[Hong Huang] Heaven forces me to fall in love

There is something wrong with the recipe, of course it is because you put a little bit of sugar.

Fang Cangwu's whole dragon wanted to sigh. Hongjun, who only ate fairy fruit dew, of course, would only eat it if he had never done it before. As for Fang Cangwu's sweetness, he naturally thought that the more the better, but he didn't know how sweet it was. Naturally bitter in the depths.

Fang Cangwu could already imagine Luo Hu's slight expression after eating the bowl of lotus seed soup.

"Is Mistress angry?" Fang Cangwu asked cautiously, for fear that there would be conflicts between Luo Hu and Hongjun.

I saw Hongjun frowned in deep thought, constantly recalling Luo Hu's expression at that time, and then looked at Fang Cangwu after a while and said: "Never."

Luo Hu smiled happily, and was not angry because the bowl of lotus seed soup was not tasty.Could it be that Luo Hu was happy because he was the Taoist ancestor but made such an unpalatable lotus seed soup?Hongjun fell into deep thought again.

Fang Cangwu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he heard that, as long as you two don't quarrel.

"Then what happened to the bowl of lotus seed soup?" Fang Cangwu asked.

Hongjun recovered from his contemplation, then looked at Fang Cangwu with those eyes as pale as glass and said, "Give it to Bo Xun."

Fang Cangwu was stunned, silently sympathizing with poor Xiao Bo Xun.

"Then do you want to make another bowl?" Fang Cangwu asked.

"Naturally." Hongjun replied with certainty. As the ancestor of Taoism, he has never had anything to hinder him, but Hongjun doesn't believe that it is more difficult than becoming a saint.

But Fang Cangwu's face was ashen, the nightmare of the overturned car was coming again, the most annoying thing was that Tong Tian next to him was still laughing, Fang Cangwu was so angry that his teeth itched.

Therefore, Fang Cangwu pulled Tongtian to him without hesitation and said to Hongjun: "Teacher, Tongtian knows more about human food than I do, not to mention lotus seed soup, just lotus blood duck, lotus crisp, beet lotus seeds He can cook braised pork, fried lotus seed soup balls, seven-flavored lotus seed meat balls, steamed pork with lotus leaf powder, lotus root pork rib soup, and lotus root flour balls.”

After finishing speaking, Fang Cangwu patted Tongtian on the shoulder, and said to Hongjun regardless of Tongtian's signal eyes to him: "It is said that if you want to tie a person's heart, you must first tie a person's stomach, teacher, you Raising the teacher's wife's stomach, why don't you worry about the teacher's wife not staying by your side."

Hongjun's eyes brightened slightly when he heard the words: "Yes."

If he could really keep Luo Hu by his side with a table of dishes, he wouldn't be unwilling to stay in the kitchen and make soup for Luo Hu to wash his hands.

And Tong Tian, ​​who was at the side, couldn't stand it anymore, and communicated with Fang Cangwu with his spiritual sense: "Where do I know what lotus blood duck lotus flower crisp is?"

However, Fang Cangwu patted Tongtian on the shoulder very confidently: "You have such a high level of understanding, you will definitely become the master chef of the prehistoric generation! I will send you the recipes of these dishes in a while, and take the teacher to fry the kitchen together." .”

"No, I mean let's cook together. It doesn't matter if you fail. Failure is the mother of success! Come on! Ollie!"

Babel:? ? ?What are these things?

In the end, Tongtian took Hongjun to the newly built alchemy room in Kunlun Mountain, not because he was forced to do nothing, but because Tongtian was reluctant to watch Fang Cangwu being tortured by Hongjun.As for why it is an alchemy room, because there is no kitchen, the alchemy room can only be used to make up for it.

Not long after Tongtian left with Hongjun, there were explosions in the alchemy room one after another, which made the disciples of the Second Sect of Chanjie who had just started shivering in fright.

Master Taiyi hurriedly opened the Kunlun Academy section of the Honghuang Forum and posted a post asking: There are continuous explosions in the alchemy room, what are the masters, uncles, and uncles doing?

Jackrabbit: I don't know

Yuding: I don't know

Duobao: I don't know

What follows is a bunch of unknowns.

But Fang Cangwu looked at this post and spoke while wearing the white crane boy's vest: You are new here. I don't know that we have a tradition in Kunlun Mountains. Disobedient disciples will be thrown into the alchemy furnace and fried again. It will be more fragrant with egg liquid and bread crumbs.Therefore, everyone must love each other and be obedient~^_^

After the disciples of the Second Sect of Chanjie carefully read this passage, Yunxiao among the three Xiaos said to Bixiao beside him, "Why don't you forget that Taiyi picked the ginseng you planted before?"

And Daoist Taiyi, who was visiting the Yuding Cave Mansion, said to Yuding nervously: "I, I, I, should I apologize to Bi Xiao for what happened before?"

Before Yu Ding could reply, the explosion sounded again, Master Taiyi trembled suddenly, and immediately said: "I'm going to apologize to Bi Xiao now!"

After finishing speaking, Daoist Taiyi rushed out of Yuding's cave to sincerely apologize to Bixiao, and gave him an apology - a gold brick!

This scene also happened in various parts of Kunlun Mountain at the same time. Seeing this, Fang Cangwu showed a satisfied smile. Daozu Hongjun and Tongtian really made great contributions to the peaceful coexistence of disciples of the two religions!

And in Yuxu Palace, Yuan Shi couldn't help but patted the table when he heard the explosion coming from outside: "What's going on? The two of them won't stop if they don't make trouble for a day!"

