Yin Yang Merit Turtle
Chapter 68
Yuwen Rui didn't want to take Ye Feihong there.
After all, even if the Sky Devouring Vine is still not considered an adult, even if it has been basically evacuated by the formation, this kind of bug-level powerful species cannot be judged by common sense, and the risk factor is very high.
At this time, Ye Feihong took out his tortoise shell decisively.
And he still wants to be a rascal: "If you don't want to go by yourself, don't blame me for going by yourself."
Yu Wenrui thought about it, that's right, instead of sneaking past this little idiot, it's better to watch him by himself, as long as he doesn't die, he must be protected.
The little vixen, Hu Zhizhi, has followed suit, so he wants to go with him.
However, neither Yu Wenrui nor Ye Feihong were used to it, and they struggled for a long time without success.
Ye Feihong also packed Fox Zhizhi, Lan Fatty and Starling Erniao to his grandfather.Anyway, a briquette is also raised, and a few pets are also released, so let's enrich his spare time life.
To be honest, when Ye Feihong handed over the briquettes to Grandpa, Grandpa also refused.
He was very firm in his refusal.
He also threatened that if Ye Feihong dared to let go, he would throw him on the street when he turned around!
But you see now?
The briquettes were almost becoming his grandson, but Ye Feihong was about to shoot back.
As for the elderly, no matter how high their status is, they will have the same temperament as children.He usually doesn't say anything, and he is lonely in his heart.Ye Feihong deeply regretted why he gave him a briquette so late, he should have thought of it long ago.
That proud old man received a bird, a cat, and a half-breed vixen from his grandson again, but he still resolutely refused...with a disgusted expression on his face.
The fat blue man said it didn't matter, he just sat next to Hu Zhizhi, his big fat face was so swaying and obscene.
The briquettes in the invaded territory are even more indifferent, it is so happy, okay!In particular, people are crazy, relying on the advantage of the reminder, they will overwhelm Fatty Lan when they come up - it can't be ruled out that it is jealous of Fatty Lan and Hu Zhizhi's intimate behavior, and gave it a blow.
He didn't learn his lesson, and was shot flying when Hu Zhizhi was overwhelmed by Mount Tai.
Only Ba Ge Er Duoduo, this is a guy with a bad personality, and he will hate him when he speaks: "Ah, I actually despise this uncle, this uncle condescends..."
Ye Feihong patted its head.
Mynah stared angrily.
Ye Feihong showed an evil smile like a big devil, and said softly: "You are quite educated, and you know what condescension is...Have you heard of the other idiom? Sending someone under the fence! It doesn't matter if you don't understand now , I’ll let you experience it for yourself later.”
After two seconds.
Myna's gaze softened first.
It shrank its neck timidly, faced the direction of grandpa, and began to sing loudly.
"The five-star red flag is fluttering in the wind~ What a resounding song of victory~ Singing our dear motherland~ From now on we will be prosperous and strong~"
Even though Grandpa had forced his face to be sullen before, he couldn't help being amused by this funny bird.
"This is probably the leading party among the birds... The professional level of flattering skills is much better than that of Mao Mao."
Mynah sang while showing no loveliness.
Ye Feihong: "Hmph."
Knowing that Ye Feihong was going to see Shiwan Dashan, Mr. Han was determined not to allow it.But later, he found out that those who were parasitized were cured by him, so the old man had no choice but to let them go.As for a man, he can't grow up in a greenhouse with an indomitable appearance. If he has such a chance, he might as well break out into the world.
Just let him remember that he must do what he can, and don't force it. The future will be long, and there is hope only when he is alive, and nothing will be left after death.
Ye Feihong agreed wholeheartedly.
Mr. Han knew that Yu Wenrui was going to accompany Ye Feihong (Ye Feihong deliberately replaced the subject and object), so he didn't say anything, but his satisfaction with Yu Wenrui rose two notches again.
Yes, at least he knows how to protect Mao Mao.
After the rear was settled down, Ye Feihong and Yu Wenrui arrived in Guangxi by plane, and then drove to Shiwanda Mountain.
