monster town

Yu Dongdong felt that Feng Feng was really strange, and he kept asking him these strange questions recently.Not only was the question strange, but also his words and deeds were also strange, because the next morning, Yu Dongdong actually saw Feng Feng bring a bouquet of flowers over!

I don't know where the flowers were picked. There are quite a few of them. The color is fresh and dewy. The petiole has also been carefully trimmed.Yu Dongdong thought in his heart that he couldn't see that the mayor still liked flowers, but seeing him bring flowers and throwing them on the table casually, with such a merciless appearance, Yu Dongdong felt that he had guessed wrong.

It would be a waste to place the flowers like that, so Yu Dongdong found a bottle and put it in, and put it on the table.Then Yu Dongdong found that Bie Feng was addicted to picking flowers, and would bring a bouquet of flowers over every day, but every time he threw them on the table and asked him to clean them up.

Yu Dongdong had no trace of what Feng Feng was thinking, so he didn't bother to guess, as long as the other party was happy, anyway, looking at flowers could also adjust his mood.

But some people... no, there are monsters but they are not happy.

Wenniao Awen has been so angry recently!

In order to express his love to her husband Xiao Wu with flowers in a timely manner, Ah Wen found the flower seeds in person not long after he lived in the small town, and picked some of the most beautiful flowers to plant in the flower bed in the office. After taking good care of it, I managed to grow up healthy, and when the buds are about to bloom, I have been thieves one after another recently!The thief was elusive, and Ah Wen couldn't catch him no matter what, so he finally couldn't help but go to the small town police office to report the crime.

After several days of investigation, the puppet policemen of the firm finally locked on the target.

At that time, Yu Dongdong just replaced the flowers brought by Fengfeng, and when the angry Ah Wen, the helpless Xiao Wu and a group of police officers came to the door, they were still holding a bunch of flowers with their heads drooping in their hands—— What Xing Feng brought yesterday was ready to be thrown away. When Yu Dongdong saw them, he thought they came to him because of something they couldn't solve. He never expected that they were here to catch the flower pickers!

A Wen stared at the flowers in Yu Dongdong's hand, and screamed angrily: "These are the flowers I planted. I planned to pick these flowers yesterday. I didn't expect that when I got to the office, it and its brothers Like sisters, they were stolen by flower pickers again!"

Yu Dongdong embarrassingly hid the flowers behind him, and made a way for them to go in, let's talk after going in.

Feng Feng was still sitting on the sofa watching TV and masturbating the little leopard. When he saw Ah Wen and the others, although he heard their conversation at the door, he only glanced at them.

Ah Wen is not afraid of Fengfeng at all, so what about the mayor?The mayor can just steal the flowers that other people have worked so hard to grow?When the police officers were investigating, several monsters said that they had seen Feng Feng go to the administrator's house with flowers in his hands.

Awen jumped onto the coffee table in front of the sofa, raised his head and glared at Zhou Feng, raised one wing and pointed at Zhou Feng angrily, and asked angrily, "You stole my flowers?"

How could the mayor of Tangtang do such a shameful thing, Feng Feng said: "Steal? No, I picked it upright."

Feng Feng has been thinking about courtship skills. After knowing that "it is better to compare skills than big ones", he thinks that it is better to use two prongs, big is best, but he also needs skills.

He exudes thinking from Yu Dongdong's human perspective, knowing that many human beings like their partners to send them flowers.Every day when Feng Feng went to Yu Dongdong's house, he would pass by the office area. There was a row of flower beds without walls blocking them. The flowers in the flower beds were all ordinary flowers, and they were usually taken care of by puppets.When Zhou Feng passed by there every day, he would pick a few flowers that bloomed the largest, and then learn the courtship knowledge he found, trim the flower stalks clean, and then give it to Yu Dongdong.How could he have thought that this was picking Awen's flowers.

Feng Feng was so righteous and confident, but Ah Wen was pissed off. Ah Wen said angrily, "You flower picker is still so arrogant! I planted them all!"

"Those who don't know are innocent." Feng Feng has never been a good-tempered person, although it seems that he is indeed wrong in this matter.He thought about it carefully, and made a suggestion with a little sarcasm: "You should engrave your name on them, or put up a sign."

For example, "I planted this flower, idlers are not allowed to pick it by Wenniao Awen" and the like.

"You're such a bad guy!" Ah Wen was so angry that he flapped his wings frantically on the spot, looking like he was going to fight with Feng Feng desperately.

Feng Feng sneered, it's been so many years, it's been a long time since I met a little monster who knew his identity but dared to provoke him like this.

Yu Dongdong saw that something was wrong, so he hurriedly stood up to be a peacemaker, and by the way wiped the sweat of Ah Wen in his heart--Ah Wen was really too courageous, the little bird dared to bark its teeth and claws in front of a feline beast, and also I'm not afraid of being caught and used to pluck the hair to fill my stomach.

Xiao Wu also held Ah Wen in his hands, stroking its head to comfort it.Xiao Wu smiled and said, "It's true that Ah Wen didn't think about it comprehensively beforehand. It's because we were reckless and rude when we came here today."

Feng Feng looked at the little bird that could easily be fanned to death by the wind of his claws, and snorted disdainfully.Because he was afraid of scaring Yu Dongdong, he restrained his breath, otherwise this little bird, who didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, would dare to jump up and down in front of him, and would be scared to shit before he got close.

Alas... It's not easy to find a spouse, the sacrifice is too great!

