Manga Master System [Future]
Chapter 26
Gu Guyun couldn't help holding his breath, the furry little paw was black and shiny, and the little paw was still waving in the air.
"Ka--".
On the other side from the small claw, another black-furred claw thrust out forcefully again, but this claw was different from the previous one.
Gu Guyun lowered his breathing, and asked doubtfully, "Is it a black cat?"
Then, I accidentally turned on the mode of broken thoughts: "I quite like cats, and it is quite interesting for cats to come out of pet eggs. System, in the future, I will take care of this cat as the shit shovel officer of cats." What skills does this cat have? It is produced by the system, so it must have a cool and aggressive skill, right?!"
[Stupid host, which cat's paws have you seen like this? ! ] Hearing what the stupid host said, the system doesn't want to tell the truth so early, anyway, it will know the truth later.
Gu Guyun stretched out his hand, and flicked the white eggshell viciously, the eggshell shook, and in the next second, a small fluffy head broke out of the shell.
The round and bright eyes looked around curiously at this moment, the little guy turned his little head, and his little paws picked up the eggshell on the little head and started to gnaw, while gnawing, he fixed his eyes on Gu Guyun with his round and moist eyes.
The little guy looked at it for a while, then looked at the white eggshell in his paw, hesitation flashed in his bright eyes, the other paw reluctantly touched the eggshell, and then called out to Gu Guyun , Reluctantly stretched out the half-eaten eggshell to him, and shook the eggshell.
Although the little guy looked very cute, very cute, his face was bloody, and he couldn't help but cover his face because of the cuteness.But, as a panda...a national treasure of country Z...what's wrong with you, you have to eat eggshells, and you still eat them with relish!
The little guy is not pink like a newborn red panda cub. It has only two colors of black and white. It has the signs of giant pandas. It has round cheeks, two black ears, big dark circles, and is fat. Dudu's body, sharp little claws.There is obviously something different about this panda, that is, it has a pair of very bright eyes, those eyes seem to be able to talk, filled with aura, natural aura.
Gu Guyun actually thought that he could see the human side in the little guy's eyes, and he could see the little guy's hesitation and reluctance towards eggshells.
This is the hell.
"Is mud more important?"
The voice of a soft and cute little boy who couldn't speak clearly came from the bathroom abruptly, Gu Gu Yun's first reaction was that he thought he had heard it wrong.
"Do you want mud next to this stuff?" The little guy looked straight at Gu Guyun's face with his round eyes, and shook the eggshell that he had gnawed away with his little paws. He was not annoyed when he saw that the other party didn't respond. , and directly took a few bites of the eggshell in his paws to his mouth.
"A good time~It's always a good time~" After gnawing on this piece, he picked up another small piece of eggshell and gnawed on it.
"Crack-knock-"
"...system, is it talking?" Thinking of something, Gu Guyun lowered his head reflexively, and was stunned. panda in shell.
"!!!"
The damn panda can talk!What kind of panda actually gnawed on eggshells!No, I can't stand it, he wants to be quiet.Gu Guyun squatted down, took off his glasses, covered his face, his figure was gradually shrouded by a very abrupt black shadow.
"Hey——" the little guy's gaze was instantly attracted by Gu Guyun's white right hand, no, it should be said that it was the glasses held by his right hand.
"Yinjiayeyoujingjingye~" It was an inarticulate and childish voice again.
Hearing this, Gu Guyun put down his other hand, put back on the black-rimmed glasses, and saw the little guy's right paw touching his furry body at a glance.
Seeing this, he pursed his lips.
"Dangdangdangdang——" The little guy also brought his own background music. At this moment, the panda's face was so cute and cute, it really made Gu Guyun's face bloody again.
——It's really too cute, he can't hold it anymore.
Gu Guyun stretched out his left hand, wanting to touch the little guy's little head. However, he was shocked by something that suddenly appeared, and his left hand just stopped in mid-air. His eyes were full of surprise and disbelief.
That's right, I didn't read it wrong, and I didn't hear it wrong.
Pandas can talk!Panda gnaws eggshells!The panda even took out the glasses!
The little guy is really small, the lenses are round, and the frames are silver glasses. The panda face is showing off, and the round eyes are full of pride.
