[Hokage] Is this what people do? !

A total of four members of the new seventh class of ninja members are gathering head-to-head at this time for a meeting.

The theme of this meeting is not "how to overthrow Kakashi Hatake's dictatorship, ←_←, system" that is popular, but "how to quickly complete the escalating tasks and go home to get rewards with healthy limbs".However, from another point of view, there is no doubt that this meeting can also be regarded as a tentative resistance to Kakashi Hatake, →_→, the rule of the system, and the effect will have to be commented on later .

In this epoch-making meeting, the four participants had a heated discussion on "how to correctly overthrow the junior devil king and how to quickly complete the task of protecting the villagers". Personal views also had fierce collisions here, and the collision came out. The sparks are even more dazzling to the point where sunglasses are needed.On individual issues, several people expressed their opinions and refused to give in. Laiwei couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Could it be that the team spirit that the teachers have been admiring in the legend is actually born from countless quarrels?

It’s okay if you don’t think so, once you think this way, someone’s brain will become more and more open and unstoppable. In the future, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Fourth Hokage and Mrs. Hokage automatically flashed in Kuimi’s mind. (Huh?), Kakashi and brother-sama, who are lifelong good friends, also have their own BGM "あなただけ见つめてる", which is the famous "Only You in My Eyes"...

Sure enough, facts speak louder than words, Lai Wei nodded secretly, the truth of history is educating people again and again, if you want to cultivate feelings, you must start with quarrels decisively!So, Lai Mi decided to leave aside Sasuke and Naruto, who were arguing fiercely over some trivial matter, and let them cultivate team spirit freely in their own way. go!

Although it has been decided to ignore other people's activities to cultivate team spirit, there are still some problems that must be resolved in advance before Kakashi's MP recovers.for example--

Question [-]: Should the members of the new seventh class of ninja go against Kakashi's order and assassinate Kado?

Proof—Representative Haruno Sakura: This is not good, Mr. Kakashi said that we are not allowed to go, we should listen to him, right?After all, he is our guide Jonin, and his experience must be much richer than ours.

Opposition--Representative of Uchiha Raimi: Kakashi's words are meant to be violated, just like the rules.And... no one's rules can bind me, I want to live freely according to my own rules!Sakata Gintoki.

Representative Uchiha Sasuke: (with blue veins) Wait, what happened to the last name? !

Representative Uchiha Raimi: Let me borrow the words of my male god to express my determination to oppose Kakashi's (↑_↑) rule to the death, isn't it okay?

Representative of Uzumaki Naruto: (patching the back of his head and giggling) Although I don’t quite understand the meaning of what Kumi said, Mr. Kakashi may not be right every time, even if I am the fifth generation of Hokage. There are times when mistakes are made.And I can't get used to that scumbag Kaduo for a long time!He would just hide behind others and let others go through life and death for him, isn't it just a few stinky money?Who cares!

Representative Uchiha Sasuke: (Too cool to have no friends) I have no opinion, I just want to sing against Kakashi.

Representative Haruno Sakura: Is it really good to bring your own personal desires into the task?Ah, Sasuke-kun must be right!Well, that must be the case.

Uchiha Raimi represents: ...

Conclusion: (Scissorhands) Ohyeah, big victory for the opposition!

If they want to die, why do they drag others along? Hey!I really don't want to form a group with these self-centered people to fight monsters!Will be played to death by them! ——Sakura in FROM

Question [-]: How to plan the assassination of Cardo in order to achieve the safest, most reasonable, fastest, most convenient and most environmentally friendly? (referred to as the Five Most Assassination Plans)

Representative Uchiha Raimi: (curling lips) What kind of abbreviation is this, it’s not high-end at all.

Representative of Uzumaki Naruto: (A blazing flame appears in the background) I suggest, go directly to Kado’s lair and burn it!

Representative of Haruno Sakura: (hitting with a punch) Naruto, give me a good use of your brain!

Representative Uchiha Raimi: Well, Naruto's words are not useless.First of all, we have to find Kado's hiding place. As the saying goes, there are three caves for the cunning rabbit. I don't know how many caves Kado has filled with milk.

Representative Uchiha Sasuke: One of us can specialize in intelligence gathering.

Representative Haruno Sakura: (love eyes) So who will collect them?

Representative Uchiha Raimi: In view of the fact that the plan is best based on as much information as possible, then, in order to be able to make a plan as soon as possible, it is really necessary to decide on a candidate as soon as possible.However, Naruto can pass directly.

Representative of Naruto Uzumaki: (Shocked) Why, why? !

Representative Uchiha Sasuke: I agree.

Representative Haruno Sakura: Agree +10086

Representative of Naruto Uzumaki: I don’t want you to bully people like this!

Representative Uchiha Raimi: Well, let's go to the woods near the village for the training arranged by Kakashi, and then we can arrange candidates according to the progress of the practice.

Conclusion: Select intelligence collectors as soon as possible. (except Uzumaki Naruto)

After confirming that the next meeting will be held in the morning of the next day, the four members of the new [-]th class shinobi returned to the bedside of their beloved mentor Kakashi, and prepared to listen carefully to his old man's teaching and advice. Entrust.

