[Hokage] Is this what people do? !

In the eyes of ordinary people, "live beyond the age of 16" as a dream is already very shabby, but if you want to compare this shabby dream with the control group's "I want to become a big Hokage"... ...This is like comparing short, poor and ugly with tall, rich and handsome. Besides being abused to become scum, is there any other possibility?

Iruka, who has been in the ninja world for many years, may be able to understand the helplessness in this dream. Even if he simply attributes the reason to coming, whether he is afraid of death or pain, or because he really wants to be a ninja, it is still better than others. After war and blood, children who only regard ninja as a glamorous identity that can be used to show off the capital of picking up girls (?) are stronger.

Among the children present, perhaps only the genius Shikamaru, who is yawning with his chin at the moment, can somewhat guess the meaning of Kumi, but with Shikamaru's character, even if he knows, he won't explain it to others .Explaining is a lot of trouble, and he hates trouble.

But other children are completely different, especially those who are acquainted with Laimi. Naturally, they are the most aware of her bad personality that likes to fool people with words.Therefore, the impatient Naruto was the first to yell: "What, Kumi, this is not a dream, and you are using words to perfuse us again!"

This is the retribution Lai Weilao got for liking to fool people!Look, after finally telling the truth once, the teenagers are still unwilling to believe her. Is this still a human thing?

The little angel Sasuke calmed down a lot this time, because he, who is innocent by nature, has already imagined a bitter story about the brother-sister relationship that deeply touches the world.Kuimi's elder brother died on the battlefield for Konoha when he was a teenager, and that happened before Kuimi was born.In the future, he has never had the opportunity to see his elder brother in person, let alone act coquettishly and playfully with his elder brother.For Lai Mi, my brother may always be the one who looks at her with a smile in the photo. What kind of person is my brother, what do you like to do to pass the time, do you have any strange oral habits when you talk, will you talk to yourself? Also seeing pudding makes her unable to walk, and she can only know these things through her parents' retelling.

Laiwei must be feeling very sad for her brother's early death. Seeing her parents have been grieving for her brother's death, she certainly doesn't want her parents to be sad for her own death one day.

The little angel Sasuke, who was very moved by his brain power, decided that he would no longer force Lai Mi to call her brother, "In Lai Mi's heart, Obito must be the only one who is qualified to be her brother, and she only wants to Call Obito Brother!"The little angel was so self-absorbed that he completely forgot that Kumi called Kakashi "brother" just before.Tsk tsk, such a cute little angel must be a boy!

The little angel Sasuke reached out and grabbed Mii's hand and held it tightly. When Mii turned to look at him because of surprise, he nodded solemnly at her and conveyed to her with his eyes and expressions, "I will always protect you." Focusing on you" central idea.

There is a black line in the future, what is Sasuke little angel playing again?Even Lai Mi would blush, shy and embarrassed under such a sincere gaze!If Lai could not read the emotional entanglement that little angel Sasuke made up between her and her own brother at this time, she would definitely say, "I bought a watch last year, who wants to have any emotional entanglements with that kind of person, grandma?" legs".

It's a pity that she doesn't know how to read minds in the future, so she just smiled at the little angel Sasuke, and then turned her gaze back to Iruka.

However, the remarks about Kumi wanting to marry the fourth generation (huh?) unexpectedly did not arouse any controversy.Except for Iruka, everyone present here only has the impression of the Fourth Hokage on the Hokage Rock, which does not capture the essence of the fourth generation of statues and the heroic deeds of saving the entire village under the claws of the evil Nine Tails.Although the children have never had the chance to see the astonishing Fourth Hokage, compared to the dream of "living over 16", everyone still understands how a little girl wants to marry a hero. There is always no shortage of heroes. People like it, don't they?

Unfortunately, everyone got the point wrong again.Alas, young man, he still has too little life experience and lack of hardships. I don't know that apart from the almighty Brother Kong Fang, the most important thing to find a partner is to look at face. (Hello!)

