[Hong Huang] Heaven forces me to fall in love

It is impossible for Fang Cangwu to teach. As the number one scumbag in Zixiao Palace's rocket class, his success is all made up for by the help of the masters and gods.

Therefore, the plans of various schools of thought can only be handed over to the masters, and the dragons and dragons will not get involved!

Kunlun Mountain has become much deserted. Since Ran Deng brought Cihang Purdue Manjusri and Fear Liusun to judge the teachings, only eight of the Twelve Golden Immortals, plus one Yun neutron, and three generations of disciples have all gone to heaven Served various priesthoods.Therefore, Kunlun Mountain is less popular.

The disciples of the first generation of Chanjiao were afraid to speak, for fear of making Yuanshi angry.After all, the disciples who have been teaching for so many years, once they ran away with their enemies, they would have beaten these unfilial disciples to death long ago.

"If I see the four of them in the future, I will definitely avenge Master!" Daoist Taiyi said angrily while covering the wound on his body, his handsome face wrinkled into a ball.

"Yes." Master Yuding touched the sword in his hand.

"Do you think Master will be angry? Do you want to invite Dragon Lord to come and talk with Master?" Taiyi couldn't help but asked.

Yuding slowly turned his head to look at Taiyi, and then said: "Are you sure that the Dragon Lord is here, Master will not be more angry?"

Taiyi was stunned, the dragon master Fang Cangwu is indeed a master at irritating people.

When Taiyi and Yuding talked about Fang Cangwu, Fang Cangwu had already arrived at Kunlun Mountain, walked directly into Yuxu Palace, and brought a gift to the remaining golden immortals in Kunlun.

"Yuanshi Mama, I'm here to see you." Fang Cangwu led Xin Yi into the main hall of Yuxu Palace.

As soon as Xin Yi entered, he rushed over and hugged Yuan Shi and said, "Second Master, Xin Yi misses you so much."

Yuan Shi opened his eyes, reached out and touched Xin Yi's head, and said, "I think you want to harm my medicine garden."

"Second Master, don't be so stingy." Xin Yi rubbed Yuan Shi and said.

Then Yuan Shi looked at Fang Cangwu who was standing aside and said, "Tell me, what's the matter with you coming to see me?"

Fang Cangwu looked at Yuan Shi and said, "Yuan Shi Mama should know what I asked Yang Jian to bring to you."

Yuan Shi nodded, and then said: "You are smart. The West is not allowed to preach in the world for 800 years, and Taoism leaves sparks of thought in the world. Even if the West is introduced, it will not flourish."

At least, after the introduction of the West, all the people will not believe in religion, especially the upper class. The more knowledge they learn, the less likely they are to believe in religion.

I saw Fang Cangwu propped his face and asked Yuan Shi: "Then who does Yuan Shi Mama plan to teach ideas and various strange armors?"

Yuan Shi said, "All go."

"It's useless to stay here in Kunlun Mountain, it's better to let them walk in the world of mortals." Yuan Shi looked into the distance and said.

"It is enough to teach mortals with their knowledge."

After Yuanshi finished speaking, he called Baihe Boy and asked him to send a letter to the remaining disciples to let them go out of Kunlun to the world to spread various ideas and skills.

Hearing this news, the disciples of Chanjiao were struck by lightning, which idiot brought it up, why did they suddenly go to the human world, and their injuries were not fully healed.

"I heard that the Dragon Lord has come to Kunlun."

"It's really him."

"When the Dragon Lord arrives, nothing good will happen."

"Wooooow, why did we offend the Dragon Lord? Why do we have to suffer like this?"

They have been shaved off, and the five qi in their chests have been closed. At most, they are mortals with stronger bodies. Will they be able to live better if they go to the human world?

Soon, Yuan Shi overheard their discussion, and was reprimanded by Yuan Shi.

"You can practice again when your cultivation base is gone. You don't want to take shortcuts. Now you just go to the world for a while and then squirm. If you act like this, why are you still cultivating immortals? It's better to disperse."

As soon as these words came out, everyone said they didn't dare, and then packed their luggage and went down the mountain with the help of their own boys.

Just when the Chanjiao disciples thought they were the only ones in such a miserable situation, they discovered that the Jiejiao disciples had been kicked out by Tongtian.

"The teacher said we lacked exercise, and that's why he kicked us out!" Bi Xiao cried.

"I don't understand that I'm already a quasi-sage, why should I come out to teach?" Kong Xuan said in disbelief, and he was even sealed as a cultivator.

"The teacher asked us to leave the interpretation of heaven and earth to mortals, and it is best to form a huge school." Duobao said.

"I've decided to teach people how to fight with each other." The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit said from her nest in the corner.

As soon as these words came out, everyone stared at the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit one after another, it was still possible to do this!

"What do you see me doing?" The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit shouted loudly.

"How about I teach people how to make money?" Zhao Gongming shook the golden whip in his hand.

What the rest of the people thought, it seemed that this was not impossible.

"I teach people medical skills!"

"I teach people how to farm!"

"I teach people mechanics!"

………………

"I teach people to look at the stars!"

"I teach etiquette!"

Thus, the future schools of thought were born in such a simple way.

Everyone has become a mortal, Taoism cannot be taught, only what is realistic can be taught.It's best to be able to earn a living. Their cruel master doesn't even let them take a bigu pill.

