monster town

When Zhou Feng arrived at the kindergarten teacher's office, the ice cream was already lying on the teacher's desk.When it saw Zhe Feng, it showed no pretense on its face, it turned its head away after seeing him, only its tail flicked back and forth a little uneasy.

Zhou Feng walked over and looked down at it, "Did you fight?"

The ice cream didn't make a sound, and Feng Feng stretched out his hand to scratch its little paw, and pulled out a pinch of tiger hair stuck between its paws, "Did you win?"

"Wow!" Ice Cream immediately yelled triumphantly, with a look of disdain in her eyes.Of course they won the fight. Although those little tigers were generally bigger than their little leopards, what's the use of brute force? Fighting still depends on brains.

Feng Feng tapped it on the head with his fingers, "So what if you win the fight, if you have the ability, don't let others know that you did it."

"..." The puppet teacher stopped helplessly when he heard this sentence just after he came in. Sure enough, there was a saying that was right: bear children are not scary, but bear parents are.

The teacher coughed and raised his hand to signal the chair next to him, "Please sit down first."

When Fengfeng sat down, Xuejiao knew that she and her assistant belonged to the same country, so she jumped off the table, climbed onto Fengfeng's lap, and sat down by herself.

Zhou Feng looked at the little milk leopard who was getting more and more familiar, but didn't push it down.

The teacher began to talk about the education of ice cream.

Xuebing has just turned two months, and at this age, it is too early to go out hunting with the snow leopard mother in the wild, but she is already brave enough to lead other cubs to charge and fight in groups; The two small groups, after they fought, it would squat on the ground and wave the flag, and then rush to help, stepping on one side and subduing the other side it helped.In just one day, the peace maintained by the kindergarten was broken.

Ice Cream's thinking is sometimes simple and rough, but in general, cunning accounts for more than half of its character.This kind of thinking is actually good for it, but it is a bit inappropriate to use it on the monsters in the town, especially the cubs.The cubs in the small town seemed relatively innocent before they started training.The teacher couldn't help asking the same question as Yu Dongdong, where did the young ice cream learn these methods?

Where did ice cream learn from?Bing Feng probably knew.

Every day at noon and evening, Feng Feng would leave after eating at Yu Dongdong's house. When Yu Dongdong was cooking, Feng Feng would turn on the TV and watch for a while.Watching TV is the only hobby that Zhou Feng has had since he came to human society. He learned a lot about how to deal with people from TV, and later became a habit, which has not changed for thousands of years.He loves to follow all kinds of popular dramas, but these dramas are usually full of various intrigues.

Usually when he is watching TV, apart from parkour and biting toys, Ice Cream just lies on the corner of the sofa and licks the hair of the TV. Occasionally, he will stare at the TV for a while in a serious manner. Sometimes Yu Dongdong comes from the kitchen to the living room to do something, if When walking in front of the TV, it blocked the TV screen, and Xue Ge would tilt her head to look for the screen, or she would yell in dissatisfaction, reminding Yu Dongdong to get out of the way.

Under this kind of influence, it is not surprising that ice cream has learned to play tricks and tricks.It’s just that it was young, self-taught, not very good at learning, and it was the first time to implement it, so it was full of loopholes, and was finally caught by the teacher as the culprit.

However, it is impossible for Zhou Feng to tell the teacher about these things. It is true that the ice cream made a mess of the kindergarten today, but in Feng Feng's opinion, this is allowed within the rules of the town. The only thing he and Yu Dongdong need to do is to let the ice cream remember Live in the town that can't devour other residents' line.But for others, the law of the jungle exists naturally even in a peaceful town.

The teacher saw that Feng Feng was basically silent the whole time, and coupled with the nonsense he heard when he entered the door just now, he knew that he had encountered the kind of parent who was difficult to communicate with.He also knew that although Xuejiao lived in the administrator's house for the time being, she was still considered a cub of the administrator's family at present, so he just hinted to Feng Feng vaguely that even if Xuejiao wanted to set up a territory in the kindergarten and take in younger brothers, she couldn't make trouble like Sun Dasheng. It's like Tiangong, making such a big commotion, otherwise it would be very difficult for them to be teachers.

Only then did Feng Feng nod his head, he didn't need to be told by the teacher, Feng Feng would teach it.He didn't want to go to work every day, and be ordered by the administrator to come over and wipe the ass of this little milk leopard.

After the conversation, it was time for the kindergarten to leave, so Feng Feng left with the ice cream.

At the school gate, Feng Feng met a cheetah father carrying a cub on his back. As he walked, he educated his cub with a very dissatisfied tone: "It said it wants to be the leader, so you are willing to give in?"

Feng Feng and Xue Gao looked at the pair of cheetah father and son at the same time, their eyes were full of disdain, and they looked at them with eyes that were beyond their control.Among the big cats, the cheetah was petite and fast, but it was still impossible to defeat the snow leopard. Even after the mutation, the reverse was rare.

So the little cheetah with clear tears on its face barked twice, softly and cute, sounding like a bird's cry, and said aggrievedly: "But, but, I can't beat it..."

Cheetah's father probably also remembered the difference in size, sighed, and walked away with his cub on his back.

The cheetah father and son walked away, Feng Feng turned around, and another pair of lion father and son walked past them. The father and son were also discussing what happened in the kindergarten.

