The doomsday boss comes from a mental hospital!

Sunlight wanders in the water waves, and the light falling through the sea seems to have a trace of ripples in the waves.

Tang Ci said helplessly: "Do you have to do this?"

"uh-huh."

Tang Ci covered her head, feeling her head hurt even more.

He glanced at the two thin and white legs hanging down from the sofa. There were still shallow scars on them, but they were shallower than the scars on the arms. If you didn't look carefully, you couldn't see it at all.

He pursed his lips and opened the tool box, "I thought about it, I'd better draw on you directly, it's too painful to use a tattoo, and you are also very afraid of pain, aren't you?"

Meng Busan was lying on his back on the sofa at this time, his half-length and slightly curly hair spread out on the leather sofa like seaweed.

He was holding a mirror in his hand and applying lipstick to the mirror.

He opened his eyelids and glanced at Tang Ci, and said with a smile: "It's all right, I'm curious what you want to draw for me?"

Tang Ci looked up at him and asked gently, "What do you want?"

Meng Busan smiled, "Left green dragon, right white tiger, how about it?"

Tang Ci: "..."

The corner of his mouth twitched, "Okay, anything is fine, as long as you believe in my painting skills."

Meng Busan narrowed his eyes, looked at him, and said with a smile, "Forget it, just a green dragon will do."

Tang Ci stared at his scarred arm in the short-sleeved cheongsam.

He swallowed his sigh and said with a smile, "Okay, I will definitely draw it well."

"It's just..." Tang Ci hesitated to speak, "Do you really want to dress up like this and enter the proving ground?"

Short black silk cheongsam, black satin high-heeled shoes...Meng Busan wears it, and with his sickly face, he has the air of a widow.

"The widow..." Meng Busan raised the corners of his lips when he heard his complaint, "You guessed it right."

Tang Ci: "Huh? You really want to play the role of a widow? What are you planning?"

Meng Busan squinted his eyes, probably because of the make-up, his eyes were narrow and long, with the tails of his eyes raised up, giving him a feminine charm.

"I guess the world has its eyes on me, and my time is not the same as other people's time."

Tang Ci looked serious.

Ever since he got the "egg of time", he seems to have got time ptsd, and when he mentions this, his expression is extraordinarily serious.

Meng Busan: "Often I experience the interval of a trial field, and others have experienced several trials."

Holding a cup of tea, Lu Xiaomeng leaned against the door frame and said, "Isn't that good? Some people still hope to enter the trial field later, and to enter some trial fields less."

Meng Busan: "It's good to just go along with the situation and get by, but my goal is to leave here. If I don't let my level improve as soon as possible, how can I leave here faster?"

Meng Busan shook his head, "In the last trial, I pretended to be Yu Huaiyu, and this matter must have reached Yu Huaijin's ears. In the next trial, I will have to think about how to face Yu Huaijin. "

Lu Xiaomeng: "Will you?"

Meng Busan chuckled, "I've made the little pigeon so angry. If he doesn't work hard to convey the news, then he can become a saint."

Lu Xiaomeng was speechless, "Are you trying to annoy him on purpose?"

Meng Busan: "Of course, what else would I do with so much effort? To see how good he looks, and to tease him?"

Meng Busan looked at himself in the mirror, and slowly revealed a sly smile, "Since Yu Huaijin of No.9 can find me, so can the City of Gods."

"let me see……"

He flicked the button under his neck lightly with his fingers, his eyes were crazy, "... who will be the final winner."

Lu Xiaomeng: "Aren't you crazy? Ah no, I mean, you're only ranked 99th, but you're only L3, what are you going to do to challenge those L4 masters?"

Meng Busan opened his lips and smiled, "As the so-called wealth and wealth are sought after insurance, they may have resources in their hands to help us upgrade quickly, and only by colliding with high-level people can we know more information and make sufficient preparations." Prepare."

"What's more, I can't wait to go out."

Tang Ci looked at Meng Busan and said softly, "Since you want to go out and see your brother with your own eyes, you must live on, right?"

He seemed to be cautiously probing.

Meng Busan glanced at him casually, "That's natural."

Tang Ci breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, I will cooperate with you."

Lu Xiaomeng tilted her head, "I hope your judgment is true, I'm also curious, how did you fool them?"

Meng Busan put his fingertips on his lips, nodded slightly to her, and showed a cold smile.

"Thank you sister for your concern, I'm fine."

His eyes fluttered, and his smile was sassy with a hint of sadness, almost bringing the image of a widow to life.

Lu Xiaomeng could hardly bear to swear.

With this kind of drama ability, anyone would be fooled!

Lu Xiaomeng happily put the tea aside, "Come, come, I'll help you put on your makeup and re-do your hair."

Tang Ci was painting on Meng Busan's arm, and Lu Xiaomeng was doing makeup for Meng Busan. The three of them didn't seem to be going to the training ground for the doomsday trial, but rather they seemed to be going out shopping in a group.

Whale probed his head to check the situation on board, and said, "Congratulations, congratulations, you are going to enter the trial ground today, how are you doing? Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

However, no one paid him any attention at all.

The whale stared blankly at Meng Busan's current appearance, and the electronic sound became frozen——

"You, you, you, you... this person... what a shame! How shameless!"

Meng Busan watched Tang Ci finish the last stroke, and smiled at the whale, "It's enough that the method is easy to use, what kind of method is it?"

