Landlord, why is there no water?

Xiao Jian is almost considered an old man in the company, and she joined the company at the same time as me.She is the boss's assistant. When she handed in her resignation letter, the boss called me in and told me to take Xiao Jane down to calm down.

"Little Jane, have you found your next family?" I asked Little Jane.

"No, it's just that I have worked for too many years and want to take a rest." Xiao Jian said.

"I don't believe what you say." Xiao Jian's personal quote, how can I buy a bag when I'm not at work, how can I satisfy my sense of vanity.

"Okay, okay, I was discovered by you." Xiao Jian put her shoulder on my shoulder, and whispered to me: "Do you want to consider going to my boyfriend's company together?"

"He said that as long as you come here, he will let you be a supervisor, and the annual salary will be doubled."

"what--"

"how?"

"My mother taught us since we were young that there is no such thing as a pie in the world."

"It's not a pie, you are a pie, you don't even know how valuable you are." Little Jane raised my chin and said affectionately.

"I'm a pie, and I should be eaten when I go out." I grabbed Jane by the collar and said pitifully.

"Silly girl, what are you afraid of when you have your mother with you?"

"Mom...you are serious, like a pimp."

Little Jane spat on me. "Just tell me, would you like to give my sister this face? My sister wants to take you to eat and drink spicy food."

"Sister, don't abduct me, I'm here to persuade you." I said, "Do you really want to abandon a bald old man and run to the embrace of a young, beautiful and wealthy man?"

"After you say that, I really need to calm down." Xiao Jian was silent for two seconds. "How should I get rid of the bald old man?"

"Xiao Jian, Gang Zhen, I think you should think carefully about it." I said, "I'm afraid that Mr. Gao's flattering words will give you a potion, or are you pregnant?"

Xiao Jian's face changed for a moment, and then she said: "Xiao Wan, that's it, I've made up my mind to go."

"But..." Seeing Xiao Jian like this, I really don't know how to persuade her. "Okay then, I just want you to think about it again."

"Xiaowan, your situation is different now. You are a big celebrity in front of the boss, and you will have the opportunity to be the second in command of the company in the future. But I am still an errand, so I might as well take advantage of my good looks and find someone to be my next boss." Home."

I really don't feel as anxious as I did last year, partly because of this promotion.

"Okay, don't talk about it, we can still have a casual meal after work."

Xiao Jian's popularity in the company is good, Xiao Yuan came here and brought her girlfriend.After being ambiguous for a while, with Xiao Jian's combing, Xiao Yuan finally embraced the beauty. It was the first time he brought his girlfriend out, and he seemed extraordinarily excited, and the whole person was dancing.

"A man dominated by male hormones." Xiao Jian and I clicked their tongues several times, which meant to "laugh" at Xiao Yuan.

I also smiled.

When I got up to get a drink, Xiao Yuan's college student girlfriend also offered to go get it with me.His girlfriend is more outgoing.

Xiao Yuan's girlfriend is called Xiao An. As soon as I turned around, Xiao An naturally put her on my wrist.In fact, it's nothing, straight girls are always very close, but Xiaoan always gives me a very strange feeling.I remember that Xiao Yuan once posted a photo of Xiao An in Moments. It was a photo of Xiao An in middle school. She had short hair and shaved sideburns. She was very lively, but she looked a bit like a T-shirt.

"You are so cute." Xiao An praised me.

If it was Little Jane, I could still tease her back.But this person is Xiao An, I am a little embarrassed. "Well, you're cute too."

"Baby, why am I so cute like you." Xiao An said, and squeezed my palm.

???

Xiaoan's behavior made me have to pay attention to her.Xiao Yuan's college student girlfriend can't be a real t-boy, can he?Afterwards, Xiaoan also asked me for WeChat, but I couldn't refuse in front of Xiaoyuan.When I got home at night, Xiao An started chatting with me, mainly because she had something to talk about.

"Honey, do you have a date?"

For this "baby", I still resist. "No, what's the matter?"

"Shall I introduce you? There are many beauties in my university."

Needless to say, Xiao Yuan must have missed my sexual orientation.I turned to find Xiao Yuan, and sent a message to Xiao Yuan to protest: "Xiao Yuan? Why did you tell your girlfriend about my sexual orientation?"

It's shameful that couples share other people's secrets all the time.

Xiaoan posted a lot of emoticons, all of which are "where is my wife", "where is my wife", "wife is ignoring me".

I had no choice but to send back an emoji, which belonged to my mother.

"Ah? I never said that." Xiao Yuan replied, "What's wrong?"

Hiss...then how did Xiao An know?I suddenly remembered Lulubi's gay radar.