It opened its small mouth and laughed a few times, and its voice was as clear and sweet as a wind chime.
【Ding.The pet egg has been broken, and the panda cub has been born, and the host can name it. 】
A pet panel——
Scientific name: Panda
Bloodline: Rare bloodline (extinct)
Level: 3s
Name: Unnamed (the host can name the pet)
Age: less than a day (currently thriving...)
Gender: Male
Skill: unknown
Special benefits: Because the pet level is 3s, special benefits are triggered, and the host can enjoy a [-]% discount when purchasing items in the system mall.
Looking at the panel, the panda cub was male, Gu Guyun thought about it, and then, with a serious face, he was actually very obscene.He abruptly stretched out two fingers, thumb and index finger to spread the little panda's fluffy legs, and when he vaguely saw something pink and tender, he nodded and got the result, and said calmly: "Sure enough, the sex is male."
[…] The system was really speechless, so he decided to stand on the sidelines and choose not to say anything.In the end, he actually let the situation continue to develop, and in the end, he regretted it.
Before the little guy could react, he lost his innocence inexplicably. It immediately covered his calves with its paws, and the panda face was still a little dull. Then, he sadly accused Gu Guyun, "Bad silver, mud this bad silver! Woooooo~ The Yin family married I am no longer a daughter-in-law~ The Yin family’s innocence has been tarnished, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, the Yin family is sorry for you... woo woo woo~"
"You can marry yourself if you can't get a wife, [-]% off." Gu Guyun comforted him softly, he stroked the little guy's furry head, and narrowed his eyes comfortably.
This touch... this hair... how smooth...
Hearing this, the little guy suddenly raised his head, the crying stopped, the panda face was stunned, and then he smiled and said, "Ni said yes... um... that's what the Yin family did."
[…] What a pure and innocent bastard, only Jiang Zi was spoiled by such a sinister and despicable host.The system is heartbroken, it shouldn't have allowed this situation to develop.Alas, it’s really tears if you say too much, and tears if you say too little, regret, regret at the beginning.
【Ding.The pet name has been named, and the pet name cannot be changed at will after naming.Friendly reminder: You can buy a pet name change card at the shopping mall for a pet name change. The pet name change card is 8888 points, and after discount it is 7999.2 points.You don't have to thank the stupid host, the system does not leave a name for its good deeds. 】
Gu Guyun: "...system, when did I get a name?"
[In order to convince the host, the system decides to replay the footage. 】
【Ding.Shot playback... 3... 2... 1...]
[If you can't find a wife, you can marry yourself, [-]% off... If you can't get a wife, you can marry yourself, [-]% off...[-]% off...[-]% off...[-]% off...] The sound echoed in Gu Guyun's ears.
【Ding.The system camera playback is complete. 】
Gu Guyun was silent on his face, but complained in his heart.
System, system, you fucking replay the camera with your own electronic sound, what about your tape recorder?
"Come on!" Someone ran away.
The little panda... No, a certain panda whose name has just come out of the oven... Xiao Jiuzhe watched someone go berserk while gnawing on an eggshell. It was no different from watching a movie with the audience eating popcorn with a bucket of popcorn in their hands. The difference was that , one side is a human and the other side is a panda.
"Nine folds, it's all my fault. From now on, if you don't get married to Lao Gong because of your frustrating name, don't blame me." After Gu Guyun left violently, he gently touched Xiao Jiuzhe's head, looking Looking at Xiao Jiuzhe's innocent and innocent panda face, with a heartbroken (paralyzed) face, he couldn't help accusing, with a strange gloat in his tone: "It's all the system's fault, if you want to blame, blame him."
"Master, have you been shitting in there for so long?" Mu Yi saw off the moving company's people, but Gu Guyun was nowhere to be seen when he returned to the house, and finally heard his words in a certain bathroom.
Gu Guyun inside stood up silently, turned around, and opened the bathroom door with a slightly gloomy expression.
"Young master, is it because you have an upset stomach or constipation? Otherwise, why did you squat for so long?" Mu Yi asked with a blank expression.
"I, very, good." Gu Guyun said every word.
"Hey! Young master, you haven't flushed the toilet yet!" Mu Yi immediately pinched his nose, refusing to breathe the 'poison' gas he just pulled down.
"Huh?! It doesn't smell..."