Ah Wen felt the coercion emanating from Feng Feng's original form that day, and today he dared to come here because he was angry and bound by the town's rules.After some persuasion from Xiaowu and Yu Dongdong, Ah Wen's anger almost disappeared, and he realized that the throwing of flowers was indeed mainly his fault.But no matter how ridiculed by Feng Feng just now, anyway, when it goes back, it will definitely put up a sign, that is the flower it planted so hard for Xiao Wu, how can only the shameless stinky leopard pick it up!

Ah Wen squatted on Xiao Wu's shoulder, and before leaving, he snorted at Zhe Feng.

The ice cream lying on the sofa looked at Ah Wen's little back with a bit of admiration in his eyes, there is such a guy who is not afraid of death, dare to hum the mayor!

Yu Dongdong sat beside Zhe Feng, rubbed his knees, and said, "Mayor, if you like flowers, I can plant some in the yard, and you just come to me every day to pick them."

Zhou Feng said, "I don't like flowers."

"You don't like it?" Yu Dongdong was puzzled, "Then you still pick it every day?"

"You like it."

"Me?" Yu Dongdong stared. When did he say that he likes flowers?Wait, could it be that Feng Feng thought he liked flowers, so he picked them?Yu Dongdong felt strange in his heart, "Those flowers, you couldn't have given them to me specially, right?"

Zhou Feng turned his head to look at him, and said quietly, "Yes."

The other party's eyes were black and white, like a bottomless pool.Suddenly looking at Feng Feng at such a close distance, Yu Dongdong had the illusion that his mind was sucked in.

Yu Dongdong suddenly felt that the atmosphere was weird, he looked away in panic, his thoughts were inexplicably mixed, he felt that Bie Feng didn't seem to be such a considerate and romantic monster...Romantic?Why did he feel that Feng Feng was romantic?Just as he was thinking about it, Feng Feng suddenly moved towards him like he was at the seaside that day, and sniffed at his neck again.

This time Feng Feng was even closer than last time, and Yu Dongdong shuddered a little due to the strange approach.Yu Dongdong was so frightened that he pushed him away. What kind of problem is this? Why does he lean over and sniff at every turn? Has the panther turned into a dog?

Being pushed away by Yu Dongdong, Feng Feng was not annoyed, a subtle flash of light flashed across his face, he actually felt a comfortable feeling coming from the place Yu Dongdong touched!

Yu Dongdong always felt that the way Fengfeng looked at him carried a meaning that he didn't know, which made him very uncomfortable. He got up and said, "I haven't had breakfast yet, I'm going to cook!" Then he quickly slipped into the kitchen .

The rest of Feng Feng sat on the sofa rubbing his chest, staring at Yu Dongdong's back with reminiscence.

It was very quiet during breakfast today. The ice cream didn’t know what happened. The two adults were silent, but it made a loud noise while eating. It was so frightened that it deliberately relaxed its movements. It was a hard meal. .

On the way to work and patrolling, Yu Dongdong remained silent on the face, but in his heart he kept thinking about what the act of sending him flowers by Zhefeng meant.Before he could think of a clue, he was stopped by a bird of paradise with gorgeous feathers.

"Mayor, administrator, hello, I, my name is Gugu." The voice of the bird of paradise sounds like a young male voice, and he looks very shy when speaking.

Cuckoo?Yu Dongdong regained consciousness from his thoughts, and his first reaction was to think that the bird had given him a name that only pigeons would call.The Bird of Paradise is not big, not as tall as his calf, Yu Dongdong squatted down, and asked with a smile: "Googoo, are you okay?"

Gu Gu twitched and said, "Yes, that's how it is. I want you and the mayor to help me come forward and negotiate a marriage for me."

Yu Dongdong said: "About marriage? You mean, let us match you?"

It groaned twice, as if afraid that they would not agree, it flapped its wings, and a pile of spirit stones and various flowers and fruits fell in front of Yu Dongdong, "Don't worry, I'll pay you! I just don't know if it's enough, If it's not enough... can I get credit first?"

Yu Dongdong glanced at it, except for those few spirit stones, the flowers and fruits were not worth much.He wasn't greedy for the little money, he just felt that since he came to a small town, he could meet anything, and this time he even became a matchmaker.But he asked Cuckoo strangely: "Where are your family members? Where are your friends? Why don't you ask them for help." It was also the first time he and Cuckoo met, so why did the other party recognize them.

Gu Gu said embarrassedly: "I have looked for them, but it was useless. Xiao Hei's family said that they will marry Xiao Hei to me only if you come forward."

Regarding the various requests from the townspeople, Yu Dongdong adhered to the principle of helping if he could. He glanced at Fengfeng and saw that Fengfeng didn't say no, so he said, "Okay, we promise to help you, but you need to talk about it first." As for Xiao Hei's situation, are you in love with him? Why does his family have to ask us to come forward to agree?"

Yu Dongdong thought that the little black in Gu Gu's mouth was also a bird of paradise, but when Gu Gu said it, it was beyond his expectation, Xiao Hei was actually a young ant who had just grown up!The bird of paradise and the ant are in love with each other, this is the love of animals.

The acquaintance of Gu Gu and Xiao Hei stems from Xiao Hei witnessing the scene where Gu Gu Gu failed to court again this summer.

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The courtship of birds is true, and there are many tricks. First of all, they must be good-looking, and ugly is definitely not acceptable.Then you need to be able to build a nest, you must have a good voice that can sing beautifully, and you must be able to dance. It is really not easy to find a wife!

Speaking of the author, I have been working hard in recent years, and I finally learned the unique skills of two voices: Googoo~Wow!The former is something I learn every time I update the pigeons, and the latter is something I can’t help but yell after eating dog food and getting high, especially on Valentine’s Day, when dog food can be eaten everywhere, I always bark very loudly!

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