Yin Yang Merit Turtle

My vest fell off so unfairly... I just put it on, and it's not to tempt you to eat my love clothes!

Counting the history of yin and yang meritorious deeds of all generations, Ye Feihong felt that he could be ranked among the top three.

Sad, he has always been proud and has a high IQ in vain!

This dead starling has been bullying him for so long, and now he is still trying to trick him.He loves to tell the truth so much, why didn't he cut off its tongue immediately!

Ye Feihong smiled awkwardly, struggling to die: "Your bird is so naughty hahahaha, it's talking nonsense."

your bird your bird your bird...

The starling seemed to be insulted, and howled at the top of his voice: "Who are you talking about? Master, listen to me. I saw her transform with my own eyes. If you don't believe me, ask Lan Fatty!"

The blue fat man gave a vigorous mime, as if echoing what it said.

Yu Wenrui's eyes were calm, and he just looked at Ye Feihong so lightly.The former stood tall and had long legs, while the latter squatted, graceful and graceful, so the gaze was very condescending, which could give people great psychological pressure.

Could it be that besides him, the thief bird and the stupid cat have also become spirits?Yu Wenrui, what kind of things did you raise~

Ye Feihong is now very thankful that he thought a little more about it and used a female body trumpet. If the body is exposed, he will definitely deny to the death the fact that Wang Bacheng is fine, even if he is sent to the police as a burglar. , is it much better than challenging the materialistic worldview that controls the field in modern society?

There was a storm in his mind, and he quickly weighed the pros and cons of the two identities of "female thief" and "female fairy", and finally chose the latter decisively.

"I didn't expect it to be exposed so soon," Ye Feihong stood up slowly with a holy smile on his face, looked directly into Yu Wenrui's eyes, and said sincerely, "Yes, I'm here to repay the favor."

Next, Ye Feihong told Yu Wenrui a poignant story of meeting in a previous life.

In his previous life, Yu Wenrui was an unfavorable concubine from a big family. Although he was in a difficult situation, he still had a kind heart.He studied hard and worked hard, and when he was an adult, he traveled thousands of miles to broaden his horizons.One day, passing by a small place called Qingfeng Mountain, there is a shallow stream in the mountain, and I saw a hunter catch a small tortoise.

Ye Feihong said emotionally: "You spent a tael of silver to buy me from Orion and save me from danger!"

His eyes were blurred, as if caught in a distant memory.

According to Ye Feihong, Yu Wenrui bought the little bastard at the beginning in his previous life. He actually wanted to make soup for himself. Take your pet with you.Xiao Wangba can hear the sound of his master's reading aloud every day. Slowly, in the ignorance, he has opened up a bit of spiritual wisdom and embarked on the road of cultivation.

It watched the master become famous, confer his wife and son, become an extremely personable minister, and then grow old.

Before dying, the owner released it to life.

Xiao Wangba practiced alone in the green mountains and green waters without knowing the age, and finally became an adult, but in the world, there is no such master who accompanied him every day.

After several twists and turns, Shangqiongbi fell to Huangquan, perhaps because God was truly touched, Xiaobai found the reincarnation of his master again!

Ye Feihong sighed quietly: "Or, this is fate. Although you don't know me now, I still hope to stay by your side and repay the kindness you gave me in the previous life..."

Hehehehe, I can really make it up, isn't this story touching?Yu Wenrui, I don't believe that your heart is made of iron!

Yu Wenrui's facial expression was finally no longer indifferent, but a half-smile(?)... Anyway, it's hard to describe, the corners of his mouth moved, and in Ye Feihong's eager anticipation, he made a sound: "oh."

Oh... what do you mean?

Unwilling to be lonely, the starling quacked with a smile: "You're so fucking good at talking, aren't you going to cry and make a promise to your master next time? Haha, you're so beautiful."

Ye Feihong became angry from embarrassment: "What kind of body promise, you have misunderstood me! I am not a white lady, and Ah Rui is not Xu Xian. I came here purely to repay my favor!"

Of course, if the small female body agrees with her body, how can the large body go online?

In Ye Feihong's plan, the female trumpet can only be a god's assist!

Of course, by the way, you can also test the sexual orientation and character of the lover in your dream - if he can remain calm and calm in the face of such a peerless beauty, then he must have escaped under the following three circumstances.

One, he is a gentleman, able to resist the temptation of the highest level of beauty, he is really the best partner of the first class.

Second, he is impotent and inhumane.

Three, he is purely gay, and beautiful women are like floating clouds to him.

As for which of the three it is, the details determine everything. With his piercing eyes, it is impossible to draw a conclusion after a long time.

After listening to Ye Feihong's defense, myna sneered.

You are a thief, isn't your control a little too wide?Ye Feihong was secretly angry and didn't bother to talk to him at all, Yu Wenrui's attitude was the key.

"Aren't you going to say something?"

Yu Wenrui looked at Ye Feihong and said, "Since you are here to repay your kindness, what can you do?"

Ye Feihong said to himself: "I can tell fortunes, look at Fengshui, Wangfu town house..."

Yu Wenrui interrupted him: "Can you cook?"

Ye Feihong: "...Yes." He can indeed cook good food. After all, he is sensitive to five senses and flexible in skill. After eating a dish once, he can roughly restore the recipe. Precise fire control allows him to make it. The food is a little bit better than the original, and it's tempting to move your index finger.