The eldest disciple of Chanjiao, the eldest prince of the Dragon Clan, and the son of Shangqing Tongtian, Geng Chen, who was accompanying him, said: "I heard from my father that my father and Daozu are cooking in the alchemy room."

"One day...wait, Daozu?" Yuan Shi was stunned, and changed his words, "Since the teacher wants to use the alchemy room to cook, then let the teacher go, you go and ask your father to prepare more materials, so as not to lose Not enough time."

"Yes." Geng Chen resigned.

At the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, it was really famous and double-standard.

And the person who was most distressed by the bombing of the alchemy room this time was Lao Tzu. When I heard that Tong Tian and Daozu went to the alchemy room to cook and blew up the alchemy room countless times, he almost fell down without holding on.

Geng Chen was so frightened that he thought something was going to happen, so he hurriedly stepped forward to support Lao Tzu.

I saw Lao Tzu let out a sigh of relief and said, "I can't stay in this Kunlun any longer."

If he stayed any longer, he would have to face the myocardial infarction where the pill was destroyed every day.

"Where is the master planning to go?" Geng Chen couldn't help asking.

"I'll go to the human race to preach." Lao Tzu replied, he is not going to come back in 1000 years.

As soon as the words fell, Lao Tzu's figure disappeared in Kunlun.

In the alchemy room, Tongtian looked at the face in the wooden basin and asked vigilantly: "Is it too much?"

Hongjun calmly said: "It's okay, add more water when the time comes."

As a result, Tongtian and Hongjun fell into an endless cycle of pouring water upside down and adding water upside down.

In the end, Tongtian watched the dough that could no longer fit on the table crumble.

Stop, Daozu, the dough can be kneaded bigger than Kunlun Mountain after adding water and noodles!

Fang Cangwu, who was hiding on the roof, witnessed all this and involuntarily raised the corners of his mouth, silently praying for good luck in his heart.

At the same time, Fang Cangwu posted another post in the Honghuang forum: [Quickly earn a million spirit stones, as long as you provide the exact location of fellow Taoist Kunpeng, you can get a million spirit stones!What are you waiting for, let us find Kunpeng together! 】

Fang Cangwu has always been worried about the fact that Kunpeng escaped from him. However, Fang Cangwu even asked Daozu Hongjun, but he still has no way to find out the whereabouts of Kunpeng. He can only rely on the old method of the past. He didn't believe that people in the whole prehistoric world could not find Kunpeng even after three feet of digging.

Regarding this post, the monks of Honghuang were first fascinated by the millions of spirit stones, clicked in and saw that there were 99 million spirit stones, and their hearts were suddenly shot.

Not long after Fang Cangwu's post was posted, Zhen Yuanzi, who was recuperating at Wuzhuang Temple, replied: Find out the whereabouts of Kunpeng, this time give away all the fruits from the ginseng fruit tree.

As soon as this sentence came out, the whole Honghuang was boiling. Not everyone in the Honghuang was like Emperor Jun Taiyi of the Sanqing Dynasty. Eating a fruit from the Hongmeng Lingen is the same as eating a delicious fruit.You must know that ginseng fruits produce thirty fruits at a time. If you get these thirty fruits, even a pig can pile up to the Golden Immortal.

Fang Cangwu saw Zhen Yuanzi's words and couldn't help but feel that he was generous, and compared to thirty people, his few spirit stones were really not enough.

However, only Zhen Yuanzi knew that he was able to give away thirty ginseng fruits so happily because the person who had been pestering him to eat ginseng fruits before was no longer there.

In Wuzhuang Temple, Zhen Yuanzi took out a piece of gourd that was full of blood and could not be wiped clean, and stuck it to his heart: "I will kill Kunpeng to avenge you."

So, lured by Fang Cangwu's spirit stone and Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit, the whole prehistoric world began to search for traces of Kunpeng like a blanket.

Among them are many people with various supernatural powers. They can see the scenery thousands of miles away, listen to the voices from all directions, and can see through the art of transformation at a glance. However, even after such searches, they have not found the slightest trace of Kunpeng.

For this result, Fang Cangwu was so angry that he ran to Beiming Dianyu every day, hoping to electrify Kunpeng, but every time he returned disappointed.

When everyone was at a loss, Kunpeng had sneaked into Tanggu and had been dormant for a while?

Tanggu is the place where the ten sons of Emperor Tiandijun live. It is the closest to the sun, close to the source of the sun star, and there are Hongmeng spiritual roots like Fusang as a place for the golden crows to play. It can be said to be perfect.

However, now that the situation among the liches has become tense, only Chang Xi is guarding here.

Although Kunpeng was able to beat Chang Xi who had only beheaded a good corpse, he was still unwilling to fight head-on, so he was waiting, waiting for a good time.

On this day, Chang Xi took twelve daughters to go to the valley next door to take a bath, and told the little Golden Crow not to leave Tanggu at will. Tanggu has a formation set up by Emperor Jun, and it is the safest place.

After explaining this, Chang Xi took the twelve daughters to the next valley.

Seeing this, Kunpeng turned into a carp, and plunged into the scalding pool where the little Golden Crow usually bathes.

Then, according to Kunpeng's preview, he was discovered by some of the little golden crows, and then a paw stepped heavily on him.

Immediately afterwards, Kunpeng began his performance.

After the performance, Kunpeng heard Little Golden Crow say loudly: "Come and see, there is a carp here who wants to take us out to see the world!"

Immediately afterwards, there was the merciless laughter of the little golden crows.