monster town

Love between humans and monsters is not new in today's society.But based on the body structure, what such couples pursue is only spiritual communication.

When Yu Dongdong, a non-indigenous person, heard of such a love for the first time, he was of course very surprised.Later, after listening to it a lot, I felt that besides being in the form of a beast, a monster with spiritual intelligence is actually a human being in essence, so I felt normal afterwards.But it was the first time he met such a couple around him.Moreover, it is a puppet man and a monster who have just opened up their spiritual intelligence, and they are all non-human beings.

Yu Dongdong couldn't help being curious, and asked Xiao Wu, "Are you and Ah Wen really lovers?"

"It's not entirely correct to talk about the relationship between lovers." Xiao Wu replied, "One day Ah Wen suddenly said that he wanted me to be his partner, and I agreed to it."

The meaning of the word partner is very broad. The relationship between husband and wife can be said to be a partner; a partner who works or plays together can also be called a partner; coffee and creamer can also be called a partner.

The partners in Xiao Wu's mouth are obviously more inclined to the relationship of pure companionship.

Yu Dongdong said: "Then how does Ah Wen call your husband? You know, this title is usually used as a specific title between husband and wife or between husband and wife in human relationships."

"Let me think about this..." Xiao Wu recalled, "It seems that a certain female colleague of mine joked that she wanted me to be her husband. After that, Ah Wen always called me husband, probably because he was afraid that I would be robbed ? After all, you and I should both know that there is also possessiveness among friends."

"Is that so?" Yu Dongdong looked at A Wen half-believingly, and saw A Wen staring straight at him with vigilance in his eyes, like guarding against thieves, as if he was afraid that he would catch Xiao Wu's attention.

But Yu Dongdong knows that when a monster like a bird was a pet bird in the past, it was easy to fall in love with its owner.There are even munia girls who will go into heat and lay eggs if they are touched too much by their owners.As Ah Wen's breeder, Xiao Wu stays with Ah Wen at any time. If Ah Wen really likes Xiao Wu, it is normal.

Even, maybe Ah Wen just fell in love with Xiao Wu, but Xiao Wu didn't realize it. Although he is smart enough and enlightened, he clearly likes the literal meaning of the word "two", but the emotion is still very vague.It is precisely because Ah Wen knows this that it has to declare its sovereignty over Xiao Wu at all times.

If this is the case, Yu Dongdong couldn't help sympathizing with Ah Wen for a second.

After driving for more than two hours, Yu Dongdong and the others finally returned to the small town.

Xiao Wu said on the way that he hoped to find a job in a small town.Yu Dongdong naturally wants to fulfill this wish, but what kind of job he will be arranged for temporarily will be seen later, Yu Dongdong will let him rest in the small town for two days first.

After getting Xiao Wu settled down, Yu Dongdong and Zhe Feng returned home.

After going out for three days, before leaving, Yu Dongdong gave the ice cream to Xigua and let him take care of it temporarily.In the past three days, Xigua has been reporting the ice cream to Yu Dongdong.According to Xigua, on the day they left, Ice Cream was very excited on the way to school, but when I got home after school in the afternoon, I was stunned for a while without seeing them.The amount of food in the evening has not decreased, but it is not as active as in the daytime after eating.In the next two days, my mental state was obviously getting worse day by day.

Yu Dongdong said to Feng Feng at that time, "You son misses us."

Feng Feng nodded lightly on his face, but when he turned his head, he was quite disdainful, thinking that the current little brat is just not good enough, and after being taken care of for a period of time, he has become delicate.

It's just noon now, the house is empty, and the ice cream is still in the kindergarten.Yu Dongdong took his assistant to the supermarket to buy vegetables, invited Xiao Wu and Ah Wen to eat, took care of the spiritual plants he had grown at home in the afternoon, and then figured that it was almost time, so he drove to pick up the ice cream. The wind also goes.

