The doomsday boss comes from a mental hospital!

The child was stunned by Meng Busan's coquettish operation.

The last kid wanted to run, but just climbed onto the side of the boat and tried to jump down, but found that he was hanging by the side of the boat and couldn’t move.

He turned his head in a daze, and saw Meng Busan was holding his back skirt, staring at him with a smile.

The child burst into tears with a "wow".

"You big liar, put down my brother!"

"Yeah, if you don't let him go, we won't let you go!"

Meng Busan tilted his head, looked at the children who threatened him, and smiled like a wolf grandmother, "What big talk are you talking about? You can't even untie the rope, and you are still talking harshly at me?"

"You...you...my parents won't let you go!"

Meng Busan nodded seriously, "It's much better to speak harshly this time, but whether I let you go or not, your parents will be rude to me, so why should I let you go? After all, you But my talisman!"

If he is likable, he is really likable, but if he is bullying, he is really hateful!

"Wow! You big villain, you bully children!"

Several children were forced to cry by him, and they all cried in high or low voices.

Lu Xiaomeng frowned, looking unbearable, she was just about to say something, when Meng Busan suddenly had tears rolling in her eyes.

With a "wow", he lay down in the cabin with tears all over his face.

He rolled all over the ground in the stagnant water, crying loudly.

The children were all stunned by his actions, they even forgot to cry, they all watched him rolling all over the floor, crying with tears all over their faces.

Tang Ci was taken aback, "Meng...ah, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Xiaomeng approached cautiously, "What's the matter with you? Don't cry, there is no obstacle you can't get over."

She had never seen such a cunning person cry like this.

Tang Ci looked at Meng Busan, and suddenly thought: Could it be...

Meng Busan suddenly removed his hand covering his face, blinked his eyes, and looked at Lu Xiaomeng who was bending over to check his situation.

Seeing him staring directly at her, Lu Xiaomeng was startled.

"you……"

Meng Busan sat up against the side of the boat, combed his hair, and put his hands on the side of the boat.

He smiled and said: "Why do children have everything when they cry and make trouble? When it comes to crying and making trouble, I am no worse than you!"

Kids:"……"

Tang Ci: "..."

Lu Xiaomeng: "..."

Where did this mental illness come from!

The child stared at Meng Busan, not knowing what to say.

The oldest child couldn't help but spit, "You're so shameless, are you still an adult?"

Meng Busan shook his legs, and said nonchalantly: "Who said that adults have to be shameless? Is it true that children can be shameless casually, but adults have to be shameless? I don't."

Lu Xiaomeng rubbed her forehead, "You can do it, hurry up and do serious things, what are you messing with children!"

Meng Busan shrugged, "Even if I'm a child, I won't admit defeat."

Lu Xiaomeng has nothing to do with the serious and childish Meng Busan.

Fortunately, Meng Busan returned to normal soon.

He stepped on the side of the boat, covered his eyes with his hands, and looked into the distance.

After watching for a while, he suddenly smiled, "It's not too late for them to finally catch up."

"If you want to see the situation before deciding what to do, you have to see what the situation is."

Lu Xiaomeng froze for a moment, "You mean...they want to go back on their word?"

Meng Busan smiled, "It's not about repentance, it's just a common hesitation of human beings. They may think that I will be taken as the first bird if they follow up immediately, but they don't know that I will dig a hole for them by following up late."

Lu Xiaomeng and Tang Ci immediately looked in the direction of his gaze.

The volcanic ash kept falling above the boats that arrived late, and the bottom of the boats was still chasing the erupting volcano, while in front of them were the pirate ships and women who were halfway chasing Meng Busan and the others. boat.

Lu Xiaomeng let out a "fuck".

Those who wait and see for a while are really miserable!It's like a wolf in the front and a tiger in the back!

Lu Xiaomeng took a false look at Meng Busan.

If she hadn't teamed up with him from the beginning and had no choice but to get on his pirate ship, if she had to keep following him, she might end up in the same situation as those people, and maybe she would be in a wait-and-see state at this time , thus falling into his trap, and was tricked by him once.

Lu Xiaomeng rubbed her temples.

This man is really crazy and smart, it is hard to guard against.

Lu Xiaomeng couldn't help but said: "What are you cheating on them, it's not human nature."

Meng Busan nodded, "I can understand."

He smiled, "...but it's unacceptable."

"If you choose to believe in me, you have to go all the way to the dark. Hesitating halfway is tantamount to betrayal."

Lu Xiaomeng stared at him and sighed silently in her heart.

A person's choice of behavior has a lot to do with the environment in which he grew up. I don't know in what environment he developed such a paranoid temperament.

She didn't understand, so she couldn't make a judgment, let alone blame anything.

Meng Busan smiled and said: "Don't worry, nothing will happen. Although those people are pirates, they are just ordinary people."

Meng Busan hooked his fingers and said disappointedly: "Why is there exactly one hundred? I just want to see what color the NPC Brainer is in the C-level proving ground."

Lu Xiaomeng: "What's wrong with the extra one? Can you still kill it?"

Meng Busan glanced at her with a half-smile.

Lu Xiaomeng was startled, "Fuck, maybe you can really do it, you crazy."

