[Hong Huang] Heaven forces me to fall in love

Tong Tian was stunned. According to Fang Cangwu's thinking in the past, online courses are likely to change the prehistoric world.

And Fang Cangwu grabbed Tongtian's hand and said: "Holographic projection, teacher-student interaction, zero contact, no karma! The whole prehistoric world can listen to your lectures."

"And you don't need to go out to preach, and you don't need to let them come to Kunlun, which will upset Yuan Shi Mama."

In short, there are many benefits to online classes!

Tong Tian looked at Fang Cangwu holding his hand, couldn't help flicking Fang Cangwu's forehead with his fingers and said: "Since you want to cut leeks, go for it."

After finishing speaking, Tongtian sighed. Fang Cangwu's behavior was called cutting leeks in the Honghuang forum, and every time Fang Cangwu came up with a new idea, it was to cut the leeks of the Honghuang monks.

When Fang Cangwu heard the words, he grabbed Tongtian's hand and showed a big smile, and the Honghuang online class plan started!

Therefore, the good and evil corpses who were already in retirement began to get busy, but Fang Cangwu still thought that they were not doing fast enough, so he really enslaved himself without feeling sorry for him.

Finally, after spending half a month, the Honghuang online class platform was born!Also known as Honghuang National Live Broadcasting Platform.

On the same day, the prehistoric sentient beings were frantically screened by the advertisements on the front page of the prehistoric forum!

[Do you want to know the real saint beyond words?Would you like to hear the saint himself preach for you?All this is on the Honghuang online class platform! 】

[Honghuang online class platform, famous teachers teach intensively, making the text three-dimensional. 】

[Honghuang online class, saints in person, online course packages have a cheap version, an upgraded version and a deluxe version, the cheap version is 199, the upgraded version is 599, and the deluxe version is 999. What are you waiting for? Quota is limited, first come first served! 】

Everyone couldn't help trembling when they saw the full-screen advertisement, coming, coming, the Dragon Lord finally came with his sickle.

However, when they saw that the teacher was Tongtian, they couldn't hold back that hand, and the spirit stone in their pocket disappeared with a bang.

And in the Jinxia Cave in Kunlun Mountain, the real Taiyi took his whisk to chat with the real Yuding.

"I heard that the Dragon Lord has opened an online class platform, so the uncle will let him torment. If we were the master, we would have scolded the Dragon Lord long ago." Taiyi looked at the book beside him while eating the spiritual fruit. Yuding is a real person.

"I heard that Uncle Master is going to preach for all living beings in person here. Uncle Master really loves the Dragon Lord very much." Taiyi couldn't help sighing. In his opinion, a saint should be as cold and noble as Yuanshi Tianzun, and not easy to be around. Show up.The Shangqing sage is a different kind. He doesn't pay attention to blood roots when accepting apprentices, and there is no threshold for preaching.If those hundreds of spirit stones count as the threshold.

Seeing Yuding's hand flipping through the bamboo slips, he paused slightly, and immediately asked, "Online class? Where is it?"

"Prehistoric Forum." Saying that, Master Taiyi ate another fruit.

Next, Master Taiyi watched as Master Yuding bought the deluxe version of Saint Online Course.In an instant, the fruit in his hand fell to the ground.

"You... this..." Daoist Taiyi didn't know how to speak for a while, "Sage Shangqing is our uncle, if you ask him for advice, he won't fail to answer."

After purchasing the deluxe version of the course, Yuding looked at Taiyi Zhenren seriously and said, "You don't understand."

True Taiyi: ...

Well, I don't understand.I only know that you have become the leek of the Dragon Lord.

Discussions about online courses in the prehistoric forum were raging. Everyone posted one post after another, asking themselves if they were considered a disciple of a saint after listening to online courses, whether the 999 deluxe package was worth it, and whether the sermon was beneficial to the lecturers. Do people have any requirements for cultivation?

The first question was scolded by everyone for wanting to eat farts. Why did the Dragon Lord let you listen to the saint's preaching for a little bit of Lingshi, just to tell Heaven that there is no cause and effect between you.

The second host who asked the question was told to choose on demand, and of course the service in all aspects of the deluxe package is good.

The third question was answered by Tongtian himself. The content of the talk was about getting started, and it was suitable for monks below Da Luo Jinxian.

For a while, this post exploded, and everyone came to criticize the saint, calling Tongtian the most gentle saint.

Fang Cangwu sneered at these innocent monks in the Honghuang forum, if they knew that the weapon in Tongtian's hand was the Four Swords of Jade Immortals, I don't know if they would change their opinion.

Among the three Qings, the Shangqing Tongtian has always been a contradictory body. He was born to kill, but he loves all living beings, otherwise he would not have come to court in his previous life.

"I don't know if there will be a prosperous age where thousands of immortals come to court in the future." Fang Cangwu re-optimized the prehistoric forum and fixed some bugs in the online class platform during his test.

After finishing all this, it has been a day and a night, Fang Cangwu couldn't help but stretched his waist. Programmers were indeed worthy of being a high-risk and high-bald profession in the past. Sudden death.

"Finished?"

Gently put both hands on Fang Cangwu's shoulders, warm spiritual power suddenly flowed all over his body, making Fang Cangwu howl in comfort.