The entrance of the kindergarten at school time is still so lively.Ice cream and the little leopards in the class came out after the teacher.Seeing that his little brothers were picked up by their parents one by one, there was only one little leopard left to pick him up.

Ice Cream hung her head listlessly, squatting on the spot waiting for the watermelon to pick it up, when she suddenly heard a familiar voice.

"ice cream."

Yu Dongdong squeezed out from the crowd, petted the silly little leopard, and said with a smile, "It's still so hard to squeeze in."

"Ow!"

Ice Cream came back to her senses and yelled at Yu Dongdong, her eyes were full of questioning, you still know how to come back? !

The cub's temper tantrum was expected, Yu Dongdong scratched the ice cream's chin and coaxed it: "I reported it to you before I left, and you were quite happy at that time."

That's right, Ice Cream thought that if Twolegs left, she would be able to have fun with herself.I was really happy and excited at the beginning, but when I got home, there was no annoying assistant fighting for the remote control with it, and no one was making jingle noises in the kitchen to make delicious meals, and only its solitary echo sounded in the living room. , Realizing this, Ice Cream suddenly missed those two two-legged beasts that bothered the little leopard very much.

Ice Cream was very happy in her heart, but she just couldn't help being arrogant, squinting her eyes and being scratched by Yu Dongdong's chin for a long time.

His chin softened after being scratched a few times, and Feng Feng looked away, thinking that the cub is really getting more and more useless now.

Yu Dongdong touched the ice cream. Before he looked at the ice cream every day, he didn't feel it. When he came back after three days, he suddenly found that the size of the ice cream had grown a lot. The fur color on his body also changed from light rose purple to off-white. The ring shape also increased a bit, and the small tail became more furry and began to become thicker.

Yu Dongdong sighed as an old father: "Our ice cream has grown up!"

Ice Cream didn't have time to be proud, so Yu Dongdong added in a muttering, "Yeah, it seems like I'm getting fat again."

The squinted eyes of Ice Cream enjoyment opened slightly at once, turned into a pair of saber eyes, and flew towards Yu Dongdong whistlingly.

Feng Feng couldn't help but sneered, "Are you raising leopards? Those who didn't know thought you were raising pigs."

From Feng Feng's point of view, Yu Dongdong's past few months of raising ice cream is a history of raising pigs.Ice cream usually eats and sleeps. I don’t even bother to bite a toy and just lie on the ground bouncing its legs. It’s not fat, who is fat?

Ice Cream has seen Piggy in the kindergarten, fat, stupid and silly.Hearing what Feng Feng said, he immediately bared his teeth at Feng Feng angrily.

"This won't work, Xuegao." Yu Dongdong discussed with Xuegao, "Let's run to and from school, okay?"

Ice Cream doesn't want to run. Didn't I see that there is a special seat for the little crocodile when it goes out to play?

Zhou Feng sneered, "Then you will be a pig."

No!It doesn't want to be a pig!It has to be majestic and majestic, and it will be the boss of the leopard!However, running around is so troublesome, it is not a little cheetah...

In the end, Yu Dongdong said: "Ice cream, if you are fat, you will be ugly. If you are ugly, you will not be able to find a partner in the future."

If you can't find a partner, it's more terrifying than being a piggy!Ice Cream resigned to her fate, nodded reluctantly, and a word popped out of her mouth: "Run..."

The childish voice with a baby voice, full of resentment and unwillingness, is very cute.

Yu Dongdong said pleasantly: "Xue Gao, you can talk?"

Zhou Feng, who looked down on ice cream in every possible way, also took a serious look at ice cream.

Yu Dongdong sent ice cream to the kindergarten mainly to teach him how to behave, but there is another task, which is to let him learn to speak, after all, he has been fed hyoid bone grass before.The ability of monsters to learn to speak varies. Adult monsters generally learn faster than cubs, but as far as Yu Dongdong knows, it takes at least two or three months for cubs to learn to speak.Xue Gao has only been in kindergarten for a month, but she started to scribble.

