who took my head

"Assistant Lu, Mr. Guan looks very happy today." A courageous staff member sneaked up to Lu Fanxin after the meeting and asked in a low voice.

"How did you see that?" Assistant Lu was dumbfounded.

"During today's meeting, the corners of his mouth kept rising. He didn't get angry even when the team leader made a mistake. Besides, he didn't say anything about the coffee you made for him today without milk." The girl looked at him triumphantly. , The ponytail should also be raised to the sky.

"How do you know I didn't add milk?!" Lu Fanxin was frightened to death, he thought Guan Qi's sense of taste had gone bad today.

"I saw it." The girl blinked at her, then turned away as if hiding her merit and fame.

Lu Fanxin turned around belatedly, and almost bit his own tongue when he saw Guan Qi.

"Guan Zong, can I ask you to walk loudly in the future?" Lu Fanxin was frightened to death.

"It's almost the end of the term. Is Mo Han going to take an exam? I remember that Ma Zhe's book is missing." Guan Qi propped his elbows on the table and looked at him.

"Guan Zong, I didn't say that, but I really want to say, you all broke up, do you care if he lost his books?" Lu Fanxin looked at him with hatred, and said helplessly, "I said, You forget it."

Guan Qi suddenly raised his eyes and stared at Lu Fanxin, making goose bumps all over his body, and he said after a while: "Okay."

Ok? !

"If you listen to my suggestion, then I will give you another suggestion, help me recover this month's bonus." Lu Fanxin shouted at his back.

"Do you still want this month's salary?" Guan Qi suddenly turned around and looked at Lu Fanxin with a smile.

Assistant Lu stood as straight as the elementary school student who just got the red scarf, pursed his lips and made a movement of zipping up, and Mr. Guan left in satisfaction.

Lu Fanxin looked at him bitterly as he walked into his office.

O wicked slave master!Damn capitalists!

"Wake up! The teacher has called the roll call!" Meng Hao knocked Ke Ao awake with his elbow.

"Ke Ao."

"Damn!" Ke Ao replied reflexively, seeing everyone laughing and the teacher's face turning green, he quickly shouted, "Here!"

"You are amazing, you are still asleep in the last Ma Zhe class." Shen Lan said suddenly behind him.

"Father, no, Shen Lan, I beg you, can you let me have a stable end of term?" Ke Ao turned around and looked at him impatiently.

"Did I let you pass?" Shen Lan looked at him amusedly, "See if you can pass the end of the semester."

Ke Ao resisted the urge to turn around and beat him up, and said in a low voice, "None of your business."

After finally surviving the class, Ke Ao lay on the table like mud, and asked Meng Hao what he wanted for lunch today without moving.

"Qianqian finished a test today, and she asked me to bring you to have dinner together." Meng Hao pulled him up, "Let's go!"

"I don't want to eat the spicy soup and hot and sour noodles at the door." Ke Ao cried and said, "I'm getting angry."

"Eat it or not, Qianqian doesn't like to eat this either, ancestor, please stop talking about it, okay?" Meng Hao kicked him.

"Let's go." He covered his face.

Tong Qianqian was standing at the door wearing a skirt, smiling like a spring breeze. When she saw Meng Hao, she ran over and kissed her. Ke Ao covered her face with her hands and moved to her eyes, and said pitifully, "I'm so miserable, I'm all on fire!" And come to eat dog food."

"Damn it, why did you get angry?" Tong Qianqian patted his head like a puppy, "It's so pitiful."

"I don't know, maybe it's because of the teriyaki chicken rice that your family brought me yesterday, he poisoned it." Ke Ao blinked his eyes and said.

"However, it will poison you! My God!" Tong Qianqian looked at him in surprise.

With a helpless expression on his face, Meng Hao dragged them away with each hand: "Please don't embarrass yourself at the door, okay? Let's do it after dinner."

Ke Ao's anger became more and more serious, and he could still talk well when he ordered it just now, but now he said "hiss~" ecstasy after every bite.

Tong Qianqian was chewing something in her mouth, her cheeks were bulging, she looked at Ke Ao as if watching some animal, and she waited until the food in her mouth was swallowed before she said: "I rely on you, are you really okay? What did you eat yesterday?" ?”

"I didn't eat anything." Ke Ao covered his mouth in agony, "I think there may be a reason why I got angry from playing games yesterday."

"Pfft, isn't it, who is so good." Tong Qianqian asked while eating the shrimp that Meng Hao handed over.

