Yin Yang Merit Turtle

Since the alien spacecraft appeared in the sky over China, the media and social tools of various countries have exploded.

Not to mention, there are quite a few brainless people who are yelling, saying that China has done something wrong to attract such a powerful enemy-this is not a Hollywood superhero movie, if these aliens are really hostile to the earth, then probably It's like the end of the world.

A few people who hate China extremely, still uphold the good style of "harming others and benefiting themselves", and speak out loudly, saying that even if the world is doomsday, knowing that China will be maimed first, miscellaneous people can rest in peace.

...So soon, a close-up of the alien spaceship with the five-star red flag printed on it was posted.

It's useless, most people think it must be p's.

When we are fools?Even if these aliens are relatives of the Chinese, they should also be printed with dragons and phoenixes, right?How many years has it been since the founding of the People's Republic of China? The tentacles of the big devil have penetrated into the alien world, and 23333 is also a server. Does the guy in the p picture have a brain?

Until the official media of various countries verified the news.

Not only is the five-star red flag true, but there are also a group of Chinese with black eyes and dark skin on the alien spaceship!

Moreover, the Chinese government also maintains a calm and calm attitude, without messing up its hands or feet at all. An official representative stepped forward to lead the way, with a hint of kindness in his reservedness. To use the headline of a third-rate media in a certain country, it is "As if welcoming the married couple" At this time, the headline of "My Daughter Comes Back to Visit Her Relatives" has attracted many readers' complaints.

But it didn't take long before people all over the world began to lament that the editor of this media was so insightful that he could be a prophet.

Damn it, didn't you just come back to visit your relatives? !

I also added a lot of betrothal gifts hahaha.

Anyway, when the aliens came, all the headlines made room, and the eyes of the people of the world turned to China.

The Pentagon also expressed its position in a panic, saying that all countries on the earth are family members. Although alien friends choose to land in your country, we can't stay out of it!The United Nations hastened to intervene!We are all good brothers, we didn't say anything on shoulder to shoulder!

The reaction from Beijing has been lukewarm.

But it was just a gesture, and they agreed with the other side's proposal.Of course, we had to feel wronged and came to Beijing to meet up. We didn't want to do that either. Who made it so difficult for aliens to communicate.

By the way, seize the opportunity to get one, two, three... benefits.

Foreign friends can only smile and pinch their noses to recognize each other. For a while, all kinds of news about black rabbits are urgently removed and replaced with harmonious headlines of China-X friendship, and some diplomatic rhetoric about China-X relations with a long history. Fly to Beijing as fast as possible.

Dongli Company's internal forum... was a bit more bombed than other places.

Without him, like in other places, they are basically gossiping——

"Why Aliens Look So Like Us"

"The leading alien boss is so handsome, but he looks familiar"

"I didn't expect to be able to witness such a grand event in my lifetime. I'm dying to die." "Guess everyone, we will usher in a prosperous world after the aliens come, or we will all die together." "The relationship with the earth seen from the alien spaceship." Power Contrast

"The boss is so handsome, I can make up an article in my brain every minute that 'the alien prince is in love with me', the president Wen's mother has a nosebleed." "Don't you think the handsome guy in the fancy dress next to the boss is also very charming "

"While matching the face, I still feel a little familiar, how can I break it"

……

And so on.

But in Dongli Company's internal forum, after a while of dead silence, everyone was completely boiling.

After all, it has been silent for more than a year, even though Yu Wenrui and Ye Feihong were popular for a while, but time has passed, and the nationality of the two of them can't compare with those stars.Even celebrities will be abandoned by forgetful fans if they don't go abroad for a long time, so at this moment, not many can recognize the two of them.

Basically just feel familiar, never dare to confirm.

On the contrary, there are some vigilant fans who know to look for pictures of Yu Wenrui and Ye Feihong at that time—unfortunately, due to some kind of "you know" cleanup, all the pictures of these two people were deleted before they knew it. Neither could be found.

Of course, if you give everyone a little more time, there will always be a supernatural netizen digging out these two people from the hard drive, and then it will be a gossip for the whole people.

The gossip crowd of Dongli Company seized such an opportunity.

"Damn it, am I dazzled? Why do I think the alien boss is very similar to our boss, and the rumored boyfriend next to the boss is also very similar to our boss. What's wrong with this world?!"

"If you think about it this way, our boss has indeed been around for more than 11 years..."

"I was wrong. Before, I complained about the big heart of the boss. I can't be more capricious if I let go of such a big empire, no matter how long it takes to slip away for more than a year. Now I have to repent. Come on, people don’t care about our small stall, they’ve already gone to the sea of ​​stars!”

"Now I just want to figure out one thing. Where did that cute thing caught between the boss and the sister-in-law come from?! Fuck me, all my blood bars have been emptied, okay?"

"Visual guess is the prince..."

"Visual guessing that the prince is definitely born to the boss and the sister-in-law, and this appearance is no one else..."