"You're really smart." Yu Dongdong couldn't help holding the ice cream's head and rubbing it.

"Ow~"

Ice Cream raised her paw and pulled Yu Dongdong's hand twice, but she couldn't get it off, so she let Yu Dongdong rub it helplessly. It seemed a bit annoying, but in fact, her eyes narrowed in enjoyment.

He said no, but his body was quite honest.

In short, from the second day on, Ice Cream started running to and from school. In order to reward Ice Cream for jumping out, Yu Dongdong decided to run with Ice Cream, which is to encourage the cubs and set a good example for the cubs.

After that, Yu Dongdong devoted himself to the work of the town again.

Coming back this time, Yu Dongdong put the task of restraining the dolphins on the table.

Yu Dongdong asked the big dolphin to come to him for class before. Although the class has not been built, Yu Dongdong also asked him to contact him within three days.It's just that Yu Dongdong didn't receive the message from the big dolphin. He asked about Watermelon, but the big dolphin didn't look for them either. It can be seen that the big dolphin didn't take it seriously and didn't take Yu Dongdong's previous words to heart.

Yu Dongdong rummaged through his work computer and found more than [-] complaints related to the big dolphin, all complaining that it has no morals to harass randomly, some harassed cubs, and some harassed adult monsters.

Some of these complaints have been going on for a long time, more than a year.Yu Dongdong found that all the complaint records, whether it was about the big otter before, the big dolphin this time, or other monsters, were mostly ignored.Yu Dongdong checked and found that the complaints that were ignored were mostly monsters living in groups with huge families, and even those who lived alone were not comparable to ordinary monks.

Presumably the previous administrators deliberately turned a blind eye for fear of offending the monsters.

Yu Dongdong seemed to understand why they couldn't hold this position for long.He looked at the complaints related to the dolphin, tapped on the table with his fingertips, and asked Zhou Feng who was sitting opposite: "Ah Huang, how do you think about handling the dolphin?"

Zhou Feng said, "It's either beaten or punished."

Yu Dongdong understood what he meant, hitting would scare the opponent, and punishment was the same.But let’s talk about fighting first. The dolphins come and go in groups. The dolphins also have a damned Hehuan sect in their hands. There must be a lot of members. If they can fight well, some monsters won’t complain. , but it is easy to attract complaints, making other monsters feel that he is powerful, which is not conducive to his future work; besides punishment, Yu Dongdong feels that it may not be effective to punish him just because of the shameless temperament of the dolphin.What he can punish is nothing more than punishing its cultivation resources, but the helpless place is here. The big dolphin has the Acacia sect. If it is used to harass others, it will only get worse.

After much deliberation, Yu Dongdong felt that he could only use a stupid method.

I don't know the stupid way Yu Dongdong said to Yu Dongdong. I saw that Yu Dongdong went to find a big speaker, and then the two of them drove the flying boat down to the sea. Afterwards, according to Yu Dongdong's intention, Feng Feng let the flying boat keep rising and flew to the sky to find the big speaker. dolphin.

A monster like a dolphin is either having sex, or on its way to sex.When Yu Dongdong found it this time, it stopped a mother sea otter with two cubs very viciously, and grabbed the cubs to ask the mother sea otter to have sex with it.

The mother sea otter screamed anxiously.

Yu Dongdong raised the loudspeaker, sank into his pubic region, and roared fiercely: "The dog left!"

The big dolphin trembled at the roar, and the two cubs fell from it and swam to the mother sea otter in a panic. The mother hugged her and dragged the two cubs to swim away.

The big dolphin looked up at the flying boat above it, and said with a smile, "Oh, it's the administrator and your assistant. I haven't seen you for a few days. I heard you're out on business? Don't fly so high, come down, let's chat."

Who wants to chat with you, Yu Dongdong retorted in his heart, but on the surface he ignored the dolphin at all, so as not to be molested by the other party again.He knows that the more you talk to a big dolphin, the more excited it will be. To deal with it, you have to keep it cold.

