[Hong Huang] Heaven forces me to fall in love

Luo Hu was stunned, apparently not expecting Fang Cangwu to say this, and immediately retorted: "I pressed him on the bed and beat him up."

Fang Cangwu cried in horror: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Luo Hu was so angry that his teeth hurt, he supported his waist and asked in a low voice, "If you don't speak, you will die."

The next moment, Luo Hu saw Fang Cangwu wink at him and said, "Of course not."

"Then shut up." Luo Hu said with a dark face.

Luo Hu's mood was not very good, and no one would be in a good mood if he was pressed on the bed by his old enemy for three days and three nights.But Fang Cangwu came to poke his painful feet, he didn't kill Fang Cangwu, it was his kindness.

However, Fang Cangwu is not afraid of him at all!

"Who said that the combination of the Chaos Demon God and the Chaos Demon God can give birth to a child." Fang Cangwu glanced at Luo Hu's abdomen and said, "I don't think I need a junior brother or sister."

"You..." Luo Hu had just finished speaking, and suddenly his stomach hurt, which made him almost unable to stand.

"Hey! Are you okay!" Fang Cangwu hurriedly supported Luo Hu, he only felt that Luo Hu's body was very cold, like an ice cube.

Seeing this, Tongtian also frowned, the Chaos Demon God and the Chaos Demon God had intercourse, which had never happened before.

Luo Hu clenched his lips and forced himself to stand against Fang Cangwu. Thinking of the pain in his stomach, Luo Hu's eyes dimmed. He didn't expect to have it so soon.

It was only three days and three nights. Although these three days and three nights were the longest time that Hongjun could lie to the Dao of Heaven, Luo Hu never thought that he would be able to conceive in one go.

Thinking of Hongjun who wished to nail himself to death on the bed, and thinking of Hongjun telling him indifferently that the Dao of Heaven did not leave them much time, Luo Hu panicked for no reason, Hongjun was more terrifying than he thought.

Just when Luo Hu wanted to forget about the matter in Zixiao Palace, a thundercloud suddenly formed in the sky.

The black robbery cloud covered tens of thousands of miles, covering the entire Kunlun. The monks with low cultivation bases dared not show their faces when they saw such a heavy pressure of heaven and hiding in the cave.

Tong Tian's complexion changed suddenly, and he said: "This is Zixiao Shenlei!"

Zixiao Shenlei is a thunder catastrophe that only appears when someone becomes a saint. There are a total of ninety-nine and eighty-one ways.

Looking at the robbery cloud in the sky, Luo Hu's expression became extremely ugly. Now his cultivation is not as good as one tenth of what it used to be, and all the spiritual treasures have been taken away by Hongjun. What can he use to resist the robbery thunder?

Moreover, Luo Hu's hand touched his belly, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but slightly curled up. This child is outrageous, so he wants to give birth to him even more, and it's best to be against Hongjun.

Seeing the Zixiao Divine Thunder that had already taken shape and was about to strike down, Luo Hu quickly calmed down. He grabbed Fang Cangwu's hand and said, "Let me enter the Chaos Orb."

After the words fell, Fang Cangwu took out the Chaos Orb. The Chaos Orb is the treasure of Chaos, which can shield the secrets and deceive the heavens. It forms a small world by itself. As long as Luo Hu does not come out, the heavens will not be able to hack him.

In the end, Luo Hu got into the Chaos Orb just before Zixiao Shenlei struck down, Tiandao couldn't catch Luo Hu's trace, and finally could only disperse slowly.

Fang Cangwu heaved a sigh of relief, then pinched the Chaos Orb in his hand, looked at the Jielei in the sky, and said to Tong Tian: "Tell me, how about I take down the Jielei and use it to generate electricity? This way I can boil water without using spiritual power." Things can be illuminated, and it can even build a prehistoric forum that can be connected without aura."

The more Fang Cangwu talked, the more excited he became, and then he continued: "When the power runs out, we will release Luo Hu to seduce a wave, so that the power can be stored again!"

As soon as the words fell, a thunderbolt struck behind Fang Cangwu's buttocks, causing Fang Cangwu to jump directly into Tongtian's arms in fright.

"Why is this happening? What did I do wrong and it wants to hack me?" Fang Cangwu sniffed and asked Tong Tian with red eyes.

Tong Tian stretched out his hand and patted Fang Cangwu's back, and then said: "After living for so long, I have only seen you who dare to pull the wool of heaven in the opposite direction."

Fang Cangwu twitched in Tongtian's arms unhappily when he heard the words, and then said: "How could it do this? Isn't using it to light up the electricity to make a contribution to the prehistoric world? Why did you hack me? You shouldn't reward me with merit ?"

