Rebirth of Deep Well Ice

It was purely an accident that Gu Yan would know Xu Jing, that scammer.

It was a sunny noon, Gu Yan and several roommates were busy, and that guy Cheng Yuan took a few days off for a business trip.

So Gu Yan went to the commercial street to have dinner alone, and when he was walking down the street after eating, he felt something hit him, followed by an 'Ouch'.

Gu Yan touched his back, his coat was wet.

"Handsome guy, I'm sorry, I'll wash your clothes for you." The girl said in a panic, and stretched out her hand to pick Gu Yan's clothes.

"..." Gu Yan stared dumbfounded at the girl taking off his coat.

"Handsome guy, leave a phone number. I'll return it to you after I wash it. I'm really sorry. I really didn't mean it. I'm sorry."

"..." Seeing that the person in front of him had such a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, Gu Yan didn't bother to worry about it anymore, so he left a phone call and forgot about it.

Two days later, Gu Yan received a call from a stranger.

"Handsome guy, your clothes are finished, I'll send them to you, where are you?"

"..." After thinking for a while, Gu Yan remembered this person.

"Handsome guy, your clothes, my name is Xu Jing, what's your name?" Xu Jing smiled and handed the pocket containing the clothes to Gu Yan.

"...Gu Yan." Gu Yan said.

"Gu Yan, I'm really sorry about what happened last time. Have you eaten yet? Shall I treat you to dinner?" Xu Jing said.

"...No need." Gu Yan refused.

"Come on, give me a chance to make up for it!" Xu Jing looked at Gu Yan expectantly.

"...Okay." Gu Yan reluctantly agreed.

So taking this meal as an opportunity, the two became acquainted.

According to the laws of romance novels, the two protagonists will definitely fall in love for a long time, and then the sauce will grow again. However...this is a f*cking novel, so the two became friends.

After getting acquainted with Xu Jing, Gu Yan felt that his daily life was being cheated by Xu Jing.

Being tricked by Xu Jing into some fucking animation club, being dragged by Xu Jing to play a poisonous game called Swordsman Love [-] with her, there are countless cheating incidents like this...

This was a certain day in Gu Yan's junior year.

"Gu Yan, please." Xu Jing looked at Gu Yan pitifully, "If you help me, I will pack all your water for this semester, or lunch is also fine."

"Am I the kind of person who sells out my personality just for a semester's lunch?" Gu Yan rolled his eyes and said.

"How about that out-of-print Zhen San Nei account? Yes, that's right, it's the Zhen San Nei account that you love so much that you can swipe around to clear your heart and even strike thunder!" Xu Jing gritted her teeth and said.

"……make a deal!"

"Hehehe..." Hearing this, Xu Jing smiled evilly, "Don't worry, Gu Yanmei, I will definitely dress you up beautifully."

"...I regret it." The corner of Gu Yan's mouth twitched.

"You have already promised, and you cannot go back on your word."

So one afternoon N days later, Gu Yan was ready to go out after dinner.

"Xiao Yan, where are you going?" Cheng Yuan looked at Gu Yan with some puzzlement.

"I have something to go out, come back later at night." Gu Yan said.

"... Oh." Cheng Yuan was stunned, "Be careful."

"Ah."

Cheng Yuan watched Gu Yan go out with a sullen face, and reached out to make a phone call.

After Gu Yan walked out the door, he saw Xu Jing's car within a few steps.

Following Xu Jing back home, under the gaze of the other party's bulinbulin, he changed into a skirt, then put on fake fur, and let Xu Jing fiddle with him on the face.

The thing, is this.

There is a rich second generation who has been pursuing Xu Jing, Xu Jing refuses all kinds of things, but the other party still persists. In the end, Xu Jing made a big move, saying that she likes women and is a lesbian.

The rich second generation didn't believe it, Xu Jing said that she would bring the female ticket at the party of the student union, so Gu Yan was tricked.

Xu Jing held Gu Yan's hand affectionately, and entered the party with him.

The rich second generation looked at the two very 'loving' women in front of them, and left with a look of lovelessness.

So Gu Yan's task was successfully completed, and after staying with Xu Jing for a while, he rejected Xu Jing's offer to send him off and left early.

As soon as Gu Yan left the school gate, he saw the familiar car.

'Fuck! ? ’ Gu Yan’s eyes widened, and he moved over there slowly, ‘Don’t be Cheng Yuan, don’t be Cheng Yuan, don’t be Cheng Yuan...’

But unfortunately, while Gu Yan was still muttering and moving over there at the speed of a turtle, the cold-faced murderer in the car got out of the car because he couldn't wait, and walked over with strides, killing people all at once. into his arms.

"Xiao Yan, can you explain what's going on?" Cheng Yuan asked with a smile.

"...%￥#@..." Gu Yan silently explained what happened.

Cheng Yuan kissed Gu Yan's lips with a sullen face.

"Hmm..." Gu Yan opened his eyes wide, "What are you doing... the lipstick on my mouth... um..."

"Xiao Yan." Cheng Yuan's voice was a little hoarse.

"Huh?" Gu Yan looked at Cheng Yuan with some doubts, and was startled by the desire/desire in his eyes.

"Do you know? Your behavior makes me want to commit a crime." Cheng Yuan said in a deep voice.

"What crime?" Hearing this, Gu Yan asked with a smile.

Cheng Yuan's eyes darkened, and he kissed Gu Yan again, Gu Yan was almost out of breath by Cheng Yuan's aggressive kiss.

"A strong woman commits a crime." Cheng Yuan said while kissing Gu Yan's neck, Cheng Yuan squinted his eyes, and imprinted one after another his own marks on Gu Yan's neck.

"You want a strong woman to fuck me?" Gu Yan raised his eyebrows with a smile, leaned over and licked Cheng Yuan's ear, his voice was extremely sexy, "comeon, baby, fuckme."

The moment Cheng Yuan was about to transform into a wolf and pounce on him, Gu Yan calmly poured cold water on it.

"However, your car is a bit low, and it's a bit inconvenient for a strong woman to do it, right?"

"..." Cheng Yuan picked up Gu Yan and stuffed him into the car in grief and indignation, got into the driver's seat, and started the car.

The author has something to say:

Thank you for the two grenades that I said =3=

A mine where flowers smile at me =3=

Strong female fuck, use chrysanthemum strong female fuck, I will never write counterattack 2333

Make up your own brains for the following plot, you all know everything about river crabs, this is definitely not because the author is too lazy to write [manually funny]