[Hong Huang] Heaven forces me to fall in love

"I'm not!"

"You are!"

"I'm really not!" Tang Sanzang is a rascal, the champion of Datang's first rafting race is something he has never heard or seen.

"I said you are you!" Fang Cangwu slapped the table next to Tang Sanzang, the loud voice made Tang Sanzang tremble.

Finally, Tang Sanzang saw that the angry young man in front of him didn't look like a villain, so he asked, "I don't know why this benefactor came to me."

The monk in front of him was handsome and unparalleled, with a sense of compassion in his expression, which made people feel good. At the same time, because he was proficient in Buddhism, he was selected by Emperor Taizong of Tang Dynasty to give him a lecture.

I saw Fang Cangwu took out a round orb and said: "I am the Dragon Lord of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea. Seeing that I have a destiny with you, I am here to give you a magic weapon."

Tang Sanzang was stunned, he knew that the dragon clan was a symbol of the emperor in the world, and his status was noble, but how could the dragon clan be destined to be with him, and even give him a magic weapon.

And, moreover, the young man in front of him really doesn't look like a dragon master.

In short, Fang Cangwu is unreliable!

Fang Cangwu looked at Tang Sanzang's expression and said: "What kind of expression do you have? You can't be young when you are a god? I don't know how many yuanhui I have lived since the prehistoric times. I don't know how much older than you."

After finishing speaking, Fang Cangwu muttered to himself: "Do you have to believe me only if I show my real body? But this meditation room can't accommodate my real body. If I transform my real body, I'm afraid the whole temple will be crushed by me." collapse."

Tang Sanzang couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, he only felt that the young man in front of him was a pure-hearted young man, and he didn't think he would deceive him at all.

If Tang Sanzang's thoughts were known by Zhunti and Jieying, I would wish to wash Tang Sanzang's eyes with the water of the Tongtian River every day. If it weren't for the young man in front of him, would they have encountered the disaster of exterminating Buddha twice in the West?Emperor Taiwu died, Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty died, it really took turns.

In the end Fang Cangwu blinked and said: "Then I will transform my dragon horns for you to see."

After finishing speaking, a pair of jade-like dragon horns emerged on Fang Cangwu's forehead, shiny and lustrous, carrying the spiritual energy between heaven and earth, which made Tang Sanzang know that he was a righteous god enshrined by the world at first sight.

Only then did Tang Sanzang believe what the white-clothed boy in front of him said was true. It turned out that he was really the master of the dragon clan.

"The poor monk Tang Sanzang has seen the Dragon Lord, but I don't know why the Dragon Lord is here today?" Tang Sanzang said after saluting to Fang Cangwu.

Seeing this, Fang Cangwu nodded, then took out the orb in his hand and said, "I'm here to give you this."

The orb in Fang Cangwu's hand is a magic weapon refined by Yuanshi Tianzun. It can not only record video, but also help Tang Sanzang block some attacks, but it seems a bit tasteless for a power like Fang Cangwu.

However, this orb can record 360 five degrees without dead angle, and it can also separate out many avatars to record, even if Tang Seng and his disciples are scattered, there is no need to be afraid of missing the plot.

Tang Sanzang looked at the orb in Fang Cangwu's hand and said hastily: "This is really too precious, and I am truly ashamed of it."

However, Fang Cangwu didn't wait for Tang Sanzang to continue to refuse, and directly inlaid the orb on Tang Sanzang's forehead, only to see that the orb instantly turned into a red mole and landed on Tang Sanzang's brow, which was a bit too much for him to say The treasure is dignified.

Fang Cangwu nodded in satisfaction, then patted Tang Sanzang on the shoulder and said, "Elder Tang, don't worry, this jewel is not given for nothing."

After all, you acted in Journey to the West in person, and he hasn't paid you for the performance yet. It's just a little orb that doesn't matter, and this orb is also a body camera.

When Tang Sanzang heard the words, he hurriedly said, "I don't know what the dragon master will do for the poor monk?"

Fang Cangwu rolled his eyes, and then said: "I have an old friend who has a lot of demons in his heart. He hates Buddhist disciples the most. He has an unruly temperament. If Elder Tang wants to become a Buddha, he will explain the Dharma to him for me, and he will grind it for a while. His temperament can also make him on the right track."

The old friend Fang Cangwu mentioned was Bo Xun. Tang Sanzang met Bo Xun again after the catastrophe of the Daughter Kingdom, fearing that no matter how good his Buddha nature was, he would be shaken by a third.

"At that time, I will personally visit the East China Sea." Tang Sanzang replied after saluting.

Fang Cangwu watched Tang Sanzang walk into his trap with a smile.

"Then Elder Tang, let's go and preach scriptures to the emperor of the world first." After speaking, Fang Cangwu's figure disappeared into the meditation room.

Afterwards, the little novice monk outside the door knocked on the door and asked Tang Sanzang to give a lecture on the altar.

After Tang Sanzang finished speaking, the wind suddenly blew, white smoke rose, and then flower petals fell, and there was a white-clothed layman sitting on a lotus flower in the sky, holding a jade purification bottle in his hand, followed by the boy of good fortune.

When everyone saw it, they all understood that it was Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"I have seen Master Guanyin." Everyone stood up and saluted.

Seeing this, Ci Hang raised the corners of his mouth and said, "There's no need to be too polite."

After saying this sentence, Cihang issued a task of learning Buddhist scriptures to Tang Sanzang.

After the smoke dissipated, Cihang saw a ruby-like mole on Tang Sanzang's forehead. After a closer look, it turned out to be a magic weapon from the Daoist sect. Just as he was about to break it, he was hit by the magic power on the magic weapon. back.