In order to better confuse the enemy, so that the enemy thinks that he has given up his promising assassination plan, as soon as he entered the door, he pretended to be okay, and sat down in front of Kakashi's bed, which was quite unreasonable to Kaka. In front of other people, he started the cliché that Kakashi would say every time he was knocked down: "Kakashi, can I beg you not to use Sharingan anymore? Even if you don't, you You can also see the future elder brother you see (with his eyes that stay in your eye sockets), you really don’t need to miss him on the premise of hurting your body! If you really feel sorry, then Be nice to me! I won't despise you for being controlled by a dead sister!"

Kakashi was lying on the bed, staring at his dead fish eyes, and lazily replied: "Oh... I only say these words every time, don't you feel tired after saying so many times?"

Lai Wei replied decisively: "No! Unless you immediately transform into a dead girl!"

Kakashi gave Mimi a sideways look, and stopped responding to her unreasonable troubles.He cleared his throat, and said to his three other students: "As for the practice, let's start by controlling Chakra this time."

What he said was too concise and profound, and Naruto couldn't understand it when he heard it. He immediately jumped up and said, "Huh? But don't we all know how to use ninjutsu? We should already know how to control Chakra." right."

Speaking of this, Kakashi immediately showed the appearance that a teacher should have, and answered everyone's questions seriously: "Knowing how to use Chakra and how to control Chakra are two different things, how to use Chakra carefully and how to control Chakra. The output of carat is the same as how to use pocket money carefully and carefully. It is a knowledge that is very particular and very level-testing. It will affect the success of ninjutsu and even the victory or defeat of the entire battle if it is used well. , you must pay special attention to this point."

Sakura couldn't believe Kakashi's words: "I can understand whether it affects the success of ninjutsu, but it can affect the victory or defeat of the battle. This is a bit exaggerated."

"Let me answer this for you." Lai Wei patted his still barren chest, with a look of "I'm good at this", and said: "It's like you and your teammates are playing a game without a substitute. In the basketball game of the team members, no matter how good your skills are, as if you are possessed by Qingfeng Dahui, if you don’t have that physical strength, you can’t play the whole game. Maybe the basketball team can still win without you, but the reality is You are not showing off your skills on the basketball court, but you are on the battlefield, with white knives in and red knives out, fighting for your life! Once you lose your strength, the enemy can easily abuse you a thousand times Hundred times. You probably don't want to be like Kakashi, who can't even fight the whole game, and finally ends up being lifted down due to lack of physical strength or excessive use of MP, right? It's not because of two years Mitsui Shou, who was unable to play all the games during the blank period, no one will take pity on you because of this."

Even Kakashi, whose skin is as thick as the corner of a city wall, cleared his throat with some embarrassment after hearing that Kumi regarded him as a negative lesson: "Kaimi, can you wait until I'm not on the scene?" Tell someone else?"

Lai Wei gave Kakashi a sideways look in disgust, and continued to reveal his brother's wounds to others without feeling distressed: "You have already done even more embarrassing things, and you are still afraid of being gossiped? Anyway, Kakashi Cassie was originally a person who was very good at controlling chakra, but he insisted on copying those advanced ninjutsu with Sharingan, which was extremely energy-consuming for him, so no matter how much MP he had, it was not enough for him to create. You see, when a cheapskate like Kakashi doesn't have enough Chakra, then others should learn how to control their own Chakra."

Naruto scratched his blond hair, and commented: "Although I don't quite understand what a basketball game is, but I do understand the rest."

After hearing Naruto's words, Sasuke curled his lips and said, "Kaimi, don't keep giving unnecessary examples, it will only confuse a fool like Naruto."

Naruto: "Damn it! Sasuke, who are you calling an idiot!" / Kumi: "Hmph! I like it, I'm happy!"

Sasuke didn't continue to talk to these two people, he turned his head to look at Kakashi, and asked in a declarative tone: "What do you want us to do."

"I want to train you to use your body to remember the method of controlling Chakra. Remember, this is a practice that cannot be achieved without risking your life. Are you ready to die?"

Mirai looked at Kakashi speechlessly, thinking that even if this guy was already lying on the hospital bed and couldn't move, his bad taste would only increase instead of decrease.For his bad personality, he must get 32 ​​likes!

"..."

Naruto swallowed in fear, and asked cautiously, "Then what are we going to do?"

"Climb a tree. I will tell you exactly how to do it. She has already completed this death trial under my supervision, and now it is your turn. Go, boys, by the way, Kumi, come back tonight and cook for me." After hearing about climbing the tree, the other three ninjas shot Kakashi contemptuously after hearing about climbing the tree, but the reason why Kakashi is Kakashi , is that no matter how dangerous the surrounding environment is (?), he can turn a blind eye to continue his previous work and find suitable or inappropriate opportunities to prove how shameless he is...

"Kaimi, I also want to eat your cooking, I want to eat... oops!" Naruto's words were interrupted by Sasuke's fist on his head. He covered his wound and said, "Sasuke Why did you hit me!?"

"Humph!"

"..." Young man, Tsundere can't solve the problem!

