A guide to becoming a celebrity on the Internet

Shi Yu's current income is about a dozen common currency a day, which is already a considerable income, at least in the eighth area. Shi Mu will go to school soon, and Shi Yu has already inquired about it in the first semester Yes, the tuition fee can be deferred, but the money must be paid within three months. Since it is a private school, the tuition fee for one semester is not cheap. If you want to bear the money without any pressure, you must pay it this time. Select Sign up.

After Shi Yu weighed the pros and cons, he shorted the editor.

"I agree to sign the contract. Are there any documents that need to be submitted?"

"First of all, your account needs to be bound to the corresponding □□. I see that you already have a certain amount of income, and □□ has also been bound. At present, you only need to scan your ID chip. Sign up for the use of the music channel, I will scan a contract for you in a while, which specifies the website and the various obligations you need to perform, and after you agree, sign it and send it to me."

There was a quick reply. After Shi Yu confirmed that there was no problem, he began to handle a series of contracts.The process of signing the contract was very smooth. After a while, Shi Yu saw the words "contracted anchor" appeared on his column page, and then the number of clicks on the audio began to increase steadily.

The benefit of signing an anchor is that when a user opens the client, the terminal will recommend songs to them according to the person's interests and hobbies. Rain's on-demand volume doubled in one afternoon.

For Shi Yu, this is really great news. It not only means that he can get enough common currency for living, but also means that Shi Yu no longer needs to worry about the tuition fees for school.

Another piece of good news is that in the afternoon, Shi Mu received a call from Xinghui Elementary School, which informed that Shi Mu had been admitted, so Shi Yu, who was so happy that he didn't know what to do, took Shi Mu out of the house.

"Go, brother will take you to have a rub."

Shi Yu took Shi Mu to a very down-to-earth place, a barbecue stall. The owner had no money to buy a robot, so they all used the most primitive hand-made method. There was a rotary switch next to the barbecue machine, and the machine turned around once. Just opened it, and it started to crackle inside. On the grill, all kinds of meat were brushed with oil, sprinkled with ingredients, and grilled on it, and the aroma could be smelled from a distance.

"Mumu, do you know what this is called?" Shi Yu took a big bite of the meat skewer, and his mouth was full of oil.

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

"This is called kebabs. I used to eat them cutely. In hot summer, when I was bored at night, I would bring someone over to eat them. Although it was not clean and unhygienic, it was delicious. Adding beer, it was really refreshing. It's over!!" Shi Yu seemed to be trapped in memories.

"Brother, don't you remember everything? Also, the sign next to it says, isn't this called Earth Rolling Meat?" Shi Mu asked.

Shi Yu looked over and smiled awkwardly, that's right, he doesn't remember anything and what is he talking about here?

"Boss, let's have a bunch of self-brewed wine!!" Shi Yu hesitated, and shouted, he didn't know when he became a little sad.

Shi Mu put down the meat in his hand and watched Shi Yu drink a glass of wine just like that. Usually Shi Yu is not like this, he seems to be sunny and gentle no matter what.

"Stop drinking..." Shi Mu snatched the cup from Shi Yu's hand.

"Smelly Shimu, you bullied me with Shiyu!!" Shiyu sat in the original seat and began to cry, but Shimu's face changed, and it was not the original Shiyu who was sitting here now.

"You beat me out!! I just don't want you guys to sign!! I've been out for a while for months, oooooo... oh, oshi!! Is it easy for me?!! You still beat me up I'm dizzy, why don't you understand my pain, I don't remember anything, I live in such a daze every day, I finally come out to breathe, and you all drive me away, despise me, ah, ah, I'm living a miserable life."

Shi Mulen was there, suddenly being slapped on the head by Shi Yu.

"God of Darkness, Gunara or Guta Mom, please give me strength, let me snatch the wine from him!" Shi Yu proudly put his hips on his hips, looking awesome.Shi Mu looked at the dancing Shi Yu with a dark expression.Now he can't wait to bite off a piece of meat from Shi Yu's body, that's his head! !His precious head! !

But soon, Shi Yu was in a hurry again, squatting on the ground, buried his head and cried loudly.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Nothing, you and Shi Yu still don't love me, you still beat me, I'm dead."