Of course, he didn't have bowel movements, constipation, etc.
"So you didn't go to the toilet, master, so here comes the question, what are you doing in the toilet, master?!" Mu Yi moved his nose very seriously, smelling the smell in the air.
"..." Gu Guyun was speechless, turned his head so that Mu Yi could see what was inside, "Here, I just picked up an egg in the toilet."
[! ! ! 】Fucking stupid host, can you stop being so stupid, there is an egg in the empty house that has been hanging for half a year, and there is a panda inside the egg, are you teasing the system, or the housekeeper, you are the housekeeper Does IQ eat x? !
Mu Yi looked at the black and white things inside the eggshell, and frowned, "Master, the color of this mouse is quite special."
【…】
[Ahem... the system has no choice but to popularize knowledge for you, the stupid host.Pandas have been extinct hundreds of years ago, so 99.999% of the people in the Imperial Ball Empire do not know pandas, let alone have seen pandas.However, the host still pays attention, 99.999% of accidental people have a high probability of recognizing the panda. 】
"Well. It's quite special, so special that I just decided to raise it." Gu Guyun nodded in agreement, paused, and continued: "By the way, the little guy is called [-]% off."
"Small [-]% off, say hello." Gu Guyun beckoned to it.
Xiao Jiuzhe calmly took out his small round silver glasses from his hair and put them on, and then, he clearly saw someone standing by the toilet door, a big piece whose jaw was about to fall in surprise, it calmly Say hello.
"squeak--"
Mu Yi: "...Mouse, the mouse is wearing glasses! Master! This must be an illusion..."
Mu Yi clutched his aching forehead, raised his legs and left the bathroom, the back of Xiao Qing clearly indicated that he also wanted to be quiet.
"Master, keep shitting..." After walking a long way, Mu Yi suddenly turned his head and nodded at Gu Guyun, "I won't bother you, Master."
Gu Guyun: "..."
Xiao Jiuzhe hugged the eggshell, with disgust on his face: "Zhi——" Ni is actually going to shit!Silver is going out!
Saying that, Xiao Jiuzhe held the eggshell carefully, twisted and twisted her small body and slowly left the bathroom.
There is only one person who looks up to the sky and sighs: ...
"Ka--".
On the other side from the small claw, another black-furred claw thrust out forcefully again, but this claw was different from the previous one.
Gu Guyun lowered his breathing, and asked doubtfully, "Is it a black cat?"
Then, I accidentally turned on the mode of broken thoughts: "I quite like cats, and it is quite interesting for cats to come out of pet eggs. System, in the future, I will take care of this cat as the shit shovel officer of cats." What skills does this cat have? It is produced by the system, so it must have a cool and aggressive skill, right?!"
[Stupid host, which cat's paws have you seen like this? ! ] Hearing what the stupid host said, the system doesn't want to tell the truth so early, anyway, it will know the truth later.
Gu Guyun stretched out his hand, and flicked the white eggshell viciously, the eggshell shook, and in the next second, a small fluffy head broke out of the shell.
The round and bright eyes looked around curiously at this moment, the little guy turned his little head, and his little paws picked up the eggshell on the little head and started to gnaw, while gnawing, he fixed his eyes on Gu Guyun with his round and moist eyes.
The little guy looked at it for a while, then looked at the white eggshell in his paw, hesitation flashed in his bright eyes, the other paw reluctantly touched the eggshell, and then called out to Gu Guyun , Reluctantly stretched out the half-eaten eggshell to him, and shook the eggshell.
Although the little guy looked very cute, very cute, his face was bloody, and he couldn't help but cover his face because of the cuteness.But, as a panda...a national treasure of country Z...what's wrong with you, you have to eat eggshells, and you still eat them with relish!
The little guy is not pink like a newborn red panda cub. It has only two colors of black and white. It has the signs of giant pandas. It has round cheeks, two black ears, big dark circles, and is fat. Dudu's body, sharp little claws.There is obviously something different about this panda, that is, it has a pair of very bright eyes, those eyes seem to be able to talk, filled with aura, natural aura.
Gu Guyun actually thought that he could see the human side in the little guy's eyes, and he could see the little guy's hesitation and reluctance towards eggshells.
This is the hell.
"Is mud more important?"