Then Cihang was warned by his former master Yuanshi Tianzun, and Cihang had to leave with a pale face.

After Cihang left, everyone began to discuss how to go to the west to learn scriptures and bring back the scriptures of Hinayana Buddhism.

A few days later, Tang Sanzang headed west with luggage, a white horse and some hired porters.

When he entered the forest, the porter couldn't help but said: "I heard that the farther west you go, the less peaceful you will be, and there will be more monsters and bandits."

"I think so, too. It's getting dark, why don't we go to the inn in front to rest for a while before we go?" Another porter said.

While talking, suddenly a gust of black wind blew, and a white-fronted tiger with eye-catching eyes jumped out, scaring everyone to run away. Tang Sanzang got rid of the tiger because he was sitting on the white horse, but the others followed suit. Not so lucky.

But Tang Sanzang could only help these poor people save the bones, and then headed west, until he met Monkey King who was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain by Tathagata, Tang Sanzang got better, at least he was not so afraid when he met villains and monsters.

The orb that Fang Cangwu gave to Tang Seng also dutifully recorded this scene, and then Fang Cangwu handed it over to a special person for editing.

Ever since, an advertisement suddenly popped up on the Honghuang Forum. The large-scale TV series "Journey to the West" jointly produced by Donghai Dragon Palace and Western Lingshan is waiting for you to watch.It is updated on the [-]th day of each month, and only three spirit stones are required for each episode.

At that moment, the prehistoric forum shook.

Hundreds of years of hard work: I read it right, it is jointly produced by Donghai Dragon Palace and Western Lingshan.

I don't like eating grass: The actors are all from the West, so naturally the West can also be considered as the producer.

I'm so poor and desperate: Isn't the point that he collects three spirit stones every episode?

Donghai Xiaoyu: Sitting upstairs, I can see that he has never been ruled by a dragon, but only three spirit stones. I think that when the dragon master sold tutorial books, cutting leeks was many times more ruthless than this.

The sage of the Qing Dynasty will always drop the gods: Shouldn't the focus be on this drama?

Luo Xiaoai: I saw that Tang Sanzang is really good-looking, and there is finally an aesthetically normal existence in the West.

Ten thousand years old Wang Ba: What did I see, it turned out to be His Royal Highness Luo Xiaoai, the first generation of cute god in the prehistoric world, Ah Wei is dead, no!Ah Wei Mass Burial Mound!

Deep Seed of Demon: She looks really good, even better than in her previous life.

Xiaolongyou Ahyou: It's really beautiful, and the three spirit stones are worth it.

Xiao Taoxian: The Great Sage is so handsome!How could Tang Sanzang help the West to bully him!

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There was a lot of discussion on the forum, "Journey to the West" was selling like a boom, Fang Cangwu happily counted the money, but everyone in the West was ashamed, as one of the producers, they had no money to take!

But in Wuzhuang Temple, Zhen Yuanzi was angry, he said: "I hate the most in my life when someone from the west sets foot on my territory. If Tang Sanzang comes, I will..."

"Kill him?" Fang Cangwu Kazkaz bit the ginseng fruit and asked.

Emperor Yan who was on the side put his arms around the girl who had been picked up from the East China Sea and said, "I'm not angry anymore, why are you still angry?"

After finishing speaking, Emperor Yan patted Zhen Yuanzi's hand, telling him not to care about it, and let the westbound Tang monk go to the west to learn scriptures.

Fang Cangwu smiled, wiped his hands full of juice and said, "Don't worry, fellow Taoist Zhenyuanzi, his doom will really begin when he arrives in the Daughter Country."

"Besides, fellow Taoist Zhen Yuanzi, why don't you take the Emperor and the girl to play around at this time, it's better than staying in Zhuangzi all the time."

Finally Zhen Yuanzi raised his eyelids and said: "Forget it, I just pretend I didn't see him."

After finishing speaking, Zhen Yuanzi hid the ginseng fruit tree in the backyard, and left a few fruits for the two boys Qingfengmingyue to entertain guests.

Then, Zhen Yuanzi took his own way and his beloved daughter to go sightseeing in the mountains and rivers.

When the master and apprentice arrived at Wuzhuang Temple, they passed through the catastrophe safely because of Zhen Yuanzi's absence.

Bo Xun, who was thousands of miles away, was wearing women's clothes and a luxurious crown, watching the exclusive broadcast of "Journey to the West" on Honghuang Forum and yawned: "Can't you fast forward? When will I be here?"

After finishing speaking, Bo Xun calculated the time, and it would probably take several years to get to him according to the progress of Tang Seng's master and apprentice.

In the end, Bo Xun's face turned green. If he had known earlier, he would not have come to the mortal world earlier, and now he has to help the real queen with government affairs, which is too bad.

"Can't I be extravagant and lustful?" Bo Xun poked his hand at the real queen who was trapped in the secret room by him.

The real queen looked at Bo Xun with fascination and said: "Your Majesty, the human design cannot be broken, I am very diligent."

Bo Xun felt that this real queen was hopeless, and she shouldn't be allowed to meet Fang Cangwu. What is she like now? He knows how to read story books and picture books every day.

Two years later, Tang Seng and his disciples finally reached the daughter country, and as soon as they reached the river, Zhu Bajie couldn't help drinking the water in the river, and Tang Sanzang also drank some.

After half an hour, both of them complained of abdominal pain, and the people sent by Bo Xun also sent the four of them to the palace.

Bo Xun, who was sitting on the throne, looked at Tang Sanzang's face and laughed wildly. Finally, he walked down and said to Tang Sanzang: "Brother Tang, it's better to give birth to the child. My daughter country can be regarded as a princess."

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