[Hong Huang] Heaven forces me to fall in love

Jie Yin looked at Zhun Ti in astonishment when he heard Zhun Ti's words, he felt that Zhun Ti was crazy, they only had two innate treasures, one was Zhun Ti's wonderful tree of seven treasures, the other was his own six pure bamboos, However, these two magic weapons are their accompanying magic weapons and cannot be exchanged.

Zhunti took a deep breath, calmed down, and said: "Of course I want to buy it, but it's not from me."

He is very poor in the West, and he even has very few congenital treasures. Where did he get the congenital treasures to trade with Lao Tzu.

"Who is that with?" Jieyin thought about it and immediately figured it out.

There were so many people discussing Taoism back then, and not one or two monks listened to Lao Tzu's opinions. They did not have innate treasures to exchange Lao Tzu's opinions, but they had other things in exchange for Lao Tzu's opinions heard by others.

Zhunti calculated carefully in his mind, and Nuwa's attitude was obviously not good for the two of them, so Fuxi and Nuwa were excluded.Zhen Yuanzi had a feud with them before, and Hong Yun was always by Zhen Yuanzi's side, so Zhen Yuanzi and Hong Yun were excluded.As for Houtu, Zu Wu didn't cultivate the primordial spirit, and she didn't know how well she heard everyone's discussions, so she could be excluded.

Therefore, after counting and counting, the only ones left are the pair of brothers Sun Xing.

"Go to Taiyang Xing and look for Emperor Shun Taiyi." Zhun Ti opened his eyes and said.

Jieyin nodded, thinking that this is a good way, but he still worriedly said: "Dijun and Taiyi are two people, one is carrying the Hetu Luoshu, and the other is born holding the Donghuang Bell. I can't see it."

Zhunti said confidently: "I think there are two goddesses on the Taiyin star who are about to be born, and both of them have a marriage relationship with Di Jun. Why don't we help them facilitate this marriage and be a favor."

When he heard the words, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Great kindness."

It never occurred to Di Jun that the two unattractive male cultivators went to Taiyin Star to see the birth of the two goddesses.

If Fang Cangwu were to say that someone came to peek at his future wife, he would definitely beat him out first.

On the other hand, after the discussion ended, before Fang Cangwu could snicker, he was arrested by Yuan Shi to answer questions.

"I ask you, why?" Yuan Shi looked serious, and the white jade Ruyi he held in his hand was like a ruler, as if Fang Cangwu's answer was slightly wrong, and he would knock it down.

"This...I..." Fang Cangwu wrinkled his face, trying to recall what I said before, and the rest of his eyes couldn't help but glance at Tongtian, he wanted off-site support!

Just when Tong Tian couldn't stand Fang Cangwu's pitiful gaze, Yuan Shi sternly shouted: "Don't help."

It was said that Tongtian could only give Fang Cangwu a look of helplessness, and let him ask for blessings.

Facing Yuan Shi's murderous gaze, Fang Cangwu cautiously said: "Tao is nature."

Yuan Shi's face turned pale, and his expression eased, he said: "Continue."

"Naturally, naturally... I'm sorry! I didn't listen carefully!" Fang Cangwu apologized very loudly, and lowered his head very quickly, as if as long as he lowered his head fast enough, Yuan Shi's scolding would not be able to catch up with him.

Yuan Shi's face was instantly livid, and he pointed at Fang Cangwu and said, "Dead wood can't be carved!"

Tong Tian couldn't help persuading him: "He just didn't listen to the class well, there's no need to be so strict with him."

Lao Tzu heard the words and said: "It's really difficult for him to listen to the sermon while manipulating the Chaos Orb."

"Shut up." Yuan Shi's face was ashen, Lao Tzu and Tong Tian all shut up and didn't dare to persuade.

I saw Yuan Shi pointing at Fang Cangwu with a white jade wishful thinking: "You, lie down for me."

