monster town

Yu Dongdong always wears a filter when looking at the ice cream, knowing that it is the ice cream and a group of friends who helped Xiaoyuan get back the wages, after filling the snack cabinet full of snacks, let the ice cream take it to school to thank those children .

So Ice Cream got another batch of supplies that Yu Dongdong "supported" to buy the younger brother, and was overjoyed.

Ice Cream's position in the school is getting stronger and stronger. Yu Dongdong also received a request for cooperation from the outside world.

This is a cooperation from an advertising company. They want to find a few suitable models in the small town to help them shoot a monster costume advertisement.After the project person in charge of this advertisement contacted Yu Dongdong, he first sent him the cooperation plan.Yu Dongdong took a look and found that the salaries were pretty good, but the models they needed looked a bit special, and what they needed were a few deep sea monsters and cave monsters.

As far as Yu Dongdong knows, at present, no matter whether it is active on the screen or the advertising models that can be seen everywhere, as long as the protagonist is a monster, the appearance is very good-looking, and those who are not good-looking are basically villains and big bosses, but even It is these big bosses, in order to consider the feelings of the viewers, their appearance is not only fierce and huge, but also ugly.

Cave monsters and deep sea monsters are different. The places they live in are either weakly lit or completely dark. Many monsters have completely degenerated eyes, and some eyes can't see anything.Although after the mutation, some of these monsters have regained their eyesight, but because of the special living environment, their appearance is often very strange. Defined by human aesthetics, they are all very ugly.

The person in charge said: "We did a research before and found that this area of ​​user products is hardly considered. Our company is just looking for a breakthrough recently, so we want to start from this aspect and prepare to shoot a dark style clothing advertisement. "

Yu Dongdong asked curiously: "There are also many caves and deep sea monsters outside, why come here in this small town?"

Due to different types of reasons, human beings are actually very wary of the special space of the small town, and the degree of this wariness increased a lot after Jing Lin and Yan Fei broke through the space barrier and left.Therefore, if the outside world wants to discuss cooperation with the town, the procedures are a bit cumbersome.In fact, the project person had already submitted an application for this advertising cooperation half a month ago, but after being reviewed, it was transferred to Yu Dongdong today.

The project person said embarrassedly, "Actually, we have tried to find other monsters to cooperate with, but they are too fierce and difficult to communicate with, so..."

So the small town is also the existence of the next best thing.

Yu Dongdong laughed twice, expressing his understanding.He replied: "That's fine, I'll go and ask for you first, if there are interested parties, I will let you talk to them then?"

The project person was very grateful, "Thank you! Thank you! Sorry for the trouble."

It was just the beginning of the day's work, and Yu Dongdong received the cooperation call as soon as he went to work. At this time, the call ended, and Yu Dongdong greeted Feng Feng who was checking the information next to him, "Ah Huang, make some notices, let's go first A trip to the cavern area."

"Okay." Zhou Feng responded.

The notice was made very quickly, the two got into the car, and Xing Feng, who was about to transform into a full-time driver, passed the information on the advertising company he found out to Yu Dongdong.

Because Xiaoyuan was owed wages, when Yu Dongdong received this cooperation request, the first thing he thought about was whether his models would also be owed wages when they went out to earn pocket money.After all, there are quite a lot of such situations outside. Some monsters who have lived in the deep mountains have just come to human society and don’t understand anything.Now the small town is managed by Yu Dongdong, even if the small town is powerful, it is useless when it comes to signing contracts.So Yu Dongdong had to check the reputation of this company first.

According to the data, the founder of this company is a male long-tailed weaver finch.Xing Feng was indeed a qualified assistant, and he saw that Yu Dongdong didn't know many monsters, so he also attached a picture of a long-tailed weaving sparrow.

