[Comprehensive] After Bai Huahua was expelled by Xiongying
Chapter 56 The Lover's Chapter Special——The IF line has nothing to do with the main text
I. Eternal Knight
Today is Saint Valentine's Day.
Arthur stood on the streets of Ginza, looked up at the sky, colorful lights were hung on the eaves, in the dark night, with a little warmth.
Fashionably dressed men and women walked quickly by this luxurious and high-end street. Compared with the usual indifference, today's Ginza is more humane.Many men who come home from get off work hold a bouquet of roses in their hands, perhaps for their wives who work hard at home to take care of their children, or for their girlfriends who are in love.
Arthur was wearing a white suit, which was different from the Japanese's Western-style appearance. Within a short while, he received many notes with phone numbers written on them.
"No, thank you, you are a beautiful girl, but I have someone I love." After turning down another bold girl, Arthur felt that maybe now he had to hurry up and get the holiday gifts ready.
He was a traditional English man, at least emotionally.
Compared with modern people who like to pursue excitement, Arthur prefers to send a bouquet of flowers to his beloved, and invite him to dance with music at night.Compared with the earth-shattering love, Arthur prefers the long flow of water.
"A bouquet of white roses." Arthur stood in front of the flower shop and said softly.
"Are you going to give it to your lover?" The boss squinted his eyes. "White roses are too plain. Red roses are more popular now."
Arthur shook his head, "He likes white."
Looking around the flower shop, Arthur saw the white orchid blooming quietly in the corner at a glance, "It's the first time I saw a white orchid in a flower shop."
"Ah, what are you talking about." The boss pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "This kind of flower is not suitable for ornamental flowers, but when I went to the flower field a few days ago, the white orchids were in full bloom, so I brought a few back. "
"Nowadays young people like roses, but no one likes white orchids." The boss shook his head and continued to trim the barbs for roses.
"Can you wrap these together for me?" Arthur said softly.
The boss smiled, "Of course, if there is Bailan as a backdrop, White Rose won't look lonely."
After hearing the boss's words, Arthur lowered his eyes.
Won't it look... lonely?
It is not set off by white orchids, but white roses... willing to bloom secretly beside white orchids.
Arthur was walking on the street holding a bouquet, attracting the attention of many people.After all, the handsome man in the white suit is like a prince, with a gentle smile in his green eyes.
Walking to the parking lot, putting the flowers on the passenger seat, Arthur drove to Shinjuku.
The other party's workplace is in Shinjuku, where good and bad people are mixed together, and it is a natural pure land for the underworld business.
Parking the car downstairs, Arthur didn't do something as eye-catching as walking into the office with flowers in his arms. He waited there quietly, keeping his eyes on the door of the company.
eight o'clock, nine o'clock...
The hour hand slowly pointed to eleven o'clock, people in the building walked wave after wave, but Arthur still didn't see the figure he was looking forward to.
Maybe it's an appointment with someone else...
Arthur lowered his head, disappointment flashed in his eyes.He has always known the other side's excellence.That man was like a warm sun, attracting everyone's attention, even he... couldn't ignore the light.
Slowly, the minute hand pointed to the direction of eleven o'clock, which was about to be twelve o'clock.
Arthur looked at the flowers on the passenger seat and sighed softly.When he was about to drive away, suddenly, someone knocked on the car window.
After a pause, Arthur saw the man outside through the car window.
Hastily rolling down the window, Arthur looked at the other party.
"Bringing a bouquet of flowers and leaving in such a hurry, do you have an appointment with someone else?" The white-haired man leaned against the car and smiled at Arthur.
"No, I'll wait." Arthur raised the corners of his lips, and then said, "It's still 5 minutes to the next day, so I don't think I'm late."
II. The Oldest King
It was another day of overtime work. In Gilgamesh's impression, whether he was alive or became a heroic spirit, he was always busy with work.He worked hard all his life for the country, and finally died of overwork.After his death, he worked hard on the career of the master of miscellaneous repairs, and was extremely busy every day.
Putting down the report in his hand, Gilgamesh made sure that all the work was done before leaning back on the chair and rubbing his temples.
I looked up at my watch, it was already three o'clock in the morning.
When he stood up and was about to turn off the computer, Gilgamesh saw the calendar reminder in the lower right corner.
St. Valentine's Day.
It seems that another name is... Valentine's Day?
Sitting back in front of the computer again, Gilgamesh casually looked up the customs of the festival.For him, preparations for the festival require at least seven days in advance.He still remembered that on Bai Lan's last birthday, the huge banquet hall was decorated with splendor by him.Some people touched the tableware in their hands and guessed that it might be gilded.But only Irie Masaichi and the others knew that any piece of tableware taken out from here was an antique cultural relic of thousands of years.
Do you want to give that kid a gift?
Gilgamesh was lost in thought.
However, if it was that kid, he should have prepared the gift and presented it early, right?After all, as a subject, why should he, who is the lord, worry about everything?
