[Hong Huang] Heaven forces me to fall in love

Tong Tian looked at the young man in front of him, and he felt that it would not be surprising if Fang Cangwu was beaten to death by Yuan Shi one day.

"Why do you suddenly want to bring Kong Xuan back to raise?" Tong Tian asked after sighing.

Fang Cangwu blinked innocently, looking innocent and cute, he said to Tong Tian seriously: "I'm trying to prevent Kong Xuan from becoming a prospective male mother."

After the Battle of Conferred Gods that year, Zhunti brought Kong Xuan back to the west, Kong Xuan was unwilling and swallowed Zhunti, but Zhunti broke his back and came out of Kong Xuan's stomach, and because of this incident, Zhunti It is called the mother of Kongxuan Buddha.

For a dignified man, being forced to be a male mother for Zhunti is too miserable to have anything to say.

However, Tongtian didn't believe Fang Cangwu's words.

"Say, what exactly do you want to do? Otherwise, I won't help you." Tong Tian squeezed Fang Cangwu's face and threatened in a low voice.

Fang Cangwu was so pinched that he wanted to cry, but he still had a strong sense of justice and said: "The enemy of the enemy is our friend, and we need friends."

Tong Tian sneered, staring at the liar Xiaolong in front of him and said: "Kong Xuan has no grudges with the West at this time, but has a lot of grudges with your Dragon Clan."

"If you don't say it, I'll pinch your face into a bun." Tong Tian threatened again.

Fang Cangwu instantly put on an aggrieved look, and said to Tong Tian with red eyes, "You are too much."

Tong Tian looked at Fang Cangwu's slightly reddened eyes, and the strength of his hand pinching Fang Cangwu's face became weaker, and he even began to wonder if he had gone too far.However, in a second, Fang Cangwu heard Fang Cangwu say: "Don't you think the setting that the five-color divine light can brush everything is great?"

After finishing speaking, Fang Cangwu blinked at Tong Tian, ​​very cunning.

"You just for the five-color divine light?" Tong Tian was stunned.

"Of course!" Fang Cangwu said excitedly, "Don't you think it's very happy to let the Five Colors Shenguang brush away the baby that the two of them just got?"

From Fang Cangwu's point of view, using the five-color divine light to brush away the treasure that the two Westerners just acquired is like taking away Bing Kuoluo from someone else in the summer, it is really extremely refreshing.

Tong Tian thought about it for a while, and it was indeed very fast, even very exciting.

"Then I'll take you to find the peacock eggs." Tong Tian said heartily.

As soon as the voice fell, Tongtian began to make hexagrams, his movements were like flowing clouds and flowing water, and he looked like a skilled worker.

Fang Cangwu on the side looked at it abruptly and said: "Your movements are so skillful."

Hearing the words, Tong Tian couldn't help but pause.

"That's how you stole me out of Dragon Palace." Fang Cangwu continued, propping his chin.

That's right, Tongtian is a veteran egg thief.

Tongtian froze for a while and then continued divination, while divination, he said to Xiaolong beside him: "The me in the past is different from the me now."

After finishing speaking, Tongtian nodded affirmatively.

Fang Cangwu didn't know why, why the question under discussion suddenly became philosophical, so he tried to ask.

"Do you know Hegel?"

"Do you know Marxism?"

"Do you know dialectical materialism?"

Tong Tian frowned, and asked back: "What is that?"

He had been imprisoned in Zixiao Palace before, and his impression of the world was still in the Shang Dynasty.

"It's nothing, something that affects your cultivation." Fang Cangwu said sullenly. He originally thought that Tongtian returned to the prehistoric era from modern times, but that's not the case. Some snacks and games are only worthy of his own nostalgia.

When Tong Tian heard Fang Cangwu say that those things affect his cultivation, he immediately said: "Then you forget all about it."

"Okay." Fang Cangwu agreed.

Soon, Tongtian's divination came to fruition.

Yuanfeng hid his two children well, but Tongtian still figured out where Kong Xuan was hiding.

"Let's go, I'll take you there." Tong Tian took Fang Cangwu's hand and headed west.

The battlefield of the dragon and phoenix catastrophe was in the west, and Yuanfeng gave birth before the war, so the place to hide the child can only be in the west.

Fang Cangwu sat on the cloud and wanted to kick his feet happily: "I feel the joy of taking food from the mouth of a tiger."

Tong Tian squinted his eyes, reached out and rubbed Fang Cangwu's head, and he did the same, as long as he went to the west to grab things, he felt happy.

As the clouds fell, Tongtian and Fang Cangwu walked into a cave, and after breaking through Yuanfeng's magic circle outside, a brilliant egg appeared in front of Tongtian and Fang Cangwu.

"It's so big." Fang Cangwu swallowed a mouthful of saliva uncontrollably.

Tong Tian looked at Fang Cangwu in amazement, and suddenly remembered what Fang Cangwu had said about stewing Kunpeng.

"It's been a long time since I ate fried eggs." Fang Cangwu couldn't help but wiped away the tears that flowed from the corner of his mouth.

The peacock egg staying deep in the cave seemed to have sensed the danger, and the body of the egg suddenly emitted five colors of divine light, but in an instant, the keel spear in Fang Cangwu's hand was brushed by the peacock egg to his side.

"Is this considered disarming?" Fang Cangwu's eyes glowed with amazement, and he was sure that he would bring Kong Xuan with him when he went out to fight.Let Kong Xuan disarm the others, and then he hammers them hard with the keel gun.

Tong Tian sighed, and advised, "Stop swallowing your saliva, you'll scare him."

"You're talking nonsense, the tears that flowed from the corners of my mouth were obviously moved." Fang Cangwu retorted seriously.