"Can you two have a good meal?" Ke Ao knocked on the bowl with his chopsticks, "It's just a girl. If you beat her, you'll be bad, but if you kill her, you'll be able to snatch her."

"Did you scold her?" Meng Hao asked while pinching Tong Qianqian's meat.

"Am I the kind of person who can scold girls?!" Ke Ao looked at Meng Hao bitterly, but found that the two opposite him were looking at him as if they were watching a ghost.

"That...in the past...to Qianqian...wasn't it intentional." Ke Ao hurriedly apologized.

Tong Qianqian thought he was so funny, so she just stared at him with a cold face.

Ke Ao felt that the bag in his mouth was getting bigger and bigger, so he hurriedly pinched all the meat to Tong Qianqian, muttering: "Princess Qianqian, I was really wrong, I didn't know you were so cute at that time, I..."

"Okay, don't talk about it." Tong Qianqian couldn't help laughing, and passed the tea on the table, "Aren't you angry, why are you still talking like that?"

"I'm afraid Ranran's little baby will be angry, but I won't be responsible if Ranran falls in love with me in the future." Ke Ao giggled.

"Please let me go, sir, he's a straight guy, you don't even know that he plays Nuan Nuan's aesthetics and can drive Nuan Nuan to death." Tong Qianqian smiled.

The three of them had almost finished their meal, but they didn't plan to leave. They sat in the booth and played with their mobile phones.

"I heard that you have a lecture the day after tomorrow?" Tong Qianqian asked suddenly, "Your professional."

"We are professional? Do you have one?" Ke Ao looked up at Meng Hao.

"It seems to be there, but most of them are juniors, juniors and seniors. What's the matter, are you going, Qianqian?"

"Ke Ao doesn't know, isn't he just relying on the report to save his final period? And there is such a big announcement posted, I heard that the one who came to give the lecture this time is very handsome!" Tong Qianqian looked at it with an exaggerated expression The other two laughed.

"Let me take a look, maybe I will listen to it with a senior."

"Lu Fanxin, do I need anything the day after tomorrow?" Guan Qi saw that he had moved forward the matter of going to the hospital.

"You're going to a lecture at University H. I've prepared all the speeches for you, so remember to read them. And then there's a dinner in the evening, it's gone. Oh, by the way, I bought a new skin for you in the game. "Lu Fanxin told him all about it.

"Which game?"

"It's the one you played with great interest yesterday." Lu Fanxin said while stepping back, "No way?"

"Who did you buy?" He asked with interest.

"Ah...the one you use very badly, Fairy Qinse, my God, she should have the biggest breasts in the game, really, let me tell you... well forget it, you are not straight, Whether your breasts are big or not has nothing to do with you." Lu Fanxin looked regretful, "From now on, you can only knead the dough and feel it."

"I think you think you haven't deducted enough from your salary." Guan Qi looked at him with a smile.

"After all, you also graduated from a major in electronic information. How can you play games so badly? Otherwise, I will recommend another game to you. My sister said it is much more fun than playing airplanes." Lu Fanxin walked back .

"Oh, what game?" Guan Qi was a little curious.

"Nuan Nuan, do you know? She also has a sister game, Nuan Nuan who travels the world, do you want to haveatry?" Lu Fanxin felt that he was really a little angel.

Then he watched as Guan Qi dialed the inside line to the finance department and told him to deduct half of Assistant Lu's salary for this month, and the other half would be given to the finance department as a bonus.

"Fuck! Guan Qi! You deserve to be scolded!"

"Damn it! Ke Ao! I wish you will meet that fairy from yesterday every time you use your man-machine!" Mo Han shouted after watching himself die countless times in 1v1.

"Can you say something auspicious?" He clicked his tongue, "I was brought here by you before I got better. If I wake up tomorrow, if it gets worse, I have to go to the hospital. Otherwise, I will die ugly."

"Forget about being ugly." Mo Han directly exited the game, and heard the half-laughed and then wailed.

"You deserve it. Oh right, I won't go to the lecture the day after tomorrow, so you go." Mo Han suddenly calmed down.

"Why don't you go?" He was baffled, there were so many people who wanted to go to this lecture, even many girls from the liberal arts department next door.

"I... I have something to do that day."

"But I heard that the guy who came to give the lecture is very handsome, you really don't want to take a look?" Ke Ao is still very interested in handsome guys.

"no need."

He has seen him a million times.

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