Gilgamesh, who thought so in his heart, didn't realize at all that more often he was like an old woman, following Bailan to clean up the mess.
After thinking about it like this, when Gilgamesh looked up again, it was already past four o'clock.
Touching his kidneys, he decided it would be better to take a break, otherwise he might die a second time, and there would really be no chance of resurrection at that time.
Pushing open the door, Gilgamesh went to his room.When passing by the kitchen, he heard movement inside.
Gilgamesh frowned. At this time, no one should appear in the kitchen, but he didn't sense that the barrier was broken from the outside just now... Could it be that a more powerful magician wanted to use the kitchen to poison him?
But... since he has a powerful ability, such a method is too strange.
There was a hint of sweetness on the tip of the nose.
Gilgamesh took out the stone ax from the King's Treasure, walked lightly into the kitchen, and when he saw the movement ahead, the King's Treasure opened directly.
"Miscellaneous cultivator! Feel free to break in here, and be prepared to meet the goddess of death."
then……
The white-haired man in a love apron held a milk pot in one hand and a wooden shovel for stirring chocolate in the other, stunned.
"Will I be sent to see the goddess of death if I make a chocolate?" The white-haired man blinked.
"..." Gilgamesh put away the king's treasure and turned his head to the side, "You're so late, why don't you go to sleep, what are you doing here?"
Continuing to stir the chocolate in her hand, Bai Lan lowered her head and said, "As you can see, make chocolate."
"For Valentine's Day?" Gilgamesh raised his eyebrows, "Do you have a loved one who you want to gift chocolate to?"
"Ah, no, of course not." Bai Lan shrugged, "Giri Chocolate, it seems that I squeezed you a little too much, so take this time to make some chocolates to comfort you."
"Tsk, little trick." Gilgamesh didn't know what he was jealous of, but when he thought that the chocolate in the other party's hand was going to be given to many people, he seemed to eat all of them.
"So you get up so early to make chocolate?" Gilgamesh asked.
Bai Lan said: "After all, when giving a gift, it's better not to let the other party see the process of making it."
Gilgamesh suddenly felt a little regretful. If he just worked overtime until dawn, he wouldn't be able to see how this kid was making chocolate. At that time... maybe there would be a sense of surprise.
But now...
Gilgamesh looked up at Bailan. The white-haired boy was wearing a pink apron, his white hair was wrapped in a light yellow turban, and some chocolate sauce was stained on his cheeks. He lowered his head and looked at his hands seriously. The chocolate in the middle, shaking the wrist and stirring it quickly.Gilgamesh was fascinated for a moment, the boy's fair and slender fingers, purple eyes drooping, and white hair ran out of the turban disobediently...
"Miscellaneous cultivator, you are still like a child." Gilgamesh took a few steps forward and lifted the boy's chin.
"Eh?" Bai Lan was slightly taken aback.
Wiping the chocolate sauce off his cheeks with his fingers, Gilgamesh was about to let go of Bailan when he suddenly saw the boy's purple eyes staring at him intently.
His fingers paused, and Gilgamesh let go.Then he pretended not to care, dipped his fingers in some chocolate and put it in his mouth, "It's sweet and greasy, what's delicious?"
Bai Lan was not angry, he smiled, and dipped his fingers in some chocolate, but instead of eating it, he dipped it on his lips.
"This is chocolate for you, don't you come and get it yourself?"
"Happy Valentine's Day, Jill... um."
III. Disqualification
Since when did you get used to sharing a house with others?
Osamu Dazai sighed, and resignedly took out the plate from the sink and began to wash it.
"Hey, Bai Lan, are you just lying there and not helping me with the housework?" Osamu Dazai glanced at the boy who looked like a fat man lying on the sofa and eating cotton candy, and raised his eyebrows.
"These are the dishes you used yesterday, why do you want me to wash them?" Bai Lan continued watching the movie without even turning her head, "Besides, Mrs. Dazai, before you were going to live with me, you agreed to help I do housework."
"...you are cheating workers."
"You can start a worker's revolution, I have no objection." Bai Lan turned her head and showed a little devilish smile to Osamu Dazai.
"I knew that when I cleared my identity before, I went to live in another place." After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he resigned to his fate and began to wash the dishes.
"Anywhere else?" Bai Lan laughed, "Now you eat my food, drink my food, live in my clothes and wear my clothes. If it weren't for me, you would have been poor enough to live on the street long ago, right?"
Just when the last plate was rinsed, Osamu Dazai washed the oil off his hands with water, and then squeezed his whole body beside Bai Lan, "Sit over there, I want to watch TV too."
Bai Lan glanced at Osamu Dazai, "Didn't you see such a big empty seat?"
Osamu Dazai immediately showed a flattering smile, "I will be your heater, you will never feel cold in winter when you hug me."
"Dazai." Bai Lan suddenly called the other party's name.
