My world is at war every day

How would you react if you found a pervert skulking at your door?

Bai Mu's first reaction was why did the police release him?

The second thought was, did he come for revenge?

The uncle was very excited when he saw Bai Mu, and ran over with small steps: "Finally found you!!"

Bai Mu took two steps back vigilantly, pulled out a... water bottle from the side of the bag and pointed at him: "Don't come here!"

Shiraki's water bottle looks pretentious. It has a metal shell with a cool skull printed on it. It looks stylish and handsome. Plus it is filled with water. If it is used to beat people at this time, it may also be able to To the effect of clapper squatting...

"Uh, let me introduce myself first! I'm a member of the Usher Alliance. Everyone calls me Uncle. I forgot my real name. This time I came here to..." The uncle wanted to introduce himself endlessly, but Shiraki's reaction It hurt his heart very much, Bai Mu took a step back, closed the big gate downstairs with his backhand, and then ran up with a thump.

"..." Uncle.

T__T why does everyone think he's the bad guy!Is it possible to be discriminated against for being ugly?

Bai Mu ran home in one breath, knocked on the door panting and said, "Mom, Mom, there is a pervert downstairs!"

Mama Bai rushed out immediately: "What? What did he do to you?"

"No, the pervert from the vegetable market downstairs has come to your door..." Bai Mu said guiltily, "I called the police and caught him before, but this time he may be taking revenge on me."

"Mumu did the right thing, don't be afraid! Mom, no one can hurt you!" Bai's mother said angrily, "Is there any law left? All such bad guys should be arrested."

The uncle downstairs slapped a hajio, and he had a bad premonition in his heart.

After a while he was twisted into the police station again.

"...I'm not a bad person..." Uncle said weakly, he slammed his head on the table: "I just look more like a bad person..."

He was so depressed in his heart, is the aesthetics of the people on this planet not good?How could a man as handsome as him, full of wild beauty, be regarded as a bad guy!

"You are squatting downstairs in a residential building to plot evil. In fact, you want to harm the people in the small building, don't you?" The policeman was not fooled, and still asked fiercely: "Although you don't have a sharp weapon on you, but you Your behavior is very weird, we received a report, and we have reason to suspect that you have a pedophile mentality, so you only stare at other little boys and girls."

"..." The uncle wiped his face: "I'm really not, isn't there something innocent on my certificate?!"

Those were his forged documents, and he picked innocent people to impersonate. How could there be such an inference? !

He knows that some planets are more focused on this, but he doesn't know this planet...

"You didn't have it before, but it doesn't mean you don't have it now. Maybe you want to do this all of a sudden. Tell me! How long have you been guarding here? Is there a target person!" The police did not believe these words at all.

Uncle almost wants to cry, is there any reason...

On the other side, Bai's mother asked for leave for Bai Mu, saying that she was not feeling well today and that she would go to school later.

Bai Mu slipped away through the back door when he was caught.

Bai Wuxing sat on the tree and watched the whole process, and couldn't help rubbing his stomach that ached from laughing.

Judging from the reaction of the guide, he should have had the uncle arrested last time.

Bai Wuxing suddenly felt that he was a bit interesting, and he didn't seem to be as boring as other people on this planet.

Bai Mu walked along the original road, ignoring all the weird phenomena along the way, walking without looking sideways, turning if he got in the way, and turning sideways if something happened next to him, anyway, he made up his mind to ignore it.

Bai Wuxing followed behind him, destroying the visions, so Bai Mu didn't realize that the existence of those visions was very short.

But he had a strange feeling, he was very uncomfortable, and when he turned around suddenly, he saw Bai Wuxing behind him.

Bai Wuxing's face is so recognizable, even Bai Wuxing will recognize him when he turns into ashes──It's even more handsome than himself!

Bai Wuxing raised his eyebrows a little unexpectedly. Could it be that this guide has some skills and can actually find out that he is following him?

Bai Mu opened his eyes and asked, "Are you following me? I recognize you. You are the rich second generation from the hospital last time..."

Rich second generation?Bai Wuxing just raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why do you think I will follow you?"

Does it really have any ability?Bai Wuxing became more and more curious.

"You don't have to pretend, you keep appearing by my side, you must want to follow me, let me tell you! You don't have to try to get anything through me! I, Baimu, won't be so easily bullied!" Baimu looked indifferent, It looks like the same thing.

"Oh, it seems that you also know very well." Bai Wuxing felt funny, he touched his chin: "I thought you didn't know anything, it seems that you are just pretending to be stupid..."

