[Hong Huang] Heaven forces me to fall in love

After Fang Cangwu replied to someone who wanted an old cow to eat tender grass, he happily gnawed on the peaches on the table, and drank a few cups of thousand-year-old wine with Nu Wa, and after that he was so drunk that his snow-white skin was smoky. There was a blush.

Then, Fang Cangwu was hugged in his arms by Tong Tian who had found him.

"He's drunk, so I'll take him back first." Tong Tian looked down at Xiaolong who was loitering in his arms and said.

As soon as the words fell, Fang Cangwu opened his moist almond eyes and said, "I'm not drunk."

After finishing speaking, Fang Cangwu also hiccupped, his face was as beautiful as rouge.

"Fellow Daoist Nuwa should let him drink less in the future." Tong Tian said helplessly.

Nuwa nodded, and said with a snicker, "I never thought I could get drunk with just a few glasses of wine."

Tong Tian nodded, then patted Fang Cangwu's back and said, "Let's go, go home."

"Don't shoot, I'm going to vomit." Fang Cangwu stretched out his limp claws and hit Tongtian on the chin.

"You're not walking steadily at all, it's so wobbly." Fang Cangwu pulled on Tongtian's collar and tried to struggle to get up, but he couldn't get up on his hands and feet.

"Okay, okay, let me hold on tighter." Tong Tian couldn't help but hold down Fang Cangwu who was struggling wildly.

"Okay, then you can hug." Fang Cangwu was quiet.

Then he suddenly remembered something and said to Tong Tian: "Let me tell you, there was a guy who wanted an old cow to eat young grass today, and I scolded him hahahaha."

Tong Tian was vigilant, and let his divine sense connect to the Honghuang forum to find his own post.

I saw that on the first floor of the post, there was a floor owner named Honghuang Yiweiyu scolding himself for wanting to eat fart.

"Oh? What did you scold him for?" Tong Tian's expression became dangerous, and he quickly carried Fang Cangwu into the chariot pulled by twelve cranes.

At this time, Fang Cangwu didn't notice the danger at all, crawled into Tong Tian's arms and said: "I scolded him for wanting to eat fart."

After finishing speaking, Fang Cangwu burst out laughing, then looked at Tongtian with excited little eyes, expecting Tongtian to praise himself.

Tong Tian's eyes darkened, and he gently brushed Fang Cangwu's hair sticking to his face behind his ears, but Fang Cangwu felt afraid for no reason.

"Woooooooo, stay away from me." Fang Cangwu tried his best to curl up into a ball.

Tong Tian bent down and looked at Fang Cangwu who was lying on the couch, and said, "Am I thinking about fart?"

Fang Cangwu, who was already drunk, didn't understand why Tongtian asked him such a question, so he asked back: "I don't want to eat farts, do I want to eat peaches!"

Tong Tian sneered, knowing in his heart that the peach in Fang Cangwu's mouth must not be a good thing.

"If you're brave enough, you'll know how to curse." Tong Tian pressed Fang Cangwu, who was curled up in a ball, on his lap, and beat Fang Cangwu's ass with the fly whisk in his hand.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you hit me again, why did you hit me!" Fang Cangwu thumped and bumped directly into Tong Tian's arms, and the two fell on the couch.

"How can there be such a skinny little dragon like you in this world?" Tong Tian pressed the man under him and poked the flushed face.

"It's so annoying, don't poke me!" Fang Cangwu kicked Tongtian out of the bed with his feet, then curled himself up in the couch and fell asleep.

After Fang Cangwu sobered up, he sat on the couch in a daze holding his sky-high robe, what happened yesterday?He couldn't remember anything.

"Finally woke up, drunk all night yesterday." After speaking, Tong Tian handed Fang Cangwu a glass of spring water.

Fang Cangwu raised his head to look at Tongtian, and stammered: "You didn't do anything to me, did you?"

"Oh." Tong Tian lowered his head and reached out to lift Fang Cangwu's chin, "What do you want me to do to you?"

"No, nothing is fine." Fang Cangwu patted Tong Tian's hand away and drank the water happily.

The crane stopped, the chariot had already arrived at Kunlun, Yuanshi and Laozi also arrived at Kunlun at the same time.

When Fang Cangwu got out of the carriage, he was shocked to see the Kunlun Mountains blocked by the reviving grass. He might have sent half of the reviving grass to Kunlun.

Yuan Shi saw this pile of reviving grass and said to Lao Tzu: "What is this?"

After hesitating for a moment, Lao Tzu replied: "I forgot to take down my article on alchemy. These are all used in exchange for alchemy."

Yuan Shi's face darkened, and he said bluntly, "Can you use up so many soul-reviving herbs?"

But Fang Cangwu had other ideas when he looked at the pile of reviving grasses. Since a book on alchemy can make monks flock to it, what if I write another book on the method of cultivation?

"Brother Lao Tzu, why don't we publish a copy of the five-year Da Luo three-year quasi-sage, it will definitely sell well, and then we will earn the merits of Lingshi together!" Fang Cangwu said excitedly.

You can gain merit by preaching to sentient beings in the prehistoric times. Although there is not much, a fly is still flesh no matter how small it is.However, preaching and accepting disciples is also risky, because there is cause and effect.But selling cultivation methods is different, convenient and fast without cause and effect, and there are almost no other disadvantages except for less merit.

As soon as Fang Cangwu finished speaking, Yuan Shi turned his finger on him and said: "Nonsense, what are you talking about? Five years, three years of quasi-sage, if cultivation is so easy, why do we need to go through tens of thousands of years of hard work?"

