The doomsday boss comes from a mental hospital!

The sea breeze blew the leaves and made a "swish" sound, and the swaying shadows scratched everyone's faces.

Meng Busan bent down and put his face in front of Jonas with blond hair and blue eyes.

Jonas shook his shoulders and took a step back.

He scratched his cheek and showed an innocent and lovely smile to Meng Busan, "Brother? What's the matter?"

Meng Busan frowned, imitating Jonas's smile, "No, I just thought of what Jonas meant."

Shi Shixiang asked curiously: "What does it mean? Is there anything special about this foreign name?"

Meng Busan: "Doesn't Jonas mean dove in Hebrew?"

He winked at Jonas, "Hello, Pigeon."

Jonas pursed his lips and smiled, his long eyelashes trembling.

"Speaking of which, mentioning pigeons reminds me..."

He looked into Jonas's eyes, and suddenly stopped talking, "Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk about it."

He stood up and looked at Shi Shixiang, "Have you seen the mission requirements?"

Shi Shixiang flattered: "I see, I see, brother, what do you think we should do? I think we can drug them. My skills can make poisons, drugs, etc., and just put them in their water sources. "

Meng Busan folded his arms and said bluntly: "This is a stupid idea."

The smile on Shi Shixiang's face froze for a moment, and he said kindly, "How do you say it?"

"I want to take the medicine... where do you want to take it?"

Shi Shixiang: "I just fell into the well last time..."

Meng Busan: "Assuming there is a well on the island, what happens after the medicine is poured out?"

Shi Shixiang: "Uh... Find a safe place and put them all in."

Meng Busan stretched out a finger, "I just want to ask you a question."

"what?"

"Once the volcano erupts? What will these people do?"

Shi Shixiang: "..."

Meng Busan: "Perhaps you think that safe house can resist magma?"

"Okay, even if it can withstand the magma, the volcanic mud will flood the whole house?"

Shi Shixiang faltered, "Then...then save them all?"

Meng Busan smiled, "Very good."

Shi Shixiang heaved a sigh of relief, and rubbed the back of his head with a smile, "Haha, I'm quite thoughtful."

Meng Busan: "Thoughtty ass! Guess who is going to fight against those one hundred people? Where is the resistance going? Is there a boat? Even if there is a boat, it is still a problem to transport a hundred people. Even if it can be transported, then once The whole island is submerged? Are we wandering around with a hundred unconscious, half-dead?"

Shi Shixiang was about to scratch his hair off, "What a fucking trouble!"

Meng Busan glanced at him coolly, "So, how did you pass the previous trial field? I doubt it."

Shi Shixiang: "Just... just rely on strength to pass the level."

Meng Busan: "What about the evaluation?"

Shi Shixiang whispered: "C...C level."

Meng Busan frowned, "It turns out that the evaluation of this trial field is still below S level?"

Shi Shixiang's eyes widened, "Ah... there are still S-level ones?"

Meng Busan chuckled, "You really passed the test with your strength!"

Shi Shixiang's face was red, and he dared not say more.

Meng Busan rubbed his shoulders and smiled arrogantly, "Let's go, you are lucky to meet me, I will take you to lie down and win."

Shi Shixiang's eyes were burning, "That's great!"

Meng Busan tilted his head, "You won't choose the wrong person."

He stretched out his hand upwards and snapped his fingers with a "snap".

Both Shi Shixiang and Jonas showed puzzled expressions.

At this time, there was another sound of "Xixisuosuo" in the grass.

A heroic woman with a shotgun came out.

She tilted her head towards the two of them and smiled.

"Snapped!"

Meng Busan snapped his fingers again, attracting the attention of the three of them.

He looked at Shi Shixiang with a half-smile, "If you don't make the right choice, I'll get rid of you first. Alas, you are so lucky."

Shi Shixiang was stunned, and for a moment, his back was soaked with sweat.

He was already No.9, and when he met him, this L3 actually had to hide his hand, this person is too cunning!

Shi Shixiang was so impressed that he didn't dare to have other ideas.

Meng Busan laughed loudly, patted him on the shoulder, then turned around and extended his hand to Jonas.

"My dear little pigeon, come on, my brother will take you home."

Lu Xiaomeng looked disgusted, "You look like a pervert."

Jonas didn't seem to notice it at all, and raised a happy and lovely smile, "Okay, thank you brother."

He held Meng Busan's palm.

Meng Busan clenched his hand tightly and let out a low laugh.

Jonas looked at him suspiciously, "Brother, what's the matter?"

Meng Busan's smile grew bigger and bigger, "It's nothing, I just think, I'm really a lunatic."

Jonas looked confused.

Meng Busan held his hand, with a very gentle smile, "How could I be willing to hold someone else's hand in the past, because every time I hold something, I want to break it."