Afterwards, the self-introduction session did not proceed smoothly, because not a while after Lai Mi finished introducing himself, when Akimichi Choji introduced himself, a cannon fodder sitting not far from him unexpectedly rushed at him without fear of death. He uttered the forbidden words of death.As a result, a good self-introduction turned into a violent fight—in fact, a unilateral beating seems to be more in line with the actual situation. If you don’t believe the situation, the panda eyes on the cannon fodder’s face.

Unexpectedly, the plump and round Akimichi Choji was actually very agile at this time. Before anyone could react, he had already rushed forward and gave the cannon fodder a fat beating. In the end, it was Iruka who went up Pulled people away.But in view of the cannon fodder's own death, Iruka could only criticize Ding a few times symbolically, but he didn't dare to say it seriously, because fat people also have dignity, and this incident just proved that at this point.

Today, as the first day of school, there are no formal courses arranged. The main thing is to let everyone get to know each other first, and by the way, to popularize the ninja, the most promising profession in history.But everyone seems to be excited about learning how to use Chakra soon, so few people are listening carefully to Iruka's warning words.

So, when Iruka said that school is over today, and that he will officially enter the theory class tomorrow, the students who met him on the first day made various complaints full of disappointment in an unusually tacit manner: "Hey, what is theory?" Lesson?" "Shouldn't you learn to use chakra first?" "You can also learn shuriken and kunai! What's the use of theory lessons!"

At this time, only a good old man like Iruka (good man card GET! Existing props: good man card X3) will explain with a smile: "Everything has to be done step by step, how can I become a fat man by eating it in one bite. Theory class You will understand the importance of playing one day. Well, go home early after school, don’t play too late and worry your parents!”

"I thought I could start learning shuriken tomorrow. What kind of theory is it? I was so excited that I couldn't sleep yesterday." After Iruka left, Naruto packed his schoolbag and pointed at Sasuke The little angel and Lai Wei complained.

The little angel Sasuke didn't say anything to express his approval after hearing this, but look at his expression, when only the three of them are present, this guy's complaints will definitely not be less than Naruto's.

Lai Wei, who has learning experience in Tianchao, didn't have any special thoughts on this arrangement. She yawned and said lightly: "If you have time to complain, why not start practicing yourself first."

After hearing Lai Mi's complaints, Naruto immediately came to his senses: "It makes sense! Lai Mi, you are amazing! How did you think of it?"

This is considered powerful, Naruto, how good are you at fooling around!The little angel Sasuke gave Naruto a disgusted look, and just as he was about to complain about him, someone behind him said, "Sasuke-kun, hello..."

When the few of them turned their heads, wow!They were actually surrounded by girls in the class!Laiwei immediately regained his energy, and began to watch the play with the mood of a spectator.

Seeing such a development, the little angel Sasuke was quite calm. After all, it is easy to attract one or two shotacons with his bun face.Not bragging, the little angel Sasuke has always been loved by the strange aunt, and sometimes the strange uncle sighs to him, "Primary school students are really great" (Note 1).Therefore, for the little angel Sasuke, the current situation can actually be said to be unexpected but reasonable.

But Lai Mi didn't see it that way, she really didn't expect the little angel Sasuke to learn to seduce (?) little girls without a teacher at a young age.Looking at my calm appearance now, in another 20 years, the male god Takasugi Shinsuke will be reincarnated (where?).Look at Naruto again, alas, such a child cannot be taught.

For some reason, Naruto, a pure passer-by who had nothing to do with the incident, blushed first.Over the years, the girls who have been around Naruto have one and only one future, so the fact that he was suddenly surrounded by girls (although it was only a joint relationship) gave Naruto a feeling of "happiness came too suddenly" illusion.

At this moment, seeing the little angel Sasuke turned his head, the girls started scrambling to introduce themselves.