As the voice fell, another thunder was about to fall from the sky, Fang Cangwu was so frightened that he buried his head in Tong Tian's arms.

"You are one of the Sanqing, it won't hack you, let me hide." After speaking, Fang Cangwu desperately burrowed into Tongtian's arms.

As a result, a thumb-thick sky thunder passed by Fang Cangwu's buttocks, causing Fang Cangwu to scream out in fright.

"Damn it, why! Do you all stare at my ass and beat me?" Fang Cangwu raised his head and cried to Tong Tian.

Tongtian held him in his arms, kissed Fang Cangwu's eyes and said, "Who told you to be disobedient?"

Fang Cangwu snorted a few times, when did he become disobedient?

"I was frightened. I want to ask the teacher for mental damage fees! And the teacher's wife is pregnant, and I need to ask him for nutrition expenses!"

Tong Tian was stunned, what kind of weird fee is this?

However, when Tong Tian looked at Yuan Shi who was rushing towards the two of them angrily not far away, he couldn't help but softly said to Xiaolong in his arms: "Don't worry about the fee, explain to the second brother what happened to the tribulation thunder just now." Let's go."

"Ah! Longlong couldn't bear the stimulation and passed out." Fang Cangwu chose to play dead.

However, Yuan Shi didn't listen to Fang Cangwu's tricks at all, he just woke up and reprimanded him, and scolded Tong Tian by the way.

"He is still young and ignorant, are you also young and ignorant?"

"You still want to attract Jielei to store electricity? Do you know that this is disrespectful to the way of heaven!"

When Yuanshi thought of the scene where the entire Kunlun was surrounded by robbery clouds, he was so angry that his liver hurt!He wanted to hit someone, but Fang Cangwu's eyes turned red from crying.

"But I also want to work for the welfare of all sentient beings." Fang Cangwu retorted softly.

As a result, the stick in Yuanshi's hand hit him on the leg, scaring him to shrink towards Tongtian.

In the end, Yuan Shi asked Fang Cangwu with a serious face, "Do you dare to do it again in the future?"

Fang Cangwu shook his head crazily, not daring anymore, not daring anymore.Yuan Shi is more terrifying than Jie Lei.

Yuan Shi turned his head to look at Tong Tian again: "In the future, if he makes a mistake, I will beat you up."

When Tong Tian heard the words, his face was full of question marks, why?It wouldn't hurt to beat him, a heartless little dragon.

Yuan Shi left like a gust of wind after throwing down the reason of "lax discipline".

Fang Cangwu got up from the ground and heaved a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, Yuanshi Mama didn't ask carefully."

If Yuanshi knew that he and Tongtian hid the pregnant demon ancestor, the two of them could leave Kunlun sideways.

After finishing speaking, Fang Cangwu sniffed and said, "My legs hurt so much."

The next moment, Fang Cangwu was picked up by Tongtian.

"Come on, go home."

Fang Cangwu nestled in Tongtian's arms and said, "I really want to go to the teacher to ask for mental damage and nutrition expenses."

As a little dragon, he really endured too much pain.

So, in the next second, Hongjun's jade client received a message.

Fang Cangwu: Teacher, my wife is pregnant, will I be paid for nutrition, and I was also greatly frightened because of my wife’s pregnancy qaq

Hongjun, who was sitting on the cloud bed, picked up the jade client beside him, and couldn't help but smile when he saw the text on it.

Rahu is pregnant, then the plan will proceed as he thought.

However, Hongjun frowned when he saw the qaq at the end. What does this mean?

Are you crying?

Hongjun couldn't help but raised the corners of his mouth, feeling very good.So he stood up and said to the outside: "Haotian."

Haotian heard the voice and quickly replied respectfully: "Master, my apprentice is here."

"Go and give the black lotus in my pond to Cang Wu." Hong Jun said after putting the jade in his hand into his sleeve.

Haotian was obviously taken aback when he heard the words, he didn't understand why the prince of the dragon clan was so favored in front of the teacher.But no matter how puzzled Haotian was, he obediently followed Hongjun's instructions and took out the black lotus from the pool and gave it to Fang Cangwu.

"By the way, take that box with you." Hongjun tapped the box beside him lightly with his fingers, and then with a wave of his sleeve, the box fell into Haotian's hands.

The box contained a black men's suit, and Fang Cangwu would know who it was for after looking at it.

"Tell him to take good care of him." Hongjun gently lowered his eyes and said.

Heaven's shackles on him are getting heavier and heavier, and he can no longer leave Zixiao Palace now.