The lion father has a beautiful mane, and the cub is riding on its neck, grabbing its mane with its paws, and complaining to the lion father: "It is so bad, if we don't listen to it , it will help the bad hyenas to bully us!"

Father Lion was furious when he heard that, "It's also a leopard, how can it help the hyena to bully us! It really should let him try the anus of a hyena!"

"Father, what does it feel like to be licked by a hyena?" the little lion asked curiously.

"What's it like?" The ice cream in her arms also raised her head and asked the assistant.

Feng Feng's face turned green for an instant, and the answer rang out along with Papa Lion, "You don't want to know."

After the aura broke out, many hyenas living in zoos in Huaguo also mutated.When they gather together, they are huge in number and powerful in attack. They once posed a great threat to other monsters in the territory.Their method of hunting monsters is the same as before. First, they besiege, and then take advantage of the monsters' unawares to attack from behind, and directly dig their anus.

At the beginning, Feng Feng was hunted and killed by monks, but once he was injured and escaped, he was followed by a group of hyenas and chased him for a long time.Like the lion who was always robbed of food by hyenas before the mutation, Bie Feng didn't like the hyenas either.

Xue Ge tilted her head. Although she didn't get an answer, Xue Ge observed Feng Feng's face and saw his dislike for hyenas, and she suddenly thought about it.

When Xing Feng returned home with the ice cream in his arms, Yu Dongdong just came back, and he bought the ingredients for dinner by the way.Seeing this one big and one small, he handed the ingredients to his assistant to hold it. He carried the ice cream over and asked about the kindergarten.

Where did he learn the tricks of ice cream? Feng Feng didn't hide it from Yu Dongdong.After hearing this, Yu Dongdong was very surprised, scratched Ice Cream's chin, and boasted: "You are so smart!"

So Ice Cream flicked her tail triumphantly, enjoying Yu Dongdong's massage with a peaceful face.

But after Yu Dongdong boasted, he said: "But it's wrong to bully classmates. I heard that you even robbed the cat's meat to eat? Then I will punish you for not having any snacks tonight, and I will take your snacks to the kindergarten tomorrow." , Apologize to the kitten you robbed of meat."

Ice Cream stopped wagging her tail and looked at Yu Dongdong with drooping ears.

"It's decided."

Yu Dongdong said without hesitation that he was worrying about how to cut off the snacks for the ice cream, but the food for the ice cream seems to be too good, and the flesh on his body grew too fast, and now he is all chubby.When I saw it was fat before, I thought it was because of the hairy body, it was puffiness.Later, the hair on its body was removed by Pangpang, but its size was not much smaller. Only then did it know that it was a solid one. I asked Mao Mao and said that it was indeed a little fat.It happened that it got into trouble this time, so Yu Dongdong wanted to lose weight for it by the way.

Ice Cream jumped off Yu Dongdong's body with fried hair, and slammed herself into the sofa, with her back turned to Yu Dongdong, turning herself into a little furball.

Yu Dongdong knew not to let it get used to bad habits, so before cooking, he opened the cabinet dedicated to ice cream snacks, packed all the snacks inside, and took them to the teacher tomorrow.

Seeing that there were no snacks left in the cupboard, Ice Cream changed her tune in anger, yowling, and secretly swore that if Twolegs really gave his snacks to those kittens, it, it would not keep him in the future Serve yourself by your side!

Feng Feng sat down on the sofa, skillfully turned on the TV, tuned it back and forth, then locked a channel and stopped moving, raised his hand and pulled the tail of the ice cream.

Xue Ge turned around angrily, bared her teeth and looked at Feng Feng.

Zhou Feng gave it a big brain blow, and motioned it to watch TV.

When Yu Dongdong packed up the snacks, seeing that Ice Cream had stopped losing her temper and was obediently watching TV, she immediately smiled reassuringly, rolled up her sleeves and went into the kitchen, deciding to cook something delicious for dinner and coax Ice Cream.

After a while, he came out of the kitchen and went to the living room to get something, when he heard the character on TV saying: "...that's called a slap, and a sweet date."

On the sofa, with his back facing Yu Dongdong's ice cream eyes sparkling, Feng Feng curled his lips into a smile, only Yu Dongdong, who didn't know anything, went into the kitchen to cook again.

The next day, in the kindergarten.

Under the gratifying gaze of the teacher, XueGao held a bag of snacks in front of the kitten who had been eaten by it yesterday, pressed her furry paws on it imposingly, raised her chin and whined twice.

"This is a snack I brought. I only give it to my younger brother. Since you called me boss yesterday, you have a share too. I will eat this snack for you."

At this time, the kitten had completely forgotten the tearful moment when it was robbed of its flesh yesterday. It licked its mouth and said excitedly, "Thank you, boss!"

"Yeah." Ice Cream let go of her paw in satisfaction, and let the kitten take the snack away.

After that, no matter whether there were kittens who were robbed of meat yesterday, they all surrounded the room, and the whole room was full of meowing.

"Boss, boss, do you still accept the younger brother?"

"Boss, can I be your little brother?"

"Boss!"

"Boss, boss!"

Looking at the little milk leopard who was distributing snacks, the corners of the teacher's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to call Yu Dongdong to ask him if he supported and acquiesced in buying ice cream with snacks.But thinking of the assistant who was almost silent at the administrator's house yesterday, the teacher felt that it didn't matter whether the call was made or not.

...that's fine too.

As long as you don't fight, everything is fine.

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