Fang Cangwu suddenly panicked: "Why?"

Tong Tian, ​​who is one of the Sanqing, immediately understood Yuan Shi's meaning, and he quickly persuaded: "No way, Xiao Long'er is my Taoist partner!"

Yuanshi looked at Tongtian coldly when he heard the words, handed the white jade Ruyi in his hand to Tongtian and said: "You come and fight."

"This..." Tongtian hesitated, and after a while he looked at Fang Cangwu and said, "I will take it lightly."

Fang Cangwu couldn't believe it when he heard the words, and said angrily: "You are so bad, my father never hit me."

As soon as the words fell, Fang Cangwu turned into a white dragon and was about to escape, but as soon as he flew into the air, he was caught by Yuan Shi himself and forced to change into a human form.

"Let's fight." Yuan Shi pushed him in front of Tongtian expressionlessly.

Then Fang Cangwu was beaten hard, his voice was hoarse and his eyes were swollen from crying, Yuan Shi still didn't call to stop.

"You said lightly? Why is it so painful! Woohoo!" Fang Cangwu asked angrily while lying in Tongtian's arms.

Tong Tian was helpless, he was really light, but Bai Yu Ru Yi was not his magic weapon.

Thinking of this, Tongtian couldn't help but glance at Yuanshi who was on the side, and didn't know how to be gentle, making people cry like this.

"Do you dare not listen carefully in the future?" Yuan Shi asked coldly.

"Hmph." Fang Cangwu directly buried his face in Tong Tian's arms.

Yuan Shi was short of breath and walked away directly.

Tong Tian patted Fang Cangwu's back, lowered his eyes and said softly: "Second brother is also for your own good."

The way of heaven is inhumane, and treats everything as a straw dog.If you don't practice hard, you don't need to measure kalpas, the way of heaven can crush you to death just like crushing ants.

Hearing this, Fang Cangwu rubbed Tongtian's skirt, sniffed and complained: "It's too much, spanking my ass is too much!"

"Are you treating me like a child!" Fang Cangwu asked loudly.

Tong Tian couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, stretched out his hand to run along Fang Cangwu's hair and said, "Are you not a child in the eyes of the second brother?"

Fang Cangwu couldn't help biting Tong Tian, ​​and said sullenly: "When you become a Taoist couple with me, you don't treat me like a child."

Tong Tian kissed Fang Cang Wu's eyes and said, "I don't treat you like a child."

Fang Cangwu couldn't help but rubbed his eyes, pushed Tongtian away and said, "Why are you!"

Tong Tian smiled, and stretched out his hand to run Fang Cangwu's hair.

Fang Cangwu lay in Tongtian's arms for a while, and after Tongtian used spiritual power to dissolve all the swelling and pain on his buttocks, Fang Cangwu felt that he was alive again.

"Yuanshi Mama is too much!" Fang Cangwu looked at Tongtian and said, "So, I decided, I want to run away from home!"

Tong Tian was stunned: "Run away from home?"

"Yes!" After Fang Cangwu finished speaking, he ran to pack up the little things he had left in Kunlun.

What beautiful shells, shining gems, and countless silks, he will take them all away!

Tong Tian stood at the entrance of the cave and looked at Fang Cangwu tiredly: "Are you going to run away from home, or are you going to move?"

The commotion is so loud, is it because I'm afraid that Yuanshi won't hear it?

Fang Cangwu threw all these things into his sleeve Qiankun and shouted at Tongtian: "You control me!"

After finishing speaking, Fang Cangwu grabbed Tong Tian's sleeve and said, "You come with me."

"Huh?" Tong Tian was puzzled.

Fang Cangwu snorted and said, "I want to pack and take away his most beloved baby brother."

Tongtian: "..."

I don't know if I'm Yuanshi's baby brother, but I know Yuanshi won't spank my ass.

After a while, Fang Cangwu's cave in the Kunlun Mountains was empty, even Tongtian was gone.

