My world is at war every day

The woman in front of her, although a little fatter, has everything she should have, and her voice is also feminine, but with her head down, 'her' bangs are draped over her forehead, so she can't see her face clearly.

But it can be seen from the speech that it should be the uncle.

Bai Wuxing was very calm: "If it wasn't for the little guide who came over arguing, I wouldn't even come here."

"Hurry up and get me out, it's annoying me to death, I've been like this for so long, every time I solve my physical problems, I have to avoid people..." The uncle complained in a low voice.

"You can hide in the forest, who told you to hide here?"

The uncle faltered a few times, but couldn't tell what happened.

In other places, hiding in the most prosperous place is of course the safest.

But this is the original planet...

There are large tracts of forest everywhere, and it is definitely not difficult to find a place to hide for ten or eight years—no wonder those people patrol the forest everywhere, and few people want to search in the big city.

"Search when you go in and out, I think you'd better live here for the rest of your life." Bai Wuxing said coldly.

The uncle is so stupid that there is no limit. He is hiding in this big city. As long as people guard the entrance and exit and pay attention to the sky, they can easily catch him--the uncle did not resist in advance.

"You always have a way, aren't you a treasure of your planet's wisdom?" the uncle said naturally.

"Ha ha……"

"Uh, laughing like that always makes me think you have bad intentions..." The uncle stroked his smooth arm: "It's really scary."

"You are really an uncle..." Bai Mu was still in shock: "How could you...become so thorough? Have you changed your sex?"

Even the appearance has become more feminine, which is really amazing!

"Little friend, technology always has uses you didn't expect." The uncle's face was dark, and his slightly soft face showed a bit of anger: "How can you think that I can't think about changing my gender! I am very satisfied with my gender , I like my strong body and mature appearance!"

The mature appearance...is old.

Shiraki declined to comment.

Unexpectedly, this technology is so advanced that it can completely change a person's image.

But the Tao is one foot tall and the devil is ten feet tall. I am afraid that there is also a detection device. Otherwise, how could the uncle stay in the city for so long?

"Where is the device... chest?" Shiraki looked at the two dumplings in front of the uncle, visually at least D, a very plump and real chest.

"...Where are you looking? How could it be so obvious!" The uncle glared at him.

"What...it's actually fake..." Shiraki was a little disappointed.

"You should try to bear the hardships of these two dumplings, so that you can at least learn to respect females." The uncle said sternly.

"..." Bai Mu.

He respects women very much, okay? If he didn't know that the 'woman' in front of him was an uncle, he wouldn't look at him so impolitely.

The uncle thought he was too embarrassing and wanted to drag others into the water.

"Your brain can do it—pay [-] star coins, and you can also modify your brain to have this function." Bai Wuxing said.

"..." Bai Mu.

Why did the uncle ask for this function in the first place?

Shouldn't it be modified in this place?

"You won't have..." Bai Wuxing looked at Bai Wuxing suspiciously.

Bai Wuxing looked normal: "This function is quite easy to use on other planets──No one says you have to change your gender."

"Ahem..." So the uncle turned into a woman not by force but by himself?

"It's even less noticeable." The uncle said dissatisfiedly, "What kind of vision do you have? Really..."

"Then you don't have to be a woman all the time, right? Since you can change it, you can change it..." Bai Mu said strangely.

"..." Uncle didn't think about this question at all!

It turns out that he can switch back and forth!

"Forget about his IQ." Bai Wuxing stood up, "Where do you live? Take us there."

The uncle packed up the things in his stall, followed Bai Wuxing with his bag in one hand, and kept complaining: "You came too late..."

"Slow? I don't plan to come at all." Bai Wuxing lowered his eyelids and walked lazily, looking up at the white 'sky': "You should thank your little guide."

"He's not mine." The uncle said gloomily, "Don't tell me we've known each other for so many years, isn't it worth your trip for me?"

"Do you think we get along very well?" Bai Wuxing sneered: "I still remember that when you brought me to this space, you didn't tell me the rules of this space."

"...do you remember what happened so many years ago?? Besides, you have to be able to listen to what I say?!" The uncle found it inconceivable.

Shiraki found that the guides around him were all looking at the uncle, probably seeing such a rude female is incredible, right?

──Actually, I have never seen a female call herself Laozi one by one.

There are still relatively few females in this area... The girls who happen to see passing by are all dressed wildly and strolling down the street carelessly, but if anyone stares at them for a long time, I am afraid they will be beaten.

Bai Mu came to a conclusion: there are not many soft girls here.

It's no wonder that to become a guide, in addition to having a strong psychological endurance, one must also have a certain force value at the same time. The type of soft girl died before she had time to enter the space...

