[Hong Huang] Heaven forces me to fall in love

The Monkey King you see is no longer the Monkey King in the past, he is now Monkey King plus!

Sun Wukong, who came out of the Alchemy Furnace of Taishang Laojun, was added with new talent skills, blazing eyes and King Kong, and several gods just looked at Sun Wukong, and they were almost blinded by the golden light in Sun Wukong's eyes.

This was really terrible, so a group of gods ran to the Lingxiao Palace, asking for the support of the high-ranking gods.

But Haotian didn't show up at all, and took Yang Jian to Ziwei Palace to avoid the tantrum and lawless monkey.Haotian ran away, and the rest of the gods followed suit, leaving only the Queen Mother to face Monkey King's wrath.

Today's queen mother has been cut by Haotian and taught by the ancient concubine Tian who lives in Guanghan Palace. Her strength has been weakened so much that she is powerless to resist the aggressive Monkey King.

After seeing Monkey King knocking down a bunch of heavenly soldiers and generals with a stick, and then interrupting the pillars supporting the Lingxiao Palace, the Queen Mother was completely panicked. Under the escort of the gods, she fought and retreated until the Lingxiao Palace and Yaochi After the fairyland turned into a pile of ruins, the Queen Mother grabbed her daughter's hand and said, "Go to the west and invite the Tathagata Buddha!"

After the words fell, the Queen Mother passed out completely.

And Haotian, who was drinking tea in Ziwei Palace in Ziweiyuan, looked very calm, with Yang Jian making tea for him and Huangdi peeling melon seeds for him, Fang Cangwu was very envious.

So Fang Cangwu kicked Xin Yi who was sitting on the side, and Xin Yi who was kicked turned his head to look at Fang Cangwu and said, "What are you doing?"

"Look how filial other people's children are." Fang Cangwu said.

"Oh." Xin Yi poured Fang Cangwu a cup of tea, then handed it to Fang Cangwu and said, "Drink."

The next moment, Xin Yi was beaten up. Did you pour me water for raising you so big?Peel the melon seeds for me.

Little Xin Yi sniffed, and sobbed softly while peeling melon seeds: "Shouldn't this be what my father did?"

Haotian over there is also younger brother Yang Jian who is pouring tea, and Huangdi is peeling sunflower seeds for Haotian.

The oppressed Xin Yi just wanted to pull his father back from the East China Sea.

When Xin Yi was fighting with Guazi Ke, everyone suddenly heard the sound of a giant collapsing. Fang Cangwu glanced at it and knew that the Lingxiao Palace, the largest building in the Heavenly Court, had collapsed.

"The Palace of Lingxiao is not counted in the experience and resources given to Sun Wukong by the Taoist sect." Fang Cangwu said, looking at Haotian who was sitting opposite.

"It doesn't count." Haotian said after taking a sip of the tea poured by Yang Jian. "I remember that the tiles of Lingxiao Palace are glazed gold tiles made by the dragon clan, the pillars are made of white jade carved from the East China Sea, and the curtains inside are made of shark silk woven by sharks. The output is extremely low, and the decorations in the palace are also The luminous pearls produced in the East China Sea are priceless, and there are all kinds of precious ornaments inside." Fang Cangwu said slowly, "After all, if half of the Lingshan is sold, they can't afford it. .”

Just when Haotian was thinking about the feasibility of asking the West to compensate him for the Lingxiao Temple, everyone heard another bang, so they all turned their heads to look, and it turned out that Yaochi had collapsed.

Fang Cangwu took a breath, and then said: "I'm afraid it won't be enough to pay the entire Lingshan. I don't know if the West has made a fortune by selling pigs. I heard that pork has become very expensive in the world recently."

Haotian knocked on the table in front of him, and then said to Yang Jian beside him: "Jian Er, go and make a list of the lost things, and send them to the West after this matter is over. If you don't want to pay, then go to Zixiao Palace to reason." go."

"Yes." Yang Jian picked up his folding fan and went to count the lost things, and then quoted a high price for the items. Now there are two spiritual mountains in the west, and it is not enough to pay.

Fang Cangwu couldn't help but began to sigh, Yang Jian is a genius.

Just after Sun Wukong smashed and burned all the way and owed the West a huge debt, one of the three demon generals who had a deal with Fang Cangwu, the current Tathagata Buddha, came late.

Then, under the ardent expectation of the Queen Mother, he captured Monkey King who was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace and pressed him into Wuzhi Mountain.

The queen mother also woke up from a coma, but before she could recover, Fang Cangwu ran over and asked, "Madam, are you still holding the flat peach party? We are still waiting to eat the flat peaches."

Seeing Fang Cangwu's smiling face, the Queen Mother suddenly felt her stomach ache, but no matter what, the Peach Blossom Fair had to go on.

"Do it!" The Queen Mother replied with a livid face.

Fang Cangwu took out a list from his arms with a smile, and said to the Queen Mother: "Look at these fairy wines, I have already given you a [-]% discount on the previous price, do you want to buy some? Without good wine, the queen mother will lose face."

The queen mother looked at the number of spirit stones on the list in Fang Cangwu's hand, and finally bought these fairy wines with suppressed anger. After all, the flat peach club is the highest-standard fairy family banquet, and if you can't take a second drink to entertain guests, even if Tianting is shameless, and she is also shameless as the Queen Mother.

However, the fairyland of Yaochi has been smashed into ruins by Monkey King's golden cudgel, so the Peach Fair that everyone yearns for can only be placed in the beautiful Peach Garden, and the fairy mist with peach blossoms is also quite fairy-style.

