Yin Yang Merit Turtle

Ye Feihong has been very unhappy recently.

Yes, although [again] got married again, there are still many hazes in my heart.

For this reason, he privately plotted to beat Yu Wenrui several times, but in view of the huge difference in force value, he was always beaten by this guy—it was really beaten!Hang up and hit!

Tentacle monsters are such an open species. If you want to play something serious, you don’t even need props. Whip x eggs and tentacles are all done!

This time Ye Feihong played awkwardly, every time he put on a face that would rather die than submit, even if Yu Wenrui pressed him again, don't let him tell why he is unhappy!

Although, this kind of death rather than submission is always destroyed by the flushed cheeks, watery eyes, and broken and enjoyable moans...

Anyway, no matter what, Ye Feihong just wanted to make a fuss!

In fact, why doesn't Yu Wenrui know which string is short in this little idiot's brain?

The matter started when the two of them were stripped of their vests by a certain master.

In Ye Feihong's prediction, he didn't mind exposing the prototype.

Isn't it Xiaobai?

When you stand high enough, the world becomes fearless to you.

With his current cultivation base, yin and yang don't have to be absolutely balanced.

In other words, the days when Ah Xuan appeared can be appropriately shortened.

Anyway, now that the merits and virtues are too much, Ye Feihong will be out of his head at every turn. Changing from male to female is no longer a problem, but a pleasure.

But no matter what, Ah Xuan would appear every now and then.

Ye Feihong thought about it, because he and Yu Wenrui were so gluey and wished to become conjoined twins, when Ah Xuan appeared, it was difficult to keep a distance from Yu Wenrui!

They are now in the spotlight on Earth!

Represents the friendly relations between the two planets!

Significant!

When you are in a small circle, just make fun of it and make fun of it.But Yu Wenrui and Ye Feihong are both married, and there are suspicions of a third party, which may lead to some serious consequences!

For example, Yu Wenrui's public image plummeted, and even Amodo's image also fell.

For example, Ah Xuan was hacked into shit.

For example, Ye Feihong became a widely sympathetic resentful husband.

...No matter which one, it is particularly unbearable.

Another consideration is that Ye Feihong intends to lay the foundation for the future cultivation of all people on the earth and the improvement of national quality.

Well, there are such great fairies. Think about it, do those legendary masters who have achieved success in cultivation really exist?Do you want to be so awesome?If you want to be awesome, you have to be able to endure hardships!Later, the official gave the cultivation method, those who are interested in this should not be lazy!

Ye Feihong felt that this was a big game of chess!He is a brilliant chess player, the kind who can take one move and see three moves.

After thinking so much, Ye Feihong took advantage of the big wedding to clarify the fact that Ah Xuan and Ye Feihong were one.

look!We are one!

So there is no mistress, and with my status as a bully, it is more than enough to match any alien emperor, okay?Don't play with the prince and the gray boy, the domineering president and the tea guy, it's obviously Yu Wenrui's shit luck, he picked up the treasure, okay?There are also some girls and boys with ulterior motives, wash up and go to sleep, we two love each other very badly, and we are very loyal, there is no gap for you to intervene.

Not saying a word is worth a thousand words.

At the wedding, Ye Feihong smiled slightly and looked down, thinking that everything was under control!

however……

Just like that, he was brutally skinned by that brainy guy.

Since then, Ye Feihong has become a cute Yuxue in many doujinshi and doujin picture books alluding to them. After playing with it, it will turn into light pink, waving its little paws and beeping no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The bastard who was thrown over to show his belly, opened the door but couldn't turn over, and had to let others get what they wanted.

Since then, Yu Wenrui has become an evil yellow storm in many fanzines and fan picture books alluding to them. His biggest hobby is to play with Yuxue's cute little bastard. Cruelly turned it pink, and helplessly gave birth to a bunch of bastard tentacle monsters.

The painting style is all wrong!

Ye Feihong was born under the red flag and grew up under the red flag. He has learned the eight honors and eight disgraces, as well as the five lectures and the four beauties.Do you still remember, he has been the school grass for so many years!The received love letters can circle the earth eight times!

Even out of the closet...

While those hearts were broken, what they imagined were pure and loving pictures.

The emperor's attack, the beauty's acceptance is the mainstream cp point of view.

However, there are not a few emperors who are attacked by beauties!

These two people want to be good-looking and have a strong style. It is not an exaggeration to say that they are a couple of celebrities!

however……

Since the fact that the tentacle monster x Wang Bajing was revealed.

The two of them have transformed from an idol drama channel to a late-night premium 2333 channel.

How many calls Ye Feihong has received from old acquaintances recently!

Especially those bad friends.

Every time the phone was connected, there was a burst of hoarse laughter from over there.

Laugh, laugh, you are paralyzed, believe it or not, kill you!