Lao Tzu, who played chess with Yuan Shi, stroked his beard and said, "The children are growing up."

Yuan Shi heard the words, squeezed the chess pieces in his hand, looked at the chess game quietly and said: "You have to suffer a loss, otherwise how can you have a long memory?"

Lao Tzu didn't take it seriously, he just said: "It's a pity that Xiaolong didn't take this gourd elixir away."

"Let him eat less of this food." Yuan Shi frowned.

Although the elixir is good, it is harmful to practice after all. It is better to practice honestly and step by step.

"Don't worry, I don't know." The elixir that Lao Tzu refined for Fang Cangwu was naturally not for building cultivation, but more for Fang Cangwu to use as jelly beans to maintain the scales.

On the other side, Fang Cangwu took Tongtian straight to the East China Sea, and used Lingyu to make countless devices that could connect to the Chaos Orb, and then distributed these devices one by one to the dragon clan and the water clan who were close to the dragon clan.

Seeing this, Tong Tian couldn't help asking: "What are you doing?"

Fang Cangwu said excitedly when he heard the words: "Make a prehistoric forum! Here you can discuss Taoism, sell magical medicines, open doors to recruit disciples, publish insights, and exchange feelings!"

Tong Tian thought for a while and said, "It sounds good."

"Not only that, mastering public opinion is mastering the direction of the prehistoric wind!"

At that time, he would blackmail the Western duo as much as he wanted!Coupled with the fact that the Chaos Orb can block the secrets of heaven, he can also open up an anonymous area in the prehistoric forum!

The more Fang Cangwu talked, the more excited he became, as if he had seen the beautiful scene of controlling public opinion in the future.

Tong Tian asked, "Is this little jade enough?"

After Tongtian finished speaking, piles of jade fell down. Seeing this, Fang Cangwu immediately devoted himself to the great cause of creating a client for the Honghuang Forum.

At this time, Zhunti and Jieying also came to Lunar Star from the west.The Taiyin star is Pangu's right eye, and the goddess born there is also extremely noble. As soon as Zhunti and Jieyin arrived at the Taiyin star, they lamented the abundance of spiritual energy here, and then helped Xihe and Changxi transform into forms.

However, before they could do anything, Xi He and Chang Xi broke out of their shells and turned into young girls.

Seeing this, Zhun Ti hurriedly said: "I have seen two fellow Taoists, and the guide and I came here to consummate a marriage."

After the words fell, Xihe was puzzled, and Chang Xi exclaimed: "We don't have any marriage relationship with you two bald donkeys!"

Xihe immediately became alert when he heard the words, and Chang Xi and Zhunti directly led them to make a move.

"You people in the west are so shameless. The two of us are obviously destined to be married to Di Jun, so why did you come to say that you are destined to be married!" Chang Xi scolded and then yelled.

Di Jun and Tai Yi, who lived next door, rushed over and asked, "What are you doing!"

After listening to Xihe's explanation, Emperor Jun Taiyi didn't listen to Zhunti's explanation and directly knocked him down on the Taiyin star.

Tong Tian, ​​who was accompanying Fang Cangwu in the East China Sea, suddenly looked weird. As a true saint and a false quasi-sage, he naturally couldn't hide the major events that happened in the world from his eyes and ears. He also knew the whole process of the lunar star just now.

"What's wrong?" Seeing this, Fang Cangwu couldn't help poking him.

Tongtian had no choice but to tell Fang Cangwu what happened to Taiyinxing.

After Fang Cangwu heard this, he immediately dropped the jade in his hand, and very quickly typed a string of words in the anonymous section of the Honghuang forum: Why did the two Westerners rob other people's wives?Whether it is the degeneration of human nature or the distortion of morality, please see the following content.

After Fang Cangwu finished writing, he waved his hand and said, "Where's my million-dollar navy? Let me go!"