"I'm definitely not as simple as you imagined." Bai Mu glanced at him coldly: "Say! What do you want to do with me? Do you want to make money or kill your life? Although I am handsome, I still understand you very well. psychology!"

Bai Wuxing was stunned for a moment, unable to turn his head around: "...to seek money and murder...?"

"Yeah!" Bai Mu said confidently: "Don't you think I'm handsome and want to blackmail me for money? I know that the protagonist in a story is usually jealous of everyone, but you don't have to think about it. Everyone in the street knows me, as long as I yell, there must be an aunt who will teach you a lesson!"

As a child who has lived here since childhood and was lost by his mother every day, and is very familiar with all kinds of enthusiastic aunts on the street, Bai Mu is still somewhat qualified to say so.

"...???" Bai Wuxing's genius-like brain really couldn't turn around, why was their conversation so wrong?

"Do you know who I am?" Bai Wuxing asked.

Bai Mu thought he was showing off his identity, and was even more furious: "You are so rich and still play stalking and robbery, are you worthy of your sports car?!"

"... Am I worthy of my sports car?" Bai Wuxing repeated his words.

He felt that the people on this planet were all a little weird, why he understood every word, but he couldn't understand what he was talking about when put together.

The smart brain is completely useless at the moment.

"You still think you are worthy of it!! You are sorry for it!!" Bai Mu persuaded earnestly: "Actually, you are so handsome, I really don't want to do this kind of thing. I advise you because everyone is handsome. Shuai must maintain his temperament, otherwise he will be sorry to the person who likes you."

Bai Wuxing stared at him steadily for a few seconds, feeling an urge to take him to check his brain.

Bai Mu interpreted his composure as shock, nodded and said, "Although you are older than me, you don't know this kind of truth."

"...Have you heard of ushers?" Bai Wuxing asked.

Bai Mu immediately took three steps back, and said defensively: "You! You are actually with that wretched uncle!"

"..."

The wretched uncle, Bai Wuxing also agrees with this statement, but the adjective gang makes him feel a little unhappy.

I feel like I've been dragged down ==|||

"Didn't you know that you were... that you found out that I was following you?" Bai Wuxing twitched the corners of his mouth.

"Huh? Are you really following me?" Bai Mu asked back in surprise, "I just said that..."

"...So what?" Bai Wuxing's eyebrows were about to twitch.

"Well, every day I fantasize about someone kidnapping me and following me..." said the boy with the second illness.

"..." Bai Wuxing.

The guide should check his brain... No, he should be let to die directly. Is there any point in living such a person?

"You look so pale. Could it be that you were really following me, but I found out by accident?" Bai Mu asked in surprise, "What do you want me to do? It doesn't matter if the uncle looks wretched, don't tell me you want to come to me?" Join the League of Handsome Guys? That League of Receivers sounds like the same thing, is it the League of Handsome Guys?"

...It can be understood in this way, and it is powerful enough to a certain extent. It should be said...

He really wants to heal his brain.

Bai Wuxing turned his head and left. He felt that he was talking to a psychopath, and he couldn't understand what was going on in his head.

Behavior that is too unexpected and nonsensical for him to grasp, he... doesn't like things that are out of control.

──This is why he became the guide, the feeling of not being controlled by himself is too uncomfortable, he is eager to get something that will eliminate all unreasonable things.

"Don't go." Bai Mu chased after him, throwing away all his original restraint, and a little smile appeared on his paralyzed face: "I don't mind joining."

"I mind." Bai Wuxing shook off his hand and said blankly, "I think you need to see a doctor."

Shiraki said seriously: "The real handsome guy is all natural, not by plastic surgery."

"..." Bai Wuxing grabbed his hand and said sincerely, "I'm serious, you need to be cured for this disease, and your appearance can't represent everything. If you are stupid, there is really nothing you can do."

Only then did Bai Mu realize that he called him a fool==

Bai Mu shook off his hand with a cold face, snorted, turned around and left, and said: "I thought you were also a partner chasing the sun, but I didn't expect that your heart is still so dark! You are not worthy to be the person chosen by heaven!"

It sounds like that, but Bai Wuxing already knew that he was not talking about what he understood...that meaning...it was completely serious nonsense...

I don't know why Bai Wuxing feels very tired. Could it be that the guides only come from abnormal races...

──Except for himself, he has always considered himself the most normal of all the guides.

The new guide in front of him has a sick mind.

──Young man, Mumu is just a bit of a second-degree middle-aged disease poisoning.

The author has something to say:

Attack and suffer, look at each other and hate each other www

That's right, the reason why Gong likes Shou is probably because Shou has a big brain and he is more of a middle schooler. He can't predict it? So it's very interesting