Yin Yang Merit Turtle

My name is Erdan...

bah bah bah!

My name is Yu Wenbai.

My father is a tentacle monster, my brother is a tentacle monster, and my younger brother is still a tentacle monster.

As for me, following my mother, the prototype is a cute little bastard with Yuxue.

To be honest, I am actually very dissatisfied with this.

Not for anything else, just because it is more convenient to be a tentacle monster than to be a bastard, did you make it!

For example, my brother Sandan, he is obviously younger than me, but no matter what he does, he is very flexible... And me, once we got into a fight, this brat overthrew me with a single word of disagreement!He was also very scheming, fearing that his parents would find out and beat me up, so he simply treated me like a spinning top and spun me into an inconspicuous corner, letting me dry my stomach for hours!

Deceiving too much!

So when I was young and ignorant, I complained to my mother more than once, why it is unfair to favor one person over another!

My queen mother empathized with me very much, and comforted me and said: "In this world, everyone has a division of labor. Some people are stronger, simple-minded, and well-developed limbs. They seem to be awesome, but they all have to do it. Yes, it’s not worth mentioning at all. And some people, although they seem a little weak, have enough brains and are destined to be bosses. When you give an order in the future, the minions will charge forward, and you just need to sit back and enjoy... ...Isn't it very touching to think about it?"

I thought about it, and it was really touching.

Maybe I'm really a child with enough brains. Anyway, after listening to what my mother said, I knew who my mother was alluding to.

So I questioned wittily: "That's not right, mother, our family is still the oldest, I have seen my father bullying my mother, and my mother was crying at that time, if my elder brother didn't stop me, I would rush to find my father It’s impossible to ask for an explanation!”

Is it an illusion?Feeling the queen mother's face flushed, he looked a little restless.

Later, my queen mother said: "You should see the essence through the phenomenon. Everything in the world is like a pink skull. All appearances are illusory. What is hidden underneath is the reality of the world!"

Me: "..." It's too profound, I don't understand.

But my mother blinked at me and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, just look at it."

He asked me to watch carefully.

So with a trace of confusion as if I had been fooled, I stepped back and planned to observe carefully.

Alas, I was such an idiot back then.

Anyway, everything that followed completely reshaped the three views of my childhood.

Oh, it turns out that my majestic and tall father still has such a side!

My mother only gave him a sideways look—I can’t describe that look, it’s so watery and moist, like billions of galaxies hidden in the sky. He simply gave up his argument and unconditionally defected to his mother's side.

The problem is, even if I'm a child, I know that my dad is the right side in that debate!My queen mother is clearly messing around!

Then my father also used his tentacles that could devour everything, and many people would be scared to pee when they saw it, to massage my mother's whole body very rhythmically.

After enjoying it, my mother said: "I want to eat crabapple crisps."

My dad went to get it and fed him with his own hands.

My mother took a bite and gave up, saying: "It's too dry, I want blueberry juice, freshly squeezed."

My father threw the remaining crabapple crisps into his mouth and ate them without any temper, and ran to kiss them!hand!Squeeze blueberry juice for my mother.

My mother still drank a few sips and made a series of rude demands.

Every time I worry that my temper is not good, it seems that the father of the big devil is going to run away, hammer my weak queen mother or simply swallow it... It's terrible...

However, my father seems to have infinite patience, and I can't bear to watch that dogleg.

Later, when my mother finally finished being a demon, she was picked up by my father, and the two of them quickly disappeared and went back to the bedroom.

I was left with a dazed look on my face.

Oh, soon, I knew that I was not the only one who was confused.

Sandan was also there!Why didn't I find him before!

Obviously, my younger brother, the king of bear children, was also greatly affected.

He skillfully climbed onto my shell, and said in a daze, "Ah! Bastard, I'm dreaming, right?"

I raised my eyes: "Brother!"

In normal times, San Dan relied on his flexibility and strength, and never took my brother seriously.So every time I said "Call me brother", he would scoff at me, and the bastard and bastard shouted happily.