Shiwanda Mountain is located in the west of Guangxi. It is named because of the continuous mountains and overlapping peaks, which are innumerable.
Different from plain areas, the terrain here is undulating, with mountains and caves, few people, deep trees and dense forests. If you don't pay attention, even if two people are a hundred meters away, you may miss it.
There are not many people who come here to travel, but along the way, they also saw a few people dressed as donkey friends, full of travel and dust, and some people took a ride for a while.
Both Ye Feihong and Yu Wenrui wore sunglasses, so they could only see their outstanding appearance and temperament, but no one could recognize who they were.
They settled down with a family in the mountains.
That family is of the Zhuang nationality, and it also serves as a farmhouse on weekdays, specially for donkey friends passing by to rest and earn some extra money.The hostess speaks Mandarin very poorly, but the host speaks not bad. According to him, he went to work in the city for a while before returning to open this farmhouse.
Dark and thin, with a simple smile.
Ye Feihong asked the hostess to cook some local game. There was a soup cooked with bamboo rat and bamboo fungus. It was milky white and delicious.
The heaviest of these is a plate of fried bamboo worms.
Ye Feihong knew that bamboo worms were delicious, but he never had the chance to try them.This time I ran into it, so I picked up a few and tasted it.
Yu Wenrui looked at him with a look of hesitation.
Ye Feihong swallowed, and said with a smirk: "You should try it too, it's really delicious."
As far as the earthlings are concerned, everything else is good, but the recipes are really too complicated...
In fact, Yu Wenrui didn't know if his home planet had heavy-tasting dishes, and even if there were, it was impossible for him to appear in front of him.It's like can you imagine which prince's recipe will have fried bamboo worms?
Royal banquet must pay attention to appearance.
So after Yu Wenrui came to the earth, he felt quite eye-opened in terms of eating.
No, no, actually it cannot be said that after coming to Earth.
To be more precise, after getting to know Ye Feihong.
Under Ye Feihong's leadership, Yu Wenrui's range of recipes has become wider and wider...
Seeing that Yu Wenrui was still hesitating, Ye Feihong teased him: "Didn't you just taste sandworms not long ago? They are all worms, so there is no difference. Look at the monsters in other books, they drink blood like hair, and eat human flesh. You are really lame."
Yu Wenrui finally ate the bamboo worms.
Ye Feihong asked him, "How does it taste?"
Yu Wenrui frowned: "...Not bad? It's just that I can't accept their appearance."
Ye Feihong laughed out loud.
Yu Wenrui has now begun to worry that one day bringing this little idiot back to his home planet will be a disaster for some species that are basically not connected with the dining table?
Ye Feihong chatted with the male boss about the depths of Shiwan Dashan.
The male boss was born and raised here and gave them a lot of useful advice.
For example, it’s best not to go too deep. In some places, the miasma is very serious. You must bring enough medicines. Once you feel uncomfortable, you should exit quickly.
For example, don't drink raw water in the forest, and camp at night, and don't get too close to the water source, because you may be attacked by wild animals.
In fact, many of his suggestions were very popular, one by one was very detailed, and I don't know if it was because he thought Yu Wenrui and Ye Feihong were both delicate skinned and tender, and the two of them went in together as pure rookies trying to die.He also persuaded the two of them several times, telling them to think about it more, or just wander around and return to him in the evening...
It's a pity that I have persuaded and persuaded, but it is of no use.
In the end, the boss gave Ye Feihong and the others a pack of snake medicine, saying that wearing it on the body would prevent snakes from getting close to them, and it would be safer.
Ye Feihong and the others stayed in this homestay for one night, and went into the mountain just after dawn the next day.
Before leaving, Ye Feihong asked the boss to move a stone roller at the back of the yard, and then said meaningfully: "I hope I can come over to drink the full moon wine that my brother put on when I have time."
The boss looked shocked and watched them go away.
Even though Yu Wenrui has the skills of self-cultivation, he still can't understand the word "feng shui".