Sure enough, the big dolphin yelled below for a long time, but neither Yu Dongdong nor Zhe Feng responded, so it felt bored, swung its tail fin in the water twice, and then swam away boringly.

Yu Dongdong and Bian Feng followed behind silently in the flying boat, and every time the big dolphin tried to harass other sea monsters, Yu Dongdong would raise his horn and roar loudly: "Stop!"

The big dolphin was taken aback by him, and he wanted to use spells to create a barrier to block Yu Dongdong's voice, but Yu Dongdong has the mayor's spiritual power, so it can be said that except for the mayor, no one in this town can do anything to Yu Dongdong .

For the first time, the dolphin experienced what it feels like to be aggrieved.

The big dolphin wanted to stage a live erotic palace to take Yu Dongdong away, but the sound of the sound of the dog can really make the dead alive and make it soft, and it doesn't have any charming atmosphere, so it can't be acted even if it wants to.

Yu Dongdong just followed the big dolphin for a whole day, destroying the big dolphin, harassing or hooking up many times.Even when the big dolphin was ready to have sex after playing with its fellow dolphins, Yu Dongdong roared right.

The dolphin was so angry that he scolded his mother in the water, "What are you yelling about! This is my old friend, and I can't have sex with my friend?!"

Yu Dongdong didn't care, put away his loudspeaker, sat in the flying boat and didn't respond, while Zhou Feng next to him was so bored that he turned on the video on his phone to watch cross talk.

The big dolphin hunted outside for a day, but found nothing, and was very angry.In the end, it confessed its mistake to Yu Dongdong like a compromise, saying that it would not harass the monster indiscriminately in the future, and if the other party didn't want to make peace with it, it turned around and left without entanglement.

Yu Dongdong seemed to believe it too, holding up a loudspeaker and saying: "Knowing your mistakes can make a big difference, you have to remember what you said."

The big dolphin nodded in the water, "Remember, I will definitely remember!"

Seeing that it was time to get off work, Yu Dongdong looked at a group of small sharks swimming by below, saw the shark Qiandao inside, and shouted: "Qiandao, if the big dolphin is not honest, just tell me, I will help you!" Pack it up."

Today, Yu Dongdong was chasing the big dolphin in the sea to clean it up. The whole sea knew about it. Many monsters were laughing at the big dolphin, especially those monsters like Sha Qiandao that had been stopped by the big dolphin.

Qiandao swam around in the water and said with a smile, "I know, thank you, Mr. Administrator!"

Then, Yu Dongdong and Zhou Feng left the sea.

Xing Feng said: "Do you believe it has been changed?"

"Do I look like such a stupid person?" Yu Dongdong said, "It's hard to believe what a repeat offender says."

The big dolphin is perfunctory to him, and he is also perfunctory to the big dolphin, it depends on who really compromises in the end.

On the second day, Yu Dongdong went to another place to patrol around before going to the sea.

At that time, I saw the big dolphin bullying the shark cub again. It kept squeezing the little shark with its body, and said in a very low tone: "Little shark, are you playing with me..."

The little shark was so crowded by it that he kept rolling in the water involuntarily, crying in anger.Then the little shark looked up and saw the flying boat above his head, and immediately called for help and shouted: "Mr. Administrator! Help me!"

The big dolphin smiled cheaply and said, "Don't bark, the administrator won't come today."

As soon as it finished speaking, an earth-shattering "dog leftover" roared above its head.The big dolphin thought it was so late at first, and Yu Dongdong would definitely not show up. Unexpectedly, wow, Yu Dongdong came again with a loudspeaker in his mouth!

Yu Dongdong looked at the big dolphin with a sneer, surprised or surprised?

"Administrator..." The big dolphin let the little shark run away and looked at Yu Dongdong wanting to cry without tears. It was so pleasantly surprised.

So, for the dolphins, today is another day of lingering ghosts.