Because the disciples of the Interpretation and Interpretation of the Second Sect did not promote Taoism, what they did did not get the attention of the West. After the West reacted, it was too late.

After Fang Cangwu left Xin Yi to Yuan Shi to play, he went to Shouyang Mountain to meet Lao Tzu who stayed at Bajing Palace.

When Fang Cangwu came, Lao Tzu was concocting alchemy, and the fire in the eight trigrams furnace was very hot.

"Did you just come from Yuanshi?" Lao Tzu saw Fang Cangwu and knew that Fang Cangwu came from Yuanshi.

Fang Cangwu nodded, and then salivated at the elixirs that Lao Tzu made. He remembered that these jelly beans were delicious.

Seeing this, Lao Tzu took a few gourds from the shelf and gave them to Fang Cangwu: "Take it and eat it."

These are the pills for maintaining the scales. Although Fang Cangwu is no longer a young dragon, it doesn't matter if he eats it.

"Tell me, why did you come to see me today?" I put down the matter in my hands and looked at Fang Cangwu.

These years, Lao Tzu has seldom intervened in the affairs of the outside world, but he also knows that Fang Cangwu has done a good job, keeping the explanation and interruption of teaching as much as possible.It didn't let Sanqing go to the same situation, and it didn't let the conspiracy of the two Westerners succeed.

If Fang Cangwu needed his help, he would naturally help.

I saw Fang Cangwu sitting on the stool dangling his legs and said: "I want to invite you to come out of the mountain and pass down the orthodoxy of Taoism in the world."

I couldn't help but pause when I heard the words, looked at Fang Cangwu and said, "Your ambition is really big."

Fang Cangwu rubbed his face and said: "Taoism doesn't need to be associated with imperial power, it just needs to be a wandering cloud and a wild crane. The most important thing is to keep flowing."

No emperor wants the teaching power to be above the imperial power, so the Taoists only need to make an image of a wild crane begging for immortality and medicine.At the same time, Taoism follows nature, and the idea of ​​tranquility and inaction can also allow the country to recuperate and develop rapidly.

Such a religion that can be used by the emperor without doing anything, how can it not have a long history, and how can it not be liked by the emperor.

As long as the Taoist sect is passed on, even if it is sometimes suppressed by the Buddhist sect, the final winner is the Taoist sect.

"After much deliberation, only you can pass on the orthodoxy of the Taoist school." Fang Cangwu said.

Yuanshi's desire to control is too strong, Tongtian is steady but still chic and casual, only Laozi is like running water, seemingly gentle and indisputable, but in fact he is fighting everywhere.

Laozi reached out and tapped Fang Cangwu's little head and said: "You have thought of everything, even if you don't come to invite me, I will naturally go for the sake of Taoism."

After finishing speaking, Lao Tzu picked up his crutches, and told Xuan Du beside him, "I'll go to the world for a while, and you will take good care of the Bajing Palace."

"Yes."

After Xuandu's voice fell, Lao Tzu's figure had disappeared in the Bajing Palace.

Seeing this, Fang Cangwu raised the corners of his lips slightly, patted Xuandu and said, "Do it well."

After speaking, Fang Cangwu turned and left.

The large-scale appearance of disciples of Chanjiao and Jiejiao appeared in the human world, and for a while, people in the West couldn't help but feel a little vigilant.

If Buddhism cannot enter the human world to preach, then neither can Taoism. How can Taoism break the rules!

However, when they inquired carefully, the expressions on their faces instantly became strange.

Teaching people to farm and raise pigs?Teach people to make money?Teach people to quarrel?

He even published several books "The Art of Quarrelling: Lowering the Wisdom of the Other Party", "The Care Manual for Sows After Giving Birth", and "Shocking Secrets, How to Make Millions a Year".

Looking at the titles of these books, Zhunti felt that Fang Cangwu's smell was too strong.

"How about we also send disciples to teach something?" Ran Deng couldn't help but suggested.

Although these disciples of the Interpretation and Interpretation of the Second Sect did not mention their identities at all, the merit they earned was enough to make Ran Deng envious.

Zhunti and Jieyin looked at Ran Deng and said, "What are you going to teach when you go down?"

Ran Deng choked, and for a while, he couldn't think of anything that could be taught to be close to the life of the human race.

Zhunti and Jieyin couldn't help feeling sorry for them, they had never learned how to farm, let alone how to use those tools.

What kind of mess did Yuanshi and Tongtian teach their apprentices?

Afterwards, Zhunti looked at Ran Deng: "You have been in Chanjiao for so long, what do Yuanshi usually teach them?"

Where Fang Cangwu is in Tongtian, it would not be surprising if anything appears, but in Yuanshi, this person who usually looks so serious can even raise pigs!

"This, this..."

To be honest, Ran Deng maintains a high level of cultivation, and he has never heard Yuanshi preach to his disciples with low cultivation level, so he doesn't know what the disciples of Chanjiao have learned.

"Starting today! All disciples of the Western Sect are going to learn how to farm and raise pigs. It is best to promote the Western Paradise!"

With an order, the monster captured by the two in the west suddenly suffered terribly, even if they were vegetarians!Now they still have to raise pigs, and Cihang and the others also feel baffled, raising pigs is their senior's hobby, so he also raises other animals, okay?