Yin Yang Merit Turtle

Ye Feihong started looking for someone from house to house.

The first thing to go is the bedroom.

He pushed the door open, and the first thing he noticed was the clothes that had been taken off all over the floor, the jacket, pants, and even a pair of pure black bullet underwear...

Ye Feihong almost took his eyes off the window, before anyone else came over, he quickly stepped forward, picked up the underwear and put it in his pocket.

It's not that he has any obscene thoughts, the main reason is that he doesn't want outsiders to see such a highly private item. What if they secretly lust for their boyfriend?

This is the possessiveness of men.

The palms of his hands were secretly hot, Ye Feihong coughed twice guiltyly, and looked around to cover up.

But I happened to see the little starling's disdainful eyes. It flapped its wings and stared at Ye Feihong. Although he was concerned about outsiders and didn't curse out loud, Ye Feihong could still appreciate its rich inner world—— Blind Lao Tzu's dog eyes, you pervert, stop quickly!

Ye Feihong calmly put on a second skin for himself, pretending not to see it.

In fact, although Yu Wenrui's bedroom is not small, its structure is simple and clear at a glance.Whether there are people hiding inside or not, you can almost be sure if you just stand at the door and take a look.

But Ye Feihong was embarrassed on the one hand, and very worried on the other. How had Yu Wenrui ever been so "bold and unrestrained"?The clothes were taken off from the inside to the outside, but the person was nowhere to be seen. Something happened 100%!

So he checked very carefully.

"Huh?" When he was approaching the aquarium, Panlong Pei, who recognized the owner, suddenly felt a sense.

Following the prompts to walk in, his eyes finally settled on the familiar big blue conch.

After Pan Longpei recognized his master, it was impossible for him to be far away from his master.

and so……

If Ye Feihong hadn't suddenly turned into a bastard, he wouldn't have come up with such an idea right now.But just because he himself is unscientific, the whole world has changed in his eyes.

Don't you think so?Could it be that Yu Wenrui is not an ordinary human being?Is he a conch spirit? !

You can feel it, the feeling of the collapse of the world view, and the feeling that the whole life feels ridiculous!

When Ye Feihong was in a daze, the security team leader came up and said, "Have you found Mr. Yuwen? There is no one in the other room, only a cat. It seems to have been hungry for a long time and kept barking."

Ye Feihong took a step back, covered up the stunned expression on his face, replaced it with a look of relief and gratitude, and said: "I'm sorry to bother you, I just received a call from Yuwen, he is in a bad mood, and he is walking in the community, about a while can come back."

The security team leader also breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words: "Really, that's great. I said that there is no possibility of accidents, and our community is top-notch in terms of safety." Sure enough, he was in a bad mood!But then again, it would be strange to be in a good mood if any man was exposed in that respect.

"Okay, anyway, please take a trip." Ye Feihong was a little absent-minded, and took out 200 yuan from his wallet and handed it over, "Buy some beer and drink it. I will treat my brothers."

Chinese people have never had the habit of taking tips. The security team leader was embarrassed to take it and refused repeatedly: "You are too polite, this is what we should do..."

In the end Ye Feihong insisted on giving it, and they accepted it.The attitudes of several people immediately became more cordial.

"Then you continue to wait here, or?"

Ye Feihong hesitated for a moment: "Is this...convenient? Don't you worry that I'm lying? Actually, I don't know Yu Wenrui at all?"

The security team leader smiled and said, "What are you afraid of? You have already registered. Besides, you even have the password to open the door. It must not be an ordinary relationship."

Ye Feihong nodded: "That's true."

He politely sent the security guards away.

As soon as the gate was closed, myna came flying over: "Hey, get me something to eat first, but I'm starving to death."

Seeing Fatty Lan sneaking a head out of the crack in the door over there, he added a very loyal sentence: "Also prepare an extra cat food!"

Ye Feihong said to it: "Where is your master? How long have you been hungry?"

The starling immediately looked at a loss, oh, what are you talking about, I don't understand.

Ye Feihong asked it a few words, but the starling just played stupid with him, and would yell loudly from time to time, so hungry, so hungry, starving to death.

There was no other way, Ye Feihong had no choice but to pour the top cat food and bird food for them respectively.

To rest in peace, Mynah and Lan Fatty have to pick their mouths.Now I am hungry for several meals, my belly sticks to my heart, how can I care so much, I just bury my head and eat like crazy.

Ye Feihong sneaked back upstairs again.

Standing in front of the conch, hesitated for a long time, then squatted down, intending to pick up the conch, turn it over to see the internal structure and so on...

The size of this conch is very impressive, about [-] centimeters long, and the cross-sectional diameter is about [-] centimeters.Ye Feihong had been lurking in the male god's house for many days. He thought the conch was beautiful before. If he knew that it might be the male god's body, he must have studied it inside and out.

How can it stay until now?

"what?"

