Landlord, why is there no water?

"Throw you out, so that mother can rest assured." The girl who is thrown out is the water who gets married.

Not only did I know about Lulu and Youde, but the landlord also knew about it.You De sent a circle of friends, a night alone, want to calm down.The landlord asked her what was wrong under her circle of friends. She said that the confession failed, and the landlord put two question marks.

They should have had a private conversation after that.

"It turns out that You De likes your friend." The landlord sent me a message, "Your friend doesn't seem to call You De."

"I remember she used to like Youde's." That's right, it's Bancao.

"Does she have someone she likes?"

"I think should not be."

The landlord sent a "smile" emoji, "I think she likes you."

The landlord would never joke with me like this before, which means... our relationship has gone further?

"She was joking."

"Not necessarily, some people like to tell the truth as a joke."

"Haha, Sister Qing, are you trying to match Lu Lu and me?" I sent the message, "If Lu Lu and I are together, You will cry."

"However you are happy, don't worry about her."

"Miss Youqing, she and I are just friends." I leaned on the office chair and sent messages with my hands in my hands. Every time I chatted with the landlord, it was very pleasant. Probably because I have a good impression of the landlord, so I also found it interesting through the screen . "Lulu is not my ideal type."

"What is your ideal type?"

I thought about it, I only talked about Qi Xiao alone, if counting, Qi Xiao is not my ideal type.What is my ideal type?I haven't had this concept for too long, even before I met Qi Xiao, I wasn't sure whether I liked boys or girls.

"I can't tell you the specifics, it depends on how you feel."

"Ok?"

"It mainly depends on the face."

"I know this. Many people on the Internet call this Yan Sexual Love."

"Yes, yes, in terms of appearance, Miss Youqing is my ideal type."

The landlord sent an "embarrassed" emoji, "I am ashamed to accept your praise."

Hahaha I feel that the landlord is quite good at chatting online. If it were face-to-face, she would smile lightly and then stop talking. I didn’t expect the landlord’s inner drama to be so rich. "Then, sister Qing, what is your ideal type?"

The landlord didn't reply for several minutes, so I sent another question mark emoji.

"I was wondering," the landlord replied.

"Have you thought about that?"

"When I was in school, many people asked me, but I didn't answer." The landlord replied, "It's very strange, you ask me, I really want to answer you."

Hmm... When it was over, the screen went black, and I saw my old shy face, ah, how can I be shy like this?I'm a capable professional, wake up?

"I think you're fine." The screen lit up again.

Well, don't wake up, "Well... I'm going to be shy."

"I do not believe."

I took a photo of myself shy, "here, look."

"Your makeup looks good today."

"Is there? I still think it's too hasty."

Here Lu Lubi's news exploded again, "I hid in your rented house, come back early, I'm hungry."

"...Where did you get the key?" I clearly remembered that I searched Lu Lubi's whole body and found several keys that Lu Lubi had carved privately.

"Your landlord's succulent pot is not growing well, and it will definitely lose money recently."

Well I get it, Lulubi took the spare key I put in the succulent bowl. "Are you interested in Yod too?"

"wtf what are you talking about?"

"Otherwise, why are you reacting so violently?"

"Intense? Intense?"

"You said it twice."

"No, it's sad, I only have you in my heart."

I called Lu Lubi, and Lu Lubi answered quickly, "Zhao Wan, you actually doubt my love for you?"

"Be careful, don't yell, I told you, don't talk nonsense with my landlord, you..."

Before I finished speaking, I heard a voice on the other end of the call, "Are you Zhao Wan's landlord? I know you, do you still know me? Yes, I'm Zhao Wan's girlfriend...you Is there anything to eat there?"

Soon Lu Lubi happily hung up the phone with me, "Your landlord is really a kind person, she said she is cooking dinner, so she can give me a pair of chopsticks."

"...Well, it's delicious, don't disappoint my landlord's kindness." Thinking of the landlord's cooking skills, I am relieved.

When he came back, Lu Lubi was squatting on the toilet, suffering from diarrhea, and had gone to the bathroom three times.With a pale face, she touched my sofa and sat down slowly, grinning when she sat down. "Zhao Wan, your sofa is too hard, it hurts my delicate..."

"Lulu, do you have hemorrhoids?"

"Hemorrhoids?" Lu Lubi's expression was a little dazed.

"Yes, is there blood in the poop?"

"I didn't pay attention, I rushed straight away."

"After pulling, do you feel pain in the anus?"

"hurts a little……"

"Does it feel like there's something still stuck?"

"You say that, it really looks like..." Lu Lubi moved his buttocks, showing a collapsed expression, his throat choked, "Oh my god, I have hemorrhoids, Zhao Wan, do you think I will get hemorrhoid cancer, will I get hemorrhoids?" won't die?"

Lu Lubi covered his cheeks and sobbed, "...I have been brought down by that bad guy Youde recently, and hemorrhoids will develop when I go to the toilet..."

I wanted to scare Lulu, but I didn't expect her reaction to be so strong, so I rubbed her head, "It will be fine if the hemorrhoids are cut, and no one will die."

"Zhao Wan, your breasts seem to be getting bigger."

There was a little black line on my forehead, and I pulled Lu Lubi's hair, and I said why Lu Lubi nestled in my arms so easily.

A few days later, Youde also came, and the landlord and I sat between them awkwardly.

"I'm sorry that day... I didn't mean it." Lu Lubi said it after a while.

Although the amount of information is a bit large, it does not prevent me from watching Lu Lubi with colored glasses. When the child grows up, he will become a bully.

"I am willing." You De leisurely said such a sentence.

"That's good... let's have a good chat, don't fall in love just because we disagree."

No, this Huatou, how can there be a pattern of scumbags attacking cheap people.I turned my head to look at Lu Lubi, "Lu Lubi, why are you talking? It's fine if you don't take the initiative. Do you still want to be responsible?"

"I admit that the forced kiss is mine..."

"Forced kiss?"

"Yeah, strong kiss." Lu Lubi lowered his head in shame, as if feeling very sorry for You De.

"For a long time, you just forced a kiss..." Seeing the landlord and You De also looked over, I quickly corrected my "disappointed" tone, "Lu Lubi, you have a problem with your thinking, it's very dangerous..."