He asked Ye Feihong: "You tell him to move the stone roller so that he can have a son?"
Ye Feihong nodded, and stroked his non-existent beard like a fairy: "This is the so-called one finger of a fairy, and the world is determined! Am I super powerful?"
Yu Wenrui: "Yeah, it's super powerful, just like the legendary mother-in-law."
"Great Immortal Sending Son!" Ye Feihong corrected him.
Yu Wenrui touched Ye Feihong's flat belly, slid down to eat a mouthful of soft tofu, and said, "Since you are so good, I wonder when you plan to conceive one yourself?"
"Oh hehehe~" Ye Feihong pretended to be shy on purpose, "I hate it, when did they say they were going to give birth to a son for you?"
As soon as the words fell, he shook his shoulders like a convulsion and laughed again.
Yu Wenrui looked at him speechlessly, and pulled him to avoid a raised tree root: "What's the matter?"
Ye Feihong clutched his stomach: "Hey, if we two had a son, what would he be like? A tentacle monster with a shell? Thinking about it makes my eyes hot... Fortunately, we are both men, so we can't born."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Yu Wenrui again with disgust, and said: "Look at Fox Zhizhi, his father is a fox, and his mother is a rabbit. They are all cute, so when they come out of mixed blood, they are also cute. But your original shape is Being so ugly is destined to hinder my appearance 100%... Son, you are so pitiful..."
Yu Wenrui: "Hehe." As long as you are happy.
Ye Feihong continued to brainstorm there: "By the way, the way your tentacle monsters reproduce seems to be laying eggs, right? Me too! Do you think there will be a day when I go to the bathroom, but after working hard for a long time, I will give birth to an egg?" Egg? Hahaha, it's so funny that I can't help it...I really want to try it one day...It's a pity that I don't have such a function."
Yu Wenrui: "..."
Ye Feihong: "Why don't you smile? And your eyes are a bit strange, are you planning some conspiracy?"
Yu Wenrui: "You think too much."
The two of them were very fast, and before noon, they had already arrived near the cave where the Sky Devouring Vine existed.
After all, even if the Sky Devouring Vine is still not considered an adult, even if it has been basically evacuated by the formation, this kind of bug-level powerful species cannot be judged by common sense, and the risk factor is very high.
At this time, Ye Feihong took out his tortoise shell decisively.
And he still wants to be a rascal: "If you don't want to go by yourself, don't blame me for going by yourself."
Yu Wenrui thought about it, that's right, instead of sneaking past this little idiot, it's better to watch him by himself, as long as he doesn't die, he must be protected.
The little vixen, Hu Zhizhi, has followed suit, so he wants to go with him.
However, neither Yu Wenrui nor Ye Feihong were used to it, and they struggled for a long time without success.
Ye Feihong also packed Fox Zhizhi, Lan Fatty and Starling Erniao to his grandfather.Anyway, a briquette is also raised, and a few pets are also released, so let's enrich his spare time life.
To be honest, when Ye Feihong handed over the briquettes to Grandpa, Grandpa also refused.
He was very firm in his refusal.
He also threatened that if Ye Feihong dared to let go, he would throw him on the street when he turned around!
But you see now?
The briquettes were almost becoming his grandson, but Ye Feihong was about to shoot back.
As for the elderly, no matter how high their status is, they will have the same temperament as children.He usually doesn't say anything, and he is lonely in his heart.Ye Feihong deeply regretted why he gave him a briquette so late, he should have thought of it long ago.
That proud old man received a bird, a cat, and a half-breed vixen from his grandson again, but he still resolutely refused...with a disgusted expression on his face.
The fat blue man said it didn't matter, he just sat next to Hu Zhizhi, his big fat face was so swaying and obscene.
The briquettes in the invaded territory are even more indifferent, it is so happy, okay!In particular, people are crazy, relying on the advantage of the reminder, they will overwhelm Fatty Lan when they come up - it can't be ruled out that it is jealous of Fatty Lan and Hu Zhizhi's intimate behavior, and gave it a blow.