"I'm listening."
"It's summer now, and the temperature in Tokyo has reached 35 degrees." Bai Lan wore very little, a white short sleeve, and a pair of black baggy shorts that reached above her knees. Although the air conditioner was turned on in the room, the two of them stuck together, Still a little hot.
"It's okay, just turn on the air conditioner colder." Osamu Dazai quickly picked up the remote control of the air conditioner, and then adjusted the temperature to ten degrees. Immediately afterwards, without giving Bai Lan a chance to react, he opened the window and threw the remote control out .
"...What are you doing?" Bai Lan raised her eyebrows.
Osamu Dazai smiled at Bailan.
Bai Lan was so angry that she didn't even want to scold, after all Osamu Dazai's saucy operations were too numerous to count.Called the maintenance department, and the other party said that the new remote control would not be delivered until the next day. Bai Lan expressed his thanks and hung up the phone.
Shivering, Bai Lan thought about it, the problem before him was very serious.The house is centrally air-conditioned, and a remote control controls all air-conditioning outlets.Or, unplug the AC cord, but in the meantime, he has to endure the Tokyo heat.Or, enduring the cold, wearing a few more clothes and huddling in the house to survive the day.
"Forget it." Bai Lan stood up, ready to go to the bedroom to get some clothes.
Osamu Dazai didn't stop him either, watching Bai Lan return to the living room with the winter quilt and clothes.But perhaps out of revenge, Bai Lan didn't even give Dazai the corner of the quilt.
But Osamu Dazai didn't care at all, instead he let himself sit under the air conditioner in summer clothes and blow directly on it.
Bai Lan was eating cotton candy and watching a movie.It wasn't until after the movie ended that he realized that Osamu Dazai beside him seemed to have been silent all the time. When he turned his head to look at him, he realized that the man's face was flushed at the moment, which was obviously a symptom of having a fever.
"Are you trying to commit suicide in this way?" Bai Lan glared at Dazai Osamu, and immediately covered Dazai Osamu with the quilt, "You are obviously much older than me, but now you are like a child who doesn't know what to do?"
Osamu Dazai did not speak, and seemed to have fallen asleep with his eyes closed.
Bailan sighed, carried Dazai to his room, and when he was about to get up to serve him water, Dazai grabbed him like an octopus, causing him to fall onto the bed.
"Dazai, let go of me."
Osamu Dazai fell asleep.
Ok.
Bai Lan raised her hand and touched Dazai's forehead, it was not so hot anymore.And this room was decorated with a small air conditioner, which is not enough on weekdays, but it is obviously enough today.Not wanting to go back to her bedroom which was like an ice cellar at all, Bai Lan pushed Dazai to the side and lay down directly on it.
Let's make up for one night like this, it's not like we haven't slept together.
Thinking of how they usually slept together after drinking, Bai Lan turned over and closed her eyes.
late at night.
The white-haired boy fell asleep with his eyes closed, while the man next to him propped himself up with one hand.
"This temperature... is not worth mentioning to me at all."
The man leaned over and kissed the boy's lips, "Happy Valentine's Day, Bai Lan."
IV. Ice and Chocolate
"Mr. Hong, are you ready to leave work?" Izuku Midori asked as he watched his old classmate from the same firm packing his briefcase.
"Well, I want to go home early today." Hong nodded.
Behind him, the TV shows the sudden events of this morning.
"According to our station, this case is led by Hong Jiaodong, who is currently No.3 in the professional hero rankings. He caught the suspect in the shortest time and minimized the loss." The female anchor broadcast today's news.
"The bonus at the end of the month is probably yours again, boom." Lugu shrugged, "By the way, today Iida asked to go drink together, do you want to come?"
After a pause, he shook his head, "Sorry, I have an appointment today."
Green Valley suddenly realized what day it was, and he quickly waved his hands and said, "Hahaha, we should be the ones apologizing. It was our fault to ask you out on this day."
Hong Jiaodong smiled, "It's nothing, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first."
Watching Hong's back, Lu Gu said: "I'm really curious about who is the other half of Hong..."
He hurried home so that when he passed the dessert shop, he packed a chocolate dessert. He knew that his cohabitant liked to eat desserts.With a gentle smile on his face, he carried the bag and rushed home almost twice as fast as usual.
In order to surprise the other party, Hong didn't knock on the door. He walked into the room quietly, heard the sound of footsteps inside, and raised the corners of his lips. When he was about to call the other party's name, he stopped because of the conversation inside. action.
"Lord Bai Lan, I'm sorry. We met Hong Jiaodong this morning. If it wasn't for him, this mission would definitely go smoothly." The phone was switched to hands-free mode, and a man over there said hastily.
In Hong Jiaodong's eyes, Bai Lan is always a man with a smile on his face. He is friendly and gentle, and there are almost no bad words to describe him.
