[Hokage] Is this what people do? !

The people of the Uchiha family all have more or less stubborn character settings. Once they decide on something, they will not change it easily. Blindly filling up all kinds of spiritual developments in my heart, but unwilling to accept other explanations, let alone communicate with others, even if that "other" is my good friend.

And as Uchiha Sasuke (?) who will survive under the name "Theboywholived" in the future, he is not at all ashamed of the character settings left by his ancestors. From the age when he has not replaced his deciduous teeth, he has He has "awakened" his "talent" in this area, which is much more competitive than his elder brother in the future (hey!). (Note 1)

Chie, who is also surnamed Uchiha and knows this dead-brained brother (and also a dead-brained guy of about the same level) very quickly gave up on the stupid idea of ​​convincing Sasuke the little angel, let him make up for it, as long as the newcomer It's good for the little girl to explain clearly.

Therefore, the original plan was to coax the little angel Sasuke to change her mind, and Lai Mi immediately changed her original intention. She took out a small bench and took out melon seeds from the four-dimensional pocket (?) and kowtowed while listening to Miss Qianzhi's talk about that. Thing of the past.

Miss Qianzhi's first sentence was to clarify her relationship with her eldest cousin.She's not Big Cousin's lover -- at least not yet.Laimi looked at Miss Qianzhi's reddish cheeks and came to the above conclusion.

Miss Qianzhi and her big cousin have an old friendship since they wore open crotch pants. That is the true meaning of "Lang rides a bamboo horse to make green plums around the bed." The kind of half-hearted childhood sweetheart between Naruto and Naruto.Because the two families lived close to each other, and the two brats at the time had no brothers or sisters to tease or be teased by themselves, naturally, the two hooked up (?) quickly and got together, and then it was like flypaper and Like flies, inseparable (dirt!).

When Miss Chie and her eldest cousin finally sewed their crotch, and were having fun all over the floor, they met Shisui Uchiha, who was a few years older than themselves and lived next door.The three of them are all lively and restless ages, plus there is Zhishui who is afraid of chaos in the world as their eldest brother. You can guess some situations without going into details.In short, during that period, the flowers, plants, cats and dogs around Uchiha's residence were terribly harmed by them.

For Miss Qianzhi, this period was the best time of her life.However, this beautiful period became a memory after someone was born.The above is Laiwei's brain supplement based on Ms. Qianzhi's narration, and does not represent Ms. Qianzhi's real thoughts. Any similarity is purely due to fate.

It can be said that before the age of five, Miss Qianzhi and her eldest cousin were always inseparable. To put it in a word that affected the mood of the onlookers, both of them were so good that they were too fat to wear a pair of trousers.However, the good times didn't last long. After the little angel Sasuke was born, the big cousin immediately moved on with "weak will" (?). Wandering around, even the naughty trickster who had just appeared before was strangled in the cradle by himself.

etc!Laiwei interrupted Miss Qianzhi's memory by making a sound in time.has a problem!With a serious face, Lai Wei pointedly pointed out the doubts of the problem-what is the so-called "naughty trickster who just appeared"?How could that kind of boy with facial paralysis, which is called pity words like gold to put it nicely, but can't make a fart with a stick, how could there be mischievous moments?Let him Uchiha Itachi be naughty, it's better to let that character flirt with the little girl!This fact is too horrifying to accept!relative!

Unlike the little angel Sasuke who was filled with indignation after hearing the words of the future, Miss Chie smiled very nostalgic. She said: Itachi Uchiha, who is unique in the sky and the world, also had such a cute childhood. .

Back then, the "criminal" process of the "Three Musketeers" was always the boss Zhishui said to the two younger brothers, anyway, let's do some bad things when we are idle, and then the younger brother No. 1, Qianzhi, was the first to respond and said Seriously, the younger brother No. 2 Uchiha Itachi said that he didn't care what to do, and he just followed the boss to the east.But because Miss Qianzhi has a clumsy character setting, and Zhishui likes to think that what happens is what happens, so every time the big cousin is forced to "wipe their butts" for them.

The whole "crime" process is so simple and effective, and cooperates tacitly.However, since the little angel Sasuke came out halfway, the big cousin didn't have time to "wipe their butts" for them.

The "Three Musketeers" began to change themselves either forcedly or actively because of the birth of a kid.

The eldest cousin who was not so facially paralyzed or even a little lively, began to force himself to change his previous slightly impetuous personality from the day he found out that his brother-in-law attributes were awakened due to the birth of his younger brother.In his dreams, he wanted his stable and reliable big brother image to be rooted in the heart of the little angel Sasuke forever. For this nonsensical goal, the big cousin started to run all the way on the road of facial paralysis, and vowed to run through this road. .

Uchiha Shisui, who likes to cause trouble and fears that the world will not be chaotic, was sent by his father to a ninja school for "reform" not long after the little angel Sasuke was born.Since entering the ninja school, Uchiha Shisui has lived up to his father's expectations, firmly remembering his father's teachings about "reform well and be a man again", and study hard every day.Through his long-term hard work, Zhishui boy with excellent grades has received many praises and praises from all sides. At this time, he has completely lost the shadow of the naughty boy in the past.However, Miss Qianzhi and her cousin are excluded.

And the story of Miss Chie was completed by Uchiha Shisui who just entered the door. "Don't look at Qianzhi's virtuous and virtuous appearance now. In fact, it is an illusion. She used to be a stupid tomboy, and she was the one who did the most bad things. Ever since there was no Itachi to follow her to help her clean up the mess, She just started to learn how to be good, you little devils, don't be fooled by her appearance! Back then, Chie lied to Itachi, saying that normal people don't have penises, and she said it in a decent way. Scared Itachi and hid back home, for fear of being caught for experimentation."

(⊙o⊙) Oh!Heroine, heroine!Laiwei looked at Miss Qianzhi with admiration, but at this moment, Miss Qianzhi was embarrassed and blushed.Lai Wei was even more shocked, she couldn't connect the shy girl in front of her with the heroine in Zhishuikou at all!Is this really a person?

Laiwei couldn't help looking at Zhishui again. At this time, Zhishui was putting on a cheap expression, smiling at Miss Qianzhi, while the big cousin who walked in slowly behind Zhishui, but He didn't care at all that his tall image was ruined by his good friends, he just started to reveal Qi Zhishui's dark history with a blank face: "Who was crying to find his father?"

Comrade Uchiha Shisui, the gold medal member of the guard who is the most serious in front of outsiders, actually got furious because of a sentence from his big cousin: "The person who was kicked by Chieda's pussy leg at that time was not you. If you have the guts, try it." Ah! Let me see if you cry or not!"

"I don't engage in pointless disputes."

Now Lai Wei vaguely guessed why so many people like to be paralyzed in face, because the lethality of "facial paralysis plus sarcasm" is really too high! "Damn! Uchiha Itachi! Why are you pretending to be serious in front of us now! You were as useless as your younger brother when you were young, pitifully pulling my sleeve and begging me to play with you!"

As soon as everything involves the little angel Sasuke, the big cousin will become different. Miss Qianzhi knows this kind of thing best.So she hurried to become a peacemaker before her big cousin changed his face. "There's no need to have such a conversation in front of Sasuke and Kumi, right, Itachi?"

Laiwei, who was so excited to watch, immediately got anxious after hearing this: Don't, Miss Qianzhi, this kind of conversation is most suitable for me to have in front of me. Black history or something, especially the black history of the big cousin, is the most interesting, okay? !