The doomsday boss comes from a mental hospital!

"Fucking king..."

Lu Xiaomeng yelled loudly and rushed to the side of the boat.

Out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of Meng Busan's companion, Tang Ci, standing aside with his arms folded, with a familiar expression on his face.

Fart companion!

Can the companion still see death?Although Meng Busan is a little crazy...

No, wait!

Meng Busan... who the hell is this!

Lu Xiaomeng looked down the boat in surprise.

Below the boat, half of Meng Busan's body was still exposed above the water, looking at her with a smile.

Lu Xiaomeng: "..."

She dazedly said, "This...is the sea so shallow?"

Meng Busan snapped his fingers and said with a smile: "Of course not so shallow. The reason why I am so powerful is because I stand on the shoulders of giants."

Lu Xiaomeng: "..."

At this moment, he actually rose slowly from the water.

Lu Xiaomeng looked carefully, and saw that there was actually a real person in the water.

This is really standing on the shoulders of giants!

When the person on the water rose up, he was still an acquaintance.

Lu Xiaomeng asked in surprise: "Jonas? Why are you here?"

Lu Xiaomeng was secretly on guard.

Jonas smiled awkwardly but politely, "Pretty young lady, it's a pleasure to meet you again."

Meng Busan kicked his shoulder, "Stop talking nonsense, swim for me quickly."

Jonaspi smiled and said: "Brother, are you afraid that you have forgotten my skills?"

Meng Busan smiled and said: "I haven't forgotten it, I just know that you can't do whatever you want with such a heaven-defying skill, at least... there is a limit on the number of times, right?"

Jonas chuckled, "My good brother, you really like to deceive yourself."

Meng Busan stomped his head again.

A vein popped out of Jonas' forehead.

He raised his hands and grabbed Meng Busan's ankle tightly.

He smiled and said, "Brother, your life is in my hands now."

Meng Busan showed a sweet smile, "That's awesome, if you can kill me, I will thank you very much, but you also have to bear the consequences of killing me."

Jonas: "Consequences? What consequences? You're not really Yu Yuyu!"

Lu Xiaomeng finally found her own voice, "That's exactly what I want to say! Who are you?"

Meng Busan smiled slightly at Lu Xiaomeng, and said calmly: "But even though I'm not Yu Yuyu, do you think Yu Huaijin won't come to me?"

Jonas was taken aback.

Meng Busan said casually: "It's not the first time I've pretended to be Yu Yuyu, but if a practitioner reveals the news, do you think he won't come over to check it out himself?"

Jonas chuckled, "That's over, you've died here."

Meng Busan: "In that case, you can kill me."

"But you dare not."

"If you kill me with your own hands, you will degenerate into a monster in this trial ground."

"If I die in this trial ground, Yu Huaijin, who is crazy, will not let anyone in this trial ground go."

Meng Busan lowered his eyes and chuckled, "So, do you really dare to bet with me?"

"Just bet that after killing me, will you be worse than me?"

Jonas: "You..."

What an arrogant gambler!What a clever madman!

Jonas chuckled, "Do you think I will be threatened by you? If I don't do it, I can let you die under the hands of the NPC here."

"Also, do you think my appearance is the real me now?"

"Of course not."

Meng Busan squatted down, "Sure enough, your current image is fake, little pigeon."

"Crack."

The two heard the sound of loading.

Meng Busan and Jonas turned their heads to look at the same time, and saw that Lu Xiaomeng had loaded his shotgun.

She stepped on the ship's side, holding the shotgun in both hands, squinting one eye, and pointed the gun at Jonas.

Jonas chuckled, "Sister, your gun is useless to me. In this world, no one can hurt me. Moreover, I am the creator here."

Meng Busan stomped on his head again, "Don't listen to his nonsense, what he calls the world to protect himself is just putting a shell like bastard on his body."

Meng Busan stepped down again, "Maybe there are other uses in various environments, such as making it easier to float..."

Jonas' expression changed.

Meng Busan smiled and tap-danced on top of his head, "Ask me why I know, you see, I can stand so firmly because of his bastard."

Lu Xiaomeng suddenly realized.

She said that Meng Busan is not an acrobat, how could he stand so firmly on other people's shoulders.

Meng Busan said slowly: "He seems to be protected by a protective cover composed of several cubes..."

Before Meng Busan could finish speaking, Jonas suddenly glanced at the approaching ship not far away.

He smiled and said, "Goodbye, you're still a smart brother."

As he spoke, he suddenly rushed towards the women's boats.

He was full of joy and wanted to hand Meng Busan to those village girls.

Hee hee, brother has no way to attack those villagers, let's see what brother can do.

He had just run not far, when suddenly there was a violent cry behind him.

The howls of children resounded throughout the ocean under the impact of volcanic flames.

He immediately looked back.

Jonas' eyes widened.

I saw a rope extending from his side to the other side of the boat, and several children on the boat were all tied to this rope, and the other end of the rope was in Meng Busan's hands.

Just now he forced Meng Busan to run, but in fact he was also throwing the children on the boat down the boat.

Three children had fallen into the water by now, and there were four more in the boat.

They cried, struggled, and their faces were red.

Jonas' pupils shrank.

"you……"

Meng Busan suddenly shouted: "Hey, are you still going to catch them without a fight? You know, their lives are in the hands of our boss."

Jonas was taken aback.

Hey?

He raised his head and was looking at the hateful eyes of the women on board.

Meng Busan raised his eyebrows and smiled, "How about it? How do you choose?"