But now... as Hong lowered his eyes, Bai Lan's voice changed.
"I only look at the result, Akutagawa-kun, I think, you should know what kind of punishment you will get if you fail, right?"
"Please let me atone for my crime!"
The man was silent for a long time, "I'll give you one last chance, don't let me down."
"Can I kill Hong Jiaodong if necessary?"
Boom's heart felt tightly grasped.
"As I said, I only look at the results."
It is obviously the most warm day between lovers, but Hong Jiaodong seems to be standing in the ice... His lover may be the mastermind behind the serial crimes in the past few years-the leader of Zhenliu Diaohua.
The phone was hung up, and Bai Lan seemed to sit there for a while.Hong Jiaodong knew that now should be the best time to escape.But he felt at a loss.
"Jiao Dong? Have you come back yet?" Bai Lan just walked out when he saw Hong Jiao Dong standing there. A complex emotion flashed across his eyes, and then he returned to his usual smile.
"Ah, yes." Hong raised the corners of his lips, "I prepared chocolate for you."
"Thank you so much." The moment Bai Lan raised his hand to take the chocolate, the ice skate appeared in the opponent's hand, and at the same time, Bai Lan's death-qi flames spread all over his body.
"Really, it's a special gift, Jiao Dong." The matter has come to this point, and there is no need for Bai Lan to hide it from the other party.
But Hong didn't speak, and directly attacked.
As the two wrestled in this newly renovated house, the TV they bought together was pierced by ice blades, and the refrigerator they picked out together was burned by flames. When the two stopped, almost nothing here was intact. .
"Stop, Bai Lan." Hong Jiaodong said suddenly, "I will fight for your chance to be released on bail."
But Bai Lan raised the corners of her lips and just said, "Oh?"
"But Hong, I seem to be the one who is better now?" Bai Lan raised her hand, the blood stained on her fingertips came from Hong's waist.
The two continued to fight together.
Bai Lan is too familiar with Hong Jiao Dong.
When the man with red and white hair fell to the ground and gasped for breath, Bai Lan was still standing there intact.He walked over slowly, leaned over and planted a kiss on Hong's forehead.
"Sorry, Jiao Dong, I still can't seem to be a completely good person..."
Leaving Hong, who was already unconscious due to excessive blood loss, Bai Lan called the emergency call.When going out, he picked up the tattered chocolate paper bag on the ground.
Open the package and stuff the chocolate into your mouth.
"Tsk, that idiot, the thing I hate the most is dark chocolate."
Even so, he still ate the whole box of chocolates.Glancing at the box decorated with petals, Bai Lan shrugged, placed it at the door and left quietly.
Years later, Hong Jiaodong, who had grown into a No. 1 professional hero, arrested Bai Lan and brought him to justice.
"Oh, I got caught." Bai Lan smiled, as always.
Looking directly at Bai Lan, "This time, I won't let you run away again."
Bai Lan paused, "Of course, after all, if you want to continue running away, I won't let you catch me."
V. Responsibilities and Notes
Every year on Valentine's Day, Prynne would receive a bunch of chocolates at school.Then these chocolates will all enter Irie Masaichi's stomach.
"If you don't want to eat, don't take it back. I'm tired every time I finish these chocolates." Irie touched his stomach, and then began to read the small note written in the wrapping paper .
"Student Bailan, your eyes are as beautiful as jewels, and I can't extricate myself... This is a bit sour, no way." Irie put the paper in his hand aside and started to read the next one, "Student Bailan, I love you , please date me for the purpose of marriage. This is too straightforward, are you sure you can accept a girl with this personality?"
Bai Lan smiled without saying a word.
Irie continued to read, "Student Bai Lan, I want to give birth to a basketball team for you. This... Are you sure this is not a girl from the basketball team?"
"He's the captain of the basketball team." Bai Lan shrugged.
"...Okay." Irie helped his forehead.
Looking at it, Irie couldn't help but lament the boldness of young people nowadays, thinking that when he was in high school, maybe it was because he was too shy to receive these chocolates with hot words.
In order to treat all the children who wrote letters to Bailan sincerely, Irie Masaichi read all the letters to Bailan, but when he picked up the last piece of paper, he was stunned.
"Aren't you going to read it out?" Bai Lan raised her eyebrows and smiled.
Irie Masaichi hadn't reacted yet.
Bai Lan smiled and took out the note from the other party's hand, and then read it in front of him, "Mr. Irie, would you like to take care of me like an old mother for the rest of my life?"
"But before that, what do you think of the piece of chocolate I made?" Bai Lan raised the corners of her lips.
VI. Ending
At the end of the day, Merlin, who was sitting in front of the barrier he built and watched the series of sitcoms, turned his head to look at Bai Lan, "How about these pictures I imagined?"
"You'd better die." Bai Lan raised his hand, and the flames rushed towards Merlin.
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All have nothing to do with the main text, nothing to do with it at all, it's all about Merlin's dream (Merlin: ???)