His subordinates worked extra hard, "Besides, I don't respect the old and the young at all, especially in such a dangerous place."

He tilted his head and looked at Jonas with a creepy look, "So, why? Why am I so special to you, you know?"

Jonas smiled brightly, "Brother, I don't know."

Meng Busan said slowly: "Very well, I will let you know."

"Because of you, I feel that my personality has begun to change again, and I can't control myself to do things that are not in my plan. Alas, this is a symptom of another personality in the past."

Jonas looked at Meng Busan intently with his pale blue eyes, and he sighed, "My brother is so pitiful."

He took Meng Busan's hand with both hands, put it to his mouth and blew gently.

He tilted his head and said with a smile, "How about this? Will my brother feel better?"

Meng Busan led him forward, because he stopped to chat with Jonas, and Lu Xiaomeng had already led Shi Shixiang forward.

"What? Do you think this will make me feel better?" Meng Busan looked at him with a half-smile.

Jonas followed Meng Busan's footsteps, bouncing forward, "Well, when I was injured and uncomfortable, my mother would just blow me off."

He smiled brightly and brightly, "I like that my brother can get better, because my brother is a good person."

A distorted smile appeared on Meng Busan's face, one side of his face seemed to be gentle, while the other half was full of malice.

"Really? But, sorry, I'm not a good person at all."

Jonas smiled unchanged.

"Oh." He sighed cutely, and held Meng Busan's hand, "My brother is acting like a baby to me, okay, okay, I don't mind, I will always be with my brother."

He is so sweet and sweet like a little angel.

However, Meng Busan watched him indifferently with a gratified expression.

Jonas shook his hands and followed his footsteps, humming a cheerful song.

When the two caught up with the two in front, Lu Xiaomeng quickly looked back at Meng Busan and asked if he was all right.

Meng Busan shook his head.

……

The four of them walked for a while and heard very lively voices.

The four of them unanimously lowered their footsteps and approached slowly.

Across a forest, they saw a village over there. There were quite a few people in the village, bustling with people, but most of them were women and children. They didn't know where all the men went.

They wore white robes, like the traditional costumes of the residents here.

Meng Busan rubbed his chin with his fingers, raised his elbow suddenly, and slapped Shi Shixiang beside him.

Shi Shixiang looked at him in confusion.

Meng Busan stretched out his hand, "Take it out."

Shi Shixiang's eyes widened, and he said repeatedly: "Brother, I really didn't steal supplies, really!"

Meng Busan glanced at him, "Who told you this, I want you to give me your jewelry."

Shi Shixiang hugged his arms, his face full of pain.

Meng Busan smiled, "It hurts, doesn't it? Shall I really let you hurt?"

Shi Shixiang was dumbfounded.

Fuck, are you still human?

"Crack."

The back of Shi Shixiang's head was blocked by the muzzle of a gun.

He was about to cry.

Are you a tester?You guys are obviously male and female thieves!

Lu Xiaomeng said lightly: "This thing is valuable in reality, but it is worthless in the trial field. If you exchange it on the boat, you can exchange one point for a jewelry box."

Shi Shixiang said in grief and indignation: "You know it too! Then why don't you take your own, it's all me..."

Meng Busan raised his foot abruptly.

Shi Shixiang took a step back subconsciously, and panicked: "Okay, okay, you all take it away, brother, big brother, if you have something to say, talk about it, this thing is not so valuable."

He tried his best to raise a flattering smile at Meng Busan.

He was really afraid of the title on this man's head!

Why does this person want to "tit for tat three times", what does his skill have to do with it?

The unknown is always more frightening.

Meng Busan smiled and said, "Oh, what are you afraid of? My trouser legs are just dirty, and I just patted the ashes."

As he spoke, he really dusted off the dust with his hands.

The corner of Shi Shixiang's mouth twitched.

I believe you asshole!

In grief, he took off all the jewelry on his body and handed it to Meng Busan.

Jonas stood aside and asked curiously, "Brother, what are you doing?"

Meng Busan took off his white coat, quickly folded it into a bag, put all the jewels in it, and carried the bag on his back.

He lazily said, "Have you never heard of such a story? A young peddler went to sell goods in a village, and ended up abducting a village woman."

Lu Xiaomeng stepped on him.

Meng Busan raised his foot slowly, avoiding her attack just in time.

He made a golden rooster independent shape, "Hey, I can't step on it."

Lu Xiaomeng: "..."

She gritted her teeth and said, "Don't talk nonsense, you will spoil the children."

Meng Busan chuckled, "I hope he is really a child, let's go, brothers!"

He waved his hand at several people, turned around, and walked into the village in a fair manner.

The author has something to say: Meng Busan, the little lunatic who runs the train with his mouth full and starts to go crazy again~

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感谢在2020-06-1622:39:50~2020-06-1722:20:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Qingxichuan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!