In the world of monsters, males generally have a more eye-catching appearance than females. Male long-tailed weavers are even more handsome in the bird world. Most of their bodies are black feathers, only red and white on their wings. Brown tricolor distribution.The most amazing thing is that they have a long flowing black feather tail, just like the legendary phoenix.Because the founder's appearance is too eye-catching, this monster clothing company and the clothing it designed have received great welcome and high recognition as soon as it came out.Later, when the company developed well, the costumes were not limited to the bird world, and began to get involved in the costume design of other kinds of monsters. Now it has become a fashion benchmark in the monster world.Many monster stars in the fashion industry are also proud to cooperate with this company.There is no news about celebrities being cheated by this company in the information.

Yu Dongdong sorted out the information so that he could show it to cave monsters and deep sea monsters later.

Cave monsters are also a big category in small towns. The cave monsters here are not the real cave monsters that can only live in specific caves in the narrow sense, but all monsters that live in caves in a broad sense. population.Some cave monsters actually got lost and entered the cave by mistake at the beginning. They thought "hey, life here is quite comfortable", so they settled down and reproduced. It is also possible for them to live outside the cave.

Just like some deep sea monsters, they will live on the surface of sea water when they are young, and then dive into the deep water when they are adults.Later, after the mutation, many adult deep sea monsters could also live on the surface, and would not die due to the change of environment.Similar to Xiaokuan's situation, living in a swamp is more conducive to its cultivation, other than that, it has no effect on other aspects.

The cave area is adjacent to the rocky area, which is a special place in the town.Among the rocks outside the cave, there are many monsters like lizards, snakes, and scorpions.The environment here actually looks very messy, no different from the real wilderness, except for the rocks, there are dark caves that cannot be seen to the bottom, interspersed with streams and pools.

Yu Dongdong posted the notice on the bulletin board in the district, and the spiritual power on the notice would be automatically distributed to inform the content of the notice.

Then Yu Dongdong was about to leave to inform the deep sea monsters, but before they had time to leave, a lizard suddenly drilled out of the rock next to it. Yellow with red tail.Its crawling posture is very strange, deliberately revealing its colorful belly.

When others show off their wealth, it shows off its belly.

This is a male lizard.Why did Yu Dongdong recognize it so clearly at a glance, because he also came here when he was patrolling before, and he met this flat stone lizard at that time.Its name is A Cai, and it was almost hunted and killed by humans before it moved to the town, so it has a kind of hostility towards humanoid creatures.The last time Yu Dongdong came over, A Cai used an electric mosquito swatter by the stream to prey on the gnat larvae it raised. After seeing Yu Dongdong, it snorted coldly and went back to its nest defensively.

Yu Dongdong was baffled by it humming at the time, but later he met a timid but friendly flat stone scorpion and asked him about it, and then he realized that there was such a thing.Yu Dongdong checked later and found that A Cai was a mutated flat stone lizard, which was not so big in the first place.The weird belly-showing posture of the crawling posture is only to declare its sovereignty to the outside world, indicating that this area is its territory.But in fact, it is just a resident. Except for its own nest, other places belong to the town.

After understanding the whole story, Yu Dongdong is not as knowledgeable as it is. After all, the monsters in the town that are hostile to him can't be counted on both hands, and A Cai is not the only one. If you really want to be serious with them, then Didn't he want to quarrel with each other?

A Cai crawled out, with an electric mosquito swatter hanging on her foreleg.Today's monsters have also kept pace with the times. In the past, the flat stone lizards used their tongues to prey on gnat larvae. Now that they are skilled, they bought a special electric mosquito swatter and manipulated the electric mosquito swatter. You can take pictures of a large group, which is convenient and labor-saving.

At this moment, A Cai looked at Yu Dongdong, and immediately said in a strange way: "Isn't this our administrator, why are you free today, please let your noble feet set foot on our dirty land."

"Come here to inform me about something." Yu Dongdong raised his finger and pointed to the bulletin board next to him, and said, "Don't blame me, I didn't say it was pickled here."

A Cai hummed: "You humans are not like this. You claim to be noble and superior in race. You have always looked down on us mutated monsters, and you can kill them if you want..."

"I see that other stone lizards are very polite to me." Yu Dongdong interrupted A Cai's cynical thoughts, "It can be seen that not all stone lizards are like you, so as a human being, you can't separate me from me. The kind of people you speak of are generalized."