Yu Dongdong followed the big dolphin for seven days in a row, and the big dolphin was almost overshadowed by Yu Dongdong during these seven days.The sea is so big, but the sound of the administrator yelling for Gousheng can be heard everywhere.No matter where it hides, whenever it wants to hook up or harass monsters and have sex with itself, it will come and go without a trace, and the elusive administrator will suddenly appear above its head, shouting with the big horn Saying the two words that have caused it both physical and psychological discomfort.

Even later, every time the big dolphin went out, it hesitated, looked around, and wondered if its administrator was hiding beside the big lama.

Now the big dolphin finally couldn't take it anymore, and shed tears of repentance in the sea, admitting his mistake very sincerely, "I was wrong, administrator, I was really wrong, I will never dare to harass the cubs, nor dare to harass other monsters Now, just let me go!"

Yu Dongdong said coldly: "Knowing your mistakes can make a big difference, you have to remember what you said."

The same word as last time, but this time the big dolphin didn't dare to be perfunctory at all, "Remember, I will definitely remember!"

Only then was Yu Dongdong satisfied and left. From then on, the matter of rectifying the dolphins came to an end for the time being.However, in order to prevent the big dolphin from returning to its old ways, Yu Dongdong would occasionally go to the sea to patrol the sea with a loudspeaker in his mouth, and asked some monsters, and learned that the big dolphin was really honest and did not commit any crimes again.But Yu Dongdong found that many little monsters suddenly had a pendant hanging on them, the style was the same as the trumpet in his hand.

Yu Dongdong was puzzled, so a monster explained it for him, saying: "The dog is afraid of this. I wore this and passed by it before. When it saw this, it screamed in fright, just like seeing a ghost. run away!"

Yu Dongdong: "..."

I didn't expect that I would manage the dolphins and create a surrounding area.But it seems that he has really cast a psychological shadow on the big dolphin, but he thinks that as long as the big dolphin is not impotent, it will be fine if it does not delay its own generation.

After so many days, Xiao Wu had already rested.Yu Dongdong has been thinking about arranging a job for him, because a group of puppets have only arrived in the town before, and each job position is already full, so Yu Dongdong thought about it and asked Xiao Wu to sort out those complaints.Organize by division and category, write down the punishment suggestion, and wait for him to read it before deciding whether to implement it.

Xiao Wu said he had no objection, and took his partner Awen to work.

So it took half a month.

On this day, Yu Dongdong was preparing to contract monsters with his assistant, when suddenly, they heard an ethereal singing.

Yu Dongdong's expression changed, "This voice..."

"It's Ah Jing." Ze Feng said with his eyes closed, turned the car around, and drove towards the sea.

Along the way, monsters kept appearing on both sides and running forward, which seemed to be the same as their destination.

When the two came to the beach, they saw that the beach was almost full of monsters and beasts, and there were birds and monsters spreading their wings in the air.Among them, Yu Dongdong saw a lot of familiar faces, the shopping guide of the white pigeon, the ancestor of the goose, Zhan Lan, the crowned crane, Lao Jin wrapped in leaves, and others that Yu Dongdong knew were all here at this time.

On the surface of the sea, there are all kinds of sea monsters, including some deep sea monsters.They formed several circles, enclosing the humpback whale in the middle.

Ah Jing is leaving, and its lifespan has finally reached its limit.These monsters who came here didn't necessarily know Ah Jing, and they might have never seen it before, but at this moment they all felt something and came here to give it a ride.

The whale is singing, and the singing of the humpback whale is quiet and distant.It praises life, praises the world.It sings of its past years, its reunions and separations with its companions.It is still nostalgic for this world, but the time has come.It said friends, it has to go first, don't be sad, don't be sad, it will give them the best blessings, and hope that they will take this blessing to go farther and farther in the rest of their lives.

There is a very magical healing power in Ah Jing's singing. Listening to its singing, the heavy shackles in my heart seem to be lifted, the boredom is swept away, and my mind and body seem to become lighter.