He didn't learn his lesson, and was shot flying when Hu Zhizhi was overwhelmed by Mount Tai.
Only Ba Ge Er Duoduo, this is a guy with a bad personality, and he will hate him when he speaks: "Ah, I actually despise this uncle, this uncle condescends..."
Ye Feihong patted its head.
Mynah stared angrily.
Ye Feihong showed an evil smile like a big devil, and said softly: "You are quite educated, and you know what condescension is...Have you heard of the other idiom? Sending someone under the fence! It doesn't matter if you don't understand now , I’ll let you experience it for yourself later.”
After two seconds.
Myna's gaze softened first.
It shrank its neck timidly, faced the direction of grandpa, and began to sing loudly.
"The five-star red flag is fluttering in the wind~ What a resounding song of victory~ Singing our dear motherland~ From now on we will be prosperous and strong~"
Even though Grandpa had forced his face to be sullen before, he couldn't help being amused by this funny bird.
"This is probably the leading party among the birds... The professional level of flattering skills is much better than that of Mao Mao."
Mynah sang while showing no loveliness.
Ye Feihong: "Hmph."
Knowing that Ye Feihong was going to see Shiwan Dashan, Mr. Han was determined not to allow it.But later, he found out that those who were parasitized were cured by him, so the old man had no choice but to let them go.As for a man, he can't grow up in a greenhouse with an indomitable appearance. If he has such a chance, he might as well break out into the world.
Just let him remember that he must do what he can, and don't force it. The future will be long, and there is hope only when he is alive, and nothing will be left after death.
Ye Feihong agreed wholeheartedly.
Mr. Han knew that Yu Wenrui was going to accompany Ye Feihong (Ye Feihong deliberately replaced the subject and object), so he didn't say anything, but his satisfaction with Yu Wenrui rose two notches again.
Yes, at least he knows how to protect Mao Mao.
After the rear was settled down, Ye Feihong and Yu Wenrui arrived in Guangxi by plane, and then drove to Shiwanda Mountain.
Shiwanda Mountain is located in the west of Guangxi. It is named because of the continuous mountains and overlapping peaks, which are innumerable.
Different from plain areas, the terrain here is undulating, with mountains and caves, few people, deep trees and dense forests. If you don't pay attention, even if two people are a hundred meters away, you may miss it.
There are not many people who come here to travel, but along the way, they also saw a few people dressed as donkey friends, full of travel and dust, and some people took a ride for a while.
Both Ye Feihong and Yu Wenrui wore sunglasses, so they could only see their outstanding appearance and temperament, but no one could recognize who they were.
They settled down with a family in the mountains.
That family is of the Zhuang nationality, and it also serves as a farmhouse on weekdays, specially for donkey friends passing by to rest and earn some extra money.The hostess speaks Mandarin very poorly, but the host speaks not bad. According to him, he went to work in the city for a while before returning to open this farmhouse.
Dark and thin, with a simple smile.
Ye Feihong asked the hostess to cook some local game. There was a soup cooked with bamboo rat and bamboo fungus. It was milky white and delicious.
The heaviest of these is a plate of fried bamboo worms.
Ye Feihong knew that bamboo worms were delicious, but he never had the chance to try them.This time I ran into it, so I picked up a few and tasted it.
Yu Wenrui looked at him with a look of hesitation.
Ye Feihong swallowed, and said with a smirk: "You should try it too, it's really delicious."
As far as the earthlings are concerned, everything else is good, but the recipes are really too complicated...
In fact, Yu Wenrui didn't know if his home planet had heavy-tasting dishes, and even if there were, it was impossible for him to appear in front of him.It's like can you imagine which prince's recipe will have fried bamboo worms?
Royal banquet must pay attention to appearance.
So after Yu Wenrui came to the earth, he felt quite eye-opened in terms of eating.
No, no, actually it cannot be said that after coming to Earth.
To be more precise, after getting to know Ye Feihong.
Under Ye Feihong's leadership, Yu Wenrui's range of recipes has become wider and wider...