The voice of a soft and cute little boy who couldn't speak clearly came from the bathroom abruptly, Gu Gu Yun's first reaction was that he thought he had heard it wrong.
"Do you want mud next to this stuff?" The little guy looked straight at Gu Guyun's face with his round eyes, and shook the eggshell that he had gnawed away with his little paws. He was not annoyed when he saw that the other party didn't respond. , and directly took a few bites of the eggshell in his paws to his mouth.
"A good time~It's always a good time~" After gnawing on this piece, he picked up another small piece of eggshell and gnawed on it.
"Crack-knock-"
"...system, is it talking?" Thinking of something, Gu Guyun lowered his head reflexively, and was stunned. panda in shell.
"!!!"
The damn panda can talk!What kind of panda actually gnawed on eggshells!No, I can't stand it, he wants to be quiet.Gu Guyun squatted down, took off his glasses, covered his face, his figure was gradually shrouded by a very abrupt black shadow.
"Hey——" the little guy's gaze was instantly attracted by Gu Guyun's white right hand, no, it should be said that it was the glasses held by his right hand.
"Yinjiayeyoujingjingye~" It was an inarticulate and childish voice again.
Hearing this, Gu Guyun put down his other hand, put back on the black-rimmed glasses, and saw the little guy's right paw touching his furry body at a glance.
Seeing this, he pursed his lips.
"Dangdangdangdang——" The little guy also brought his own background music. At this moment, the panda's face was so cute and cute, it really made Gu Guyun's face bloody again.
——It's really too cute, he can't hold it anymore.
Gu Guyun stretched out his left hand, wanting to touch the little guy's little head. However, he was shocked by something that suddenly appeared, and his left hand just stopped in mid-air. His eyes were full of surprise and disbelief.
That's right, I didn't read it wrong, and I didn't hear it wrong.
Pandas can talk!Panda gnaws eggshells!The panda even took out the glasses!
The little guy is really small, the lenses are round, and the frames are silver glasses. The panda face is showing off, and the round eyes are full of pride.
It opened its small mouth and laughed a few times, and its voice was as clear and sweet as a wind chime.
【Ding.The pet egg has been broken, and the panda cub has been born, and the host can name it. 】
A pet panel——
Scientific name: Panda
Bloodline: Rare bloodline (extinct)
Level: 3s
Name: Unnamed (the host can name the pet)
Age: less than a day (currently thriving...)
Gender: Male
Skill: unknown
Special benefits: Because the pet level is 3s, special benefits are triggered, and the host can enjoy a [-]% discount when purchasing items in the system mall.
Looking at the panel, the panda cub was male, Gu Guyun thought about it, and then, with a serious face, he was actually very obscene.He abruptly stretched out two fingers, thumb and index finger to spread the little panda's fluffy legs, and when he vaguely saw something pink and tender, he nodded and got the result, and said calmly: "Sure enough, the sex is male."
[…] The system was really speechless, so he decided to stand on the sidelines and choose not to say anything.In the end, he actually let the situation continue to develop, and in the end, he regretted it.
Before the little guy could react, he lost his innocence inexplicably. It immediately covered his calves with its paws, and the panda face was still a little dull. Then, he sadly accused Gu Guyun, "Bad silver, mud this bad silver! Woooooo~ The Yin family married I am no longer a daughter-in-law~ The Yin family’s innocence has been tarnished, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, the Yin family is sorry for you... woo woo woo~"
"You can marry yourself if you can't get a wife, [-]% off." Gu Guyun comforted him softly, he stroked the little guy's furry head, and narrowed his eyes comfortably.
This touch... this hair... how smooth...
Hearing this, the little guy suddenly raised his head, the crying stopped, the panda face was stunned, and then he smiled and said, "Ni said yes... um... that's what the Yin family did."
[…] What a pure and innocent bastard, only Jiang Zi was spoiled by such a sinister and despicable host.The system is heartbroken, it shouldn't have allowed this situation to develop.Alas, it’s really tears if you say too much, and tears if you say too little, regret, regret at the beginning.
【Ding.The pet name has been named, and the pet name cannot be changed at will after naming.Friendly reminder: You can buy a pet name change card at the shopping mall for a pet name change. The pet name change card is 8888 points, and after discount it is 7999.2 points.You don't have to thank the stupid host, the system does not leave a name for its good deeds. 】
Gu Guyun: "...system, when did I get a name?"