Yu Dongdong listened silently. He looked at Ah Jing through many gaps. Ah Jing, who was floating on the water, closed his eyes half-closed. It looked at the sky, as if recalling something.

Yu Dongdong saw a trace of regret in it, he thought a little sadly, Ah Jing asked the mayor about it before, and it was about to leave, but the mayor was still retreating.Is it thinking about the mayor now?

A figure walked by, Yu Dongdong glanced at it and found that it was his assistant.

"Ah Huang?"

Feng Feng looked back at Yu Dongdong, he said, "I'll come when I go."

Feng Feng walked forward, pushed aside one monster after another, and finally came to Ah Jing.

Ah Jing felt his coming, turned his eyes, and looked at him.

Compared with the original form of Ah Jing, Feng Feng's human figure is too small.He raised his hand and gently placed it next to Ah Jing's eyes. He didn't say anything, but Ah Jing's eyes, which were gradually losing their spirits, suddenly burst into light.

Ah Whale sensed something, it let out a cry of joy, and sang loudly again, everyone could hear the joy and joy of its emotions at this time, it told the happiness in its heart, without any regrets.

Through its singing, Feng Feng recalled all the intersections he had with Ah Jing.

Once, when Feng Feng was chased by monks and fled all the way, he was seriously injured and passed by the sea, and met Ah Jing who was lying on the beach.

At that time, Ah Whale was even more embarrassed than him. It was still very young at that time, and it was also seriously injured in fighting with other sea beasts. What was even more unlucky was that it was washed to the shore by the waves, unable to return to the sea, and was exposed to the scorching sun all day long. sunburn.

At that time, Feng Feng managed to get rid of the monk. He was hungry and tired, and he didn't have the strength to get up after he fell down.He just lay on the beach for two days with Ah Jing who was also dying.Then Ah Jing started talking to him, although he ignored it.

After another two days, his body gradually improved, but Ah Jing's condition became more and more serious. It felt that it could not survive, so it smiled and let the hungry Feng Feng gnaw on it, and continued when it was full. escape.

In fact, it didn't say anything, Feng Feng originally planned to nibble on it, but Ah Jing took the initiative to speak, so the nature was different.

Feng Feng really gnawed Ah Jing twice. He gained strength and did not leave immediately. Instead, he let the sea water wet Ah Jing's body, and even drove a bunch of krill for him to eat, so that he could return to the sea. Strength is the reward for those two bites of meat.

After that, Feng Feng will leave.Before leaving, Ah Jing asked him where he was going.Feng Feng told it that he was going to Jialin, and only there could he survive.

Ah Jing asked it what kind of place it was.

Feng Feng said that he didn't know, but he just told Ah Jing that if one day it couldn't survive, he would go to Jialin to find him.

Many years later, Ah Jing was invincible in the sea. Perhaps it was boring, but Ah Jing suddenly remembered his friend who had only met once, so he took his family on a long journey. Jialin saw Fengfeng again.

Ah Jing had only met Feng Feng twice in this life before, but he regarded him as a confidant in Jingsheng.

And Feng Feng didn't forget it, the friend who gave him two bites of meat.

After a few minutes, the whale's voice gradually weakened, it lost all its strength, and its tail fin stopped swinging.It looked at Feng Feng and silently said goodbye.

Feng Feng patted it lightly and said, "Go, old friend."

Ah Jing finally closed his eyes slowly, and his body began to sink.

This is a grand gift.

Ah Jing's body, flesh and cultivation come from the sea. After it died, it gave them all to the sea, bringing countless vitality to the many remaining creatures in the sea.

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Xue Cake: Say Yu Dongdong, a two-legged beast, has no self-knowledge at all. If you say sex, I will fuck me. I am the king of the snow-capped mountains, how can I let a human being come and go!Well, scratch a little harder, yes, it’s there, it’s this strength, it’s comfortable...

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