"Huh?" Fang Cangwu hugged Tong Tian's waist with his backhand, then rubbed Tong Tian's hand and said, "Help me see if I'm bald, it's easy to get bald doing this kind of thing, I miss Luo Xiaoai so much! "

Tong Tian couldn't help but smile when he heard the words, he stroked Fang Cangwu's hair carefully and said, "Why are you bald?"

Fang Cangwu rubbed Tongtian's waist and said: "In order to satisfy your desire to preach for all living beings, and don't want you to be involved in karma, this is the only way. Don't blame me."

After finishing speaking, Fang Cangwu's face puffed up, and he just wrote on his face, don't blame me!

Tong Tian couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this, how could he be willing to blame him for his little fellow Taoist who thought of him so much.

"It would be nice for you to be less skinny on weekdays." Tong Tian tugged at Fang Cangwu's bulging cheek and said.

Fang Cangwu glared at him angrily, and then asked Geng Chen to inform Lao Tzu to come back, so that Lao Tzu would stop wandering outside and preach, Honghuang Forum developed new technologies, and he could give lectures to students without leaving home.

So when Lao Tzu, who was wandering in the human race, suddenly received a message from his nephew Geng Chen that he disappeared, he had a headache. The main reason for him to go out was not to preach, but to hide himself!

Gengchen: My father wants Master Uncle to try out new technologies, and I believe that your sage online courses can also be sold at a high price.

Laozi turned his face away in pain when he saw this news. He didn't want to try this new technology. He just wanted to stay in the human race and didn't want to go back to Kunlun.

So, Lao Tzu immediately replied: I have a hunch that my first apprentice will appear in the human race, and now I am going to find my apprentice.

After sending this message, I will never reply to Geng Chen's message again.

Afterwards, Lao Tzu walked towards the human race who had been kneeling by the seaside for 300 years, yes, this was the apprentice he wanted with great perseverance and great wisdom.

Xuandu is a monk of the human race. He always wanted to worship an old man as his teacher, but the old man refused to agree for 300 years. on his head.

Laozi looked at the apprentice who was so happy that he was dazed and turned his head, and showed a kind smile, good apprentice, if I don't go back to Kunlun, it's all up to you!

The moment he finished accepting his apprentices, Lao Tzu changed the status of his prehistoric client to: Teaching apprentices, do not disturb.After finishing, Laozi then said to Xuandu: "I am Shangqing Laozi, would you like to follow me to Shouyang Mountain to practice?"

Xuandu was a little surprised when he heard the words, but he didn't lose his mind. He just said "No" and followed Laozi to Shouyang Mountain.

In Kunlun, Fang Cangwu, who didn't get a reply from Lao Tzu, was obviously a little happy, and couldn't help wandering in front of Yuan Shi again.

I saw Yuan Shi sitting on the bed and meditating with his eyes closed, and a little dragon wandering around in front of him.

In the end, he turned Yuan Shi around, and asked, "What's the matter with you!"

Fang Cangwu had better tell him one, two, three today, otherwise he will definitely beat him.

So at the moment Yuanshi's voice fell, Fang Cangwu rushed to Yuanshi's cloud bed and said, "Is Yuanshi Mama starting online classes? Holographic projection, zero contact between teachers and students, protecting your cleanliness, and earning merit, no Karma, satisfy your desire to preach!"

Yuanshi had a headache when he heard the words, and then asked: "Where is Tongtian? He can't control you!"

For a moment, Yuan Shi hoped that these two people could do something that adults should do, otherwise this dragon would be really annoying.

"Tongtian is not here!" Fang Cangwu said with a smile.

As the first online class teacher in Honghuang, Tongtian has long devoted himself to the great cause of network anchor, happily spreading his fraternity towards all living beings.

Yuan Shi wanted to smoke someone, so he continued to ask, "Where's Geng Chen?"

"He accompanied Xiao Shi to Yuri, the young couple should cultivate their relationship more." Fang Cangwu continued laughing.

Yuan Shi stared at Fang Cangwu for a while, and wanted to ask him why he didn't develop a relationship with Tongtian.

Finally, Yuanshi took a deep breath: "Your little treasure hasn't broken its shell yet, Geng Chen is about to have a Taoist partner, and little treasure is still in the egg, does your conscience hurt, go hatch the egg if you have nothing to do, don't let it The two brothers are too far apart."

After finishing speaking, Yuan Shi threw Fang Cangwu out of his room, and threw the little dragon egg he took over to Fang Cangwu by the way.

Fang Cangwu hugged the little dragon egg and sighed, it seemed that Yuan Shi, who loved his nephew, couldn't bear himself.

"Baby, come home with Dad! Dad asked Xiao Shi to make a nest with hibiscus leaves for you." Fang Cangwu said holding up the little dragon's egg.

As soon as the words fell, cracks appeared on the surface of the eggshell of the little dragon egg.

Fang Cangwu panicked for a moment, and his whole body was about to split apart. He didn't expect that the dragon egg would split apart just by saying a word!Is this about to break the shell, or I don't believe it's broken!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Tongtian, your son is born! How will you take care of the newborn little dragon!!!!"

At that moment, Fang Cangwu's shouts echoed in Tongtian's live broadcast room, and everyone knew that Tongtian and Fang Cangwu's second son had broken his shell!