[Hokage] Is this what people do? !

One, the question of eating

Regarding the issue of eating, the seemingly virtuous Kakashi can't cook, and Lai Mi feels that he has been ruthlessly played by the malice of the universe.Obviously, the previous setting was still a good man at home wearing a bear apron who didn't feel unsuitable at all. Why did he suddenly change his job to Sister Miao, who is like a devil in cooking?He is obviously a silver-headed guy, and he can't feed loli or make persimmons, so he has opened up the distance between him and the other two popular silver-headed characters. If this continues, where is the dignity of the senior silver-headed guy?

In fact, when it comes to cooking, little angel Sasuke is not very good at cooking other dishes except rice with eggs and scrambled eggs with tomato.But the food cooked by the little angel is a bit monotonous, and it’s not like I haven’t complained in my heart, “Eating eggs and rice every day, is this the rhythm of extinction of chickens?”, but at least the egg and rice Food without technical content still has the basic function of filling the stomach.

But Kakashi's cooking... Once he recalled the taste, Kuimi always had the feeling that he was about to lose his memory.

If it had been made any worse, it would have made Lai Wei feel that she must be squatting in some unknown factory to produce JUSTWE now! (Note 1)

The taste of food is not the most inhumane. The most inhumane thing about Hatake Kakashi is that, as a genius who loves to learn and is willing to work hard for it, Hatake Kakashi has never had " Words such as give up lightly.So, after experiencing countless human experiments that were painful but Kakashi never got tired of it, Laimi couldn't help but say her innermost thoughts at the dinner table: "Brother Kakashi, if you want to continue punishing me, you Come straight on, fine kneeling on the washboard, not giving me food, it doesn’t matter even if it’s whipping or something like PLAY, as long as you understand that this is punishment for me after I made a mistake, please don’t play tricks Is it good?!"

Kakashi was taken aback after hearing what Kumi said. He frowned slightly, swallowed the food in his mouth, and said, "...Kaimi, don't you think today's food is better than yesterday's?"

"No! No progress at all!" Although according to the initial thinking, Lai Mi should say something like "Yeah, it's much more delicious than yesterday's [beep——], keep working hard" to mobilize others' enthusiasm Words, so that Kakashi has always had an extraordinary enthusiasm for cooking, and he was able to live a good life of "clothes, hands, food, mouth".But this meal is really not something that ordinary people can eat. The human experiment that lasted for N days has already made Lai Wei on the verge of going crazy.

"This really hurts people."

Kakashi's face was brightly disappointed, which didn't match his handsome face that didn't show easily at all.Hmph, Kuimi won't feel pity for him because he is much handsomer than others: "Kakashi, you give up, you really don't have the talent in this area! Kishimoto is good enough for you, you just Only by embracing your other aspects can you live a good life, I believe that even if the food you cook is as bad as [beep——], you can still find someone who is willing to tolerate you!"

"..."

After this incident, the basic model of "Uchiha cooks and Kakashi washes dishes" of the Hatake family was finally established. I believe that under the rhetoric of Mirai, Comrade Hatake Kakashi will find that he is quite good at washing dishes one day. Talented.

Second, the issue of sleep

Regarding sleep, we discussed a long time ago that traumatic stress disorder can negatively affect sleep quality.Now, Laiwei has finally got rid of the severe secondary illness that affects his IQ, but the quality of sleep still needs to be improved.

Finally one night, when the logical Laiwei was rolling around on the bed, it occurred to him that he was idle anyway, so he might as well just go out for a walk.So Laiwei thought about it again, and really thought of a wonderful way for her——

If you use the Ninja Inevitability (←_←) jutsu correctly and cleverly, then you probably won’t be discovered by Kakashi who came to round the room in the middle of the night. If your luck is really bad, unfortunately If it is discovered, Kumi can still use the affectionate excuse of "I don't forget to practice even when I sleep, all this is to surpass you!" to arouse Kakashi's nostalgia for his brother.

The more Lai Wei thought about it, the more he became more energetic, and he began to sigh in his heart alone: ​​Oh, I am such a smart and good boy!

Action is worse than heartbeat, Laiwei immediately separated her avatar (→_→), and after telling her to sleep well and not cause trouble, Laiwei jumped out of the window, and the landing was naturally perfect.

In the middle of the night, there is naturally nothing to do in the village, but it seems that I heard a voice not far away: "1887,1888, 2000, do [-] one-handed push-ups, and I will go home and sleep!", it seems that this It's not interesting for a small village.Then Laiwei turned around and turned back home.Well, it was transferred back to the Uchiha station.

