The doomsday boss comes from a mental hospital!

"elder brother--"

"elder brother!"

The seven children walked around Meng Busan, looking at him pitifully.

Meng Busan raised his hand, "Do you want it?"

The child who was about to drool couldn't help nodding.

Meng Busan narrowed his eyes, "Then you will recognize me as the boss in the future, and I will give you endless candies."

The leading child hesitated and said, "Is what you said true?"

Meng Busan smiled and said: "Of course, I never lie."

"Follow my boss, you will not only have countless candies to eat, but also a whole island of gold, silver and jewelry."

The leading child froze for a moment, "Really, really?"

Meng Busan took out a gold bracelet that had not been handed out, and waved it in front of everyone.

The children all yelled "Wow".

"Get ready recently, I want to take you on an adventure together, don't you want to be the first to find the island full of candy and gold and silver jewels?"

Meng Busan knelt down and said with a smile, "Pirates are going to have some adventures!"

"Anyone who doesn't go is a coward who wants to pee his pants every night."

He stretched out a finger and scratched his cheek, "Oh, how embarrassing."

The child was frightened by his statement.

Peeing your pants or something... This curse is too vicious!

"Okay, let's go! We are not afraid!"

"Yes, who is afraid, who is afraid that whoever is a puppy, if you don't go, you will pee your pants."

"exactly!"

The children talked a lot, and decided to follow Meng Busan to make a living.

Meng Busan narrowed one eye and stretched out a little finger, "Pull the hook, promise!"

"The hook is the hook!"

He pulled the hook with the other seven children separately, and told them not to tell the adults, whoever told the adults would be a betrayer among the children.

The little faces of the children were tense and solemn.

Only the youngest child seemed frightened, pursed his mouth, and looked around.

Meng Busan smiled with interest, "I'm looking forward to your performance."

After making an agreement with the children, he asked them to secretly transport some supplies to a place with a ship in the port within five days, and they were going to set off on the fifth day.

The children patted their little chests for assurance.

After they discussed everything, they "returned to their respective homes and found their respective mothers".

Meng Busan sat cross-legged on the bed in the room, took out the snacks hidden by the child and ate them.

After an unknown amount of time, a small voice sounded——

"Brother, so you are here."

Meng Busan raised the corners of his mouth, looked out of the window, and saw the little pigeon Jonas knocking on the window with a smile.

Meng Busan moved to the window, "Why are you here?"

Jonas tilted his head and said sweetly, "I think my brother will be lonely, so I want to come and accompany him."

Meng Busan jumped onto the window sill, licking sunflower seeds in his mouth, crossed his legs, and leaned against the window to look at him.

"Well, I'm so lonely."

The corner of Jonas' mouth twitched, "Haha, I didn't expect my brother to have a good life."

Meng Busan: "This is all thanks to someone."

Jonas: "Hey? What does brother mean!"

He scratched the back of his head, smiling like sunshine with a spoonful of honey.

Meng Busan tapped the glass with the back of his head, "Honey, you will know, brother likes you so much."

"Because seeing you is like seeing myself in the state of a rough house."

Jonas: "..."

Meng Busan put his finger on the glass, and pointed in the direction of Jonas' eyebrows.

Jonas tilted his head, just avoiding the direction his finger was pointing.

Meng Busan shrugged and didn't do anything else.

Jonas stared at him deeply, "Won't brother ask about that sister's situation?"

Meng Busan: "There is nothing to ask, she is quite enlightened, and she is much more useful than me."

Jonas: "Brother, don't say that about yourself, brother is quite powerful."

"After all, my brother is Yu Yuyu."

He blinked, "This is the first time I know what Yu Zhuyu looks like. If his brother finds out, his brother should like you to death, right?"

This means that it is already a showdown.

Meng Busan chuckled, "Little Pigeon, have you revealed your secrets?"

Jonas sighed, "Really, what is Brother Dian Po doing at this time, I obviously like Brother very much, and I don't want to target Brother at all."

Meng Busan: "Do you think I believe it? You gave me a big gift as soon as you came."

"Hey?"

Meng Busan: "Still pretending to be stupid? I was hiding behind a tree but I didn't touch anything. Couldn't that inexplicable stone be a man-made product?"

Jonas laughed softly.

"and also……"

Meng Busan turned around completely and stared straight at Jonas, "You changed this island, right?"

Jonas put his arms on the window sill outside, looking up at Meng Busan like a good boy listening to class.

He looked at Meng Busan and smiled, and the smile became bigger and bigger, "Hehehe...haha...you actually noticed it?"

He leaned forward suddenly, "Why did you notice it?"

Meng Busan also lowered his head.

The two were separated by a glass window, with their foreheads on both sides of the glass, staring closely into each other's eyes.

"Probably because I'm crazy, so I'm more sensitive than others."