There were also calls that were connected for several seconds without any sound coming from the other side. Ye Feihong fed him for a while, and was about to hang up, when he heard a voice from the other side who didn't know whether it was sobbing or suppressed laughter, and then a person who had confessed his love to him The girl who has passed will bless him, hoping that he can live a happy life.

It was also at this time that Ye Feihong finally realized that he was still not experienced enough, and his skin was too thin!

Anyway, wisely, he turned off the phone.

The man hid in the newly built pavilions and pavilions, staying at home, so as not to see those smiling faces that made him feel bad again.

...However, even so, it is still impossible to avoid all gods.

There are always relatives and close friends who come to visit us!

You can't stop them from entering.

After all, Ye Feihong won't stay on Earth for long, and he has to set off for Almodo again. He doesn't know how long it will be until we meet again, so naturally we should cherish the time we can meet.

Grandpa's eyes... are weird.

Uncle and aunt... also hesitated to speak.

Cousins... What the hell are you doing to whisper to Yu Wenrui?Why is the expression so vicious?

Cousin...don't ask about the details anymore, and then ask about turning your face!

Dear friends... Okay, don't laugh anymore, and don't say any more dirty jokes. Obviously, everyone used to be a little fresh dog. Why have you changed? Shut up!

Ye Feihong still wanted to put on his aloof style as usual.

It's a pity that the bad friends didn't buy it.

Asked the reason, the loss friends have plausible words.

Does this need to be said?

In the past, you, Ye Maomao, in the eyes of me and other mortals, were blingbling and shining like a prince, especially immortal, especially auspicious!

Yes, we also know that you are a man just like us, but I still somehow feel that you are unearthly. Who would dare to take out those dirty things and stain your ears? It really feels very blasphemy. Did you make it?

Seriously we can't even imagine you having sex with someone.

Even if it rolls, it must be an aesthetic style, and the posture used must not be an old man pushing a cart and sitting on a lotus, but the smallest and fresh classic missionary.

But life deceives us.

Tentacles is a great play, but our hardware is not enough to play it, so the picture is unimaginable. 2333.

Ye Maomao is the one who destroyed the purity of our hearts!

Ye Feihong: "..." kicked these bastards away!

However, the bad friends also brought back a more interesting news during the fight.

Of course, they didn't take this news seriously, and just relayed it to Ye Feihong as an ordinary anecdote.

Remember that Liu Jun from the Liu family?

Ye Feihong nodded: "I have an impression, what's the matter?" It's not just an impression, isn't it the guy who sold him to Yu Wenrui?Later, Ye Feihong met him once in disguise, and Liu Jun was so fascinated that his saliva flowed three feet long.

The bad friends laughed and said: "It is said that the boy has made several girlfriends in a year, and he is very good at playing. The girlfriends are all similar in appearance, anyway, they are of the same type. Do you know the stand-in? They are all pictures After being dumped for his money, he laughed at him in private, saying that Young Master Liu regarded himself as a lover, and he didn't know who he had his eyes on. It's called Ah Xuan!"

Ye Feihong's face remained unchanged, as if he was calm and had nothing to do with Lao Tzu.

The bad friends continued to wink: "It's okay to be called Ah Xuan, and it's okay that the girlfriends are all low-end versions of Ah Xuan that you turned into... After all, it's normal to have a coincidence, but two days ago, I heard that the poor First Young Master Liu was frightened and went to the hospital, now he can neither see bastard nor hear words similar to bastard, turtle, and flat, and looks panic-stricken, as if sitting down at the root of his illness, poor fellow."

After hearing this, Ye Feihong couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed out loud.

I also plan to teach Mr. Liu a lesson when I have time.

As a result, he fell ill from fright, so it's better not to add insult to injury.

It is estimated that Mr. Liu's experience will be very ecstasy. He proclaims himself a love saint, but the dream lover he has been thinking about is a little bit of a little bit of a babe who has a grudge against him. At the same time, she is still him, a brother in the same circle... After tossing for so long The Qiong Yao drama turned out to be a joke, and Wang Bajing didn't know what kind of poison he had put on himself? What if he wanted to take revenge again...

Frightened sick.

Maybe there is also the factor of being ashamed of meeting people.

In view of the fact that the friends brought him a little fun, Ye Feihong didn't seriously bully them, and each gave them a small jade magic weapon to keep them safe, and carefully prepared some merit-enhancing flowers for them. Dew's gourmet food.

If you can’t eat spicy food, you can prepare spicy and spicy food. If you don’t like sweet food, you can prepare small snacks...

In short, it can be regarded as a small vent.

Mommy is still in a bad mood!

Ye Feihong secretly felt that his fame in the first life was completely ruined on earth.

I can't stay longer, I'd better go to Amodo to avoid the limelight, and bring my eggs and eggs.