholar in the school?

Actually taught him to use dirty tricks!

Sinan knew what the kid was thinking without asking.He knows the psychology of troublemakers very well, he has learned this specially.

Three days ago, Sinan was still a senior student, majoring in physical education, and was doing an internship in an experimental elementary school, leading a group of mischievous little bean dings.

The moment the basketball hoop fell, he rushed over without thinking, protected the children under him, and then crossed over.

To be exact, it was the ghost messenger who hooked him over.

The ghost messenger said that when he was reincarnated, the underworld confused him with the "Sinan" of this world, and he just took this opportunity to get back.

In other words, this body should have been his.

Sinan was MMP in his heart, with a smile on his face, and after confirming again and again that he couldn't "just make mistakes", he not only didn't have any complaints, but also thanked Brother Guicha for his hard work.

It's that sleek!

Maybe it was because he smiled so brightly that Guicha was dazed and forgot to erase his memory.

In this way, Sinan "returned" to the ancient body with the modern memory, and inherited the memory of the original body.

Three days is enough for Sinan to accept the fact of "traversing".

This is a parallel world, and the progress of social development is more than 21 years slower than the 900st century he lives in.Fortunately, the historical trajectory is roughly similar to that learned in middle school textbooks, and the major events and important historical figures are basically the same.

Fortunately, it is now the third year of Jiayou in the Northern Song Dynasty, the emperor is Song Renzong Zhao Zhen, the famous "Reciting Silent Writing Tiantuan" is in power, Bao Zheng and Bao Qingtian have the right to know Kaifeng Mansion, the politics is clear, the border is stable, and ordinary people can basically be safe Life.

Unfortunately, as soon as Sinan opened his eyes, he became a dilapidated household. Not only was his house completely empty, but he also carried a small oil bottle.

What's even more uncomfortable is that the current body is at most 1.7 meters by visual inspection, the face is milky and white, the eyes are black and bright, and when he is not smiling, he is cute and cute, and when he smiles, the spring is bright, the whole is a superb experience.

But he is 1, is 1!

Although never practiced.

"Gollum..."

Erlang covered his stomach with his small dark hands, his face flushed red.

"Hungry?" Si Nan tugged at his little hair bag, "Come on, call me sweetly, Brother, I'll buy you pork ear shreds."

Erlang was not very happy, but looked at him suspiciously, "You really don't want to beat me up?"

"Do you think you did something wrong?"

"no!"

"Do you regret helping Niuniu?"

"no!"

"Then why did I beat you?"

"But……"

But he is used to it.

In the past, every time we got into trouble when we got into fights, we were either beaten up by our father or mother, and sometimes both father and mother beat us together.

It was a little awkward to escape suddenly.

Si Nan patted his little head, "Distinguish right from wrong, and have no regrets, this is a man."

Erlang looked at him ignorantly.

Brother smelly doesn't seem to be as annoying as before...

Immediately afterwards, I suffered a brain collapse.

"Wash your paws and wait for brother to come back." Sinan blinked, "Small hands will be hated by the little lady, be careful that you won't be able to get a cute girl as a wife."

Sijiro: As expected, it's still annoying!

At the first moment of the Unitary Year, Panlou South Street is bustling.

Restaurants and shops welcome customers at the door, and peddlers peddle along the street. The white and soft cooking cakes emit heat, and the fragrant roast pork is just out of the pan.

The afterglow of the setting sun reflects the blue walls and gray tiles, giving this ancient city a warm color.

Turning around and looking back, the pavilions and halls in the palace city seem to be only one step away.

Although I have done enough psychological construction, I still feel unreal.

Si Nan shook his head with a smile, and approached a cooked food stall, "Brother, please order some pig ears, shredded and mixed with sour radish."

"Your Majesty, I'll be fine soon."

The stall owner shredded and put the ingredients quickly, while secretly wondered, it is rare in a hundred years, Si Jia Dalang can still have a smile on them "inferior people".

After wrapping the pig's ear shreds, Si Nan received them in his hand, turned around, and just in time saw a black horse galloping towards him.

Hey, what a handsome little brother!

She wrapped her body in a red dress, pinched her long straight legs to her sides, and slanted a three-foot-long black iron bow of beef tendon on her chest, tsk!

The young man in fresh clothes and angry horse is alive when he sees it.

Just as he was about to take a second look, the black horse approached.

Sinan was fascinated by the beauty, so he forgot to hide, and was suddenly swept by the quiver on the side of the horse. He was fine, but the shredded pig's ear he just bought fell off.

The yellow dog on the side of the street rushed over and gnawed the greased paper along with it.

"Call-"

Tang Xuan tightened the reins, and his cold and handsome eyes looked at Sinan lightly, "The business is urgent, I'm sorry."

Si Nan's eyes were smiling, and he teased him nonchalantly: "It's not going to work, you have to pay."

Tang Xuan raised his eyebrows, and threw a string of money to the stall owner, "Weigh some more."

After finishing speaking, he whipped his horsewhip without waiting for Si Nan to refuse.

Of course, Sinan would not refuse either.

There are a total of [-] brand-new copper coins, and I bought a set of pig ears, and there are five extra coins.

Si Nan raised his voice and laughed: "Little brother, please leave a contact information, and I will pay you back later!"

Tang Xuan waved his hands without turning his head, and Lie Lie's red clothes were submerged in the fiery red light.

Awesome.