Let's go, Happy Valentine's Day everyone
Today is Saint Valentine's Day.
Arthur stood on the streets of Ginza, looked up at the sky, colorful lights were hung on the eaves, in the dark night, with a little warmth.
Fashionably dressed men and women walked quickly by this luxurious and high-end street. Compared with the usual indifference, today's Ginza is more humane.Many men who come home from get off work hold a bouquet of roses in their hands, perhaps for their wives who work hard at home to take care of their children, or for their girlfriends who are in love.
Arthur was wearing a white suit, which was different from the Japanese's Western-style appearance. Within a short while, he received many notes with phone numbers written on them.
"No, thank you, you are a beautiful girl, but I have someone I love." After turning down another bold girl, Arthur felt that maybe now he had to hurry up and get the holiday gifts ready.
He was a traditional English man, at least emotionally.
Compared with modern people who like to pursue excitement, Arthur prefers to send a bouquet of flowers to his beloved, and invite him to dance with music at night.Compared with the earth-shattering love, Arthur prefers the long flow of water.
"A bouquet of white roses." Arthur stood in front of the flower shop and said softly.
"Are you going to give it to your lover?" The boss squinted his eyes. "White roses are too plain. Red roses are more popular now."
Arthur shook his head, "He likes white."
Looking around the flower shop, Arthur saw the white orchid blooming quietly in the corner at a glance, "It's the first time I saw a white orchid in a flower shop."
"Ah, what are you talking about." The boss pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "This kind of flower is not suitable for ornamental flowers, but when I went to the flower field a few days ago, the white orchids were in full bloom, so I brought a few back. "
"Nowadays young people like roses, but no one likes white orchids." The boss shook his head and continued to trim the barbs for roses.
"Can you wrap these together for me?" Arthur said softly.
The boss smiled, "Of course, if there is Bailan as a backdrop, White Rose won't look lonely."
After hearing the boss's words, Arthur lowered his eyes.
Won't it look... lonely?
It is not set off by white orchids, but white roses... willing to bloom secretly beside white orchids.
Arthur was walking on the street holding a bouquet, attracting the attention of many people.After all, the handsome man in the white suit is like a prince, with a gentle smile in his green eyes.
Walking to the parking lot, putting the flowers on the passenger seat, Arthur drove to Shinjuku.
The other party's workplace is in Shinjuku, where good and bad people are mixed together, and it is a natural pure land for the underworld business.
Parking the car downstairs, Arthur didn't do something as eye-catching as walking into the office with flowers in his arms. He waited there quietly, keeping his eyes on the door of the company.
eight o'clock, nine o'clock...
The hour hand slowly pointed to eleven o'clock, people in the building walked wave after wave, but Arthur still didn't see the figure he was looking forward to.
Maybe it's an appointment with someone else...
Arthur lowered his head, disappointment flashed in his eyes.He has always known the other side's excellence.That man was like a warm sun, attracting everyone's attention, even he... couldn't ignore the light.
Slowly, the minute hand pointed to the direction of eleven o'clock, which was about to be twelve o'clock.
Arthur looked at the flowers on the passenger seat and sighed softly.When he was about to drive away, suddenly, someone knocked on the car window.
After a pause, Arthur saw the man outside through the car window.
Hastily rolling down the window, Arthur looked at the other party.
"Bringing a bouquet of flowers and leaving in such a hurry, do you have an appointment with someone else?" The white-haired man leaned against the car and smiled at Arthur.
"No, I'll wait." Arthur raised the corners of his lips, and then said, "It's still 5 minutes to the next day, so I don't think I'm late."
II. The Oldest King
It was another day of overtime work. In Gilgamesh's impression, whether he was alive or became a heroic spirit, he was always busy with work.He worked hard all his life for the country, and finally died of overwork.After his death, he worked hard on the career of the master of miscellaneous repairs, and was extremely busy every day.
Putting down the report in his hand, Gilgamesh made sure that all the work was done before leaning back on the chair and rubbing his temples.
I looked up at my watch, it was already three o'clock in the morning.
When he stood up and was about to turn off the computer, Gilgamesh saw the calendar reminder in the lower right corner.
St. Valentine's Day.
It seems that another name is... Valentine's Day?
Sitting back in front of the computer again, Gilgamesh casually looked up the customs of the festival.For him, preparations for the festival require at least seven days in advance.He still remembered that on Bai Lan's last birthday, the huge banquet hall was decorated with splendor by him.Some people touched the tableware in their hands and guessed that it might be gilded.But only Irie Masaichi and the others knew that any piece of tableware taken out from here was an antique cultural relic of thousands of years.
Do you want to give that kid a gift?
Gilgamesh was lost in thought.
However, if it was that kid, he should have prepared the gift and presented it early, right?After all, as a subject, why should he, who is the lord, worry about everything?
