Yin Yang Merit Turtle

Xinhong Mansion is located in the central business district of the Imperial Capital, and there are many kinds of white-collar workers and gold-collar workers nearby, and these successful people with money and petty bourgeoisie are naturally fat sheep in the eyes of some people.

"You must have seen a tortoise, but where did you find such a beautiful tortoise? In my old life, it was auspicious! What? Albinism? This is a layman's word. Albinism is pale. Look again, this texture Just like jade, the white jade longevity turtle! It’s so auspicious to keep it at home and keep the house prosperous and safe. Selling you one hundred thousand is like giving away for nothing!” The middle-aged bald man was holding a glass fish tank in his hand, bragging to the onlookers That's called a mouthful of froth.

In the glass fish tank, the "White Jade Longevity Turtle" with the size of a sea bowl stared around with mung bean eyes and poked its neck, thinking, I'm really a fucking dog.

Half a day ago, he was still a human being, and his ID card said, Ye Feihong, male, Han nationality, born on February 1996, 2, is just under 27 years old, a top 21 university in the country, a senior, majoring in computer science.

Based on this bit of information alone, one can figure out that he is really an outstanding young man.

Originally, Ye Feihong’s life plan was like this—study undergraduate in China, and then go to the United States for further study, go to Silicon Valley to experience experience, and find a few talents to return to China to start a business, lead the trend of the times, and reach the pinnacle of life.As the saying goes, an IT dog who doesn't want to be the richest man is not a good IT dog. As a man, he should wake up with a drunken beauty and take power in the world!

Who knows that the plan can't keep up with the changes... Anyway, Ye Feihong feels that he has been tricked by a beauty. Alas, the Beauty Township is a hero's grave. Of course, career is important, but beauties are rare, so maybe he has to settle for a status before going abroad to fight.

The encounter with the beauty was not long ago when the school celebrated, and there was an honorary alumni lecture on that day.If it was an ordinary person, Ye Feihong would be too lazy to talk to him, but that was Yu Wenrui, who was also a senior in computer science. I don't know what he looks like.

Ye Feihong is a dead face control, he came all the way from the kindergarten, and he has a sense of loneliness and defeat in terms of appearance. If he is heterosexual, he will be very happy, but unfortunately he is a man who likes men, and looks in the mirror every day That's cheating - after getting used to seeing his own face, who else can he look up to?So much so that this guy would lament every time he took a selfie in the mirror, with his pretentious and shameless appearance, all the brothers in the same dormitory wanted to kill him.

Yu Wenrui was in charge of the lecture that day, and Ye Feihong could not walk immediately after seeing him, but despite his dirty nature, he is used to pretending to be in front of outsiders, and he has been besieged by all kinds of mad bees and butterflies for so many years. If you don't fall, you have your own set of experiences and lessons. The most important one is that you have to be able to hold on to this kind of top-notch beauty.

That day, as an outstanding student representative of the Department of Computer Science, I got acquainted with Yu Wenrui, and inadvertently showed excellent professional skills and extraordinary knowledge concepts, and then "unintentionally" learned that Yu Wenrui was looking to recruit a Assistant - isn't this position tailor-made for him!

I thought I had to choose one of the two in love and career, but I didn't expect that the peak will turn around, and I can expect to have both!Being an assistant to Yu Wenrui is better than going to Silicon Valley.

When asked about the recruitment date reservedly, Ye Feihong left without taking a cloud.

For the first meeting with such a long aftertaste, he later modestly rated himself [-]%.

Ye Feihong easily passed the written part of the job application, and tomorrow is the interview.

The interview location is at Xinhong Building.

As the saying goes, knowing yourself, knowing your enemy, and winning a hundred battles, he came here early in the morning for a field trip, and he was going to take a full body care after the trip.As a qualified face control gay guy, Ye Feihong has excellent taste and loves smug beauty. He looks as glamorous as a peacock when he goes out every day. He can't tolerate a little imperfection in himself.

Besides, what an important day tomorrow is!

...turned into a turtle without a hint of warning at all.

