Cub Nursery

"The ancestors of the ancestors told us long ago that people who are not our race must have different hearts! Not to mention the monsters who eat people. If they ask us to reconcile with the demon kingdom, I will be the first to disagree!"

"That's right! I can vividly remember the monsters attacking the city every time. It's not that we don't know the ugly appearance of those ferocious monsters attacking the city. They eat everyone they see, bloodthirsty and greedy. There is no way to communicate at all. It's like sucking Mosquitoes with human blood, will you be kind to mosquitoes?"

"Of course not, I will ignite the herbs to kill these mosquitoes."

"Look, the monsters in the demon country are like this. Once we reconcile, we will be blood-sucked."

This is about the blood on everyone's body and everyone's interests. For a moment, everyone blushed and hated the demon country confidently, even the Taoist soldiers who hated the truce in the border town.There shouldn't be a temporary truce. Even if the monsters in the monster country retreat temporarily, they should go out through the small gate of the outer city wall and chase those monsters in the monster country.

Drive out all the monsters in the demon country, so that they dare not attack the city again!

Just like a mosquito that breaks into your own house, you must find a way to kill it, or you won't be able to sleep well at night.

"Everyone of insight, after entering the palace, you must wake up the emperor! The emperor has been deceived!"

"nature."

"Everyone is drunk but I am alone!"

"Everyone, wait for my triumphant return!"

These elected people wore long gowns favored by scholars, raised their faces, and stared proudly at everything around them.

They are like soldiers who are about to go to the battlefield, with the bleakness of the wind and the cold of the water and the incomprehension of the world, but they have to put on a large cloak, covering their hands, feet and face, so that no one can see them Know what they look like and who they are.

Walk in the narrowest and most remote alleys, look down at the short road in front of you, and dare not speak.

He didn't even dare to breathe loudly, for fear of being discovered.

After twists and turns, I finally arrived at the inconspicuous gate of the palace.

"Please wait a moment." The person in front spoke.

The people in the cloak behind all nodded slightly, not daring to breathe.Although most of them looked down on the person who spoke at the front, he was just a servant of the Jia family raising horses, and his whole body seemed to smell like horse manure, and he couldn't read a single word. , Let alone a scholar, a servant is not even a normal person.

All the people present had the same thought, and when the big event was done, they must kill this servant in front of him. He really knew too much.

The servants went forward with Concubine Jia's sign, Xiao Huangmen took the sign and sent someone inside to report.

"Keep waiting." The servant came back and said something, then ran to the palace gate and stretched his neck to wait.

The road from the gate of the palace to the inner palace is so long anyway, but if the person delivering the news is different, the time it takes is also different.

If it was Yan Xun's post, saying that he wanted to see Concubine Xian, Xiao Huangmen would trot all the way to find the eunuch next to the emperor first, usually Zhang Rui was the one he was looking for, and he found the right one.Zhang Rui will arrange for the little father-in-law to notify Concubine Xian, and then send out the news. There is almost no need to wait at the gate of the palace to enter soon. Tell people to wait at the gate of the palace.

But it would be different for Concubine Jia.

Although she was favored, no one in the palace knew that Concubine Jia's favor was only favored, she did not bring any benefits to the Jia family, and the adults in Jia's mansion did not rely on her Concubine Jia.

The little yellow gate received the signboard of Concubine Jia. When you go in to deliver the news, you have to go step by step. First, go to the news office in charge of the entry and exit list in the palace to register, and then stand outside and wait for the news office to send the news inside. After going through several times , Only then can I tell the maids around Concubine Jia.

The palace lady has to think about it a bit, and she will tell the matter when Concubine Jia is in a good mood.

After Concubine Jia found out, she had to be careful, after all, she was a favored concubine, and the group of people outside begged her to do things.

After making enough decisions, I asked the maid to send the news and make arrangements by the way.

The palace ladies always have to make decisions.

The people below have to follow suit.

So when Xiao Huangmen brought the news back and told the servants of Jia's mansion that they could go in, four hours had passed since the servants of Jia's mansion showed up.

You are like soldiers, everyone is drunk, but I waited outside for four hours. Fortunately, I didn’t eat or drink in the morning, otherwise I’m afraid I won’t be able to hold it anymore, but almost everyone is hungry. , When I couldn't bear it any longer, someone from Jia's mansion ran up and said, "You can go in."

Of course, you can't hide your head and tail in a big cloak when you enter the palace.

"You all entered the palace to compose music and storytelling for the empress, but remember." The servant of Jia's mansion whispered, "There will be a chance to meet..., but we have to wait."

"Know!"

Everyone suppressed, threw away the cloak they were wearing, held their breath, and staggered hungry, followed behind the servants of Jia's mansion, and entered the palace just like that.

There are many ways to enter the palace. For example, the elders in the palace have dedicated staff to serve them. The roads they walk are also spacious and clean. Sometimes the little father-in-law who leads the way will sprinkle water and hold umbrellas specially. It is also respectable for the family members of a concubine to enter the palace.