Haotian was a little confused when he heard Hongjun's words, so take good care of him?take care of what?Care for lotus?

Haotian felt that he understood at that moment. It turned out that the prince of the dragon clan was just a flower grower in Hongjun's eyes.

Feeling that he understood, Haotian came to Kunlun Mountain with a lotus in one hand and a box in the other, and told the Baihe boy in front of him arrogantly that he wanted to find Fang Cangwu.

But Fang Cangwu really didn't expect that Teacher Hongjun sent him an innate treasure just by crying.

I saw Haotian, who was wearing a cute little skirt, impatiently handed the twelfth-grade lotus and the box in his hand to Fang Cangwu and said: "This is what the Taoist ancestor asked me to give you. This lotus is not for you. Yes, Daozu asked you to take good care of him."

After finishing speaking, Haotian snorted disdainfully.

Fang Cangwu felt that his hands were itchy and wanted to hit someone, but Fang Cangwu took the lotus and the box and asked, "What is the original words of Daozu?"

Fang Cangwu didn't believe that Hongjun would be so stingy, he didn't even give him the innate treasure, and asked himself to take care of Lianhua.

Haotian didn't dare to change Hongjun's original words when he heard the words, and just said them exactly.

Fang Cangwu immediately understood who Hongjun asked him to take care of after listening to it. Only Haotian would think that Hongjun asked him to take care of Lianhua if he didn't know.

"Okay, I understand, you go back." Fang Cangwu waved his hand and said.

Seeing this, Haotian snorted coldly: "Sure enough, he is a generation with scales and horns, so impolite."

Hearing this, Fang Cangwu looked at Haotian with a smile, and Haotian was so frightened that he hurried back to Zixiao Palace.

After Haotian's figure disappeared, Fang Cangwu immediately sent a message.

Fang Cangwu: Teacher, my wife is pregnant and no one is watching all the time, can you ask the little Taoist boy in your palace to help take care of her!

A moment later, Fang Cangwu received Hongjun's reply: Yes.

When Fang Cangwu saw the word "ke", the corners of his mouth curled up and he asked aggressively: "What if there is no good stuff in the Chaos Orb to replenish my wife's body?"

After posting this sentence, Fang Cangwu added: Mistress looked so pitiful when she came back, and he felt chills from the pain.

Looking at these words, Hong Jun in Zixiao Palace couldn't help but think of Luo Hu's pale face on the bed. After the battle between Dao and Demon, Luo Hu's injury has never been better.

Thinking of this, Hongjun had a thought, and then replied: I will give you the flat peaches too.

Fang Cangwu raised the corner of his mouth when he saw the five words, and quickly replied: Thank you teacher, I will definitely take good care of my wife.Then, Fang Cangwu waited for Hongjun to pack Haotian over.

In Zixiao Palace, the purple-clothed and white-haired Taoist stepped down from the cloud bed, stretched out his hand and pushed open the closed gate, and the two little Taoist boys who were tending the fairy grass at the gate almost jumped up.

"Haotian." Hongjun said softly.

"Master?" Haotian looked at the purple-clothed and white-haired saint in front of him a little at a loss.

"You take the flat peach to Kunlun." Hongjun took out the root of the flat peach and handed it to Haotian.

Haotian seemed a bit at a loss, not understanding why he had to go to Kunlun just after he came back.

"After you go, you don't need to come back. Where can you listen to Cangwu's words?" Hong Jun said.

Haotian was stunned on the spot, and asked in a trembling voice: "Does the saint not want me?"

After finishing speaking, Haotian was already crying.He has stayed in Zixiao Palace since he was born, and now the saint wants to drive him away, but he doesn't know what to do.

Yaochi on the side couldn't help pulling Haotian's hand, telling him not to cry, they are just boys who serve the saint, they can't influence the saint's decision.

Hongjun frowned slightly, and Haotian didn't dare to cry anymore.

"I let you go to Kunlun not because I don't want you anymore, but because I want you to take care of someone." Hongjun explained patiently.

Haotian wiped away his tears and said: "I will finish what the master told me."

Hearing this, Hongjun put his hand on Haotian's shoulder and said: "After leaving Zixiao Palace, you will be Yaoji."

Haotian didn't know why, but he nodded obediently.

After finishing speaking, Hongjun sent Haotian out of Zixiao Palace.

In the Kunlun Mountains, Fang Cangwu asked Baihe Tongzi to pour the fruit wine and put the fruit plate on the table, waiting for Haotian's arrival.

I saw Haotian walking in front of Fang Cangwu with a look about to cry, holding a small peach blossom in his hand, that look was as pitiful as it could be.