Seeing that Yu Wenrui was still hesitating, Ye Feihong teased him: "Didn't you just taste sandworms not long ago? They are all worms, so there is no difference. Look at the monsters in other books, they drink blood like hair, and eat human flesh. You are really lame."
Yu Wenrui finally ate the bamboo worms.
Ye Feihong asked him, "How does it taste?"
Yu Wenrui frowned: "...Not bad? It's just that I can't accept their appearance."
Ye Feihong laughed out loud.
Yu Wenrui has now begun to worry that one day bringing this little idiot back to his home planet will be a disaster for some species that are basically not connected with the dining table?
Ye Feihong chatted with the male boss about the depths of Shiwan Dashan.
The male boss was born and raised here and gave them a lot of useful advice.
For example, it’s best not to go too deep. In some places, the miasma is very serious. You must bring enough medicines. Once you feel uncomfortable, you should exit quickly.
For example, don't drink raw water in the forest, and camp at night, and don't get too close to the water source, because you may be attacked by wild animals.
In fact, many of his suggestions were very popular, one by one was very detailed, and I don't know if it was because he thought Yu Wenrui and Ye Feihong were both delicate skinned and tender, and the two of them went in together as pure rookies trying to die.He also persuaded the two of them several times, telling them to think about it more, or just wander around and return to him in the evening...
It's a pity that I have persuaded and persuaded, but it is of no use.
In the end, the boss gave Ye Feihong and the others a pack of snake medicine, saying that wearing it on the body would prevent snakes from getting close to them, and it would be safer.
Ye Feihong and the others stayed in this homestay for one night, and went into the mountain just after dawn the next day.
Before leaving, Ye Feihong asked the boss to move a stone roller at the back of the yard, and then said meaningfully: "I hope I can come over to drink the full moon wine that my brother put on when I have time."
The boss looked shocked and watched them go away.
Even though Yu Wenrui has the skills of self-cultivation, he still can't understand the word "feng shui".
He asked Ye Feihong: "You tell him to move the stone roller so that he can have a son?"
Ye Feihong nodded, and stroked his non-existent beard like a fairy: "This is the so-called one finger of a fairy, and the world is determined! Am I super powerful?"
Yu Wenrui: "Yeah, it's super powerful, just like the legendary mother-in-law."
"Great Immortal Sending Son!" Ye Feihong corrected him.
Yu Wenrui touched Ye Feihong's flat belly, slid down to eat a mouthful of soft tofu, and said, "Since you are so good, I wonder when you plan to conceive one yourself?"
"Oh hehehe~" Ye Feihong pretended to be shy on purpose, "I hate it, when did they say they were going to give birth to a son for you?"
As soon as the words fell, he shook his shoulders like a convulsion and laughed again.
Yu Wenrui looked at him speechlessly, and pulled him to avoid a raised tree root: "What's the matter?"
Ye Feihong clutched his stomach: "Hey, if we two had a son, what would he be like? A tentacle monster with a shell? Thinking about it makes my eyes hot... Fortunately, we are both men, so we can't born."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Yu Wenrui again with disgust, and said: "Look at Fox Zhizhi, his father is a fox, and his mother is a rabbit. They are all cute, so when they come out of mixed blood, they are also cute. But your original shape is Being so ugly is destined to hinder my appearance 100%... Son, you are so pitiful..."
Yu Wenrui: "Hehe." As long as you are happy.
Ye Feihong continued to brainstorm there: "By the way, the way your tentacle monsters reproduce seems to be laying eggs, right? Me too! Do you think there will be a day when I go to the bathroom, but after working hard for a long time, I will give birth to an egg?" Egg? Hahaha, it's so funny that I can't help it...I really want to try it one day...It's a pity that I don't have such a function."
Yu Wenrui: "..."
Ye Feihong: "Why don't you smile? And your eyes are a bit strange, are you planning some conspiracy?"
Yu Wenrui: "You think too much."
The two of them were very fast, and before noon, they had already arrived near the cave where the Sky Devouring Vine existed.
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