Yin Yang Merit Turtle

For the experts who came with me, the most useful ones so far are the experts in linguistics.

Without him, if you want to establish effective communication with aliens, you must be able to communicate with them first, right?

Before coming, Yu Wenrui took out a few... children's books on Planet Amodo out of humanitarian care and kind gifts from his allies.

Children's books are good, language learning should be based on children!

So I studied for a long time.

When shopping, these linguistic masters hold their heads high and walk in front, responsible for "friendly"... bargaining with the small merchants and hawkers near the airport.

"What's this?" The pronunciation is a bit weird, but it's inevitable.

The peddler's intelligence ability is obviously insufficient-this is more normal, just find a peddler on Earth Avenue, he will know the important affairs of the country?A prince has returned from calamity, no matter what kind of uproar he caused in the online world, does it have anything to do with him?He is more concerned about whether the prices of the vegetables and meat he sells will increase.

Seeing the business coming, the peddler immediately greeted people with a smile on his face: "This is mustard greens, this is purple group root, this is yellow potato..." and told the prices one by one thoughtfully.

They set up stalls near the airport and saw many "outsiders".Amodo has a vast territory, countless people and products, so there are many outsiders who can't recognize these local specialties, but the more they can't recognize them, the better they sell.It's fresh.

In order to make more money, the hawkers are all economically minded, and put all the things that are not worth a few dollars in exquisite packaging. Maybe a cart of mustard greens is only worth 1000 yuan outside. sell one hundred.

The nearby peddlers saw that the next door was coming to buy and sell, and they were unwilling to be lonely, and greeted loudly——

"Look, take a look, here are the beautiful flowers that we specialize in Platinum, orchid water lilies! Star vines! Moonlight grass!"

"You guys must be here to travel, right? It's perfect to bring some local specialties to relatives and friends! I also sell various seeds here. When the time comes, I can cultivate them myself. I can have as many as I want, once and for all!"

"Look at the gift box I prepared for you. Don't worry about sending elders, relatives and friends to your boss. It's all very face-saving! It's definitely worth the money! There are also our local special patterns painted on it, this is the ethnic style, everyone!"

"And fabric..."

"jewelry……"

Ye Feihong has also learned some "Mandarin" of Amodo from Yu Wenrui recently. He is not like Yu Wenrui, a guy who is cheating, who can speak the world after just a few days of learning.In fact, the pronunciation of Amodo language is extremely maddening, and he still stutters when he speaks some everyday language.

In order to train him, Yu Wenrui communicated with him in Amodo language recently, and even yelled in Amodo language when he was in bed. As for forgetting what he was doing, that pervert Yu Wenrui still had the face to "punish" him...

Really, if he hadn't been unable to beat this thick-skinned guy, Ye Feihong would have thrown him down and beat him up!

"I didn't expect that Amodo's side is so full of life. It looks like the earth, which makes people feel very familiar." Ye Feihong finally explained this sentence clearly.

Yu Wenrui smiled: "Of course, but when you go to the Imperial City, you will find that it is much colder there."

Ye Feihong poked his palm: "Just like our country, big cities are more indifferent and orderly than small places."

Yu Wenrui clenched his dishonest paws and held them in the palm of his hand.

Over there, the earth experts have collectively excited, in a group of three or five, they have a hard time communicating with the hawkers, asking about the products on the stalls one by one, but they don’t pay for them.

For the sake of this group of possible big fish, the hawkers did not dare to neglect at all, and were busy selling them with eloquent tongues.

Ye Feihong sympathetically changed into Mandarin and said: "Poor guys, what you are actually facing is a bunch of poor ghosts!"

In fact, the experts belong to the expatriate elite, and those who are on a business trip must have made sufficient preparations before coming.

There is no local currency, so they bring a lot of cashable goods.

This is all prepared after consulting Yu Wenrui.

But the tragic reality is that compared with the Amodo star, the earth is too backward.

There is no need to think about resources. Amodo people occupy so many planets, and there are countless kinds of metals, jade, and energy, which cannot be sold at a high price.

Nor are technology-related classes.

After much deliberation, the most suitable ones are "vintage handicrafts", such as porcelain, silk, rice paper, wine...

I also brought many seeds of earth crops, fertilized eggs of animals, as well as carefully selected books, paintings, music scores...

Make best use of the remaining space of the spaceship as much as possible.

So, strictly speaking, we are still the propertied class.

Cash available?

Sorry, hardly any.

And even if there are, these experts do not have the right to transfer personally, and they are all in the hands of the "Chief Financial Officer". This Mr. Qian is very worthy of his surname. He is good at economics, and his greatest skill is to use limited resources to complete unlimited tasks. The mission this time is to sell our products at a high price, and then buy back as many useful things as possible, both tangible and intangible. Anyway, it can be done. The motherland and the people are eagerly looking forward to your good news!

