[Hokage] Is this what people do? !

Uchiha Laimi discovered (cross out) the obvious (cross out) truth in the fourth year after her time travel—this article is not the original time-traveling farming article that happened in District 11 as she imagined before, but It's a fanfiction with no future.No, no, in Uchiha's view, just using the attributive "no future" is not enough to explain that the background selected in this article has been so miserable that "the one who hears it is sad and the one who listens to tears". It is said that the recent story of Hokage is as violent as the first machine, which makes people complain, so let's talk about the surname she is wearing now!

What is the most famous Uchiha as Naruto's famous product?

Bracket one, rabbit eyes.The serious intermarriage of close relatives in the family has led to a rising risk of rabbit eye genetic diseases!Although Rabbit Eye is suspected to be a cheat, but there is a big bug that will blind you if you open it too much. This kind of cheat is not purely looking for tricks!Bracket two, secondary disease.From the ancestors, the psychology of the Uchiha clan has been stuck in the summer of the second year of middle school!The third bracket, which is also the most worrying thing for Lai Wei, is the inhumane extermination of the genocide.If the future girl unfortunately lived in the same era as Akatsuki Suzaku, then everyone would understand what happened next.What's even more unfortunate is that this matter was also confirmed by the girl from Laiwei.

If it wasn't for the fact that she didn't know the evil wind today and brought the legendary genius cousin who was five years older than herself into the house, she would continue to live in the original time-traveling Tanada text according to the growth pattern of Uchiha Raimi. Never wake up from a dream.

However, this kind of thing can't be completely blamed on Laiwei. After all, the type of time travel belongs to fetal wear, and when she opened her eyes, she heard birdsong that she couldn't understand at all. If you are really an ordinary baby, start to learn It's easier said than done.The point is that she is a non-secondary girl (←_←) whose brain has been brainwashed by Simplified Chinese and Chinese English for many years. If she wants to take a gap in her bigger brain to learn a third language, that is simply It took her life!

In the end, the failure to learn Japanese killed her, but almost earned her the false name of "this kid has a mental illness".Uchiha Raimi, who has a good face and dare not speak easily, officially broke through all the obstacles in oral communication after she was two and a half years old. This is also thanks to the careful care and unconditional care of her old mother. Connivance, otherwise, with her character, it is really possible to develop autism.

As for the fact that Lai Mi could not deduce the background of the story from her surname, she blamed the original author, Mr. Kishimoto, for such a low-level mistake.Uchiha Raimi said without shame, who told Kishimoto-sensei to play something special? It is obviously a manga with a Japanese background. It would be great if he honestly used Chinese characters to name the characters. Secondly, it is also convenient for the Tianchao subtitle group to translate.As a result, he used hiragana and katakana to name people, really, how uneducated!This directly led to the fact that Raimi, who never looked at raw meat, had no idea that "うちは" was the legendary "Uchiha".

Cut, what Uchiha, Hong Kong is also translated as inner wheel!

The lack of education is only the first reason, and the second reason is because of their family's social problems.

Parents in this life in the future do not like to interact with others because they have experienced the pain of bereavement not long ago, especially mothers, who stay at home every day and always follow behind their daughters, for fear that they will die if they drink water. Choked to death.

And the big cousin who suddenly appeared this time is the first strange face Laiwei has seen at home in the past four years.But if you look at it from the perspective of never, the big cousin can't be regarded as a stranger. After all, the first love of many girls in the legend, Uchiha Itachi, the second bitter man (?) of Hokage, she can still recognize it no matter how blind she is.

Although I have seen the flat-screen version, I have never seen the 3D live-action version, so Lai Wei held the unhealthy idea of ​​"one look and one less", and stared fiercely at her big cousin's bunny face that hadn't opened yet. Looking at it, he praised in his heart: the legendary Master Suzaku of Akatsuki is indeed a tall, rich and handsome young man, and his small appearance looks very Zhou Zheng.

The nympho was only in the middle of committing a crime, and Kumi suddenly realized: I am also a Uchiha now, so this dog-like brat in front of me (changing so fast!) is very likely to have blind eyes in the not-too-distant future. Killed her whole family without blinking!

Yay bah!Who is not good to wear Uchiha, people do things!

Lai Wei looked at her big cousin with fierce eyes immediately, the eyes were unusually imposing, but if they were placed on a four-year-old kid, this aura would be greatly reduced.

