Landlord, why is there no water?

I rolled my eyes, "I don't expect you to do anything, as long as you don't hold me back."

"What's so good about your landlord? Isn't it just that he is more beautiful, has a better figure, has a little bit of money, and has a good temper?" Lulu said, "Aside from my looks and body, is there anything I can't compare to your landlord?"

"Zhao Wan? Zhao Wan? Why are you yawning?" Lu Lubi cried and said, "You don't pay much attention to me, and you only see the newcomers laughing! How can the old ones feel bitter!"

"Is Yod with you?"

"Yeah, she runs to me every three days, cooking for me and washing my clothes." Lu Lubi said, "You say you're chasing girls now, but it's really..."

"Intentional?"

"No, no." Lu Lubi said "no" several times, "It's really troublesome."

Lu Lubi is lazy and extremely lazy. At the beginning, I wondered how she lost dozens of pounds of flesh. "This is what it should be. You don't even look at yourself. How long have you been single?"

Said that Lu Lubi was silent for a while, probably snapping his fingers, "It's only been three years."

"It will be the fourth year next year."

"You still talk about me, it's all because of you, if you promise me, we should be together for three years now." Lu Lubi can say anything about me. "You promise me now, and you can stop the loss in time."

"Lulu, let me ask you."

"Tell me, what dowry gift do you want?"

"What's wrong with Youde?"

"It's not bad, it's just not for me."

"You are lazy, she is diligent and pragmatic, at least you will not starve to death if you marry her."

"As you said, I seem to be struggling on the food and clothing line." Lu Lubi said, "Xiao Guan, I need to show you my Maslow needs."

"Lulu, could you be..." I paused, "Are you scared?"

"Afraid?" Lu Lubi reacted quickly and spoke quickly, "Why should I be afraid?"

"Listen to the speed of your speech. When a person is eager to argue, it is very likely that he has been told what is on his mind." I said.

"What's on my mind?"

"Let me ask you, did you eat | shit in the morning?"

"You only eat|shit."

"Look at you, I said you are afraid, your reaction is bigger than eating | shit."

"The longest road I have traveled is your endless routine."

"But I still want you to be happy. I don't care if you are unhappy." I said, "I think you are very happy. You have to be by your side. Your ability to complain is max+."

"Okay, I won't tell you anymore, or you'll get involved." Lu Lubi said.

Lu Lubi only talked about one, and it was her first love. Lu Lubi's "pure" face still deceived many girls, and her first love was her.After breaking up with my first love, I never fell in love. I thought about it later, why didn't Lu Lubi fall in love?Unlike me, I am anxious about career development, but Lu Lubi has always had family members paving the way, and her career has already come to an end at a glance.Didn't meet the right person?No, Lu Lubi was studying in the United States, and women commented on her ins every now and then, and everyone was pretty and smooth.Mental reason?The fear I just said, I also said it in passing, I didn't expect Lu Lubi to react immediately, it seems that I am really scared.It's like this, many people talk about getting out of the order, but in fact there are signs of it, and they run faster than anyone else.Lu Lubi always puts me on the topic because she knows that I can't agree to her.This kind of person has many fears, such as fear of being hurt, and fear of taking responsibility. Modern people have many problems, and incapacity for love is one of them.I can still grasp my fear. If one day I get promoted and raise my salary, and the future is bright and bright, I may not be so anxious. Of course, perhaps, it is impossible to analyze myself so properly.

Thinking of love incompetence, I thought of the landlord. The landlord is two years older than me. He is 27 years old this year. According to the feedback from Youde and Shuihuibi, the landlord has never been in a relationship until now. Is it also love incompetence?

When delivering dumplings to the landlord, the landlord was still curled up on the sofa typing, his slender fingers were about to fly on the keyboard.

"Sister Youqing, are you working on a manuscript?"

A Xiao is a typical procrastination patient. He said that his form is very common in the circle of writers and painters. There will be no movement for a week before the submission of the manuscript, and there is basically no flow of writing ideas. You must wait until a week before the submission of the manuscript. night.I still have experience of this feeling of touching fish, of course it is not on me, but on my team members.Often when I pass by, they start to get busy, opening word and opening excel, and some are more straightforward. The lower right corner is the software that plays videos, staying on the desktop, looking very serious, as if you can see the desktop flower.

"Hmm." The landlord's fingers were still flying. She was wearing glasses and looked very... abstinent.

"Sister Youqing, let me feed you."

"Okay." The landlord opened his mouth, but kept his eyes on the word.

The landlord always eats food carefully, Lu Lubi eats dumplings one by one, she can eat them two or three times, "It's delicious, did you make it?"

"No, I bought it at the supermarket."

"When did you go to the supermarket?"

"I was talking about business with a client today, and after the conversation, I saw a supermarket, so I brought two bags of dumplings." I blew on the dumplings, "Sister Youqing, are you going to the supermarket?"

"Do you have time? I want to go with you."

"Okay, I have a lot of time." I have a lot of time alone with the landlord, of course.

When shopping in the supermarket, the landlord is also very slow. She looked at the two pairs of cups for a long time.The lighting in the supermarket is very soft. From my direction, I can see the delicate side face and long eyelashes of the landlord. "Do you think this pair looks good, or does this pair look good?"

I think you look good, "Well... the pair on the right hand is cute, but the pair on the left hand should be more suitable for you. The white glaze is exquisite, and the decoration looks simple but complicated. It is very standard of living."