Meng Busan raised the corner of his mouth, "Could it be that you still think your skills are flawless? It's just an ordinary fishing village, but under your interference, it has become a pirate village. You raise the difficulty yourself. What do you think?"

Jonas smiled and said, "Probably because it's very interesting, brother, I'm playing a game with you."

Meng Busan nodded, "It's really interesting...shit!"

He pointed his finger at Jonas like a gun.

Meng Busan narrowed his eyes, "I only like playing with others, but I don't like others playing with me."

Jonas smiled brightly, "Ah, I'm really sorry, what will my brother do to me? With a gun?"

Meng Busan: "Yes——"

He drew out his voice and slammed the trigger.

At this moment, a gun suddenly appeared in his hand, and the muzzle bullets sprayed out, but suddenly stopped in the air when it was about to touch the glass, as if its time was frozen in the air.

Jonas: "Oh, it's a pity I can't hit it."

He smiled very cutely, "I really didn't expect that you would actually dare to kill the tester."

Meng Busan: "I'm a lunatic, when have you seen a lunatic obey the rules? Rules are made to be broken!"

Jonas' eyes were full of smiles, "I really like you more and more."

He raised his eyebrows, "For the sake of your hard work, I'll let you take a look at my skills."

After finishing speaking, he withdrew his hands, and a book and a quill appeared in both hands.

There is also a title above his head - playwright.

Jonas smiled cutely, "I'm the one with the script in my hand, and the first rule I set for this proving ground is that you can't hurt me."

"Isn't it interesting?"

Meng Busan let go of the gun in his hand, and the gun turned into a bracelet and landed on his wrist again. The long chain swung down and hit the glass with a "da da da".

He clamped his two fingers together and caught the bullet that couldn't hurt Jonas.

He smiled broadly. "That's funny."

Jonas tilted his head, "I'm sorry, I admit that I used the script on you, and that's because you are so cute, I can't help but want to pamper you, don't you mind?"

Meng Busan watched him with a smile.

Jonas: "Also, I might as well tell you that I have indeed met Yu Yuyu himself, as well as his elder brother."

He grinned, "Yu Zhuyu died completely in the trial field, and his brother went crazy, guess what he would do if he knew there was a fake of his brother here? "

"Wow, just thinking about it makes me excited."

"I'm looking forward to it. I really can't help but tell Yu Huaijin the news."

While talking, Jonas smiled even brighter, but his eyes did not leave Meng Busan for a moment.

Meng Busan raised his hand with the bracelet high, staring at the dangling extra chain of the bracelet, like a cat staring at the pendulum.

He smiled and said, "Do you want to tell him? That would be great. My purpose is to arouse his idea. I didn't expect it to be achieved so soon."

"Thank you, little pigeon."

Jonas's smile stopped suddenly, and he looked at Meng Busan, as if judging the truth of his words.

Jonas's entire face was pressed against the window, and his blue eyes almost swallowed Meng Busan.

"You are very similar to me. I really love you so much. I hope to see you again in the future. Don't die so easily."

Jonas smiled, then raised his hand and tapped the glass.

Meng Busan raised his head subconsciously.

Suddenly he leaned over the window and licked it with his tongue.

Meng Busan tilted his head, "Wow, don't you think it's dirty? Tsk tsk, I'm not as unhygienic as you, so be careful when you go back and have diarrhea."

Jonas grinned.

You just tell me this? !

Jonas raised the book in his hand and wrote and drew on it with a pen.

"I'll give you another gift, dear, fate will let us meet again."

Meng Busan shrugged nonchalantly with his melon seeds in his mouth, "We'll drink pigeon soup when we meet again."

Jonas smiled and left the yard.

……

On the penultimate day, something seemed to have happened in the village. The screams of women and the cries of children intertwined.

Later, Meng Busan saw his two children who were borrowing from the house had their buttocks swollen from beatings, and they limped back to the room, and the door was locked from the outside.

Meng Busan was lying on the bed with his legs crossed, looking up at the comic book, with a piece of beef jerky in his mouth.

The child cried, "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo——"

His brother said irritably, "Why are you crying? It's just being beaten a few times!"

"No, no!" The child sobbed, pointing at Meng Busan and complaining, "He ate my last pack of beef jerky."

Meng Busan didn't even raise his head to look at him, "Oh, then this is really a sad story."

Two children: "..."

Damn, there are such shameless people!

The older child looked at Meng Busan, and then at the younger child, "Okay, when I have money, I won't be able to eat anything."

The older child sniffed, "Brother, can you go to sea earlier? I really can't bear it anymore."

Meng Bu didn't move his head away, and asked slowly, "What's the matter?"

The child sobbed and said, "The grown-ups framed us for stealing things, it's too hateful, we obviously didn't do it!"

Meng Busan: "Oh?"

Older child: "It's too arbitrary to think that we did it just because the candy wrappers were left on the scene. That's how adults are!"