[In order to convince the host, the system decides to replay the footage. 】
【Ding.Shot playback... 3... 2... 1...]
[If you can't find a wife, you can marry yourself, [-]% off... If you can't get a wife, you can marry yourself, [-]% off...[-]% off...[-]% off...[-]% off...] The sound echoed in Gu Guyun's ears.
【Ding.The system camera playback is complete. 】
Gu Guyun was silent on his face, but complained in his heart.
System, system, you fucking replay the camera with your own electronic sound, what about your tape recorder?
"Come on!" Someone ran away.
The little panda... No, a certain panda whose name has just come out of the oven... Xiao Jiuzhe watched someone go berserk while gnawing on an eggshell. It was no different from watching a movie with the audience eating popcorn with a bucket of popcorn in their hands. The difference was that , one side is a human and the other side is a panda.
"Nine folds, it's all my fault. From now on, if you don't get married to Lao Gong because of your frustrating name, don't blame me." After Gu Guyun left violently, he gently touched Xiao Jiuzhe's head, looking Looking at Xiao Jiuzhe's innocent and innocent panda face, with a heartbroken (paralyzed) face, he couldn't help accusing, with a strange gloat in his tone: "It's all the system's fault, if you want to blame, blame him."
"Master, have you been shitting in there for so long?" Mu Yi saw off the moving company's people, but Gu Guyun was nowhere to be seen when he returned to the house, and finally heard his words in a certain bathroom.
Gu Guyun inside stood up silently, turned around, and opened the bathroom door with a slightly gloomy expression.
"Young master, is it because you have an upset stomach or constipation? Otherwise, why did you squat for so long?" Mu Yi asked with a blank expression.
"I, very, good." Gu Guyun said every word.
"Hey! Young master, you haven't flushed the toilet yet!" Mu Yi immediately pinched his nose, refusing to breathe the 'poison' gas he just pulled down.
"Huh?! It doesn't smell..."
Of course, he didn't have bowel movements, constipation, etc.
"So you didn't go to the toilet, master, so here comes the question, what are you doing in the toilet, master?!" Mu Yi moved his nose very seriously, smelling the smell in the air.
"..." Gu Guyun was speechless, turned his head so that Mu Yi could see what was inside, "Here, I just picked up an egg in the toilet."
[! ! ! 】Fucking stupid host, can you stop being so stupid, there is an egg in the empty house that has been hanging for half a year, and there is a panda inside the egg, are you teasing the system, or the housekeeper, you are the housekeeper Does IQ eat x? !
Mu Yi looked at the black and white things inside the eggshell, and frowned, "Master, the color of this mouse is quite special."
【…】
[Ahem... the system has no choice but to popularize knowledge for you, the stupid host.Pandas have been extinct hundreds of years ago, so 99.999% of the people in the Imperial Ball Empire do not know pandas, let alone have seen pandas.However, the host still pays attention, 99.999% of accidental people have a high probability of recognizing the panda. 】
"Well. It's quite special, so special that I just decided to raise it." Gu Guyun nodded in agreement, paused, and continued: "By the way, the little guy is called [-]% off."
"Small [-]% off, say hello." Gu Guyun beckoned to it.
Xiao Jiuzhe calmly took out his small round silver glasses from his hair and put them on, and then, he clearly saw someone standing by the toilet door, a big piece whose jaw was about to fall in surprise, it calmly Say hello.
"squeak--"
Mu Yi: "...Mouse, the mouse is wearing glasses! Master! This must be an illusion..."
Mu Yi clutched his aching forehead, raised his legs and left the bathroom, the back of Xiao Qing clearly indicated that he also wanted to be quiet.
"Master, keep shitting..." After walking a long way, Mu Yi suddenly turned his head and nodded at Gu Guyun, "I won't bother you, Master."
Gu Guyun: "..."
Xiao Jiuzhe hugged the eggshell, with disgust on his face: "Zhi——" Ni is actually going to shit!Silver is going out!
Saying that, Xiao Jiuzhe held the eggshell carefully, twisted and twisted her small body and slowly left the bathroom.
There is only one person who looks up to the sky and sighs: ...
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