Fang Cangwu was so frightened that he hid behind Tongtian, pinched Tongtian's sleeve and poked his head out cautiously: "The 5000-year Daluo 3000-year quasi-sage is also possible."

"You!" Yuan Shi was so angry that he wanted to hit someone.

Just when Yuan Shi was about to get angry, Lao Tzu stopped him and said, "Don't beat the child."

"He's not doing his job properly." Yuan Shi glared at Fang Cangwu who was hiding behind Tongtian and said angrily.

He is obviously talented, but his heart is not in cultivating the Tao, and he is full of crooked ways, which makes him really want to beat this poor boy inside and out.

"How can educating sentient beings be a bad thing? Besides, selling cultivation methods can gain merit and avoid karma. Isn't that a good thing?" Lao Tzu said slowly, pulling Yuan Shi.

"That's right, that's a good thing! Buy "5000 Years of Da Luo 3000 Years of the Quasi-Sage" and get a copy of alchemy." Fang Cangwu said loudly, then looked at Yuan Shi and said, "You can also write Yuanshi Mama A copy of "The Appraisal of the Prehistoric Spiritual Roots", you are the most important bloodline, and you can see the three generations of other people's ancestors at a glance!"

"Fang Cangwu, is it because I haven't hit you for a long time!" Yuan Shi's face sank, and he raised the white jade in his hand as if to hit you.

Lao Tzu, who was closest to Yuan Shi, quickly stopped Yuan Shi, tugged at Yuan Shi's sleeve and said, "Why are you angry with the child? Besides, he is quite right."

After the words fell, Yuan Shi felt a heartfelt aggrieved, what is he saying is quite right?In the end, Yuan Shi snorted coldly, and finally walked away.

Lao Tzu stood there helplessly and looked at him, then when he turned around, he saw Fang Cangwu holding a jade talisman in his hand and looking at him, saying: "Write it?"

"Write." Lao Tzu took the jade talisman and said.

There was a quarrel, and Yuan Shi went away in anger. If this jade talisman was not written, it would be a waste of quarrel.

Fang Cangwu watched Lao Tzu leave with the jade pen, and threw a bunch of jade to Tong Tian and said, "You write too."

Tong Tian held the jade in his hand and said: "What should I write? About swordsmanship?"

"Yes! Write about swordsmanship." Fang Cangwu nodded and said, "The name is "Introduction to Swordsmanship to Give Up"."

Tong Tian was stunned: "This name sounds less reliable than "5000 Years of Great Luo and 3000 Years of Quasi-Sage". Are you sure someone will buy it?"

And swordsmanship is just like "Introduction to Swordsmanship to Give Up", it is easy to get started, but difficult to master, most of them choose to give up in the end.

Fang Cangwu nodded. The name of Sanqing is particularly resounding. In other words, the word Sanqing is a gold-lettered signboard for later generations, and its quality is guaranteed.

"Alright." Tong Tian smiled, took the jade pen and wrote down his own sword skills, which were more practical in fighting, but rarely explained about the sword formation.

After Lao Tzu and Tong Tian finished writing "5000 Years of Great Luo and 3000 Years of Quasi-Sage" and "Introduction to Swordsmanship to Abandonment", Fang Cangwu directly asked Luo Xiaoai to be the top of the Honghuang Forum and pushed the news madly.

All Honghuang knew that Laozi and Tongtian had written a book on cultivation methods and sword techniques, and that they would get [-]% off on the first day of purchase to give away Laozi's alchemy.

The low-level monks were pleasantly surprised. Most of them were born with only the cultivation of earth immortals. If they want to go further, they need to listen to Da Neng's preaching. However, such a good thing as Da Neng's preaching is so rare.

Although the names of these two books seem very strange, everyone still bought them all. After getting them, they felt a sense of satisfaction. All the previous confusions were solved, and "Introduction to Swordsmanship to Giving Up" is really practical , It is very suitable for these low-level monsters, these two must recommend their friends to buy.

All of a sudden, two books written by Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi were out of stock, and merits and spiritual stones poured into them continuously.And Fang Cangwu directly turned into a dragon shape and rolled happily on the mountain made of spiritual stones, there was no way he could not restrain his nature.

Yuan Shi couldn't help but stare dumbfounded, this was something he never expected.

At this time, Fang Cangwu raised his head from the pile of spiritual stones, looked at Yuan Shi and said, "Do you want to write a book called "Earth Immortal to Golden Immortal: The Correct Posture to Break Through the Peak"?"

Yuan Shi's face sank, and when Fang Cangwu hid in the pile of spirit stones in fear, Yuan Shi stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the Lingyu, and I'll write it."

After finishing speaking, Yuan Shi grabbed Lingyu and began to write how to correctly break through the peaks of each realm.

Soon, a bunch of flashing characters appeared on the homepage of the Honghuang Forum again: The little tricks of the boss, fellow Taoist Yuqing will guide you to break through the peaks of each realm, click to buy "Earth Immortal to Golden Immortal: The Correct Posture to Break Through the Peak" .

With such an eye-catching slogan, the little monsters at the bottom once again conducted a new round of panic buying, and Kunlun Mountain was once again full of spirit stones.

Sanqing: It doesn’t matter if it’s money or not, the main thing is merit.

Fang Cangwu: It doesn't matter whether meritorious deeds are meritorious, the main thing is to earn the difference.

Zhunti and Jieyin from the West saw all this, and they couldn't help discussing: "Why don't we also write a book on how to practice, and it will definitely not be worse than that of Sanqing."