Gilgamesh, who thought so in his heart, didn't realize at all that more often he was like an old woman, following Bailan to clean up the mess.
After thinking about it like this, when Gilgamesh looked up again, it was already past four o'clock.
Touching his kidneys, he decided it would be better to take a break, otherwise he might die a second time, and there would really be no chance of resurrection at that time.
Pushing open the door, Gilgamesh went to his room.When passing by the kitchen, he heard movement inside.
Gilgamesh frowned. At this time, no one should appear in the kitchen, but he didn't sense that the barrier was broken from the outside just now... Could it be that a more powerful magician wanted to use the kitchen to poison him?
But... since he has a powerful ability, such a method is too strange.
There was a hint of sweetness on the tip of the nose.
Gilgamesh took out the stone ax from the King's Treasure, walked lightly into the kitchen, and when he saw the movement ahead, the King's Treasure opened directly.
"Miscellaneous cultivator! Feel free to break in here, and be prepared to meet the goddess of death."
then……
The white-haired man in a love apron held a milk pot in one hand and a wooden shovel for stirring chocolate in the other, stunned.
"Will I be sent to see the goddess of death if I make a chocolate?" The white-haired man blinked.
"..." Gilgamesh put away the king's treasure and turned his head to the side, "You're so late, why don't you go to sleep, what are you doing here?"
Continuing to stir the chocolate in her hand, Bai Lan lowered her head and said, "As you can see, make chocolate."
"For Valentine's Day?" Gilgamesh raised his eyebrows, "Do you have a loved one who you want to gift chocolate to?"
"Ah, no, of course not." Bai Lan shrugged, "Giri Chocolate, it seems that I squeezed you a little too much, so take this time to make some chocolates to comfort you."
"Tsk, little trick." Gilgamesh didn't know what he was jealous of, but when he thought that the chocolate in the other party's hand was going to be given to many people, he seemed to eat all of them.
"So you get up so early to make chocolate?" Gilgamesh asked.
Bai Lan said: "After all, when giving a gift, it's better not to let the other party see the process of making it."
Gilgamesh suddenly felt a little regretful. If he just worked overtime until dawn, he wouldn't be able to see how this kid was making chocolate. At that time... maybe there would be a sense of surprise.
But now...
Gilgamesh looked up at Bailan. The white-haired boy was wearing a pink apron, his white hair was wrapped in a light yellow turban, and some chocolate sauce was stained on his cheeks. He lowered his head and looked at his hands seriously. The chocolate in the middle, shaking the wrist and stirring it quickly.Gilgamesh was fascinated for a moment, the boy's fair and slender fingers, purple eyes drooping, and white hair ran out of the turban disobediently...
"Miscellaneous cultivator, you are still like a child." Gilgamesh took a few steps forward and lifted the boy's chin.
"Eh?" Bai Lan was slightly taken aback.
Wiping the chocolate sauce off his cheeks with his fingers, Gilgamesh was about to let go of Bailan when he suddenly saw the boy's purple eyes staring at him intently.
His fingers paused, and Gilgamesh let go.Then he pretended not to care, dipped his fingers in some chocolate and put it in his mouth, "It's sweet and greasy, what's delicious?"
Bai Lan was not angry, he smiled, and dipped his fingers in some chocolate, but instead of eating it, he dipped it on his lips.
"This is chocolate for you, don't you come and get it yourself?"
"Happy Valentine's Day, Jill... um."
III. Disqualification
Since when did you get used to sharing a house with others?
Osamu Dazai sighed, and resignedly took out the plate from the sink and began to wash it.
"Hey, Bai Lan, are you just lying there and not helping me with the housework?" Osamu Dazai glanced at the boy who looked like a fat man lying on the sofa and eating cotton candy, and raised his eyebrows.
"These are the dishes you used yesterday, why do you want me to wash them?" Bai Lan continued watching the movie without even turning her head, "Besides, Mrs. Dazai, before you were going to live with me, you agreed to help I do housework."
"...you are cheating workers."
"You can start a worker's revolution, I have no objection." Bai Lan turned her head and showed a little devilish smile to Osamu Dazai.
"I knew that when I cleared my identity before, I went to live in another place." After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he resigned to his fate and began to wash the dishes.
"Anywhere else?" Bai Lan laughed, "Now you eat my food, drink my food, live in my clothes and wear my clothes. If it weren't for me, you would have been poor enough to live on the street long ago, right?"
Just when the last plate was rinsed, Osamu Dazai washed the oil off his hands with water, and then squeezed his whole body beside Bai Lan, "Sit over there, I want to watch TV too."
Bai Lan glanced at Osamu Dazai, "Didn't you see such a big empty seat?"
Osamu Dazai immediately showed a flattering smile, "I will be your heater, you will never feel cold in winter when you hug me."
"Dazai." Bai Lan suddenly called the other party's name.
"I'm listening."