"We meet again!" Fang Cangwu said with a smile.

Haotian heard the words and said fiercely: "I warn you! Don't act recklessly! I was sent by the Taoist ancestor to take care of people, not to be bullied by you."

"Oh? I bullied you?" After speaking, Fang Cangwu stretched out his claws and grabbed Haotian's face.

Round and chubby, it's no wonder Tongtian likes to pinch his own face.

"Don't go too far!" Haotian was about to cry.

This expression made Haotian, who was wearing a small skirt and combing a double bun, look cuter, and wanted Fang Cangwu to bully him even more.

In the end, Fang Cangwu relented, it would be bad to make someone really bully and cry.

"Do you know who you are taking care of?" Fang Cangwu asked.

Haotian rubbed his eyes and said: "Taozu didn't say anything, but as a boy beside him, I only need to do things."

Haotian, as a boy next to Daozu, didn't have as many thoughts as he did in the future. All he thinks now is to stay in Zixiao Palace, and don't be thrown away by Daozu.

Fang Cangwu felt that the current Haotian was quite cute, so he deliberately teased him: "The person you want to take care of is my teacher's wife."

Haotian's eyes widened in an instant: "How is it possible!"

A sage is ruthless, how can he form a Taoist partner with others.

"You have seen it."

As soon as the words fell, Fang Cangwu stepped on the twelfth-grade black lotus, holding the flat peach spirit root in his left hand, and leading Haotian into the chaotic pearl with his right hand.

In the chaotic bead, there was chaos. Luo Hu was lying on the cloud bed in a red dress, his hair was already soaked with sweat, and a few strands stuck to his gorgeous and unparalleled face, bringing out boundless charm.

But Fang Cangwu knew that Luo Hu was in pain, because Luo Hu's lips were bloodless.

"Are you okay?" Fang Cangwu led Haotian to Luo Hu and asked, helping Luo Hu up.

Luo Hu was in so much pain that he didn't want to talk anymore, so he just told Fang Cangwu with his eyes that he looked fine?

And Haotian on the side was stunned, he seemed to have seen this person in Zixiao Palace, he and Daozu stayed in the same room for three days and three nights, he saw this person leaving Zixiao Palace disheveled, He couldn't think about it anymore.

Luo Hu breathed a sigh of relief, looked at his abdomen and said, "This child is not tolerated by the law of heaven."

Even if Luo Hu hid in the Chaos Orb, it would be very difficult for him to give birth to this child smoothly.

After finishing speaking, Luo Hu took another look at the twelfth-rank Mieshi Heilian next to Fang Cangwu and couldn't help asking, "Why did he give this to you?"

The twelfth-grade world-exterminating black lotus was originally a magic weapon of Luo Hu, and was taken away by Hong Jun after Luo Hu lost in the battle between Taoism and demons.

Fang Cangwu was silent for a while and then said: "This is the nutrition fee given by the teacher."

When Luo Hu heard this, his whole body split apart. He was pregnant with their child, but Hongjun used his magic weapon as nutrition for Fang Cangwu.

Afterwards, Luo Hu smiled slightly at Fang Cangwu: "It's okay, I'll kill him sooner or later."

"Can't kill him?" Fang Cangwu wanted Luo Hu to wake up, Hongjun is a saint of heaven, immortal.

Luo Hu suddenly showed a strange smile: "Then let him also conceive a child."

Fang Cangwu was stunned, and then said after a while: "Is this the old enemy who fell in love and killed each other? Love love love."

But Haotian on the side was already trembling with fright, who exactly did Daozu ask him to take care of!

Just when Haotian was trembling, Fang Cangwu hugged Haotian to Luo Hu and said: "The teacher sent to take care of you, you should know him, he has competed with you for the number one cutest god in the wild."

Luo Hu glanced lightly at Haotian and asked, "What will you do?"

"Sweep and sprinkle the quilt, brew tea and plant medicine." Haotian said in a low voice.

However, Haotian was thinking crazily in his heart, what is the prehistoric cute god?Lost or won?Have you ever offended this big guy?

"I don't have anything to clean here, and I don't like drinking tea either." Luo Hu said expressionlessly.

For a moment, Haotian felt despair.

I saw Luo Hu lightly brushing the hair next to his ear and saying, "I like to drink, can you make wine?"

"Yes!" Haotian said loudly.

"The teacher gave me the flat peach, and I planted it in the Chaos Orb, and then you will have peach wine to drink." Fang Cangwu waved his hand, and the flat peach that belonged to the primordial spiritual root immediately took root in the Chaos Orb.