He tugged at the rope in his hand, "You can't lose money by stealing a chicken, but you can lose your wife if you lose your wife, tsk, you did a great job!"

The women shouted immediately; "You... aren't all the troubles caused by the money you brought!"

Meng Busan smiled and said: "I brought the money, but did I make you greedy? It was I who asked you to send children to approach me, hoping to take the opportunity to know the location of Treasure Island, and then sink the ship halfway, so that I can't help it." Instead of asking for help, I will take you to that island."

"Tsk tsk, now that your house has been stolen, you're killing your children instead of me. Are you still obsessed with it?"

"The home was stolen? What do you mean, this volcano...is it related to you?"

Meng Busan: "I don't have such a great ability, but our boss might be."

He pointed to Jonas under his feet, "He has the ability to change the world."

He looked calm and smiled arrogantly, "Otherwise, why did the volcano erupt as soon as we arrived?"

"Don't you think it's too coincidental?"

The women looked at Meng Busan and Jonas in surprise.

Jonas didn't know how to refute.

Yeah, what a fucking coincidence, the volcano erupted as soon as they arrived... Shit!Of course it's because they are the testers, and this is the testing ground!

But is it useful to tell women?

They are all NPCs, telling them that this is a proving ground is useless.

The women saw that there was no trace of water on Jonas' body, as if he was isolated from the water, and there seemed to be some transparent barrier on his body for his accomplices to step on it.

They were afraid of Jonas' methods and couldn't help being on guard.

Meng Busan smiled, "Hurry up and give us a boat, or..."

He tugged at the rope.

Jonas widened his eyes, "There are only a hundred NPCs here! Calm down!"

Meng Busan raised the corner of his mouth, "It turns out that you are also afraid."

Jonas gritted his teeth and showed a sunny smile, "Brother, you won't get points if you fail some trials, points will be deducted for failures in some trials, and you will die if you fail in some trials. Have you never been to a C-level proving ground? If you fail here, points will be deducted, and you will die if you lose all the points!"

Meng Busan was pleasantly surprised: "Wow, isn't that great?"

Meng Busan stared at Jonas with a smile, and said softly, "I'm not afraid of death, are you?"

Jonas; "..."

A lunatic like him is also afraid of such a desperate lunatic!

Jonas gritted his teeth, "You are really good, why are you not afraid of my ability at all."

Meng Busan: "Because, I guess, you only have one ability left."

Jonas' pupils shrank.

Meng Busan raised the corner of his mouth, "It seems that I guessed it right."

"How lucky!"

Jonas didn't know how this guy deduced it. Even if this guy wasn't No.9 Yu Yuyu, he would reach that position sooner or later, right?

Meng Busan suddenly turned the bracelet on his hand into a gun and fired a shot at the wooden boat.

Everyone on and off the boat was taken aback.

Meng Busan tilted his head, "Hurry up, our boss has a bad temper."

Jonas: "..."

I'm so good-tempered that I let you step on top of my head.

The women immediately gave them a boat.

Meng Busan stepped on Jonas's head, "Let's go, let's get on the boat, boss."

Jonas: "You fucking call me the boss, so have you done something to respect the boss?"

Meng Busan tilted his head, smiled and said: "Then... the boss's head is really easy to step on."

Jonas rolled his eyes.

Do I want you to praise me like that?

Jonas: "You..."

He laughed lowly, "Very well, you have provoked me, I will definitely watch you suffer, and I will definitely let Yu Huaijin find you!"

Meng Bu's eyes flickered.

Like a dolphin popping a balloon, Jonas stood up and jumped up.

Meng Busan stepped on the side of the boat calmly, then kicked Jonas, who was about to board the boat, into the sea with a kick with his heel.

Jonas exposed half of his head and stared at him angrily.

Meng Busan raised his chin and raised the rope in his hand, "Go and save people, one hundred of them, but not one less."

Jonas: "So why the hell can't you let the rope down?"

Meng Busan: "If it's later, we're really going to be over."

It's really crazy and I'm afraid of dying.

Jonas simply went into the sea to catch people.

He didn't understand why he was so obedient and why he was threatened by him.

So angry!

When Jonas finished catching the children and was about to board the boat, he was stabbed down again by Meng Busan with his oar.

He slapped the surface of the water hard, "You can do it to my face?!"

He is in the state of a beautiful boy now!

Meng Busan rubbed his cheek with the tip of the gun, "I can do it to my face, let alone yours."

"Go, there are two more!"

Jonas: "Don't go too far, your teammates can swim by themselves."

Meng Busan put the gun barrel in his mouth, and gave Jonas a nasty smile.

Jonas: "Are you crazy? You threaten me with yourself?"

Meng Busan raised his eyebrows.

Jonas: "I don't..."

Meng Busan pressed the trigger.

"Grass! Don't!"

However, nothing happened.

Meng Busan smiled and said: "Aha, I'm sorry, I forgot to open the insurance, I must pay attention next time, I must pay attention."

Jonas only felt that his heart was about to stop suddenly.

With a gloomy face, he said angrily, "What did you do to me?"

Meng Busan smiled, "Did it work? I tricked you."

Jonas: "Huh?"

Meng Busan tilted his head, "Have you heard of the same life and death Gu?"

"I'm dead, and you can't live, that's why you care so much about me."

Jonas was stunned for a while, and secretly cursed "grass".

The author has something to say: Meng Busan's mouth is a deceiving ghost.

What's even more frightening is that this liar also has his own favorability with others~

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感谢在2020-06-2820:58:23~2020-06-2922:40:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Civil Affairs Bureau, No. 1 District 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 17713 bottles; QAQ1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!