Bai Wuxing also noticed this, he said, "You can make it louder to attract other people."

"I don't look like a woman at all..." the uncle muttered dissatisfiedly, but his voice was finally lowered a little.

Bai Mu really wanted to ask, where do you feel like a woman? ?

The uncle took them back to a messy hotel.

It looked like a chaotic area of ​​the big city. The guides squatting on the street looked at Shiraki and his group with gloom. Wu Xing and a very strong-looking female.

Only now did Bai Mu have the intuitive feeling that this space is not very safe...Even though Bai Wuxing had repeatedly emphasized to him before that there were too many people with mental distortions here—general encounters were not very good, it would be strange to be cheerful .

He leaned close to Bai Wuxing and pulled his sleeve tightly.

Bai Wuxing frowned, glanced at the person next to him, and stretched out his five fingers in a blink of an eye, and the electric current on them crackled and emitted a beautiful light.

Everyone disappeared in an instant.

Well, even if their conductors are generally in good physical condition, they don't want to experience the power of the electric current for themselves.

"You're scary again," said the uncle.

"Otherwise?" Bai Wuxing said expressionlessly, "The little guide is still pulling on the hem of my clothes, if you can tell him to let go, I don't have to do that either."

"I'm not familiar with him." The uncle immediately distanced himself from it—it's really troublesome for cubs, especially before they reach adulthood.

Bai Wuxing snorted.

Shiraki decided not to let go of Bai Wuxing's clothes for the time being, the guests and the owner in the hotel don't look very friendly, okay?

It is precisely because of the chaos here, the transaction is real and does not need to use the brain, so the uncle chooses to stay here-no one will be so bored to check a female's room.

The uncle is not a real woman, and it is unrealistic to expect how tidy his room is. Shiraki was knocked down by the garbage as soon as he stepped into the door.

…Why would anyone be able to leave their dirty laundry at the door when it shouldn't be in a laundry basket or anywhere it can be washed?

The room was a mess, and it could be seen that the uncle didn't let people come to clean it at all. All disposable or durable things were thrown aside, and there were several sets of women's clothes on the bed, crumpled into bed sheets.

"Hurry up and find a way to get me out, I'm going crazy." The uncle sat up on the bed, raised his feet and clacked his toes: "Damn, wearing these clothes all day is terribly annoying."

=~= It seems that you will be hunted down because you damage other people's houses.

"If it's just a house, they wouldn't be so crazy." Bai Wuxing kicked the debris of a chair on the ground, frowned in disgust, took out a handkerchief, wiped it carefully, and threw it on the garbage pile aside .

"Uh, that house is a bit special, it seems to be used for sacrifices..." the uncle said guiltily.

"..." Bai Wuxing.

It's really not wrong to be killed.

"What did you do... The troubles you caused are getting worse and worse." Bai Wuxing scratched his hands, "It's a miracle that you've survived till now."

"It's not my fault! I didn't know what it was for when I smashed it... It was their fault, why did they trap me there!" the uncle complained.

"What did you do before?"

"It seems that they beat their family... oh, they call themselves the family... their important person? I don't think it really has anything to do with me. I got lost there, and that person still stared at me and said on twitter A lot of talking, I got bored and hit up." The uncle cried out for himself.

──No matter how you hit someone, it's wrong, let alone when they're just talking to you.

"Oh, if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have called..." The uncle deeply regretted: "I originally wanted to find out the location here and send it back..."

"Let's think about how to escape." Bai Wuxing said.

"Huh? Stop shopping? But I haven't seen enough..." Bai Mu whispered under the uncle's stare.

The uncle roared: "I am so miserable and you still want to go shopping, do you really want to come and save me!"

"You are content, I didn't call Bai Wuxing out, you are still squatting here." Bai Mu was not to be outdone.

"One size for one size, it's wrong for you to provoke me!" The uncle was very angry: "You...you are dancing on Hubaba's shoes!"

"Who is Hubaba?"

"The ruler of my planet is poor, and even his shoes often have holes... Don't change the subject!"

"I'm just curious..."

Bai Wuxing crossed his arms in a daze—he felt that he was facing two cubs...

The author has something to say:

Uncle: I am very mature...

Shiraki: Oh!Mature idiot!

Uncle: hit you

Shiraki: You hit the cubs and I want to sue you! !

Uncle: If you have the ability, don't talk about it as a cub!

Bai Mu: If you have the ability, don't rely on your body to be better than me!

Uncle: That's the truth

Shiraki: Me too

Uncle: Bah

Shiraki: bah bah

Uncle: bah bah bah

Bai Wuxing: ...