Yu Dongdong didn't come to quarrel, A Cai has a prejudice against him, and it can't be explained clearly in a few words.Just when he was about to leave, a timid voice suddenly came from behind him, "Mr. Administrator?"

Yu Dongdong turned around, and saw that it was the flat stone scorpion who was very friendly to him.The flat stone scorpion looks unfriendly in appearance, but its temperament is quite docile. This flat stone scorpion is a cub that is about to grow up, and the family lives in the rock formation.

Yu Dongdong smiled and said, "It's a stone."

The stone crawled out of the rock formation holding two large pincers, its sharp and thorny tail raised high behind it, it crawled to Yu Dongdong's feet, Yu Dongdong squatted down, and stretched out his hand to let the stone climb into his palm.

Shi Shi looked at Yu Dongdong, and said shyly: "I just saw the notification, is there an advertising agency looking for a model? Although I am not a cave scorpion, I think my appearance is quite suitable. I... I can go for an interview ?"

Yu Dongdong took a look at the shape of the stone, and saw that its carapace was pitch black, with a faint luster in the sun, it was very beautiful, although its figure was too small, but Yu Dongdong thought it was worth trying, anyway, there are many kinds of monsters with strange shapes , the shape of the stone and the cave scorpion are not much different, maybe the stone can succeed in the interview?

Yu Dongdong said: "Let me ask for you first."

Stone shook his tail happily, "Thank you, Mr. Administrator."

"A sycophant!" A humming sound came from the side, it was A Cai.

Shi Shi's excitement immediately dropped a lot, but he was still very happy. He was afraid that A Cai would talk about it again, so he whispered: "Then I'll go back and prepare, and I will trouble you on the day of the interview."

"No trouble." Yu Dongdong touched its back shell with his fingertips, and put it down.

The stone ran away rustling on the ground.

"Hmph!" A Cai glanced at Yu Dongdong, glanced past the "puppet" standing next to him, and muttered disdainfully: "Stupid slave!"

Then it lifted its electric mosquito swatter and was ready to leave.

Yu Dongdong and Zhe Feng stepped forward at the same time, Yu Dongdong walked forward, but Zhe Feng stepped on A Cai's tail.

A Cai noticed it, and immediately moved away with a flick of her tail. Unexpectedly, Fengfeng's foot was faster, and the last foot successfully stepped on it, and it was still crushed badly on it.

"Ouch! You bloody stupid slave, bold!"

A Cai let out a cry of pain, hugged her tail and blew up, looking up at Feng Feng angrily.

Zhou Feng said that if he hadn't been pretending to be a puppet now, he would have slapped the lizard away with his electric mosquito swatter.

Zhou Feng looked down at it expressionlessly, curled his lips into a sneer, and said without apology: "I thought I stepped on a rock, but it turned out to be your tail, no wonder it hurts so badly."

Yu Dongdong couldn't help laughing, feeling that his assistant's mouth was quite poisonous, he said with a smile: "Well, there are a lot of stones here, Ah Huang, you should be careful when walking."

Then no one cared about the angry A Cai, got in the car and left.

A Cai jumped from behind and scolded: "Disgusting human beings! Disgusting human lackeys! Stupid slaves!"

However, the car drove away long ago, and the wind blew the wind and sand raised by the wheels. A Cai, who was scolding vigorously, took a breath of wind sand unexpectedly, and suddenly coughed earth-shatteringly.

Because of Bian Feng's kick, the depression in Yu Dongdong's heart disappeared, he said: "There should be no monsters in the deep sea area that are so hostile to me."

There were changes back then, and the strength of sea monsters should not be underestimated. Although it attracted some monks with bad intentions, because of the special living environment of deep sea monsters, it was difficult for those monks to stay in the deep sea area for a long time, so the deep sea From the time of the monster's mutation to the present, it has never encountered any danger or persecution from foreign races.