...So I really doubt the aesthetics of my father and mother, what do they think of the name of two eggs and three eggs?After all, he is the prince!Look at which prince in history is as unlucky as the three of us, it's embarrassing!

Of course, fortunately, these are nicknames.

In terms of names, my name is Yu Wenbai, and the third egg is Yu Wenxuan, which is said to mean black and white double evil.I also have some dissatisfaction here. I don’t care about black and white, why should I just say "white", and the three eggs are not called "black", but change to "xuan" with a similar meaning?I always feel that Sandan is a little more educated than me, so I am angry.

In short, I was once again going in vain to correct Sandan's disrespect for me.

But this time, Sandan's reaction was beyond my expectation.

He hesitated for two seconds before calling out reluctantly: "Second brother."

……

It's raining red!

I want to find out if Sandan has a fever, but you know, the bastard's claws are so short, I turned around and couldn't reach him.

San Dan also asked me: "Second brother, why did you suddenly turn half a circle in place?"

I raised my eyes again: "Do you care?"

Thought it was another scuffle, but Sandan endured it again.

Unusually disturbing.

I think it's better to ask clearly.

I said, "Why are you suddenly willing to call me second brother?"

Sandan's expression was a little dignified.

But in the end he told me the truth.

It turned out that he was able to hide here in advance and watched a good show with me not because of some coincidence, but because of the mother's instruction.

It is said that not long ago, the queen mother recruited Sandan and told him mysteriously that it would be better for him to treat me better.

"Your second brother let you go, silly boy, if he didn't see you as his own younger brother, he would beat you three times a day because of you!"

How can San Dan believe it: "Impossible, the second brother can't beat me!"

The queen mother said to him: "Look, you are following your father, right?"

Sandan nodded.

The queen mother said again: "Your second brother is with me, right?"

Needless to say?Sandan is very anxious.

The queen mother asked San Dan: "Then what do you think, your father is the best, or I am the best?"

Sandan has always been an upright boy, without hesitation, he replied: "My father is amazing! Many people are afraid of him! When I grow up, I want to be a man as powerful as my father!"

My mother snorted lightly, and said: "Silly boy, although your father is still good, he is far behind me."

Where can I believe Sandan?

But my mother's words, if it is said, people in the entire galaxy will not believe it.It's so ridiculous, the outside world even generally thinks that my mother is very weak and unruly!

My mother said to San Dan: "Because your father is the emperor, I have to save him some face, so I didn't show it. But since my low profile has caused you such a big misunderstanding... okay."

According to Sandan, what the queen mother meant was that if it wasn't for the fear of affecting the friendship between their brothers, so that the second brother would not be wronged, Sandan would experience how his second brother is so dedicated and loving to his younger brother...

I blushed when I heard these words. Is the second prince who understands righteousness that the queen mother said really me?

Anyway, in the end Sandan lurked up and listened to a corner with me.

After watching the scene just now, I believe that Sandan's spiritual impact will never be smaller than mine.

At this moment, Sandan's tentacles twisted together like twists and turns. After a long time, he rubbed his big head on my glans, and Fan said embarrassedly: "Second brother, I was too ignorant before. But don't worry, I am no longer a few months old brat, from now on we will be a pair of loving brothers!"

Not to mention, such three eggs make people feel soft and warm in the heart.

So I rubbed back and agreed to Sandan's proposal.

However, the day's business is not over yet.

Here, Sandan and I are still immersed in the soft atmosphere, and the soft background music seems to be rippling in the air, which is particularly intoxicating.

In the end, my elder brother got out of nowhere.

With a bewildered smile on his face, he quickly turned back into a human form, picked up Sandan and me one by one, and took them outside for snacks.

My eldest brother is about two years older than me and Sandan, so there is a deep generation gap between us.Big brother is a very dignified person. I think he is quite similar to my father, because he is the first in line to the throne. He has been educated by the prince since he was a child. pink.Although I seldom say it, I really admire my elder brother.

Especially he is not like the unlucky third child who always takes pleasure in bullying me.

So being entrusted by my elder brother, although I feel a little awkward, I am very happy in my heart.