Before going to Xinhong Building, he had to have breakfast first.Ye Feihong has a very picky mouth, and he refuses to eat anything that tastes bad. After so many years, he knows which restaurant is delicious in the imperial capital. Today, he wants to eat shrimp meat, and the place is hidden in a small alley. A small shop, opened by an old couple. You can smell the fresh fragrance from a long way away, and you will arrive just around the corner.

Then it was dark in front of his eyes, Ye Feihong only felt his field of vision change, he stumbled and was buried by his clothes, lying on one of the leather shoes, unprepared, his body was tilted to one side, and he almost fell on his back. dish.Although he didn't realize what was going on, he heard footsteps not far away, and he was blessed for a moment. He was blindfolded and crawled out desperately. I stumbled. It is impossible for normal people to think of a big Will the living become... bastards?But if a bastard is wrapped together with a full set of clothes, shoes and socks, the correlation is too strong, don't run away and wait for bad luck!

Walking furtively against the wall, Ye Feihong was in a state of bewilderment at that moment, he saw his little paw out of the corner of his eye, to be honest, it wasn't ugly, it was cute, but who the hell Willing to take it!What is the principle of the transformation of a living person? Fuck you, Max, you don’t care about it...

With great difficulty, Ye Feihong rushed to a relatively safe corner, and some images began to appear in his mind. Inexplicably, he knew that this thing was called memory inheritance.

Some big monsters with great bloodlines have unique innate skills, which are the same as cheating. If humans also have this, nine years of compulsory education will save a lot of trouble.

Only then did Ye Feihong realize that it was a misunderstanding that he had been a human being for more than 20 years... Well, it’s not all a misunderstanding. To be precise, he is a mixed blood of a human and a demon. Later, the bloodline became more and more diluted, and this one of them was ignored. Who knows how they caught up with his gene and returned to their ancestors.

The yin-yang virtuous tortoise is very rare and unique. In ancient times, those who cultivated monsters like to live in seclusion, established sects on their spiritual veins, stayed away from the secular world, and competed for heaven and earth treasures. Rolling, they don't need spiritual energy, they only need merit. There are five merit flowers growing on the top of their heads.

According to legend, the tortoise came out of the water and carried Luoshu on its back, which is the source of the yin and yang and five elements.Both Yin and Yang meritorious tortoises belong to the genus of turtles, and they are naturally good at divination, which is very conducive to accumulating merit. The so-called merit is nothing more than punishing evil and promoting good. Divine calculation and even national teachers all have good social status. A skill in hand is better than ten million iron rice bowls, so every yin and yang meritorious tortoise can live well in the world.

Speaking of the five virtuous flowers... Ye Feihong lifted his short front paws and swipe them on the top of his head. This thing is very magical, and even gods can't see it except himself, which avoids the rush of knowledge. He played tricks.It is still a tiny bud, and it will take three days before the flower can be eaten, that is to say, he must be at least a three-day bastard.

Once he understood this point, Ye Feihong's eyes went dark!Be an assistant to the lover of your dreams and play various office romance role-playing games... Naturally, there is no play, and this is not the worst news, the worst thing is——

"Oh shit, I'm so lucky today, I even picked up another little bastard, hey, this little bastard looks like a valuable item!" The grass where he was living was pushed away by big hands, and Ye Feihong was ruthlessly thrown away. He grabbed it and stared at a middle-aged ugly man.

The worst happened so quickly.

From those rather cloudy eyeballs, he saw his present honor.

A turtle with a white base and black mysterious patterns on its back.

To be fair, it's pretty pretty.

Well, the prettiest turtle he'd ever seen.

Ye Feihong breathed a sigh of relief, turned his gaze away first, and then clumsily tried to retract his limbs and glans into the shell.Stretching, stretching, stretching, stretching and shrinking, hehehehe is quite fun.

... This is a fucking psycho!