Tong Tian sighed and felt that he couldn't bear to look directly at him, so he went straight to Peacock's egg and said, "I am Shang Qing Tong Tian, ​​why don't you ask me to be your teacher?"

Tong Tian lowered his brows and eyes, showing a bit of gentleness in his expression, but Peacock Egg didn't buy it, and suddenly launched an attack and hit Tong Tian's waist.

Although he didn't hold it against him, it made Tongtian look a bit embarrassed when he almost couldn't dodge, and Fang Cangwu clapped his hands beside the seal, thinking that he was incapable of fighting back when he was still an idiot.

Seeing this, Tongtian couldn't help but glance at Fang Cangwu, and couldn't help but ask: "What are you happy about?"

Fang Cangwu snorted, walked straight to the peacock egg and stepped on it.

"Don't be his apprentice, just be my ration!"

"Fried eggs, boiled eggs, steamed eggs, baked eggs, you choose."

Seeing that the peacock egg under his feet still wanted to move, Fang Cangwu increased his strength, but what he didn't expect was that the peacock egg cracked.

"Ahhhhhhhh, it's cracked! It's cracked!" Fang Cangwu's expression was terrified, he never expected that he would crack the peacock's egg.

Isn't their phoenix egg's defense max?Why was he stepped on?Thinking that the birds will regard the first person they see as their parents, Fang Cangwu's whole body is about to crack.

"Chirp."

The hatched Kong Xuan didn't call his mother, but pecked Fang Cangwu's foot.

"It hurts." Fang Cangwu wanted to cry.

Tong Tian at the side quickly supported Fang Cangwu, and then comforted him: "You didn't step on it, it was him who just broke the shell."

"Am I sad because I stepped on his eggshell?" Fang Cangwu said with red eyes, "I was pecked on the foot, okay?"

Hearing the words, Tong Tian couldn't help lowering his head to look at Fang Cangwu's feet. Boys always like to go barefoot, and this time is no exception, but this time there is a red and swollen spot on the feet that are as delicate as white jade. pity.

"Let you not wear shoes." Tong Tian couldn't help poking the little dragon in front of him.

Fang Cangwu sniffed, stared at the culprit who was staring at him and said, "What are you looking at? Be careful, I'll pull out your tail and put it in a vase."

Hearing this, the little red peacock wanted to fly over again, but was stopped by Tongtian.

"Won't the prince consider asking me to be his teacher? There are not many apprentices in the world who can bully Sanqing." Tong Tian said.

Fang Cangwu on the side snorted coldly when he heard the words.

In the end, the little red peacock opened his peas-big eyes and nodded after thinking about it. He only has the cultivation base of a golden immortal, and he naturally needs powerful protection in this prehistoric prehistoric world, and Tongtian in Sanqing is a good candidate, but It's a pity that Kong Xuan didn't know that Tongtian's Taoist companion was Fang Cangwu.

Kong Xuan nodded and quickly transformed into a human form. A little Douding in red appeared in front of Tongtian and Fang Cangwu, and then he bowed to Tongtian and said: "I have seen the master."

Tong Tian patted Kong Xuan's head, took out the heart-piercing lock he got from Luo Hu as a gift, then pointed to Fang Cangwu beside him and said, "That's my Taoist companion, according to the rules, you should call him... "

"Master!" Fang Cangwu hurriedly replied, and then looked at Kong Xuan with a smile, with an indescribably triumphant expression on his expression.

Kong Xuan heard that the whole bird was about to split apart. Zulong and Yuanfeng were obviously of the same generation, and as the parents and children of Zulong and Yuanfeng, they should also be of the same generation. Why did Fang Cangwu rise to a higher level?

In the end, Kong Xuan gritted his teeth and called Fang Cangwu, "Master."

Fang Cangwu was stunned, then took Tong Tian's hand and said: "I don't want it, I am the master."

"Master." Kong Xuan called out immediately.

"I'll pluck your tail hair again!" Fang Cangwu said angrily.

Tong Tian tried his best to hold back his laughter, and made Yuan Shi's mother scream so happily, now he knows how uncomfortable it is to be regarded as a teacher's wife.

"Just call, just call, just call!"

Fang Cangwu wanted to reach out to pluck the hair, but was stopped by Tongtian.

"What do you care about with the child?" Tong Tian persuaded.

Hearing the words, Fang Cangwu looked at Tong Tian pitifully and said, "It hasn't been long since I broke my shell!"

After finishing speaking, Fang Cangwu sucked his nose hard, the tears in his eyes could not be shed.

In the end, Tong Tian's heart was off, and he said to Kong Xuan: "You let him go."

Kong Xuan was stunned, looking at the dragon who was about to cry, is this okay?

On the other side, Zhunti and Yin, who were beaten so badly that they could stand up to a pig's head, suddenly felt something was wrong.

"No, the chance for the two of you and me is broken!" Jieying said in horror.

Zhunti naturally felt it too, and immediately rushed to the place where Kong Xuan was.

"You and I go to them to reason!"

In the cave, Kong Xuan finally compromised. Satisfied, Fang Cangwu walked out of the cave with Kong Xuan in his arms.

Then they met Zhunti who came hurriedly to pick them up, Fang Cangwu saw the two raised their eyebrows and the corners of their mouths.

"Where did this pig demon come from? It looks quite unique."

After finishing speaking, Fang Cangwu patted Kong Xuan in his arms and said, "Honey, take off their clothes for me, how can pigs wear human clothes."

As soon as the words fell, Zhunti rushed over to pick up and guide the two of them, only a pair of big underpants were left on their bodies.