I saw that Mr. Qian did not go into battle in person, but when other experts were like curious babies, asking around the hawkers, and the hawkers were also talking eloquently for sales, he remained silent, like a ghost, with his eyes wide open. Sharp as a falcon, it doesn't know what bad idea it's planning while cruising.

Hehe, just take a look, only fools will buy things in scenic spots, it's expensive and unreal!Beautiful packaging is useful, the wholesale market is our destination!

Of course, it is necessary to collect intelligence here.

What, you say thick-skinned?Nonsense, if we can seek more benefits for our motherland and our earth, so what if we are shameless?

Ye Feihong knew the inside story very well, and he couldn't bear to look at those poor hawkers anymore.

He prides himself on being shrewd on weekdays, slaughtering foreign tourists like pigs, but this time he kicked the iron plate, right?Distressed.

Ye Feihong pulled Yu Wenrui out, and the three little animals ran around them. Their cute appearance always attracted the attention of passers-by, so Ye Feihong had met several times to strike up a conversation——

"The child is so cute, how old are you?"

"Which one is your own? You are so blessed."

"What a good match, can I take a photo with you?"

"Then what, how does my youngest son look like? You see how well matched they are, why don't you leave a contact information, maybe there will be fate in the future oh hehehe~"

Ye Feihong was dumbfounded.

He felt more and more that his language skills were really not good. After studying for so long, it was still difficult to understand. The grammar of Amodo language was really strange.

Not far behind them, there are actually quite a few scattered airports belonging to the guard.

These melon-eaters don't know what this "couple" with their looks is doing, but they do!

A powerful royal family!

"Missing" for more than ten years, and returned strongly!

Shouldn't this style of painting be cruel and fierce, full of murderous aura, just waiting to set off huge waves and kill all enemies, reshuffle the empire's power structure, and finally be crowned emperor...

As a result, they took a group of curious babies to go shopping, and they did it for free, and had a good chat with many females with babies. It seems that they exchange parent-child experiences...

——In order to conceal the overly conspicuous eye color, Yu Wenrui specially wore a pair of sunglasses when he came out ——Ye Feihong felt that his boyfriend wearing sunglasses was so cool that he could fly off, so he also wore a pair, and the two of them were dazzling Walking side by side, the aura was like a celebrity on tour, and they met countless eager scrutiny along the way.

The more Ye Feihong visited, the more weird he felt, so he asked Yu Wenrui in a low voice in Mandarin: "Why can't you see a woman?"

There is another point: "Well, do you people here have original shapes? For example, you can also transform into tentacle monsters... I said how often you can see all kinds of animals running around in the street, but how do you distinguish between them? Did the animal become human, or was it originally an animal?"

Speaking of this, he actually understood it—or, finally accepted the fact that he was cheating, and complained to Yu Wenrui with a smile: "Actually, I am not bad at learning Amodo, right? My God, they thought that These three little idiots are our sons? Hahaha, what kind of eyes are they insulting me!"

The three little idiots in his mouth all glared at him.

Ye Feihong glared back, and then the four childish guys snorted together, not bothering to look at each other.

Yu Wenrui said with a smile: "You finally found out."

After Ye Feihong and the three idiots finished their eyebrow-eye lawsuit, he turned his head to look at Yu Wenrui: "What?"

"We don't have women here!"

Ye Feihong: "..."

Three seconds later, he shouted involuntarily: "Sack of bridge beans, what does it mean that there are no women?! Is this actually an orc worldview!!!"

Yu Wenrui: "...What orc worldview?"

Ye Feihong warned him earnestly: "If you are ugly, you need to read more books, and reading makes you wise! The world view of beastmen is one of the famous settings of a certain female video website! Hey? Why didn't I think of it before, you can transform, it's so obvious. It’s the most obvious sign of an orc... So you guys here are boys and girls? The world of 23333 is enough, no wonder you can’t get used to me becoming a big beauty..."

God knows, Yu Wenrui is a domineering president who is busy like a dog, every day he knows how to accumulate strength, plot to restore, a character like the Count of Monte Cristo, how can he have the time to read those romantic novels?

Deliberately not telling the truth about Ye Feihong's mother planet, just to let him be caught off guard, showing a shocked, bewildered, charming... stupid expression, this is also Yu Wenrui's evil taste.Unexpectedly, he seemed to understand better than him, accepted it quickly, and ignored him after he finished talking, just busy distinguishing who is male and who is female, and secretly guessing what the true nature of those males is.

Yu Wenrui no longer knew what to say.

He felt more and more that the people on Earth are really a strange race. In some respects, they are really powerful and terrifying, with a terrifying potential that no one can predict...