The middle-aged man is indeed prosperous today. Ye Feihong suddenly transformed, and his clothes, shoes, socks, watches and purses are naturally scattered all over the place. He is the orthodox and extravagant second generation.And these things were all picked up by this person now, and Yu You was not satisfied. He saw a little white in the green bushes in the corner from a distance, so he hunted down and captured the owner of the clothes together.

When they were looking at each other just now, Ye Feihong took a look at the face of the man who picked him up.

The nose is drooping and the cheeks are boneless, a typical appearance of a villain. Such a person is greedy, selfish, and has no principles in life. He usually forgets righteousness for profit.At the same time, his hairline is drooping, his forehead is low and narrow, and his eyes are not straight. Such a person is impatient in doing things, has weak concentration, and tends to use his thoughts in crooked places.

The eyes are black and blue, and there is a hint of red light, which directly sinks into the temples. This is a typical joyful spirit. Generally speaking, it looks like you want to make a fortune on the surface, but in fact, you will earn your life and spend your life. Within three days, this man My brother will have a car accident, and he will have to pay for whatever money he earns, and he himself will suffer from a hemiplegia.

Ye Feihong, who reads people's faces, is completely different from ordinary fortune tellers.When reading physiognomy, people first look at facial expressions, and then infer numerology based on this, while he uses a part of his mental energy to read a lot of information, and then apply this information to theory.

Of course, he already knew the conclusion and had to think about the reasoning process. It seemed that he was full. If he saw it for himself and wanted to understand it, he naturally didn't need to bother with it, but if he wanted to fool people, he had to. You have to be "reasonable, evidence-based, and evidence-based", otherwise, who can believe your empty teeth?The yin-yang meritorious tortoise has been born as a magic stick for several generations. It has been accumulated up to now, and in the memory of inheritance, there are all kinds of theories. It is very convenient to intercept whichever paragraph is suitable.

Hehe, knowing that the bastard who is holding him will have a bad life, Dad is relieved.

……

Unexpectedly, he finally arrived at Xinhong Building.

I didn't eat breakfast, I'm so hungry.

The middle-aged man also did his homework before he came. He first bought a high-end and beautiful glass fish tank. When paying the bill, he thoughtfully asked the clerk how much the most expensive turtles are worth, and what species they are—— The news is that I heard that the most expensive black-necked turtle can be sold for several million in square centimeters, and a money turtle like a box turtle with a good quality can be sold for hundreds of thousands.The bad news is that the one I picked up doesn't look like any other!

With Baoshan in front, if you tell him to return empty-handed, that would be more sad than killing him.The middle-aged man rolled his eyes, thinking that with the appearance of this little beast, he would take the title of "White Jade Longevity Turtle", relying on his three-inch tongue, first bid [-], I don't know if it can be fooled An idiot taking over?

It's a pity that it's been more than three hours, and his mouth is dry, and the asking price has dropped to 3 yuan, but still no one buys it.

"Damn it, if it falls into Lao Tzu's hands, you will be stewed into a pot of soup!"

Ye Feihong didn't even care about him,

Just because you are crazy about money, are you willing to stew me in soup?Who are you scaring?

Sitting facing each other, I heard a rather familiar voice coming from far and near: "Hey, hey, I'm talking about you! How can you sell it, you little bastard?"

The middle-aged man was tired and annoyed, and when he heard this ambiguous sentence, his anger rose to a height of eight feet, and he jumped up and wanted to curse, "You are just a little king—cough cough, this white jade long-lived turtle is missing a hundred thousand!" Sell."

Ye Feihong turned his head and looked, yo, isn't this Liu Jun?Look at this famous brand, holding a Porsche sports car key in his hand, shaking and shaking, no wonder he is being taken advantage of.

Liu Jun is also in their second-generation circle. He is a few years older. Ye Feihong knows him, but they don't have much friendship. What is the turtle doing?

"Stop talking nonsense, forty-four thousand four hundred and forty-four. If you are willing to sell it, transfer the money immediately. If you don't sell it, I will turn around and leave."

Being held by a different person, Ye Feihong "sitting" in the glass fish tank, deeply felt that his future was bleak - just because of his selling price... the maliciousness is obvious, it is very bad!