Ever since the genocide incident happened, the Uchiha resident at night is always very gloomy and frightening.Lai Wei tried hard to force himself not to think about that night, and then unconsciously walked to the door of his house.Laiwei thought with a sullen face: Since they are all here, if they don't go in and have a look, they will always look not brave enough, so they went into their home and sat for a while.

Sitting and sitting, Lai Wei suddenly mustered up courage, and she decided to clean up all the blood stains on the ground by herself.I really can't stand it anymore, whether it's the self who can't see the future or the self who doesn't want to think about the past.Let’s start with the most basic ones, and finish the things you didn’t dare to do in the past.

After Lai Wei cleaned up the blood stains, she also cleaned up the dust that fell from the house.After surviving in a hurry, Laiwei finally felt a little sleepy.She thought she had come here anyway, so she stopped by to see if Sasuke had slept soundly.

Angel Sasuke, who also suffers from traumatic stress disorder, is naturally not a person who can sleep soundly, not to mention that the recent development has directly led to the situation where he is alone, which is not conducive to the healthy growth of the second-year teenager.

However, the dishonesty of the little angel Sasuke is manifested in the fact that he is prone to nightmares while sleeping, which is fundamentally different from someone who runs out when he can't fall asleep.

So, when Kuimi entered Sasuke's bedroom through the open window, what he saw was the little angel who was frowning in his sleep.

Lai Wei tiptoed to the head of Sasuke's bed, resisting the urge to wake him up while kneeling and sitting beside his bed.Since Raimi was taken care of by Kakashi (hey!), Sasuke didn't like to talk to Raimi anymore. Although Raimi wanted to learn from Naruto humbly how to be ashamed, but he didn't have the talent in this area , Therefore, in the future, Sasuke can only let Sasuke become more and more cool day by day, so that he has no friends.

Boys of this age are so uncute!

While complaining in his heart, Laimi covered him with the quilt kicked away by Sasuke himself—this guy not only gets angry when he wakes up, but also has a bad sleeping appearance, and his personality is also good and bad, hmph, from now on he will definitely Can't get married!

Mirai counted Sasuke's poor performance recently, but his eyelids gradually sank. Could counting this have the same function as counting sheep?

Subsequent facts have given Lai Mi an absolutely powerful answer to this question.She lay prone in front of Sasuke's bed and slept until dawn, and then her voyeurism was naturally caught by the voyeur.

When she woke up, the person who greeted Laiwei said coldly, "Why are you here?", the heart of Laiwei's girl almost broke.

However, Kumi didn't have this Konoha time to be heartbroken, she wiped the saliva from her mouth due to the wrong sleeping position, ignored the numbness of her legs and feet, and didn't talk to Sasuke, she directly used her body to run back.

(crossed out) Laiwei fell asleep again and others ran away. (Strike out) #人官事! #

Mirai was very lucky, she narrowly returned to her bedroom before Kakashi knocked on the door to wake her up, she quickly released her avatar (↑_↑) and began to change her clothes.

When Kumi came out of his bedroom fully dressed, Kakashi was sitting at the dining table reading a newspaper in a very incongruous way-this guy can pretend, he has never seen his little one in front of Kuimi. Huang Shu, who obviously kept it in his ninja bag all the time: "Oh, Lai Wei looks good today."

Laimi immediately said dog-leggedly: "Thanks to Brother Kakashi, I had a good night's sleep."

Kakashi raised his eyebrows, but he didn't mean to complain about the future: "I warmed up milk for you, go drink it quickly."

"it is good!"

After breakfast, Laiwei went to school with the awareness that "little angels will get angry at the cliff", but nothing happened.So, when Kumi couldn't sleep again and went to the little angel Sasuke, it seemed that the little angel who had been waiting for her to come really got angry.

"Uchiha Kumi, what do you mean!?"

Laiwei said in a vague way: "It's not very interesting, I just couldn't sleep and came to visit you."

Sasuke looked at Kumi suspiciously, and asked, "Who allowed you to come? Does Kakashi Hatake ignore you?"

"He's in charge, but who made me a smart boy?"

Sasuke frowned, looking at the smug Kumi at this time, he suddenly felt that the current Kumi seemed to be slowly returning to the past.He was a little happy for Laiwei, but what was more, was the loss and loneliness left behind by Laiwei: "Laiwei, have you forgotten all of that? Don't you want to be with me... Revenge together?"

Like his big cousin, Lai Mi poked Sasuke's forehead with his hand, and said with a smile, "Idiot! If I can forget all those things, why would I come to you at this time?"

(Strike out) Thus, Uchiha Raimi's life of running away after sleeping every day officially kicked off. (cross out)

The author has something to say: Note 1, the stalk of losing memory after eating dark food and then running to do JUSTWE comes from Gintama. Similarly, one of the silver-haired hairs mentioned before is Yinsang, and the other is Yinsang in Death

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