My world is at war every day

After that time, Bai Mu's heart became weaker.

Even if you want to live an exciting life, you have to live it...

It’s okay to die on the earth, but can you still live after being photographed as a meatloaf... This is a profound question ==|||

Even if he wanted to change his life, he didn't trade his life for it. He was only 16 years old, and his life had just begun, and he might be expected to be a president and drive a famous car in the future. It would be a shame to die like this.

In the next few days, when Shiraki encountered strange incidents, he pretended that he was also an ordinary one without squinting, and consciously avoided these situations.

Why is there a girl dressed coolly in early winter, with her braids swinging while shopping with a pet that looks like a colorful miniature pterosaur?

Pass, what does it matter to him?Hurry up, hurry up, we're going to be late.

What?A lot of strange animals appeared on the street, each of them looks different, like a mixed version of various species on the earth?

Pass, what does it matter to him?He still has to go back to do his homework, he is very busy.

What!There were people flying around and fighting on the street again, knocking down several sheds, and many of them ran away screaming?

Well, this can be, he also screamed twice to pretend to be normal...

──Shiraki with the ignore mode turned on is already invincible_(:з」∠)_

This made him want to catch...ah no, the uncle who invited him to join the ranks of ushers was almost turning gray.

He didn't understand that those phenomena appeared so frequently, the guide in this world was obviously still alive, but why he couldn't find him?

He has been squatting in this vegetable market for three days!

What is the concept of three days?

三天就是24小时乘以三小时，就是24小时乘以三再乘以六10分钟，就是24小时乘以三再乘以六十再再乘以60秒……

Don't ask the uncle how much it is, the uncle will not count...

The uncle scratched his hair violently: "I've never seen such a hard-to-handle catcher fall!"

──Actually, there is a question mark on this, because Bai Wuxing is not an easy-to-handle receiver. Back then, the uncle also fought wits with him for several months before introducing him into the team... Let's call it The reason is to forget the scars when the scars are healed.

This is not because the uncle has a sense of responsibility, but that the guide is an alternative to the "world", which can attract holes around him, which means that even if the hole is repaired, the guide may trigger another a storm...

The base camp of the guides does not belong to any world. It is said that their boss was so annoying that they hacked it out one day, in order not to let too many guides gather together, and cause the "world" time and space to be disordered... …

What a broken life.

The uncle was smoking a cigarette—not to mention that this place is so good to smoke—while staring at the entrance of the vegetable market, he muttered to himself: "If you don't pick people up, then you have to stay here forever." go down..."

What is a head these days!

He wants to go back to base camp and have a good rest!

Even if the usher is too weak, and he doesn't need to do too much to fix the chaos of time and space, he will feel very annoying and tired, okay?

What the uncle doesn't know is because he has been sitting here for several days, many housewives have already spread the news of 'there is a strange man in the vegetable market', and even Bai Mu knows about the vegetable market from Mama Bai. There is a perverted kidnapper, which has caused a sharp drop in the number of housewives who take their children to the vegetable market...

From a weirdo to a kidnapper, how this rumor evolves may not even be clear to the uncle himself.

Bai Mu was eating dinner at home, holding his rice bowl with a thoughtful expression on his face.

It seems that no one or God has noticed his abnormality, and now they have personally come to arrest him.

But at present they are not sure who he is...

Bai Mu silently took a mouthful of rice, feeling a little heavy.

He didn't know what he was going to face next, was he caught and sliced?Will it hurt my parents?Still, 20 years have passed since he woke up, and the world has become ugly. As a biological soldier, he keeps fighting and fighting...or he will become a superman and help ZF save the world. Isn't that how a certain movie is played?

──It has to be said that the second disease is really the second disease, and the imagination is always richer than others.

"Mumu? What's the matter? Is the food not to your liking?" Mother Bai watched as Bai Mu ate more and more slowly, with tears in her eyes: "If you don't like it, don't eat it..."

It’s definitely not to your liking, the things his mother cooks are so weird =_=

Bai Mu's father glared at Bai Mu, and immediately comforted his wife: "Why? The food you cook is delicious, Mu Mu, isn't it?"

Bai Mu nodded absent-mindedly, and said sullenly, "If one day I disappear... you all have to live well..."

A question mark could not help appearing above the heads of Mama Bai and Papa Bai ==

"Mumu, haven't you come to puberty... want to run away from home? Otherwise, you don't like your mother to take care of it. Mom will help you set up a tent upstairs, so you can run away from home and sleep there, okay?" Bai mother asked worriedly.

=皮= Does setting up a tent on the roof count as running away from home? ?