"I'll just say it! What did I say at the beginning? Some people complained that I was obsessed with reading Tanmei novels, saying that it is impossible for boys to be boys, and they laughed at me and sarcasm for feeding me ginseng cocks... how about it! Hahahahaha truth is grasping It's in the hands of a few people! Don't accept it and hold back!"

"Raise your hand weakly, I remember that I was also part of your personal attack, but I remember my comment at that time clearly-'Boy boy? Unless the boss is an alien!' So you see, I am too Emperor of Prophecy, right? Why are you in such a hurry..."

"Suddenly I have a lot of confidence in the HE ending between the aliens and the earth. After all, the boss has been lurking on the earth for so long, and he doesn't want to destroy the earth. By the way, he also found a wife on earth and gave birth to a baby. A thick female frequency novel The routine is completely different from the male hot chickens that are popular every day."

"By the way, why are you so sure that sister-in-law must be from Earth?"

"Fuck... think carefully and fear."

"Benema's crow's mouth!"

"Anyway, I hope I can HE, then I'll go catch handsome aliens."

"I am a man...why is there not a single woman in the alien delegation... a bit square."

"Your focus is very novel... But it is true that there is no woman, and I have a bad feeling."

……

Yu Wenrui was holding his son's little hand, when he heard Ye Feihong grinning again next to him, his shoulders trembled as he laughed, and there was nothing left of the handsome and unrestrained man.

A sense of powerlessness suddenly surged in my heart, and I quietly asked the little idiot, "What are you doing?"

Son Eggy raised his head, he was still a little boy with three heads, not as tall as Ye Feihong's thigh, so he couldn't see what his father was doing—shouldn't there be something interesting to share? !He was really anxious.

So, a small tentacle sneaked out, ready to quietly disarm Dad.

The Amodo people's technology is naturally more advanced, but the mobile phones of the earth people are also very interesting. Eggy is at the age of being curious about everything, so she has been coveting the touch-screen smart phone in Ye Feihong's hand for a long time.

It's a pity that Ye Feihong has accumulated enough vigilance during the long struggle.

What skills does he have, how can a kid like Eggy be able to deal with it?

Speaking of which, when Dandan was born, he looked like a small tentacle monster, so that Ye Feihong was not excited about being a father. Every time he saw his son, he would think of octopus balls, grilled squid, skewers, and Food stalls...

The appetite spontaneously developed a lot, so Ye Feihong would always reflect silently, and with a guilty conscience, he would naturally be more kind to his son.

Amo people are generally precocious, and Dandan is keenly aware that Ye Feihong is more kind, so the relationship with Ye Feihong is even better.

Fortunately, after half a year, Dandan will be able to transform into a human form, and now it looks like a three-year-old earth child with three heads, inherited the excellent genes of Yu Wenrui and Ye Feihong, and looks like a Yuxue Cute, now he is wearing a full set of little Tang suit, and he chose bright red out of fun, but not only does he not remind people of red envelopes when he wears it, but it makes people scream even more.

Before Ye Feihong came back to Earth, he was still thinking secretly, damn it, it's only been more than a year since he left Earth, yet his son looks like he's three years old when he comes back, what a fool!

Eggy snatched the phone with her tentacles and failed to get it, so she could only curl her lips and walk forward sullenly.

What?Why don't you complain to Yu Wenrui?

Come on, he's a year old, not a kid for a few months.His father, his eccentric eyes are all out of the Milky Way. When he confronted his father, was he not killed by cannon fodder?

Look, those two are just relying on their height and long legs, whispering to each other above him.

It doesn't matter whether the son lives or dies.

Humph.

angry.

Ye Feihong and Yu Wenrui got together: "Here, the fun of spying on your company's internal forum is simply unstoppable."

Yu Wenrui took it and looked at it, then smiled unprincipled, and took the opportunity to slap Ye Feihong on the corner of his mouth.

Eggy sighed vicissitudes.

Just know how to show affection, bah!

Ye Feihong did not want to participate in the next bilateral meeting with Yu Wenrui.

If he is present, his position will become very awkward.

People on earth will think that you are one of us, so you naturally have to seek benefits for the earth, or else you will eat inside and outside!

Not only the public would feel that way, but also those cunning politicians would feel the same way.

Moral kidnapping.

Ye Feihong was born and raised here, of course he hopes to make the earth better.What's more, he still needs merit. If this matter is done well, there will definitely be a lot of merit.

But he can't be too selfish.

Yuwenrui has done well enough, and he believes that with himself, it is impossible for Yuwenrui not to think about it.

So he couldn't make Yu Wenrui more passive.

How do you say that?Favors are favors, and business is business, not to mention bilateral diplomatic relations.

Never overestimate anyone's integrity, even your own.

The leaders on the Chinese side also have the same position - as long as Ye Feihong is there, everyone will have a passion, and it will never be broken. Why let foreign countries take a share?

"I'm going to see my grandfather. I'll come back early when I'm done. I'll wait for you to eat~"

Ye Feihong took his son home.