Of course, there is a standard of living, and the price is a few zeros. I count it, and it is almost catching up with my salary for more than half a month.It's not that I'm underpaid (well I'm underpaid) it's that the mugs are so fucking high.

"You also dabble in teacups?"

No dabbling, just nonsense. "Japanese customers like tea art, and I have heard him talk a lot, and I have been fascinated by it."

"I think your work is very interesting, you can learn so many things." The landlord put two pairs of teacups in the shopping cart.

"It sounds interesting, but it's not very interesting to do."

The landlord smiled, "That's true."

Going to the supermarket with the landlord, I am still very happy, inexplicably, a little warm.After breaking up with my first love, I seldom went to the supermarket with others, let alone pick Chinese cabbage and small beans.The landlord's way of picking cabbage is also very cute. She picked up the box and looked at it, put it down again, picked up another box, and looked at it again, looking very serious.

"Sister Youqing, what are you looking at?"

"Don't you think... this shape is a bit like a smiling face." He said and bent the corners of his eyes.

I took a look and picked up a packing box, "Well... this one is more similar."

"This one of yours is more like a heart." The landlord said, "Well, let's take this one of yours."

I was picking vinegar in the front, and the landlord pushed the shopping cart and walked up slowly. Her head rested on my shoulder, and her hand also raised, holding my hand and the vinegar bottle, "Is this acetic acid?"

The landlord is very close to me, I feel my ears are a little red, "Hmm...sour but not astringent, this is the old Shanxi vinegar."

"I know this. The water and soil in Shanxi are hard, and vinegar can soften it."

"Yes, Shanxi people like to eat pasta and miscellaneous grains, vinegar can help digestion."

The landlord blinked and put his arms around my shoulders again, "This time my topic is food, how about you catch bugs for me?"

"Catch bugs?"

"Okay?" the landlord dragged his voice, a little coquettish.

"Actually, I don't know much..." I was so red, "I only know Hunan cuisine."

"It's okay, you cook so well, unlike me, you can't tell the difference between whole grains and grains, and you still learn how to write food like others."

"How come, many gourmets are better at tasting." Maybe?

The landlord blinked, "You are very kind."

I bent down again, it was obviously a polite remark, but it turned several times in my ears.

After I came back, the landlord asked me to read her manuscript. The landlord's manuscript had 1 or [-] pages and more than [-] words.Although the landlord doesn't know how to cook, her food manuscripts are very well written and look very appetizing. I definitely can't write them. The things I write are all official documents, and I seldom post them on Moments.

"How is it?" The landlord made me a cup of milk tea.

I pointed to my belly, "I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry after watching it."

The landlord smiled, "Do you want me to serve you a bowl of noodles?"

hiss……

The landlord cooks, so I won't be hungry anymore, "Are you hungry? I bought so many things, I can make supper."

The landlord thought for a while, "Okay."

I pointed out a few cooking details to the landlord, "Spicy chicken nuggets in Sichuan cuisine, the chicken nuggets should be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, so you need to put at least half a pot of oil in it. Wait until the oil temperature is very high before adding chicken nuggets, chicken nuggets When the moisture inside has not been lost, the outside is already fried. Ordinary people are reluctant to put so much oil in this dish every day. Frying with a small amount of oil will dry up the moisture in the chicken nuggets.”

The landlord nodded, and when I got up, the landlord took the computer and started to modify it.

For dinner, I still have to eat something light. I'm going to make some porridge.The landlord's kitchen is large and clean, without any fumes. I made a few cold dishes while the porridge was cooking.Cooking is a bit like a rest for me, just like I went to school before, and I usually use laundry to decompress, which is more relaxing than lying in bed.

When it came out, the landlord was still reviewing the manuscript.

"Look, is there anything else you need to modify?"

"Okay." I wiped my hands.

The landlord really writes very meticulously, a bit like the writing style of a graduate from the Chinese Department, who is good at refining characters and citing classics. "Sister Youqing, your writing is really good."

Although I have said it, I still want to feel emotional after watching it again, "Sister, is the current career what you have always wanted to do?"

I think I asked nonsense, I must want to do it.

The landlord's expression paused, "Hmm..."

"Actually, it doesn't count."

"Not counting?"

"Don't talk about this, do you want my help?" The landlord changed the subject.

"No, I can bring it out now."

"I'll help you."

After eating something casually, the landlord ate very little and just took a sip of porridge.Only then did I realize that the landlord is such a self-disciplined person, he probably wouldn’t eat late at night, right?So...is...afraid I'm hungry?

When I returned to the room, the landlord stopped me, and she handed me a white glaze cup, "There is a pair, I will give you one, just right."

I froze for a moment, then took the cup, huh?Didn't we like to give away mugs when we were kids, and shout about them all our lives?Of course, as a Ji guy, I definitely can't say such things to flirt with the landlord.So, I just bowed properly, "Thank you, Sister Youqing."

This cup is half a month's wages for my little one. The landlord gave it away as soon as he said so. I bit my nails, so what should I give the landlord?Really, the landlord gave me a bracelet and succulents, and now I have given them for a lifetime, how should I return the gift?

"Sister Youqing, do you have anything you like?" After thinking for a long time, I decided to ask the landlord, and I sent a message to the landlord.

"Do you want to give me something?"

"Yeah." I typed, "Sister Youqing, just let me deliver it, otherwise my conscience will be pounding wildly after taking so many things from you."

"I have two tickets to the musical theater, Saturday night, do you have time?"

"what?"

"Just send you off." The landlord sent a [naughty] expression.