Naruto thought that it was because of his highest dream that he attracted many girls. After he took the initiative to go up to him but was ignored N times, he realized that he was acting as a pure passerby, and he was immediately disheartened. .The reality is so cruel, and Naruto, who was completely hurt by the reality, can only hold his fragile heart and beg for comfort to the only female compatriot who is willing to talk to him.

As a result, Lai Wei made it clear that he only likes to watch dramas and doesn't like to comfort others: "Isn't this normal? If there is anything about Sasuke that is the most lovable, it must be his face, ah, yes, and The sound, I personally prefer the sound."

...It's really hurtful!Naruto looked at Raimi with teary eyes, and said, "Then they ignore me because my face is not as good as Sasuke's? Hmph! Men speak with their fists, not their faces!!"

"Only people who have no face to rely on will say that." Naruto, who was stabbed by his own people, froze immediately, and Lai Wei, who was still a little sympathetic, stretched out his hand to hook Naruto's neck, and said to him earnestly, "Naruto, remember, the thing that can increase your charm the most in this world is the Hokage cloak. In order to be able to marry a wife, you must work hard for Hokage! Wait until you put on the Hokage cloak One day, thousands of girls will aim to overthrow you and launch a love offensive against you! Although it is impossible for you to be better than the fourth generation, but! At that time, you were definitely stronger than Sasuke! At that time, you can casually satirize Sasuke as a little boy who relies on his face to make a living!"

"Raimi! Who lives on face!" Surrounded by little girls, the little angel Sasuke still didn't forget to eavesdrop on other people's conversations.

Laiwei smacked his lips, and was about to answer the little angel's words, criticizing him, "Those who have a face to rely on should cool off, don't you see that people who have no face to rely on are almost desperate for life?" But she just happened to I saw Hinata Hinata who was alone.Everyone else was coming to Sasuke's side, and she was the only one walking out of the classroom. Her back was so thin, it made people feel distressed.Lai Mi immediately picked up her little pink schoolbag, pulled Naruto and ran towards Hinata, leaving little angel Sasuke alone among the wolves.

Suddenly being dragged away by someone, Naruto almost tripped over with his left foot and his right foot, and fell to the ground. Fortunately, he was pulled by Lai Mi, and his own reflexes were also very good, so he narrowly escaped the catastrophe—— Being thrown and disfigured is no joke!Naruto, who escaped unharmed, immediately yelled loudly: "Kuimi, what are you doing, you are not waiting for Sasuke?!"

Kuimi didn't have time to answer Naruto's question, and seeing that she was about to catch up with Hinata, she hurriedly called out, "Hey, Hinata-san!"

Hinata's body froze, and she turned around in fear, and as soon as she turned around, she saw Raimi standing in front of her smiling and looking at her, and Naruto with a curious expression on his face. "H-Hello, Uchiha-san, and Uzumaki-san."

Although Naruto didn't know why Lai Mi suddenly brought him to stop Hinata, but for him, as long as he could make friends, that would be the best thing.Therefore, when Naruto found that Hinata was not full of malice towards him like others, he greeted Hinata loudly with his Uzumaki Naruto-style heartless smile: "Just call me Naruto !" As a result, he realized that he didn't know the other person's name in the middle of speaking, so he stretched out his hand to scratch his golden hair, and asked embarrassingly, "Well, I don't know what your name is yet. .”

Hinata was dazzled by Naruto's too bright smile, she hurriedly lowered her head, and timidly replied: "Hinata Hinata."

"What? I didn't hear it." Naruto's loud voice made Hinata lower his head in fright, but he didn't realize that he had scared others at all.

"I, I..." Hinata muttered for a long time before she could say the second word, and Naruto, who was always impatient, didn't rush her this time.Then, Hinata didn't know what he thought of, suddenly gritted his teeth, raised his head, and said, "Hinata Hinata, my name is Hinata Hinata."

"Oh! Hello, Hinata!"