Landlord, why is there no water?

This way of unfolding is a bit strange. It stands to reason that if I were the protagonist, then there must be an "ex-girlfriend" in the routine. As a "qualified" ex-girlfriend, I should chase after the protagonists' feelings. The only pursuit is to dismantle the protagonists and test their "love is stronger than gold". If there is another force majeure such as "landslide", "earthquake" and "tsunami", or "car accident", "cancer" and "leukemia" born out of abuse, then It's even better.However, "water-cement ratio" did not give me a chance to trigger "Blue Life and Death" or "Stairway to Heaven". My landlord has no ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend, and she has never been in love.

If the landlord hasn't been in a relationship, I suspect she might be a deadly Virgo.

"Momo, I think I'm out of action."

"Is she a Virgo?"

"Probably."

"Where in the world is there no fragrant grass, why do you need to look for it by the nest?"

Momo is my good friend. She is a psychologist and a numerology theorist (witch).Her profession is the coolest among my "unremarkable" friends (including myself), followed by Cen Cen, Cen Cen is a financial elite who can be picked up anywhere on Wall Street. Let's see if I can touch the columbarium next to her when I am seventy or eighty.As a boring ordinary person, I will definitely never meet someone as cool as Momo. Our friendship is mainly based on my mother's folk remedies for constipation.Momo came to our school to give a lecture that day. She suffered from severe constipation for a few days, and by some strange accident, I squatted next to her and handed her a note.Hi Dapuben, she pulled for three days, so a big reason why she approached me was to ask me why I "assassinated" her.

When I was talking to Cen Cen, Cen Cen still looked at me in surprise, "Zhao Wan, why did you bring a pen and paper into the bathroom?"

As a person who has not passed the Japanese Level [-] test three times, I am really embarrassed to say that I memorize words.

Momo happened to pass by the city where I was working, so she called me down for dinner.Before I met Momo, I was still wondering whether to wear a mask, because Momo just said two days ago that she was involved in a serial killer case. Although I really want to be the protagonist, it must be a romance novel. If it is this kind of suspense or Criminal | detective novels, I may be the protagonist of the first episode with a dog leash.

"Have you brought anything?" As soon as I entered the door, Momo approached me and asked mysteriously.

"what?"

"You look sneaky, didn't you bring me white | powder?"

"..." Yes, this is Mo's cold humor.

"I heard that your dead tree is red in spring and sunset?"

"..." I refused every word Momo described.

"Do you want me to check it for you?" Momo opened her tablet.

"I still... don't want it anymore." There were several people who saw each other right before, and they were either picked up by Momo to have foot odor or body odor.In fact, I don't care about these, but after knowing it, I can't help avoiding the occasions of "taking off shoes" and "undressing".

"Be prepared."

Momo has remained single so far because of her "preparedness" theory.It's like this every time, she finally found someone she likes, and her "search" couldn't help but start.Once she fell in love with a favorite, so she handed over the retrieval system to me and asked me to change the password.In less than a day, she hacked my computer.

"You really don't need it?" Momo said, "My system has been upgraded, and the search range is more comprehensive and extensive."

"for example?"

"For example, the other party cut a few hemorrhoids."

"...who wants to know this?"

Facing Momo's "bewitching", to be honest, I am tempted.So I decided not to say big words like "I want to discover her beauty slowly" and "Leave a little mystery to each other".

The boss attaches great importance to the basic engineering project in Florida, so a temporary project team was set up. The team leader is the boss, and Xiao Yuan and I are the deputy team leaders. The last project has not been suspended for a long time, and a new round of overtime work has started again. .On this day, the landlord gave me the "creatures" cooked by her own hands, the crystal clear hair on the pig's feet, the quail that died tragically, and the white-cut chicken that was not completely dead as if it would cry for injustice in the next second.My chopsticks trembled, did the landlord find that I had drowned her "succulent"?

"My sister said that my cooking skills have improved a lot."

Family affection is blind, it doesn't matter how many times you say it.

"What do you think of my cooking?"

"...Well, I'm very sincere."

When I put away the contract, the landlord took a look and said, "The design of the beam and slab is wrong."

"what?"

The landlord pointed to my contract, she just glanced at it, "monolithi-wayslabs, integral one-way slab-beam-slab structure sforbeamsandslabs, in order to reduce the span of the slab in the monolithic one-way slab-beam-slab structure, a secondary beam should be set , in order to reduce the span of the secondary beam, the main beam should be set, and in order to reduce the span of the main beam, columns or walls should be set.”

"Ah?" I looked at the contract carefully again, "There is nothing wrong..."

The landlord pointed to a line of English, "When the cantilever length of the slab is less than or equal to, the minimum thickness is 60, and when the cantilever length of the slab is 100, the minimum thickness is [-]. If it is not satisfied, it will not have sufficient rigidity and will not be convenient for construction."

"Did I say too much..." The landlord paused.

"……No."

Momo, wait a minute, search for me.