"It's summer now, and the temperature in Tokyo has reached 35 degrees." Bai Lan wore very little, a white short sleeve, and a pair of black baggy shorts that reached above her knees. Although the air conditioner was turned on in the room, the two of them stuck together, Still a little hot.
"It's okay, just turn on the air conditioner colder." Osamu Dazai quickly picked up the remote control of the air conditioner, and then adjusted the temperature to ten degrees. Immediately afterwards, without giving Bai Lan a chance to react, he opened the window and threw the remote control out .
"...What are you doing?" Bai Lan raised her eyebrows.
Osamu Dazai smiled at Bailan.
Bai Lan was so angry that she didn't even want to scold, after all Osamu Dazai's saucy operations were too numerous to count.Called the maintenance department, and the other party said that the new remote control would not be delivered until the next day. Bai Lan expressed his thanks and hung up the phone.
Shivering, Bai Lan thought about it, the problem before him was very serious.The house is centrally air-conditioned, and a remote control controls all air-conditioning outlets.Or, unplug the AC cord, but in the meantime, he has to endure the Tokyo heat.Or, enduring the cold, wearing a few more clothes and huddling in the house to survive the day.
"Forget it." Bai Lan stood up, ready to go to the bedroom to get some clothes.
Osamu Dazai didn't stop him either, watching Bai Lan return to the living room with the winter quilt and clothes.But perhaps out of revenge, Bai Lan didn't even give Dazai the corner of the quilt.
But Osamu Dazai didn't care at all, instead he let himself sit under the air conditioner in summer clothes and blow directly on it.
Bai Lan was eating cotton candy and watching a movie.It wasn't until after the movie ended that he realized that Osamu Dazai beside him seemed to have been silent all the time. When he turned his head to look at him, he realized that the man's face was flushed at the moment, which was obviously a symptom of having a fever.
"Are you trying to commit suicide in this way?" Bai Lan glared at Dazai Osamu, and immediately covered Dazai Osamu with the quilt, "You are obviously much older than me, but now you are like a child who doesn't know what to do?"
Osamu Dazai did not speak, and seemed to have fallen asleep with his eyes closed.
Bailan sighed, carried Dazai to his room, and when he was about to get up to serve him water, Dazai grabbed him like an octopus, causing him to fall onto the bed.
"Dazai, let go of me."
Osamu Dazai fell asleep.
Ok.
Bai Lan raised her hand and touched Dazai's forehead, it was not so hot anymore.And this room was decorated with a small air conditioner, which is not enough on weekdays, but it is obviously enough today.Not wanting to go back to her bedroom which was like an ice cellar at all, Bai Lan pushed Dazai to the side and lay down directly on it.
Let's make up for one night like this, it's not like we haven't slept together.
Thinking of how they usually slept together after drinking, Bai Lan turned over and closed her eyes.
late at night.
The white-haired boy fell asleep with his eyes closed, while the man next to him propped himself up with one hand.
"This temperature... is not worth mentioning to me at all."
The man leaned over and kissed the boy's lips, "Happy Valentine's Day, Bai Lan."
IV. Ice and Chocolate
"Mr. Hong, are you ready to leave work?" Izuku Midori asked as he watched his old classmate from the same firm packing his briefcase.
"Well, I want to go home early today." Hong nodded.
Behind him, the TV shows the sudden events of this morning.
"According to our station, this case is led by Hong Jiaodong, who is currently No.3 in the professional hero rankings. He caught the suspect in the shortest time and minimized the loss." The female anchor broadcast today's news.
"The bonus at the end of the month is probably yours again, boom." Lugu shrugged, "By the way, today Iida asked to go drink together, do you want to come?"
After a pause, he shook his head, "Sorry, I have an appointment today."
Green Valley suddenly realized what day it was, and he quickly waved his hands and said, "Hahaha, we should be the ones apologizing. It was our fault to ask you out on this day."
Hong Jiaodong smiled, "It's nothing, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first."
Watching Hong's back, Lu Gu said: "I'm really curious about who is the other half of Hong..."
He hurried home so that when he passed the dessert shop, he packed a chocolate dessert. He knew that his cohabitant liked to eat desserts.With a gentle smile on his face, he carried the bag and rushed home almost twice as fast as usual.
In order to surprise the other party, Hong didn't knock on the door. He walked into the room quietly, heard the sound of footsteps inside, and raised the corners of his lips. When he was about to call the other party's name, he stopped because of the conversation inside. action.
"Lord Bai Lan, I'm sorry. We met Hong Jiaodong this morning. If it wasn't for him, this mission would definitely go smoothly." The phone was switched to hands-free mode, and a man over there said hastily.
In Hong Jiaodong's eyes, Bai Lan is always a man with a smile on his face. He is friendly and gentle, and there are almost no bad words to describe him.
But now... as Hong lowered his eyes, Bai Lan's voice changed.