Xiao Yuan, your girlfriend is probably a lesbian.

Get up in the morning, open WeChat, the red ones are all messages from Xiaoan.Some words are still very ambiguous.

So... is Xiao An teasing me?

"Little Jane, I think Xiao Yuan's girlfriend is a bit strange."

"Huh? A lively little girl, has a history of mental illness?"

"No... I think his girlfriend looks like a t..." I looked at Xiaoan's circle of friends, and there were photos of her with some friends. Those friends were obviously a twat, or the kind of a twat.

"She teased you." Xiao Jian said bluntly.

"It may be my psychological effect."

"Show me the screenshot."

"Not so good."

"It's not good, unless you feel strange yourself."

I took two screenshots without that and gave them to Jane.

"She's flirting with you." Xiao Jian quickly made a judgment. "Like us, we are all joking around, with a sense of self-proclaimed humor. I don't think she looks like it, she seems to be trying to trick you."

"Then I'll keep her cold."

"Do you want to tell Xiao Yuan?"

"It's better not to."

"If your good female friend was cheated by a scumbag, would you tell your female friend the truth?"

"It's of a different nature."

"Well, it's up to you to decide, whether you want to tell Xiao Yuan or not."

I'm most afraid of getting involved in other people's feelings, I can't tell, and it makes me where to start...

"Sister Youqing qaq, I have a problem now..."

"Ok?"

"It's been a long time since I've encountered such a thing, I'm a little bit qaq"

"what's up?"

"There is a bad thing, I don't know how to tell the person involved."

"How bad is it?"

"It's about the same as the sky in ****." I replied again: "It's a little green."

"This kind of thing, it's really hard to say."

"qaq, then I won't say it?"

"If you find it difficult, you can put it aside for now."

"=3=Sister Youqing always says what I think in my heart."

"Because it's you."

I sent a "happy" emoji.

"Are you free on the weekend?"

"Yes." Without seeing the business itinerary, I quickly replied to the landlord.Ah~ Are you going on a date this weekend?

"This weekend, my family is coming over."

...meet the parents?I immediately became anxious. Is it too late to answer if I don’t have time?

"If there is a chance, I would like to take you to meet them."

"...I'm a little shy."

"They get along very well."

I thought about it, and thought about it. "Then do I have to get up early to buy groceries?"

The landlord sent a [naughty] expression. "No, let's go out to eat."

"That's good." I don't have to show my ugliness anymore.

After chatting with the landlord, I sent another message to my mother. "Mother, are you there?"

"I want to see Sister Youqing's parents."

My mother immediately sent a [surprised] expression. "real?"

"Mom, don't think too much, just have a simple meal."

"First impressions matter."

"Don't say that, I'm already nervous enough." I replied, "Mom, is there still time for you to pray to Buddha for me?"

I remember there was a small temple near my house.

"It's useless to pray to Buddha. I even asked for a lottery for you in your college entrance examination. Let alone the number one, you didn't even get into a top university."

"I'm a little panicked." I continued to reply: "I feel that Sister Youqing's family is not on the same level as mine. I will definitely not be able to support my fake tricks."

"I'm worried too."

"Mom, shouldn't you be comforting me?"

"There is no one who knows what his own child looks like than a mother."

"???" Why do I want to chat with my mother?

"Think about the good. Although you are a bit stupid, you love to laugh."

"...Mom, I feel mentally retarded by what you said."

"You're just inflexible, not mentally retarded."

"..." Thank you mother for your comfort, I feel a lot worse.

It's always like this, when you want a date to come quickly, it jumps by the second.In the same way, when you want a date to come slowly, it happens in a blink of an eye.

On weekends, sister Youqing and I went to pick up the plane together.I didn't see Sister Youqing's parents until they appeared in front of me.Because they are too young, about 30 years old, especially Sister Youqing's mother, alive and kicking. "Are you Zhao Wan's kid?"

"Mom..." Sister Youqing yelled helplessly. "Don't scare Xiao Wan."

"I'm so happy to see you, you are cuter than in the picture."

"Yeah, Mom, don't scare the kids." A young woman came out from behind.

This young woman took off her big framed mirror, she was somewhat similar to Sister Youqing, but her temperament was completely different.Probably due to the style of dressing?Women's clothing is very individual and relatively public.

"Hello, I'm Youqing's elder sister, Xia Youlan." The woman stretched out her hand.

"Hello Hello."

"Youqing, don't be stubborn, introduce us."

"Xiaowan, these are my parents, and next to me is my sister."

"Mom and Dad, this is Xiaowan, a friend I like very much, don't scare her."