The whale was heartbroken, "So, have you rushed on the path of perversion without hesitation?"

Meng Busan took out a pair of black stockings and slowly put them on to cover the scars on his legs.

Lu Xiaomeng rubbed her chin, staring at the stockings intently.

Then, her gaze fell on Meng Busan's face again.

Tang Ci was surprised.

No way?

Lu Xiaomeng wouldn't recognize it at this time, would he?

The whale looked expectantly.

Meng Busan put on the stockings calmly and asked her, "What are you looking at? Because I'm so good-looking?"

Lu Xiaomeng said suspiciously: "I don't know why, I always feel that you seem familiar..."

Tang Ci nervously licked her lower lip.

Meng Busan said slowly: "It's impossible, how could you see a second one for such a beautiful person as me?"

Lu Xiaomeng was so blocked by him that he couldn't speak.

"Ouch! Some people just think they're beautiful."

Meng Busan: "Don't believe me? Just wait and see."

He put on his high heels again and walked towards Lu Xiaomeng step by step.

He held back with one hand, raised Lu Xiaomeng's hand with the other, and bowed slightly.

Even though she was dressed as a woman, she didn't look awkward when she acted like a gentleman.

He bowed his head and kissed, actually on the back of his hand.

He raised his head and smiled, his beauty and heroism were compelling.

"My dear lady, please allow me to present you with a grand performance."

Lu Xiaomeng seemed to be captured, and did not make a sound for a long time.

It wasn't until Meng Busan let go of her hand that she suddenly shivered and took several steps back.

"you you you……"

Lu Xiaomeng held back for a long while, and could only say "You are really...unbelievable".

This kind of liar, you actually let him fill up his charm?World, world, do you feel that your life is too comfortable, and you have to find someone to make wind and rain and mentality for you!

Meng Busan bought another women's long-stem pipe with a slender stem, matching tobacco and a lighter.

With the mouthpiece in his mouth, he filled the tobacco and lit it.

He took a deep breath and exhaled a puff of white and thin smoke.

He pursed his lips and smiled, and licked the lipstick on his lips with the tip of his tongue, "Come on, let's get ready to go."

He rested his fingers on the tobacco rod, revealing the blue dragon pattern on his arm.

The green dragon coiled around her arms, from one arm to the other.

Lu Xiaomeng rubbed her cheeks and said with emotion: "It's over, I already have a premonition that the next proving ground will definitely be bloody again."

"Brother, you must take it easy, I don't want to meet Ji Xueya again, who is crazy about love."

Tang Ci, who knew the truth, was speechless. He was so uncomfortable that he could only look at Meng Busan condemningly.

Meng Busan grinned, narrowed his eyes and said, "Ah, don't worry, I'm an honest person."

Tang Ci and Lu Xiaomeng: "Bah!"

They don't believe it at all!

Even the whale on the side made a splash.

Meng Busan bit his cigarette holder, "Have you got everything ready? It's time for us to go."

Tang Ci and Lu Xiaomeng checked their equipment respectively, and after confirming that they were correct, they nodded to Meng Busan.

Meng Busan wrapped his arms around his chest and held a long-handled pipe in the other, smiling at the whale.

Whale goosebumps are coming out.

It sullenly said: "How did you know that you are going in today, and you actually prepared it in advance?"

Meng Busan smiled, "It's very simple, because you were too excited this morning, I knew when I thought about it, the day that can make you so happy must be my Good Friday, so today must be the day we entered the trial field day, right?"

The whale has nothing to say.

"As the co-author, you also know that you are not popular?"

Meng Busan tilted his head, pressed the cigarette holder to his cheek, and said softly: "For me, hate is the same as love, and hate makes me more excited!"

He showed a crazy smile, "Hate me more."

whale:"……"

If this goes on like this, the AI ​​will also be driven crazy by him!

The whale couldn't take it anymore, and suddenly made a gate appear in front of everyone.

"Let's go, let's go, I hope you don't come back again!"

Tang Ci's footsteps froze.

But Meng Busan smiled back and waved his hand at the whale, "I know you always like to talk irony. You love and hate me in your heart, but you don't want me to die early."

Whale: "My god, can you show some face, please? Don't you have a clue about what kind of person you are?"

Meng Busan turned around, held down the hem of the short cheongsam, and smiled sweetly at the whale.

"What kind of person am I?"

"Of course he's a cute little lunatic!"

After all, she just fell straight to the back of the door, not caring what was going on beyond the door.

Lu Xiaomeng let out a "Fuck", rushed over immediately, and followed him into the door.

Tang Ci was still wearing a white coat and a suit.

He reached the door and stopped again.

Tang Ci turned her head and stared at the whale coldly.

He said with a blank face: "I don't want to hear that kind of words in the future."

"Meng Busan doesn't care about his life or death, someone cares for him."

"If you dare to joke about this kind of thing again, then..."

He raised his chin, and a series of cold green codes flashed in his dark eyes.

"Although I can't deal with this world, I can at least format you."

The whale was so frightened that its tail almost curled up.

Tang Ci nodded slightly, and stepped into the door.

The whale looked at the place where the three disappeared, and murmured, "These are some crazy testers..."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-07-0501:40:19~2020-07-0601:18:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: I want to sleep with 1 Chu Wanning;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 9 bottles of Teresa; 7 bottles of MrXHHq;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!