Landlord, why is there no water?

During the summer vacation when I graduated from junior high school, Lulu disappeared for a while. A Xiao and I asked Cen Cen. Cen Cen opened a brand store in front of the school. The brand store was being renovated. She raised her chin, and A Xiao and I followed her chin. Looking up, he saw the red paint in the painter's hand.Cen Cen covered his mouth and smiled, "Oh, why do you think this red paint is so red?"

When A Xiao and I were thinking about whether to call the police for "justice and killing relatives", Lu Lu appeared. She became thinner, taller, and white, and her dress was completely different from before. If you want to say, it is Ban Grass 2.0 ah.His grades in class were too bad, so he didn't go to high school and went to a five-year junior college.And the four of us were promoted to the high school in the headquarters. Our school is a conjoined middle school and high school, but Cen Cen is in the best class. Not up or down.Later, Cen Cen Gao Er went to the other side of the Pacific Ocean. Before going to the "other side", she called A Xiao to come out. A Xiao dragged me, and I was awkwardly sandwiched between them.Cen Cen sued Bai again, but A Xiao refused, and Cen Cen broke A Xiao's leg.Although I want to help, but Cen Cen's appearance is too scary, like eating the mushroom Popeye's spinach in Super Mario and the elixir of Taishang Laojun.It was the first time in my life that I took a 120 ambulance. A Xiao looked at me with blood on his face, "You promise me..."

"I promise you, I will never hold grudges against Cen Cen, nor will I think of revenge."

Ah Xiao held my hand angrily, "Don't let others know that it was Lu Cen who hit me."

"I know you want to protect her."

"...No." A Xiao closed her eyes, and the 1.8-meter man shed two lines of tears, "I can't beat her."

A Xiao is gay, and she is number 1. He has been in two relationships. His first love was online dating, and the other party was also a high school student.Later, the other party was unplugged by the parents, and the relationship ended without a problem for the time being.Why do you say temporarily?Because I found my first love when we were in college. At that time, A Xiao already had a second job, and she was a beautiful senior.Speaking of this past, A Xiao naturally felt guilty, because for a long time, A Xiao had no choice but to "threesome".In the end, the senior let go, and A Xiao felt guilty, saying that she dared not fall in love anymore.His family also found out about his affairs. Like my family, his family members were furious. Recently, the attitude of the family members has only improved, saying that they should let him go home for a blind date.His family seemed to think that carrying on the family line was one thing and being gay was another, as if the two things didn't conflict.

Cen Cen is a strong woman, and more and more people are chasing her, and some suitors have very famous names, and it is impossible to know if Cen Cen agrees or not.Lulu University once had a girlfriend, met her girlfriend's parents, and took her girlfriend to meet her own parents.In terms of career planning, the two had conflicts, and the woman proposed a peaceful breakup.Once on a business trip to Beijing, she ran into her first love in a shopping mall. Her first love was married and went out with her husband to buy baby products.When I told Lulu, Lulu also said calmly that she knew.It's really strange, Lulu usually shouts to the sky when she has a small setback, and even such a big thing as her first love and marriage is just passed by her lightly, her sad brain circuit is really different from others.

"Come in with me." I said to Lu Lu who was sitting on the ground. I don't know how long she has been sitting at the door.Then she walked in with me in a daze, and sat down on the sofa, still looking very depressed.

"I'll give you a bowl of noodles."

"I don't eat noodles. The noodles are too unpalatable." Lu Lu frowned, tears dripping down his face.

I gave her a tissue, and she wiped her tears with the tissue, "Is there any more?"

I handed her the whole box of tissues. She seemed to be aggrieved while holding the box of tissues. She took out a tissue for herself and blew her nose hard, "Damn, she is handsome again, and there is another one who is very beautiful." girlfriend."

"You are handsome."

Lu Lubi looked at me with a snot in his nose, "Really?"

"……Um."

"Then do you want to be my girlfriend?"

"It's two different things."

"Wow..." Lu Lubi cried out, "Zhao Wan, you are not my girlfriend, what hope do I have in life?"

"are you hungry?"

Lu Lubi choked up and said, "I'm hungry...I don't want noodles."

"Wipe your tears, let's go out to eat."

On the same day, I received Youde’s WeChat|letter again, and Youde sent a shy expression, “Does your friend have a date?”

my friend?I looked at Lu Lubi next to him, who was grabbing the leg of lamb and eating his face covered with oil, and I immediately understood, and flicked Lu Lubi's wechat signal, as if Youde came to hug Dao that day, and I really looked at Lu Lu too much Than two eyes. "No."

"What kind does she like?" Youde asked, and I became more aware, just like that... did you see it right?I thought about it carefully, what kind of food does Lu Lubi like?Hiss... Isn't it just like Bancao?You De's appearance is similar to Bancao's.

"I'm not sure, just ask." If you can draw a red line between Lu Lubi and Youde, and Youde is so happy, will the landlord and I...have a game?Ah, sure enough, there is a saying that is true, friends are used to "betray" each other.

"Xiaowan, why are you giggling while holding the leg of lamb?" Lu Lubi muttered and chewed.

"Eat more." I put the leg of lamb in Lu Lubi's bowl, and blinked kindly, "Long body."

"Don't look at me kindly, I'm scared."

"It's kind."

Lu Lubi seriously swallowed the mutton leg and looked at me, "Xiaowan, look at the creases in the corners of your eyes. Although it is said that a poor wife will not go to court, you can't be too willful, women will suffer."

... It is urgent to "sell" Lu Lubi.

The next day, Lu Lubi was arrested by the family members called by Cen Cen.At the same time, she started bombarding me on WeChat, "Your landlord's friend must have cat disease, she ran to the airport to block my plane, Xiaowan, you must be careful of your landlord when I am away, As the saying goes, things of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups..."

... Ah, love, always comes so unprepared.

After a few days of "living in peace", the weather became hot and dry. I bit my homemade red bean popsicles and watched boring Korean dramas. Korean dramas are always the same. Let the family have a little noise and listen to it.

"Ding dong", as the doorbell rang, I looked at the cat's eyes, and just swallowed the ice cubes.Hiss... so cold...

Outside the door is the landlord whom I haven't seen for a long time.