But he is pampered, lazy and late-stage cancer, except for the whim, he will never do it himself.It’s all right to do one or two dishes to honor the elders once in a while, won’t you buy it if you are greedy?There are eight major cuisines outside, with rich tastes and everything you expect.

The lover of his dreams seems to be a bit strange...For the fortune-telling, he turned a deaf ear to such a superb skill in Fengshui Wangfu Town House, and even cared about whether he could cook? !

Do you really think he is the snail girl?If you want a babysitter and pay for one, it’s over. Do you need to teach you to read four words for overqualified and underrated? !

Yu Wenrui's eyes suddenly flashed, and Ye Feihong felt a chill all over his body, but this feeling was fleeting, and he suspected that he was oversensitive.

"Since you know how to tell fortunes, why don't you do the math for me."

The topic came back again, still so capricious and abrupt.

It seems that the question of whether he can cook is just Yu Wenrui's inadvertent delay of time.

Ye Feihong understood that the next test was the exam, he couldn't say he could tell fortunes, if he didn't work, who would care about you?

He didn't ask Yu Wenrui to write a word like an ordinary fortune teller, or to report his birthday or something.

Just look at his facial features.

But in fact, he had already looked at Yu Wenrui's face carefully, and now he was just putting on a show.

Yu Wenrui was born in a very noble family, but his mother died young, but his father is still alive.He had three brothers and two sisters, one of whom died young.It was destined to have three children.There are many ups and downs in the youth, and there will be a life-and-death catastrophe from time to time. As long as you can overcome that hurdle, you will have smooth sailing in the future. It cannot be said that old age has a good end.

After all, Ye Feihong had just become a bastard, and fortune-telling was a gifted skill, but after all, he hadn't tested it with facts, so he still felt a little unconfident deep down in his heart.A boy who has been cultivated by a materialistic worldview, these nagging things are always worried that they will be unreliable.

Just like Yu Wenrui, as we all know, he was born as an orphan and grew up in an orphanage with no relatives. Because of his outstanding talent, he dared to think and do things, and struggled from grassroots until now, he has a huge fortune.Moreover, according to the data, he did not experience any life-and-death calamity.

Not everyone can use the four words "unbelievably precious". If it was in ancient times, if anyone's fate could be rated as unspeakably expensive, there is no doubt that if he was a man, he would become emperor in the future. If it is a woman, she will either be a queen or Wu Zetian in the future.

Yu Wenrui is indeed very good. From having nothing to becoming very rich now, it is no exaggeration to say that his fate is very good, and he looks like a rich man.But how can he be "invaluable"?In my great dynasty, if you want to meet these four words, the minimum requirement is that you have to be in politics, and then go all the way against the sky, and when you are around sixty, you will sit in the current position of Pooh...

It's not that Ye Feihong looks down on Yu Wenrui, it's because of his grassroots status that he has shown to the outside world, no matter how good he is, it is impossible to win the world!

Therefore, this hexagram seems to be really nonsense, very nonsense.

But Ye Feihong knew clearly that the yin and yang meritorious tortoise never made mistakes, and the famous iron mouth was broken straight, a word of gold!

From another point of view, is it possible that human destiny is destined to be forever immutable and unchangeable?

No.

If this is the case, the meaning of fortune-telling is gone.

In Ye Feihong's understanding, fate is like a viscous river with ravines and ravines. It can be changed, but it requires great perseverance and great wisdom. The more abundant the water is, the more so it is. A commoner becomes the head of state?Hehe, dreaming is faster.

Being able to predict fate in advance means that you can make arrangements in advance and avoid going astray.

But it should be noted that sometimes you just want to take a shortcut, but you may end up in a dead end. It was originally a tortuous fate, but in the end, you pretended to be clever and broke your halberd. This is called fate, which is terrible and terrible. Measurement.

The deeper you understand, the more you feel like you are facing an abyss, trembling and not daring to make mistakes.

Shocked by the four words "unbelievably expensive", Ye Feihong didn't care about such "little things" as Yu Wenrui was destined to have three children.As long as the skill is deep and the iron pestle is ground into a needle, since he was targeted by him, Yu Wenrui will bow down under his suit pants sooner or later, three children or something, it's all just floating clouds.

So removing the inferences about offspring and "unspeakable value", Ye Feihong directly said the rest of the comments - the reputation value of the yin-yang meritorious tortoise has been accumulated over several generations. Maybe it's because Yu Wenrui has hidden secrets in his life.Could he be the illegitimate son of a central boss?Short oil, to be able to see this Qianlong at a glance, I really have sharp eyes, Lu Buwei is alive again!

While saying these comments, Ye Feihong had been carefully observing Yu Wenrui's facial expressions.

This is also the professional quality necessary for all magic sticks, mastering the psychology of customers, adjusting the rhetoric at any time, and then maximizing the benefits, and at the same time not forgetting to protect oneself at all times, so as not to be killed by customers because "you know too much".

This is really not alarmist talk. Those who are ready to be "unspeakably expensive" would not like to let people reveal their ambitions in advance.So in order to keep the secret, you, a fortune teller, can die.

Even if Ye Feihong had some pink and nasty thoughts about Yu Wenrui, he would never put his own life on it for him to weigh.

Come to think of it, those previous inferences about what happened are already enough to be trusted.

Sure enough, although Yu Wenrui concealed it well, Ye Feihong still saw a slight vibration in his eyes.

The author has something to say: Yu Wenrui: The story is good, but dear, do you know that I am an alien?