It's just that there are no extra flat peaches at the flat peach festival. Except for the Queen Mother of the Heavenly Emperor, there is only one obviously stunted flat peach in front of the Sanqing sage, the three emperors and Nuwa sages of Huoyun Cave, the Dragon Lord, and the immortal Zhenyuanzi.

Fang Cangwu threw the flat peach in his hand and said: "I have never eaten such a small flat peach, it must be the leftovers eaten by the monkey."

As soon as the words fell, Tao Zi Daneng's face immediately changed when he was released a few days ago, and the Queen Mother's face also showed anger.

If it weren't for the high status of these few people who couldn't lose the flat peaches, the Queen Mother would have wanted to pile up the flat peaches in front of the Tathagata.

But Fang Cangwu dropped the flat peach in his hand to the mortal world, then clapped his hands and said: "I don't know if the puppies in the mortal world will eat it or not?"

After Fang Cangwu finished speaking, the queen mother's face changed completely, and she wanted to get angry, but Haotian didn't give the queen mother any room to play. He looked directly at the Tathagata on the other side and said, "I don't know if the Buddha has such a monster monkey monster method?"

So Tathagata took out the six-character mantra written on the yellow paper as he said, and only said that the mantra will be removed by the destined person after 500 years, and then the monkey head will escort the destined person to the west to learn scriptures.

After the Tathagata finished speaking, Fang Cangwu took out the bill he got from Yang Jian and handed it to the Tathagata, "You can ask anyone to learn from the scriptures, but before that, first compensate everyone for the losses caused."

Tathagata saw the astronomical figures on the bill and couldn't help but take a deep breath. The East is indeed rich, but if two palaces are destroyed, three Lingshan will be lost.

And Fang Cangwu gently turned the wine glass and said: "You can't renege on your debt."

Avalokitesvara who was sitting beside her couldn't help but gasp, how could they afford to pay for this.

However, Haotian and Fang Cangwu were not afraid that the West would not pay, otherwise it would only increase embarrassment if they went to Zixiao Palace.

And Fang Cangwu tapped the table lightly with his finger and said: "I heard that pork is very expensive in the mortal world, and there are so many wild boars in Lingshan. The few fellow Taoists who want to come to the west may have made a fortune, so why don't you use it?" To make compensation?"

Guanyin was so angry that the pigs in Lingshan were all wild boars. However, for the sake of people's life and health, the emperors in the world did not allow wild animals to be sold in the market. Wild boars were among them. .

Not to mention making a fortune, the vegetation on Lingshan Mountain was almost eaten away by these wild boars.

Finally, Avalokitesvara opened his mouth and said: "We need five people to go on the journey to the west. The way of heaven has determined that the third son of Lord Long of the West Sea will be the foot strength of the Buddhist scriptures."

Fang Cangwu overturned the table when he heard the words, and the table full of food and drink was knocked down, causing the maids who were performing songs and dances to flee in all directions.

"I'd like to know what that golden cicada is. Even the Taoist ancestor 33 days away never used the dragon clan for his legs. What? Is he more expensive than the Taoist ancestor gold? Or is it because someone with a little reputation dares to come to my dragon clan to play wild? ?”

"If you dare to use my clansmen as foot strength, I will break his legs and make him crawl to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures!"

After Fang Cangwu finished speaking, a keel gun shattered the case in front of Guanyin forcefully. The aura belonging to the ancient prehistoric overlord made Guanyin dare not move. He could only say: "Maybe the dragon master misunderstood something?"

After Fang Cangwu's pressure weakened slightly, Guanyin continued: "Even if the Dao of Heaven dares to give it, I, the West, will not take it. I only said this because I wanted to make a deal with the Dragon Lord."

There was so much money that the West had to pay to Heaven, Guanyin had no choice but to exchange Fang Lie, the third son of Lord Dragon of the West Sea, for half the price.

Fang Cangwu frowned immediately after hearing Guanyin's appeal: "What you want to compensate is the Heavenly Court, not the Dragon Palace. I'm afraid it's useless to bargain with me."

But Guanyin said: "The Dragon Lord and the Emperor of Heaven are as close as brothers, even the Emperor of Heaven is willing."

I saw Haotian and Fang Cangwu turned their heads together, so I wouldn't be brothers with a stone (a Pippi dragon)!

However, the Heavenly Emperor finally agreed to this matter. If the West kept holding on to Fang Lie, even if Fang Cangwu could solve it, it would take a lot of work.

Seeing Emperor Tian and Fang Cangwu nodding, Guanyin took the bill and said, "How about a [-]% discount?"

"Think beautifully, [-]% off, love or not." Fang Cangwu immediately replied.

Guanyin gritted his teeth and said, "Twenty percent off is twenty percent off."

Ever since, this flat peach banquet finally went on smoothly, and on the surface it looked like the guests and hosts were having a good time.

However, when Fang Cangwu got out of the Heavenly Court, the more he thought about it, the more he lost, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

"I can't just let them go like this!" Fang Cangwu clenched his fists and said.

Tong Tian who thought Fang Cangwu was playing a drunkard:?

"No, I'm going to Zixiao Palace!"

Fang Cangwu let go of Tongtian's hand and ran away for 33 days.

"Are you going to sue?" Tongtian asked, he was afraid that Hongjun would not care about this trivial matter.

"Am I a child? I'm not going to sue, I'm going to find Bo Xun! He deserves to be the king of Daughter Kingdom!"

The author has something to say: Fang Cangwu: Pork is very expensive!