……

The new head of the school, Uchiha Raimi, began to mobilize her dear students before the training: "If you want to change tomorrow, you must change today. If you want to overthrow the devil, you must start with leveling, comrade Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to start climbing trees."

"Climbing trees? Why do we climb trees? Does climbing trees have anything to do with leveling? We're not gorillas..." Naruto's questioning sound gradually disappeared under the unwarranted stare.

"Climbing trees is a high-end skill that ordinary people can't do. Those who underestimate tree climbing will definitely encounter the malice of the universe when climbing trees. Believe me, this is a heartfelt statement from those who have experienced it. Back then, I barely passed Kakashi's inspection after falling from the tree countless times under the malicious influence of the universe, so I don't know how many times I was secretly laughed at by Kakashi." That is really a dark history that is not glorious, Yuanmu...

"How do you say it?" Sasuke raised his eyebrows, and he looked like he was ready to sit and wait for an answer, and he was really a little handsome.

"It's meaningless to just talk about it, let me show you a demonstration." Then, Lai Wei sank into his dantian (?), gathered chakra on the soles of his feet, and walked up to the tree step by step , and finally, under the surprised gazes of the other three people, he stood upside down on a branch of a tree. In order to do this handsome action, it was absolutely correct that Lai Wei did not wear culottes. "See, if you control the Chakra properly, you can easily climb up. After all, how to gather Chakra to the bottom of your feet is the most difficult thing to do, and doing so can also test how much stamina you have. .Okay, now everyone take out a handful of Kunai, draw a line where you can reach each time, and try to go further next time! Speaking of which, I have practiced this tree climbing exercise for nearly a month Oh, I really want to see if you can master it within a week, come on, boys! I am not a dream to surpass my predecessors!"

As soon as Lai Wei's voice fell, the three people below couldn't wait to act.After hearing the two loud bangs of "Boom" and "Boom", Naruto and Sasuke, the good friends, were out of the game together, and this time Sakura showed her precise grasp of Chakra, I dare not say that her level of precise grasp of Chakra is definitely the best in the new seventh class.

"Sakura is really enviable, jealous and hateful, she did it so quickly, how can we be so hard-working for a month..." Lai Wei wiped away the tears that didn't exist in the corner of his eyes, and pointed at Sakura Exclaimed.

"Hehe, don't say that in the future, people will be embarrassed." As Sakura said, she couldn't help sneaking a peek at Sasuke.

"But it doesn't matter, now I have idiot Naruto and idiot Sasuke with me, I'm not alone at all~"

"Shut up, Kumi!" This time, Sasuke and Naruto yelled at Kumi in a rare tacit understanding, but the tips of their ears that turned red quietly revealed the shyness that was concealed by the two of them.

……

After a day of training, Naruto and Sasuke's bruises did not bring them back their ideal results. Although their tree-climbing skills had improved, the progress was so slight that it was negligible.But it's not bad, these two people are people who can only transform passivity into initiative, so not only did they not feel lost, but their enthusiasm for climbing trees was much higher than at the beginning.

My journey is the big tree in the sky!This was probably the only thought in the minds of the two teenagers at this moment.

When the boys climbed the tree, Lai Mi was not idle, she practiced controlling Chakra by herself, while watching the boys practice, and found the most suitable person to be an intelligence collector during this watching .

That's right, Haruno Sakura with full tree climbing skills.

So, the next day, while the other two were still busy practicing, Lai Wei shared his thoughts with Sakura, but the answer Lai Wei received was——

"What? Ask me to collect information? I, I definitely can't do it, I, I have never done this before, I don't know what to do..."

Seeing that Sakura was waving her hands in such a hurry, Lai Wei suddenly felt a little funny: "But now, you are the only one who has mastered the skill of climbing trees. Look at the two of them, they are going up one centimeter by one centimeter. Come on, it looks like I won’t be able to succeed today.”

"No, Sasuke is so smart, he must be able to learn it quickly, how about... let's wait until Sasuke has learned it?" Sakura still couldn't believe that she was qualified for the job of collecting information, so she waved her hands and continued to evade.

"Sasuke is not suitable. You can see that he has a straight face all day long. Although he looks good, he can only play tricks on his face control. Others who don't have the attribute of face control will not follow him. .Sakura, you look cute, and you have a good mouth. You are the most suitable for the work of telling people. As for collecting information, in fact, you only need to chat with the people in the village. Just go around the village, the bridge, Caddo and other related people, it's easy, isn't it?"

Sakura still couldn't believe it: "Is that really all? Just chat with people?"

"Yes, as long as you can bring us back the news you got after chatting with others. If you don't believe me, please look at my sincere eyes! (⊙o⊙)" Said, Lai Mi looked at Sakura sincerely, In an attempt to impress the other party.

Kozakura couldn't do anything about it being watched by Raimi, so she could only try to say, "Well, well, I'll give it a try."

"Yeah! Come on, Sakura!"

The author has something to say: Happy New Year 2014! ! The first day of 2014 I started in codewords, I was moved by myself (beaten!)

Zhu everyone manyhappyreturnsin2014! !Well, the reason why I want to use this English sentence is to remind myself that Sherlock, the detective who will return tomorrow...