The same goes for Sandan, he was the first to admire my father, and the second one was my elder brother.Of course, after today, I guess his admiration chain has to be changed in order, for example, put the queen mother at the top.

Ah, it’s really amazing. We used to think that the queen mother is very friendly. We like to play with him, let him hug and touch, like the charming fragrance of his body, and like the delicacies he cooks—you guys Do you understand what I mean?The queen mother is the person we like the most, but not the person we admire or fear the most.Even though I am still young, I can clearly distinguish the two different feelings.

But after the baptism just now, our perception is completely different.

Admittedly, the royal father is already so powerful, and the queen mother who is even stronger than him...

OK.

The eldest brother took us to eat many kinds of meatballs and cakes. It is said that they were all made by the queen mother. They were so delicious that the three of us were full in the end.

I asked my eldest brother: "The third egg is because of the mother's order, so why did the eldest brother hide there?"

The eldest brother said: "I see Sandan sneaking around, and I'm afraid he will do something wrong, so I watch him closely."

Sandan protested: "Can you two stop calling me Sandan?"

I said, "What's your name?"

San Dan said, "It's called Ah Xuan."

I laughed: "Please, hahaha, Ah Xuan is the queen mother's trumpet!"

Sandan chose the next best thing: "Then it's better to be called Xiaosan."

The elder brother showed a bewildered smile again, and refused: "The third brother is not good, or you should just call him the third brother."

Three eggs agreed.

The three of us got together and discussed, how awesome is the queen mother to make our father such a dog?

The two tentacle monsters naturally set their sights on me.

After all, my mother and I are a subordinate and have the most say.

Later, the eldest brother admitted that he actually saw the truth of the matter vaguely, but after all, he was still too clear, maybe his view was biased?So at that time, we really discussed it together with the mood of discussion.

Then how do I know!In my opinion at the time, there was really nothing good about being a bastard, and I really didn't discover any untapped abilities in myself.

But I can't be cowardly, that's right, what I was thinking at the time was, I can't be cowardly, otherwise the three eggs who have just recovered will revert to their old ways, annoying.

I told a big lie.

It is said that our yin and yang meritorious tortoise majors in mind control, and at the same time can see the essence through phenomena-see through your trap at a glance, and then kill with one blow when necessary!

I don't know if the elder brother believed it, but Sandan did.

He holds me in awe.

And for a long time, he respected me until it became a habit.

Our three brothers have always been brothers and sisters, put an end to the curse that the royal families of the past generations must kill each other, and together pushed Amodo to a more glorious realm.

Well, later Almodo and the earth really achieved a two-way connection-the black hole was resolved faster than we expected.

Probably because the cultural integration of the two sides is too good. Almodo and the earth are like two parts of one main body. You have me in you and you in me. Coupled with the full promotion of the leadership of both sides, the mainstream Public opinion has also been fully advocating - anyway, unlike what those pessimists imagined, the two sides did not fight or part ways. We develop together and move towards integration, and the future is bound to go better.

My father and my mother have always been in love with each other, and the emotional model between the two of them also affected the emotional outlook of our three brothers. Later, we all found our loved ones, and at that time, the three of us recalled the past. After this scene, I finally understood why my father was like a dog, and finally understood that we were fooled by the queen mother.

But so what?It's all childhood fun, but it's just a laugh.

Our future lies in the sea of ​​stars!

The author has something to say: if there is nothing to write, let’s end it~~

This article is considered to be a brain-hole article created by the author when the fungus was lost for a while. The writing is more relaxed and happier, but you can probably see that the collapse in the later period is terrible... Anyway, the explanation that should be explained is over, you little goblins don’t Those who are satisfied with the author's bacteria and will not refund the money are bad luck 2333~~ [Let's fight! 】

The next update plan is probably to end the fairy next door [I plan to update [-] a day, but the author himself can’t guarantee that he will keep his word]

By the end of September and the beginning of October at the latest, there will be a long novel on the theme of the interstellar entertainment industry - I will open the copywriting advance collection in a while, I feel that the author's literary style is close to the taste, please accept the author and continue to pay attention, I hope that in the future goodbye~~