What Lai Wei didn't know was that while she was busy looking at her big cousin, her big cousin was also looking at her quietly.

"It looks younger than Sasuke, and it's teary before bullying. Girls are really troublesome. It's great that Sasuke is a younger brother. I can bully him vigorously in the future without worrying that he will cry. His nose is black. Although he still cries now, it’s really embarrassing, he must let Sasuke practice more.” The above is the inner narration of the bad brother, but it does not rule out that there are elements of artistic processing in it .

On the night when the eldest cousin appeared, Laiwei's father suddenly said that he wanted to go for a walk to eat and disappear for a long time.More than two hours later, the pale-faced and frowning father slowly walked home.

Standing at the door of the porch with his mother to welcome his father's Lai Mi, he also frowned after seeing his father's expression.She had never seen such a father before. At this time, his whole body exuded negative energy, and he was not at all like the usual easy-going old man.Seeing the big cousin who suddenly appeared, and comparing her father's expression at this time, she could guess without having to ask, the two hours when her father disappeared was telling Laiwei unabashedly that our family was planning to I have joined the justice teacher who overthrew Konoha's evil rule. In three to five years, our family can also wash and sleep with the justice teacher!But don't be afraid, the murderer is one of our own, and the strike must be quick and ruthless, "Has it started? It's over!" This is the desired effect.

It's a pity that not only Lai Mi was the one who noticed his father's abnormality, but Lai Mi's mother also noticed something was wrong with his father at the first glance.Before Laiwei had time to use her usual coquettish method to get some information from her father, Laiwei's mother quickly pulled Wei's hand and prepared to coax her to sleep. I don't know if it is because she has too good eyesight Still too blind.

Although it's true that Lai Wei likes to sleep very much, even though it's time for Lai Wei to sleep now, the most important thing is that she is not sleepy at all!Let alone being sleepy, the present future is more sober than ever before!

Ever since Laiwei defined her big cousin as a first-level alert enemy, she has been thinking about how to get their family out of his clutches.Now that she has found herself unlucky enough to become a Uchiha, Lai has not decided, so that the family can have a future, she must figure out how far the rebellion has gone.It's impossible for her small arms and legs to move the plot, but she can always persuade her parents to leave before her big cousin wipes out the family for righteousness!However, leaving Konoha, the outside world is also dangerous. What should I do to survive in this troubled world?

However, the pressure suddenly increased!Damn it, I'm still sleeping. If I really want to sleep, I can sleep until the big cousin kills me and become immortal!Flip the table!

Under the weight of reality, Lai Wei decides to eavesdrop.She first pretended that she was asleep so as to trick her mother into leaving, and then after confirming that the "enemy" had left and would not come back for the time being, she quickly crawled out of the bed she had just warmed up.

Laiwei tiptoed to the door of his parents' bedroom, squatted down, gently opened a small crack, and looked inside through the crack while pricking up his ears.

In the indistinct conversation, Laiwei learned that her parents were talking about her brother who died young. In Laiwei's eyes, the parents, who had always been honest and honest ordinary people, were discussing the central topic "Where is the elder brother?" I sacrificed for Konoha, and now our family follows the patriarch to oppose Konoha's evil rule, is it really okay?" An extremely heated discussion started.

Before the parents rarely talked about this brother who had never met in front of Laiwei, it seemed that they didn't want to hurt the scene, so they didn't even see the picture of brother Zhang at home, only a small ranking was enshrined in the parents' Inside the Buddha urn in the bedroom.

The family never mentioned this brother in front of her, and Lai Wei was not very curious about this brother who had never met, so she never thought about going to see him.But this time, the mother was holding her brother's photo and looking at it from this angle, she could just see the photo in the mother's hand clearly, and then, Lai Wei saw the greatest malice from the author in the whole prostitution article (Tentative): In the photo, the boy wearing goggles is smiling stupidly at the camera. He seems to be holding a Chunin certificate in his hand, and the background is Hokage Rock, a famous product of Konoha.

Goggles, stupidity, boy, Uchiha, needless to say, there can only be one conclusion when these items are put together:

——OMG! It turns out that Obito Uchiha is her own brother!Her own brother is actually Obito Uchiha!

Cough cough, this statement may not mean much to those who have not followed comics, so let us change it to a more impactful statement.

——OMG! It turns out that the BOSS is her own brother!It turns out that her own brother is the BOSS!

God, earth, people do things! (Tearful)