The deep sea area is in the sea area, so Yu Dongdong and Zhe Feng drove directly to the seaside of the town, and then changed the mode of the car into a water flying boat before going into the sea.

Today's sea is very lively, the water surface is sparkling, and countless small fishes shuttle back and forth. Seeing their flying boat approaching, not only do not dodge, but also swim along and play around.

After driving on the sea for a while, Yu Dongdong and the others encountered a group of great white shark cubs gathered together.In front of the cubs, a small boat was parked, and a golden retriever wearing glasses squatted on it. It was Dr. Mao Mao whom Yu Dongdong knew.

Yu Dongdong drove the flying boat over and asked curiously, "Maomao, what are you doing here?"

Maomao said: "Check them."

"Hello, Mr. Administrator!" The group of small sharks next to him greeted in unison.

"You are also good." Yu Dongdong didn't see this group of great white shark cubs when he came to patrol the sea before. He didn't expect that there would be a day when he would be politely greeted by the ferocious man-eating sharks.

Mao Mao is checking the teeth of these great white shark cubs. Mao Mao said that their teeth are very important. Whether they can have a good tooth that can easily crush prey in the future depends on the growth of the cubs, so it is necessary to regularly for inspection.

Apparently, this group of cubs are also used to frequent inspections. When it was their turn, they opened their mouths without Maomao reminding them, revealing the upper and lower rows of white and sharp giant teeth. The other party's mouth is checked.Even knowing that they won't close their mouths, and with Mao Mao's cultivation, the great white shark cubs can't hurt it, but facing this scene, Yu Dongdong still couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat.

Tooth has checked the last cub, Maomao looked at the inspection list and said, "Is there another cub that hasn't come yet?"

"Who is it?"

"Who's not here?"

The cubs chattered and looked at each other in the water.

Then a cub suddenly said: "I know, it's Sha Qiandao who didn't come!"

Yu Dongdong: "Huh?"

Maomao said helplessly: "This shark has thousands of knives, it's it again."

A cub said: "It must be playing around with Grandpa Ah Jing again!"

Maomao said: "Forget it, let's ignore it, let's finish the other inspections first."

Yu Dongdong watched for a while, said goodbye to Mao Mao and the cubs, and continued to go to the deep sea.He couldn't help laughing and said to Zhe Feng: "Some parents in the town really don't care about naming their cubs."

Zhou Feng looked down at the name tag on his chest and remained silent.

The deep sea area is the same as the Antarctic glaciers, and it is not good to go in hastily, so the deep sea area has a special entrance.

When he was about to reach the entrance, Yu Dongdong saw two aquatic monsters seem to be fighting on the surface of the water, and some young cubs cried out in distress.

Yu Dongdong hurried over, and saw a huge dolphin blocking a small shark, not allowing it to leave.

The little shark yelled, "Go away! My parents won't let me play with you!"

"Don't be like this, brother Qiandao, you play with me, I will teach you very fun things!

"do not want!"

Yu Dongdong's face was full of black lines, and the scene of a wretched man with corrupt morals trying to sexually harass a child, even in the world of monsters, is intolerable!

Yu Dongdong drove the flying boat over, and asked the little shark: "Qiandao, why are you here, Mao Mao is still waiting to check your teeth."

The little shark turned out to be Qiandao Shark, as if seeing a savior, it swung its tail fin violently, "I'm rushing over! I'm going right now!"

Because of the presence of outsiders, the big dolphin finally got out of the way, and Qiandao successfully swam out, thanked Yu Dongdong gratefully, and swam away quickly as if fleeing for his life.

The big dolphin looked at the little shark that ran away with regret, then turned its head to stare at Yu Dongdong and Zhe Feng.

The dolphin greeted Yu Dongdong as if nothing had happened, "You are Mr. Administrator, oh, last time you came to patrol the sea, I happened to be busy, so unfortunately I didn't meet you."