Shi Mu was a little dazed, he had never encountered such a situation before, he felt a little guilty when he was originally furious, he stretched out his hand to comfort him, Shi Yu suddenly stood up.

"I'm not alive!!" After Shi Yu yelled this sentence, he rushed to the building next to the barbecue.

"..."

Misty, confused, the onlookers didn't know what happened, and found that both of them had disappeared. Shigure ran into the building, and appeared on the top floor about four or five minutes later, continuing to cry.

"Ah~ I'm still alive, I just die." Shi Yu stepped out of the upper floor with half a foot.

"Young man, why are you so overwhelmed!! You have survived the beast tide and you are still so young, you will definitely meet the right person in the future!!"

"Young man, let me tell you, you can find a job when you lose your job, you can find a girlfriend when you lose your girl, you can find money when you lose your money...hey, there is always a way, don't be too hard on it!!"

"Call the police, call the police!!"

The barbecue stall was a mess.

Shi Mu appeared on the rooftop, and he approached Shi Yu little by little, threatening him.

"If you dare to jump down and don't fall to your death, I will find a doctor to revive you, and then lock you up. You will never be able to say a word to others, and no one will pay attention to you. This situation needs to be maintained for ten years. 20 Years, 30 years."

Shi Mu originally thought that this sentence would work, at least Shi Yu would hesitate a little, but he was wrong.

"You actually made me jump off a building. You and Shi Yu really don't love me anymore. Let me tell you, I will definitely throw myself to death, so I won't bother you." Having said all this, Shi Yu really planned to jump and die. Next, this time he heard a voice.

"Hey, wait, wait, let's not dance, we can discuss it, this way!! Free!! Tonight's wine and meat are free!!" The shop owner appeared on the rooftop panting, who knew he It's so unlucky to meet such a customer, and the stall he just set up will be ruined with such a jump.

"It's free!!" Shi Yu smiled foolishly, then swayed and looked at the boss in a daze, "Really free?"

"Free Free! Really Free!"

"Boss, you are so kind." Shi Yu lay on the railing, and then fell asleep in peace.

Hey, Mr. Shi, this is on the top railing on the eighth floor. Are you really not afraid of falling? !

Shi Mu ran over and pulled Shi Yu down.

"Boss, go get busy. This is the money for tonight. Let's settle the bill." Shi Mu gave the shop owner some common coins, which must be enough for tonight's meal, and then dragged Shi Yu home with great effort.

Seeing the backs of the two disappearing in the elevator, the boss has not recovered yet. When he returned to the barbecue stand, the boss was grilling the meat while telling the guests around him what happened on the roof.

"Speaking of this time and that time, that child dragged my brother off the roof with boundless strength."

"Then and then?" After such an exaggeration, the small stall actually became a bit mysterious, and the guests were curious to know what happened next.

"My brother struggled desperately, and then I went to help. Together with my brother, I subdued him and saved a life."

There was thunderous applause.

"An even more miraculous thing happened. The child took out a gold card from his pocket and asked me if I could pay by credit card? Of course I said no, so he took out a few large denomination coins and gave them to me. Such a small Children, so much money!!"

"My God, I guess which family's young master it is."

"I guess it's from District Seven..."

I have to say that the boss still has some skills. After a long talk, this matter became the talk of all the customers. No, a few more wines were sold, and a few more skewers of meat were sold. The boss I couldn't close my mouth with joy.

However, some people are happy, and some people should be sad. Because of the presence of the shop owner, Shi Mu didn't show his natural supernatural power. As soon as he was out of everyone's sight, he picked up Shi Yu and started running wildly.

Today is... so embarrassing.

When the door was closed with a "click", Shi Yu had already fallen asleep, honestly, lying on the bed with a smirk from time to time, making Shi Yu very angry.

Who are we taking care of whom...

"Bai Chang is so big." Shi Mu kicked the side of the bed angrily, and found a towel to wipe Shi Yu's body.

Good night, go to bed...

The author has something to say: Today comes with a small theater

Shi Mu: Doctor, my brother is schizophrenic.

Doctor: What symptoms,

Shi Mu: He always acts like a baby and says I don't love him anymore.

Doctor: ...Son, let me show you first