"You have to think clearly, there are only a hundred people here, no less."

She subconsciously glanced at the children.

The children were also frightened by Meng Busan. They huddled together one by one, like quails warming each other, not daring to move at will.

Meng Busan smacked his lips, "Yes, it can't be less."

He looks like the wolf grandmother in the story.

……

Soon, they saw that the testers were blocked by the pirate ship.

From a distance, Meng Busan and the others only saw that the testers seemed to want to communicate with the people on the pirate ship, but they didn't know what the people on the pirate ship said, and the two sides were at a stalemate.

Meng Busan stretched out his hand to the children, "Take it out."

The older child flinched, "What are you going to do again?"

Meng Busan said calmly: "Rob!"

child:"……"

A child broke down and said: "You have to be ashamed! Didn't you let us carry the food on board? We don't have any food, and you still ask us what we want!"

Meng Busan tilted his head, "I guess you must still have sugar in your pockets, take it out quickly, anyway, after a while you soak in the water, it will melt, so you might as well give it to me."

The child said angrily: "Even if it is melted, I won't give it to you."

"Oh."

Meng Busan glanced at the ankle-deep water, sat on the side of the boat, crossed his legs and said, "Then I'll let you melt in the water with the sugar."

Meng Busan smiled, "Do you want to give it?"

you are vicious!

"We...give it to you." They bowed their heads.

The children who were robbed of the last candy were like young seedlings without water, with their heads drooping, dejected, and losing their fighting spirit.

Lu Xiaomeng really couldn't stand it, "Why are you always competing with these children?"

With a lollipop in his mouth, Meng Busan said vaguely, "I'm teaching them the principles of life."

Lu Xiaomeng raised her eyebrows, "What's the point?"

Meng Busan: "The big fist is the last word, 'the winner is the king, and the loser is the bandit'."

Lu Xiaomeng: "..."

He propped his chin with one hand, and blinked at Lu Xiaomeng, as if to say "Don't worry, I have a plan in mind".

Lu Xiaomeng breathed a sigh of relief... What the hell!

Does this guy really have a plan?

After a while, the trailing trainees seemed to have reached an agreement with the pirates, and began to board the pirates' ship.

Meng Busan let out a breath slowly, "Okay, it's finally settled."

Lu Xiaomeng: "You... why are you so happy? Doesn't this mean that the pit you designed for them is useless?"

Meng Busan smiled at her, "Of course it's because I used them as tools from the beginning. My trick is called throwing stones and asking for directions. After all...my skills are not offensive skills. If you go head-to-head with pirates, they are more useful. "

"Although they don't want to be the first bird, in the final analysis, they are still my first bird."

"Oh, there's no way, it's all their own choice."

Lu Xiaomeng and Tang Ci finally understood what kind of drama he had arranged for those testers.

Tang Ci said with emotion: "In the final analysis, they are still your tools!"

Meng Busan borrowed the weakness of human nature and deliberately let those people bump into pirates.

He told those testers before that there are only 100 people here including women and children on the pirate ship, so that they can't kill any pirates at will, and because they met the pirates, they had to find a way to deal with the pirates, and let the pirates listen to them.

Fuck, isn't this just that Meng Busan has designed a big stage to control the overall situation, but he can enjoy the benefits of the fisherman without any effort?

Tang Ci: "You...you are really out of your mind."

Why doesn't he have such a brain as an artificial human!

Lu Xiaomeng looked at Tang Ci, frowned and said, "You and him... you... seem to be very familiar?"

Tang Ci was startled, he accidentally showed his feet just now.

Tang Ci didn't speak.

But Meng Busan seemed to have thought of something, nodded readily and said, "Because we were originally companions."

Lu Xiaomeng was stunned, "Huh?"

Lu Xiaomeng couldn't help but said: "For what purpose did you give up your brother and choose such a... a tester who has no title but only L2 level!"

Lu Xiaomeng said "You're crazy".

Tang Ci scratched his cheek.

Meng Busan glanced at Tang Ci, rested his chin with one hand, and thought about it: "If you want to ask why, it's probably because...other people are fine."

Lu Xiaomeng was speechless.

Meng Busan said with a smile: "I'm relatively bad-tempered, so he can bear it."

Lu Xiaomeng murmured softly: "You also know that your temper even dislikes your brother..."

Meng Busan smiled: "Huh? What did you say?"

Lu Xiaomeng: "No, nothing."

Lu Xiaomeng: "Could it be that your ranking dropped because you separated from your brother?"

Lu Xiaomeng was already speechless.

She turned her head sideways to look in the direction of the eruption, and suddenly shivered.

She seemed to think of something, and immediately looked at Meng Busan again.

"You won't tell me the truth for no reason, what do you want to do to me?"

Meng Busan sat on the side of the boat, and the volcanic ash in the sky fell down one after another.

He tilted his head and smiled, and said softly: "You are so amazing, you can guess what I'm thinking right away."

"Oh, you are also a good person."

Lu Xiaomeng: "..."

"So, do you want to get on my boat?"

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感谢在2020-06-2620:04:59~2020-06-2722:36:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Ling Yao 2;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: QAQ1 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!