This is not the point, the point is, shouldn't his parents ask him what happened with a look of horror, and the family sit down to discuss what to do?

Bai Mu looked at his father.

"What are you doing nonsense." Papa Bai said without disappointing everyone's expectations, "It's enough to build a place at the door, you still have to climb up to the roof, how tired you are."

==.

Dad, am I really your own...

Bai Muxin was very tired, he felt that even if he wanted to die, he would not be able to die properly...

"Mumu, why don't you build one at home? It's so cold outside now..." Bai's mother said distressedly, "Even if you are going to puberty, you can't leave mom behind..."

... He didn't want to go through puberty, and he didn't want to set up a tent at home, so he didn't understand, his speech was so normal, why the hell could he be so crooked?

Shiraki lowered his head and ate rice sullenly, he didn't want to talk to his parents anymore, or this is called the generation gap...

──This is called heredity, my dear.

"Mumu?" His mother still wanted to ask his opinion.

Shiraki said annoyedly: "I don't want a tent, and I don't have puberty... Forget it, I don't want to talk about it."

"My son's father, what should I do if my son has something on his mind?" Bai's mother said with a worried face, "This must be the puberty that Sister Huang said..."

Papa Bai comforted: "It's okay, we made Mumu so handsome, even if he is lost, someone will bring him back, don't worry."

Shiraki: ...

(╯╬￣dish￣)╯︵┴─┴He is still eating, can you stop ignoring him like this and show your affection in front of him?!

It seems that even if he dies, his parents can live well... There is no difference between him and him, hehe...

Could tonight be the countdown of his life?If you are not careful tomorrow, you will be arrested...

Bai Mu felt a little bored when he thought of this.

He suddenly felt that the ordinary life is pretty good, at least the family is together, nothing is more cherished than this...

If he regrets it now, is there a chance to return to a normal life?

Going to and from school every day to do homework, getting into a good university, finding an ordinary job that can make a living, getting married and having children... just living a mediocre life like this.

He doesn't want any great man, and he doesn't want to be a superman, he just wants to be Bai Mu, that cool and handsome Bai Mu...

──Cool and handsome need to draw a few heavy lines to indicate the key points.

"Dad﹑Mom...if I'm really not here...you have to take good care of yourself..." Bai Mu couldn't finish speaking, he lowered his head to hide the red corners of his eyes.

I can't cry, if I cry, I will look like a child!

Bai's mother was even more worried: "Mumu, is someone bullying you at school? Don't be afraid, mom is here, even if mom can't handle it, isn't there your Aunt Huang?"

Bai's father also became worried: "Could it be that someone thinks you are as handsome as me, so they don't like you and bully you? Dad understands, Dad used to study so hard, Mu Mu, let's get over it, and after we get over You'll think it's nothing!"

=__=!!!! Can you not bring yourself when you praise him?This gentleman, looking at your beer belly, he really doesn't see how handsome you are...

Seeing his parents' attitude, Bai Mu went to demolish the school today, and immediately stopped him: "No, I'll just give you an example..."

Bai's mother didn't quite believe it: "Mumu is so good, if she hadn't been bullied, why would she talk to her like this?"

"...You just treat me as an adolescent." Shiraki said weakly.

"Mom understands, adolescents are more irritable, and want to get rid of their parents' supervision, and they will have nightmares ||||, don't be afraid, mom has learned it, these moms know it all!" Bai's mother said proudly .

Papa Bai immediately said: "My wife, you are awesome, you understand all this!"

Goodbye world! (manual goodbye mode

Why does he insist on discussing his puberty symptoms with his mother, it feels so embarrassing!

Shiraki threw down his rice bowl and said directly, "I'm full."

"Mumu, you eat very little today..." Bai's mother said.

"I don't want to eat." Bai Mu flashed into the room and closed the door.

Papa Bai comforted her and said, "It's okay, it'll be fine after this stage is over. Now Mumu probably doesn't want his parents to care too much. Let's put more snacks around, so he can grab them and eat them when he's hungry."

"That's the only way." Mama Bai sighed, "Unexpectedly, Mumu has also reached puberty..."

"Honey, don't worry, we can only give him a little more love now!" Papa Bai encouraged: "Let's cook more food for him."

──Papa, do you want your son to be blackened...

"Uh-huh……"

──A teenager who is clearly not an adolescent, but a boy with a middle-aged illness, I feel very distressed!

This pair of parents can't get better...

The author has something to say:

I even forgot what I was thinking when I was suffering from secondary illness~__~ Now writing this article can be regarded as regaining my youth...(???