Yu Dongdong has known for a long time that dolphins are creatures with strong sexual desires, and they almost want to do that kind of thing at any time, and regardless of race, plastic bottles can be slapped twice.However, it is too much for it to try to bully the cubs when it should have morality and a sense of shame.Although under the constraints of the town's rules, it will not really do anything to the cub, but the parents can't kill it completely, and it is still annoying to be harassed if there is nothing to do.

Yu Dongdong said with a cold face: "What's your name?"

The big dolphin smiled meaningfully, "My name is Dagen, you understand Dagen, just eh~"

Yu Dongdong wanted to help his forehead, this sounded good at first, but once the big dolphin said it, Yu Dongdong couldn't hold back his mouth no matter what, he said: "This name is hard to remember, from now on I will call you a dog leftover .”

"It's fine, just treat it as a unique address between you and me." Unexpectedly, the big dolphin didn't mind at all, it jumped out of the water and warmly extended the invitation, "Administrator, ah, there is also this one named Ah Huang Sir, do you want to come down and play? I will teach you how to enjoy fish and water! It’s very comfortable~”

Zhou Feng looked at it coldly, and raised his hand to pinch his fingers.

The big dolphin was puzzled for a moment, why did it feel that the sea water suddenly became cold?

Yu Dongdong showed a respectful and indifferent face, and said with a dark face, "I'm not interested. Gousheng, I've organized a basic moral education class, you can come and participate."

In fact, there is no such thing, but Yu Dongdong feels that a monster with no morals and no lower limit like the big dolphin really needs to be educated.

After hearing this, the dolphin seemed to be thinking, and he said, "It's fine, but as a condition, you and Ah Huang, come to my party first!"

Yu Dongdong asked vigilantly, "What party?"

"Sex." Zhou Feng said clearly.

The big dolphin immediately smiled shamelessly, "Oh, don't be so meaningless, the people who attended the party are all disciples of our Hehuan Sect——ah, Hehuan Sect, do you know? It's the sect I founded. We are doing group friendship In-depth communication, sharing everyone's cultivation experience..."

The Hehuan Sect is not a serious sect at first glance.What kind of in-depth group communication, then the fuck is just finding a place to have sex casually!

Yu Dongdong doesn't want to talk to the big dolphin anymore - he doesn't dare to use the word "communication" now, because he always feels that the big dolphin can always have sex.He said directly: "I'll give you three days to come to class, if you don't come, see how I can treat you."

"How are you going to cure me!" The big dolphin looked at Yu Dongdong with deep meaning.

Yu Dongdong rolled his eyes, and motioned for Zefeng to leave quickly.

The big dolphin was chasing after him, saying obscene language next to it, Yu Dongdong was annoying to hear it, and Feng Feng was even more annoying than him, so without Yu Dongdong's signal, Feng Feng walked over to the big dolphin's face and kicked it into the sea.

"Oops~" the big dolphin called out ripplingly.

Feng Feng's face was black and blue, he wished he could dip his feet into the water and brush it twice.He seldom took care of the town's affairs before, but he always felt that it was not strange for monsters to express their needs generously according to their nature. Although he had heard about the big dolphin before, he didn't take it to heart at the time Go, don't know what a disgusting feeling is until you run into it yourself.

Sticky and greasy.

Fortunately, after that kick, the big dolphin finally stopped catching up. When encountering such a shameless and skinless monster, Yu Dongdong felt like he was going to survive a catastrophe.He said: "I have to think about it when I go back. I don't know if there are any complaints about the big dolphins in the records. If there are, it will be easy to deal with."

Zhou Feng lowered his eyes and sneered, "If you don't have it, you have to have it."

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Mao Mao: What is our goal?

Baby Shark: No cavities! 【味牙】

The male long-tailed sparrow is really good-looking. I don’t know how to post the picture. If you are interested, you can search it

Lizards and scorpions both live in South Africa and other places. I didn’t find out whether their living areas overlap. However, everything serves the plot. The monsters in the text will basically make some changes. If it is unreasonable, it will be hard for everyone. Just close your eyes (#^.^#)

The dolphin in reality is still very cute, but the text is extraordinarily rogue, but it will be taught by the administrator to be obedient, so please don't dislike it.