Peach blossoms stretch for thousands of miles, and occasionally petals fall on Luo Hu's lips, making Haotian unable to hold his breath.

Although Haotian didn't know who this Daojun was, he felt that he was the most beautiful person he had ever met.

"Have you seen enough?" Fang Cangwu patted Haotian's head with his hand and said.

Haotian couldn't help but glared at Fang Cangwu, then looked back at Luo Hu who had closed his eyes and fell asleep.

"Master's wife is pregnant, so don't drink too strong wine, just brew some sweet fruit wine for him." Fang Cangwu seriously urged.

"Understood." This time, Haotian did not refute.

After explaining to Haotian, Fang Cangwu released the Chaos Orb.

As soon as the Chaos Orb came out, Fang Cangwu received a message from Hongjun.

Very short sentence, is he okay?Do you still like the clothes?

At that time, Fang Cangwu wanted to scold Hongjun, didn't he like people to ask him if he didn't know?

But Fang Cangwu still answered Hongjun's question very seriously. After all, he was paid for nutrition, and he would do as long as he was not asked to do too much.

Fang Cangwu: Not too good, the teacher said that the child is not tolerated by the law of heaven, and it hurts a lot.

When Hongjun saw this sentence, he fell into deep thought, and said after a while: I see.

Fang Cangwu looked at these four words, but didn't see what Hongjun meant.

"It takes a lot of brainpower for a smart person to fall in love." Fang Cangwu complained in a low voice.

Tong Tian who was on the side couldn't help laughing, reached out and touched Fang Cangwu's head and said: "Teacher has his own arrangements."

After finishing speaking, Tongtian couldn't help but said in his heart that falling in love with you is effortless.

And Fang Cangwu said as if thinking of something happy: "Hahahahaha, Luo Hui said at the beginning that I would have two children, and he is the one who is pregnant, with flags all over his body."

Smiling and laughing, Fang Cangwu hiccupped.

Tong Tian had no choice but to rub Fang Cangwu's belly.

"Don't touch it, it's so itchy." Fang Cangwu looked like a fish tumbling in Tongtian's hands.

If Luo Hu planted flags all over himself, Fang Cangwu planted small flags all over himself.

Just when Fang Cangwu was lying in Tongtian's arms and had no strength to roll around, Boy Baihe said outside the cave: "My lord, the ancestor witch queen came to visit."

Tong Tian and Fang Cangwu couldn't help but looked at each other when they heard the words, they didn't understand how this taciturn ancestor witch suddenly came to Kunlun Mountain.

After Tong Tian and Fang Cangwu sat down, they saw a woman in a white dress with her arms wrapped around a snake walking in from outside.

"I've met two fellow Taoists, to tell you the truth, I came here today to ask for something." Houtu said bluntly.

"Sister Houtu, why don't you tell me what's going on first?" Fang Cangwu and Tongtian looked at each other and asked.

"My Wu Clan doesn't cultivate primordial spirit, so I can't connect to the Honghuang Forum with divine sense, so I want to ask fellow Taoists to allow the Wu Clan to connect to the Honghuang Forum without using divine sense." After finishing speaking, Houtu took a look at Fang Cangwu and said, "After the matter is completed, our ancestor witch will give you twelve drops of witch blood essence."

There is no way to ask Fang Cangwu for this incident. The monster clan spread the exercises through the Honghuang forum to improve the overall strength, but the Wu clan was blocked because they could not use the Honghuang forum. If they can use the Honghuang forum, the Wuzu The monster clan can also grasp some movements of the monster clan, so as not to be caught blind.

To be honest, Fang Cangwu was fascinated by the blood essence of the witch clan. The ancestor witch is the essence blood of Pangu that is transformed into turbid air. A drop of the blood essence of the ancestor witch can create a powerful witch. If it is used to make alchemy for Lao Tzu There are many benefits.

"Of course, I will help with sister Houtu's affairs. I already have a preliminary idea about how to connect to the Honghuang forum without spiritual consciousness. Sister Houtu should go back and wait for the good news." Fang Cangwu felt that in Honghuang's power generation Things can be put on the agenda in advance.

"Thank you very much." Houtu felt relieved, and then bid farewell to Tongtian and Fang Cangwu.

After Houtu left, Fang Cangwu poked Tongtian's chest and said, "Do you think I want to make another lightning rod? When you cross the catastrophe, I will put thousands of lightning rods on it to ensure that the lightning catastrophe will not strike you." you."

Tongtian smiled helplessly, how should he tell Fang Cangwu that when Sanqing was sanctified, the thunder calamity only rang once, and then it was dispelled by the merits of opening the sky and establishing the religion, and then the purple energy came [-] miles east.