If you don't believe in evil, try harder... As a result, the conch seemed to weigh more than a thousand catties, and it seemed to be directly welded to death on the sand. Even the veins on Ye Feihong's forehead popped out, but the conch didn't move at all.

At this point, Ye Feihong became more and more convinced that the male god was actually a conch shell without running away!

Thinking about it better, the two of them are a better match now. The bastard and the conch are both aquatic products!

They are all delicious and nutritious high-grade aquatic products~[微笑.jpg]

Then he suddenly remembered something again.On the day Ah Xuan was exposed, did she ever tell a story to the male god?

In fact, the benefactor in the previous life died and reincarnated as a conch, and the conch was cultivated to become a spirit... This logic also makes sense, right?hahahahahahahaha.

Oh, and, before making up the story, Ah Xuan blatantly said that he was a snail girl.

Shame to play!

In retrospect, it is all black history!

The only thing Ye Feihong is lucky about now is that Ah Xuan is just the vest he wears, otherwise how would you tell him to come out to meet people, how would he face his male god who "has seen through everything"?

God blame me!

The old man in Nima pit is so miserable.

Another point, although the two of them are more compatible now-if I remember correctly, most conch snails are fertilized in vitro, right?People don't know XXOO at all, and when it's breeding season, they ovulate and ovulate collectively in seawater... Automatically breed offspring, you don't need to worry about it.Doesn’t it sound super convenient, super high-end, and super exciting?

Hehe... There is nothing to love in life.jpg.

It turns out that people's race setting is impotence, so what's the use of drinking more toilet water? !

Ye Feihong couldn't pick up the conch, so he knelt down on one knee, leaned down, and called out to the blue conch in a low voice: "Senior brother? My dear? Yuwen? Can you hear me? Answer me? "

He yelled like a soul for 10 minutes, even though Ye Feihong repeatedly said that he didn't mind at all, love has no age, sex and race, and there is no need to have any psychological pressure to call Yu Wenrui... still didn't see the male god show his head or anything.

Well, what, don't show it if you don't show it, although he is very nervous, it's better to do more psychological construction, otherwise, when he really sees the soft body of the male god, what emerges from him is not love but appetite, what should I do? .

Give each other more time and space.

Ye Feihong stood up.

The main reason is that through the Panlong Pei, he confirmed that Yu Wenrui was in good condition and had no symptoms of injury or madness.Could it be that he is practicing in closed doors?

Alas, maybe his attitude was too eager, which hurt the male god's self-esteem.If he had known that the male god was a conch spirit, how could he be so ignorant and insist on forcing him to violate the objective laws of species.

Forget it, leave quietly.

Be nicer to him in the future.

Ye Feihong walked out, thinking secretly.Sure enough, people know enough to be happy. Originally, he thought it was not good to be a bastard. What if there were green hairs on his head... Right, so he fantasized about why he didn't become a yin-yang virtuous dragon, yin-yang virtuous phoenix, etc. , cool and pleasant to hear.

Now with the even worse Yu Wenrui as a comparison, he immediately regained his psychological balance.

After being a bastard, at least he can still use it!

Thank God, they finally left a way for their young couple to live, otherwise, they would have to play Plato.

When Ye Feihong came downstairs, he almost ate every bird and cat, and he was no longer the half-dead look before.

"I'm leaving first. I'll prepare some more food and drink for you in the bowl here. If your master still doesn't care about you, you can eat whatever you want."

Starling Duoduo is not the kind of bird who doesn't know good and bad, so he smashed his mouth and said thank you.

Fortunately, this person came, otherwise the two of them might have been hungry for a long time.

After Ye Feihong made all the arrangements, he left with a heavy heart.

It was only after he got back to the car that he remembered that he hadn't taken off the dried shrimp he had baked.It was not worth returning, Ye Feihong drove home.

Passing through a park on the way, Ye Feihong simply stopped the car. He was in a strange mood at the moment, just to relax.

It's already evening.

Autumn had just entered, and the evening wind was a bit chilly. He tightened his windbreaker jacket and walked lonelyly.

There were quite a few people in the park. In just a short while, Ye Feihong stopped and struck up conversations with people several times, both men and women.He had something on his mind and didn't want to pay attention to it, so he simply went to a quiet place.

"Did you see it? It's heading towards you!" Suddenly, a man's voice was deliberately lowered from a distance, which was quite fierce.

"Brother, forget it, this little bastard is too difficult to catch, what kind of trouble do we have to deal with him!" Another person said.

"Fart! Did it bite me for nothing? I must eat its meat!" The man in front was very angry.

Ye Feihong was distracted for a moment, thinking about what these two people were doing sneakily.

He didn't intend to be nosy, so he wanted to go in a different direction.

As a result, the corner of his eye flashed, and there seemed to be a black shadow squatting under a tree?

The black shadow was big, but it didn't look like a human being. The streetlight happened to be a blind spot in that area, and the black shadow looked very intrusive!