"I only look at the result, Akutagawa-kun, I think, you should know what kind of punishment you will get if you fail, right?"
"Please let me atone for my crime!"
The man was silent for a long time, "I'll give you one last chance, don't let me down."
"Can I kill Hong Jiaodong if necessary?"
Boom's heart felt tightly grasped.
"As I said, I only look at the results."
It is obviously the most warm day between lovers, but Hong Jiaodong seems to be standing in the ice... His lover may be the mastermind behind the serial crimes in the past few years-the leader of Zhenliu Diaohua.
The phone was hung up, and Bai Lan seemed to sit there for a while.Hong Jiaodong knew that now should be the best time to escape.But he felt at a loss.
"Jiao Dong? Have you come back yet?" Bai Lan just walked out when he saw Hong Jiao Dong standing there. A complex emotion flashed across his eyes, and then he returned to his usual smile.
"Ah, yes." Hong raised the corners of his lips, "I prepared chocolate for you."
"Thank you so much." The moment Bai Lan raised his hand to take the chocolate, the ice skate appeared in the opponent's hand, and at the same time, Bai Lan's death-qi flames spread all over his body.
"Really, it's a special gift, Jiao Dong." The matter has come to this point, and there is no need for Bai Lan to hide it from the other party.
But Hong didn't speak, and directly attacked.
As the two wrestled in this newly renovated house, the TV they bought together was pierced by ice blades, and the refrigerator they picked out together was burned by flames. When the two stopped, almost nothing here was intact. .
"Stop, Bai Lan." Hong Jiaodong said suddenly, "I will fight for your chance to be released on bail."
But Bai Lan raised the corners of her lips and just said, "Oh?"
"But Hong, I seem to be the one who is better now?" Bai Lan raised her hand, the blood stained on her fingertips came from Hong's waist.
The two continued to fight together.
Bai Lan is too familiar with Hong Jiao Dong.
When the man with red and white hair fell to the ground and gasped for breath, Bai Lan was still standing there intact.He walked over slowly, leaned over and planted a kiss on Hong's forehead.
"Sorry, Jiao Dong, I still can't seem to be a completely good person..."
Leaving Hong, who was already unconscious due to excessive blood loss, Bai Lan called the emergency call.When going out, he picked up the tattered chocolate paper bag on the ground.
Open the package and stuff the chocolate into your mouth.
"Tsk, that idiot, the thing I hate the most is dark chocolate."
Even so, he still ate the whole box of chocolates.Glancing at the box decorated with petals, Bai Lan shrugged, placed it at the door and left quietly.
Years later, Hong Jiaodong, who had grown into a No. 1 professional hero, arrested Bai Lan and brought him to justice.
"Oh, I got caught." Bai Lan smiled, as always.
Looking directly at Bai Lan, "This time, I won't let you run away again."
Bai Lan paused, "Of course, after all, if you want to continue running away, I won't let you catch me."
V. Responsibilities and Notes
Every year on Valentine's Day, Prynne would receive a bunch of chocolates at school.Then these chocolates will all enter Irie Masaichi's stomach.
"If you don't want to eat, don't take it back. I'm tired every time I finish these chocolates." Irie touched his stomach, and then began to read the small note written in the wrapping paper .
"Student Bailan, your eyes are as beautiful as jewels, and I can't extricate myself... This is a bit sour, no way." Irie put the paper in his hand aside and started to read the next one, "Student Bailan, I love you , please date me for the purpose of marriage. This is too straightforward, are you sure you can accept a girl with this personality?"
Bai Lan smiled without saying a word.
Irie continued to read, "Student Bai Lan, I want to give birth to a basketball team for you. This... Are you sure this is not a girl from the basketball team?"
"He's the captain of the basketball team." Bai Lan shrugged.
"...Okay." Irie helped his forehead.
Looking at it, Irie couldn't help but lament the boldness of young people nowadays, thinking that when he was in high school, maybe it was because he was too shy to receive these chocolates with hot words.
In order to treat all the children who wrote letters to Bailan sincerely, Irie Masaichi read all the letters to Bailan, but when he picked up the last piece of paper, he was stunned.
"Aren't you going to read it out?" Bai Lan raised her eyebrows and smiled.
Irie Masaichi hadn't reacted yet.
Bai Lan smiled and took out the note from the other party's hand, and then read it in front of him, "Mr. Irie, would you like to take care of me like an old mother for the rest of my life?"
"But before that, what do you think of the piece of chocolate I made?" Bai Lan raised the corners of her lips.
VI. Ending
At the end of the day, Merlin, who was sitting in front of the barrier he built and watched the series of sitcoms, turned his head to look at Bai Lan, "How about these pictures I imagined?"
"You'd better die." Bai Lan raised his hand, and the flames rushed towards Merlin.
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All have nothing to do with the main text, nothing to do with it at all, it's all about Merlin's dream (Merlin: ???)
Let's go, Happy Valentine's Day everyone
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