But someone who is like a songwriter and storyteller is not well-known, and he came here by himself, so he took the most remote and winding road.

The road is difficult to walk, and sometimes you have to stop at a distance, and wait for the masters from far away to pass before you can continue to move forward.

When you get to the place, you may not be able to see Concubine Jia immediately, you have to wait first.

Hungry and waiting, even if there is tea, I dare not drink it. What if I want to go to the toilet after drinking it?

Before this, the servants of Jia's mansion had already warned, "It's not so easy to send people from the palace to go to the toilet, so try not to go there."

Wait, wait, wait until when?

When Jia Buzhen guessed that it was almost time, after Jia Bujia finished school, he took Jia Bujia to the gate of the palace and handed over the concubine Jia's signboard, and then followed the little yellow gate without waiting, and walked in along the way. Jumping and jumping to the harem.

Unfortunately, Concubine Jia was busy taking care of the little prince, and Jia Buzhen and Jia Bujia didn't see him either, but they were not in a hurry.

It happened that you were resting next to the 'soldiers', and some 'soldiers' were curious, so they looked over there.

Seeing that there were only two masters, Jia Buzhen and Jia Bujia, but the number of waiters had disappeared. Small groups of maids and eunuchs trotted in and trotted out again. The servant who served Zhen next to him jumped and ran away, still yelling to go to the toilet.

The boy was a bit ugly, with an obvious scar on his upper lip, and his eyes narrowed when he smiled, which was really not very good-looking.

"Indecent."

"How dare this kind of person be brought into the palace, he must be locked up, and he cannot be seen by anyone!"

All the 'soldiers' couldn't help whispering that the smell of tea and snacks from next door wafted over, making them feel even worse when they were hungry.

The leading servant of Jia's mansion heard the words and hurriedly said: "Please be careful. That young man is not a servant of the mansion, he is a student admitted to the second school of the Conservation Hall. His family was poor earlier, and he was born with a cleft lip. The doctor of the Conservation Hall The operation was done for free at the hospital, and I happened to meet our young master at that time, and he always took him by my side as a younger brother."

There was another servant serving Jia Buzhen, and this one followed him in to see the world.

The servants of Jia's mansion didn't know what was wrong, and added in a strange way: "He is excellent in both character and learning in the school, and he is a young man that the gentlemen are very optimistic about. He and Ah Zhu are very good friends, and they often correspond with each other."

Just as he was saying this, the not-so-good-looking boy came back bouncing around, and he didn't know what he said to Jia Buzhen when he went to the next door. After a while, Concubine Jia showed up with someone. Jia Buzhen and Jia Bujia meet.

It took a long time before someone came to pass the message and told them to go to the front to talk about the book.

Unable to see Concubine Jia directly, separated by several layers of curtains, the faces of all the 'soldiers' were stiff and embarrassed, and they kept telling themselves that they had to bear the humiliation for the sake of great things, and it took a while before they managed to calm down.

The contents of the storytelling are all prepared in advance, there are jokes about the popular General Shaking the Mountain outside, and there are also jokes made up by you "big talents".

They first talked about the story of the General Shaking the Mountain, about how the General Shaking the Mountain turned the tide and brought Qiyuan County back to life. , with a big mouth, a slender eye, ears like cattail leaf fans, a bald head, but with particularly long armpit hair, no matter how you think about it, it won't look good.

It is said that General Shaker can knock down the strongest wall with a light palm.

After the joke was finished, several people looked at each other secretly and began to talk about the joke they wrote themselves.

"In the last chapter of the book, a scholar picked up a frozen snake with kind thoughts..."

The snake froze, and it was unknown if it was still alive. The scholar kindly put the snake in his arms to warm it up, but the snake woke up, opened its mouth and bit the scholar's chest, poisoning the scholar to death.

The joke is not too long, even if it is piled up with gorgeous rhetoric, it can still be finished in a few words.

All the 'soldiers' were flushed, they felt that they had been aggrieved for so long, and finally sold this step, and then they waited for the emperor to show up, and they prepared more jokes later.

Just playing lip service, they can play for three days and three nights without repeating the same thing.

No one noticed that the emperor had come a long time ago, but he just stood outside and didn't come in. He didn't let the people outside make a sound, and stood outside with a gloomy expression.

He heard that passage clearly, and understood the meaning in an instant, and only Concubine Jia and the people who served her didn't understand, and they still pitied the dead scholar.

"There's a lot of prejudice in this story."

Just when the 'soldiers' were about to continue talking about the jokes they wrote, Jia Buzhen suddenly opened his mouth lazily and told everyone to be quiet on the spot.

"This kind of joke can't be heard by children, it will mislead children. If you want me to tell you, then the scholar is also stupid. Where have you read all the books? If you really want to save the snake, you can go back to the yamen to find it. People, the guards naturally have a way to save the snake, and it won't be hurt."

"Many times, simple kindness is useless, and it may even harm people."

"In the eyes of capable people, true kindness is not to bring losses to oneself, but to make everything go on the right track and make everything develop in a good direction. But that is a saint. As for you storytellers , but a short-sighted mouse."